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01x13 - What's Up, Stox?

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Wuzzles". Aired: September 14 – December 7, 1985.*
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Features a variety of short, rounded animal characters each with a mix of two different animal species.

01x13 - What's Up, Stox?

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[Music]

welcome once again to

W from the looks of that squirly bird it

must be that time of year

again see on W when fall is about to

arrive the squirly birds throw their

nuts south for the

winter

and if it's just about fall it's time

for the fall Funtime Festival oh boy I

can hardly

wait what costume are you going to wear

this your Bumble lion something new

something original something special the

old ghost costume huh come on let's go

see if Mr patat has any new costumes at

the General Store

[Music]

hi guys looking for costumes

too yeah something new something

original something special the ghost

costumes are right over

there okay every Wuzzle tell me what you

think great costume h* awas

monster I'm supposed to be Tinker

Wuzzle wow Buck swasher I got to have

this costume I'd be AO the Smasher Ru in

this

one how much is it Mr

patat are you flexible I'm just an itty

bitty short on cash how much do you have

well let me see 25 - 4 + 3

subtract uh

nothing

oh darn I wanted that costume so

badly and me

[Music]

too any brilliant money ideas yet rhi

yeah what if we all take a long vacation

in Hay to think about how to make money

we want to make money not spend it how

about you

eloo eloo what are you doing a just

rumaging through my pouch getting rid of

a few

things are you thinking what I'm

thinking probably my head's a

blank hey let's have a rumage sale we'll

sell all this stuff in ELO's

[Music]

pouch I figure if we sell all of these

we'll have exactly what we need to buy

the new costumes turn

it these pies are as good as

[Music]

petal better make sure the merchandise

isn't

faulty

yummers pies for sale make your taste

butts merry buy a chocolate cherry pies

for

sale okay you guys ready places here

Here Comes our first

customer you tired of paying pack cats

high

prices and tell you what welcome to

ELO's pouch arama we've got plastic

pickle pears appleberry glue piano

Hearts sadal blasters open hoof

shoes Most Fascinating how about a to

toasting blender have we got toasting

blenders do my face have a horn ell will

give the pretty lady what she

[Music]

wants I don't think we don't have oh

sorry All Out Try Mr pack cat stor

next don't be bashful give your tummy a

treat bye

today they're delicious

[Music]

look

