01x06 - Girls Rule, Boys Drool

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I look now please Jack can I see it now

just a second

now not yet

yeah looking a yeah okay it's done

how'd you do that check it up huh Chad

the rad whoa

I wouldn't trust anybody else with my

website how cool is it you're my best

friend not as cool as you being a rock

star more cool because the rock star

stuff was sort of an accident

nice shot sorry hi Chad yeah you don't

know anything about installing a duel

car manifold in a 68 Camaro do you um no

sir

okay wanna learn no sir come on

oh hey wanna play with my yacht Oh check

with my snut let oh yeah aren't you

gonna wash up I did wash off what you

strapped it no wrestling at the dinner

table please it's all his fault my eyes

are going all wrong wrong Oh

- I said no fighting please Smalley snot

me uh-oh

settle down tiger you mess up my face on

my website i sneakers snot okay I made

some minor adjustments yes I wanted

people to see the real Molly Oh Oh Molly

I'm sure Chad can fix it it's too late

by now everybody seen it

I do rock

so mad at funds he's always stealing my

stuff and his bad breath and he wrecks

my website and I'm the one who look

stupid I'm not gonna lie

you looked gross why do you have to be

such a great that simple he's a boy and

we're girls yeah and girls rule girls

rule and boys boys boys drool oh that's

good

girls rule and boys drool

Oh

Oh

always drew

Oh drew

no to South book Stockholm tour what's

that hang on a minute oh boy bust you I

spin psycho headquarters good thing I'm

wearing cross trainers

note to self window guards my always

bugger bouncing off the wall now big and

pretty too small try not to cry when

they fall

and it's easier to agree with

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what a song I love it

that wasn't a song Colonel Bob I was

just goofing on my brother

well you just goofed yourself a hit

girls are gonna love that song ha ha

that's my mom

come on Eddie wait we better take this

you recorded it what I look like a

rookie

you rule I am a girl and what did you

girls do today we made up a new song oh

you should hear it buzz you'd love it oh

yeah I mean I'm such a fan well let's

give it a listen

girls rule girls are Craig so you think

the colonel has big plans for this one

girl no way was just a rehearsal thing

dad well that's probably for the best

not that song could hurt somebody's

feelings you gonna think about that

Molly yeah nobody's ever gonna hear it

on the radio or anything thanks for the

ride auntie oh oh no trouble at all

small haha thanks for fixing my website

I put your brother's naked baby picture

on it - you did

yes but Wiggles if you click on his row

you raw

come on lady up Billy Bob bass the

rudest mean is practical joke is DJ and

all of Appleton I just had 99 pizzas

delivered to your house they want to sue

me or something oh it's no problem

we have a gate free town is not allowed

party what do you want kids squeak up I

got something in my would shake what is

that kid only the brand new never

released sure to be a hit Molly up son

Molly oh she doesn't have a new song

efficient look if I were to play an

unreleased song on the air it would be

wrong

yes it would ill*gal even yep I get in a

heap of trouble

good what do you want for a kid just

name it

and that was girls rule boys drew my own

Molly oh not available in any stores cuz

Billy Bob here got himself a pirate good

unless you want to hear it again just go

to my website www.breakupbrad.com and

shake we pull our loans I told you

secret stuff we never told anyone like

being afraid out poodles and then when

you were at camp and had that nightmare

about that giant s'more who did you call

you at 3:00 a.m. then I didn't care cuz

I thought you were my friend but you're

not what do you mean why cuz I'm a boy

and boys drool right

after dinner buzz we'll see how she runs

with that new dual carb setup cool uh

what is that

two carbs twice as much gas twice as

fast that's math my friend I thought you

liked pizza burgers Molly I do something

the matter sweetie Chad doesn't want to

be my friend anymore

he heard the song he thinks I mean he's

drooling what a shame the colonel had to

give your song to that no-good disc

jockey character the colonel Bob didn't

even have that song I don't know how it

got out there well it did and it's no

surprise Chad's feelings are hurt you're

saying some mean stuff about guys I

didn't mean to hurt Chad of course you

didn't Molly it's a good tune it's got a

nice melody and it's real peppy too easy

for you to say you're a girl oh come on

get off your high horse there fella

can't you take a joke yeah if it's a

good joke you know dad that part about

girls always being right it's kind of

like you mom no it's not women aren't

always right they they want you to think

they are boy but don't you believe it

well isn't it just like a man to get all

wrapped around the axle overnight

I'm not wrapped up around anything stop

it you guys don't fight that's me and

buzzes job you're making my head go

getta getta get it whoa cove tel back to

your mother

being a quarter corn seven five eighths

alfalfa - and ah who cares about the

farm report let's play that song again

Xero's hi wait we were just messing

around tell already tell him what it's

Brock hey boy

chap the rat Oh

how how how did they get that song okay

okay okay Eddie gave me the tape in the

studio and I put it in my backpack and

mom came in the fire truck and know

Eddie gave the tape to my dad and he

played it and then oh how did they get

that song who Eddie gave me the tape in

the studio I gave it to my dad in the

truck and then he left it in the tape

deck where we're buds

now took you long enough haha don't

write to take it and give it to that

slimy pretty big scar oh don't blame me

you're the one who said all that anti

boy stuff Grill Breen I'd like to speak

with Billy Bob guppy but please

it's largemouth bass squeaker you're on

the air

good this is Molly oh you mean the Molly

oh that crackly voiced oh we're encoder

girl wanna be yeah you fishy breath wish

you had an audience shock jock wannabe

huh Molly oh is a meanie but we knew

that you stole my song ooh I'm a bad boy

of course you're bad all boys are bad

Thank You Molly oh you heard her saying

folks all boys are bad hey let's hear

that song again

- ice - hey it's a hit

and why the long faces it's not a hit

oh of course not it's a disaster oh boy

what are we gonna do now hey guys thanks

yo yo I'm never gonna sing another song

and I mean it I don't know why it's a

radical Rockstar career move half the

world hates you

and every time I try to do anything to

fix it it gets worse I wish things would

just go back to normal

well you've got to tell people where

you're at and don't let your mouth do

all the talking yeah I gotta find some

way to tell people I don't hate boys

well I think you're ruining a good thing

but it's not a good thing I or Chad's

feelings I want to go to the top of the

mountain no the top of the world and

yell at the top of my lungs that that's

yes Molly oh you're a genius

I am we'll go to the top the top the top

you're Fred topo in the top line show we

will go on top line the on national TV

and Molly oh can tell her side of the

story

I'll do it and this time I'm gonna think

before I speak

you

yeah oh that new dual carb setup really

makes it haul if you don't mind getting

three feet to the gallon

hi I'm Janine nice to meet you rule one

don't speak unless you're spoken to real

two please sign this rule three

make up rule 4 don't look at his hair

rule 5 follow me don't look at the hair

don't look at the hair

are we ready people let's make it happen

chop chop 5 seconds 4 3 2 good evening

and welcome to top-line you've no doubt

heard it by now

a simple catchy tune by that little girl

with the big voice her name is Molly oh

go girl

our females really smarter and more

mature than males as the song seems to

claim auras girl power gone just a

little too far with this now from her

school and Appleton is molly ol rock

star eight-year-old and center of the

national debate Miss OH welcome to the

show thanks mr. topple don't you wish

you had never written girls rule boys

drool that you would never cause the

divisive Ness and the division that you

caused I don't know what you said but

that song I'm sad but it's not about all

boys like not you I thank you oh my dad

or my friend Chad who used to be my best

friend in the whole world it's really

just about one boy oh this trouble of

the one boy yeah a really really mean

annoying nasty jerk of a boy one who's

been making trouble for me my whole life

one who stole my song and put it on the

radio my brother buzz

what's not coming out of my nose um

booger somebody stop that kid that's not

my hair so buzz you've got some

explaining to do I really think this is

their job dad you wish well Molly oh

it's hard to argue with the fact that

your brother does indeed bro yep

but he's only one boy I think I could

get along with the rest of them okay I

think that's

you

check the rat moly

Oh baby

I'm sorry about that you know the drill

thing

Chad Q rule

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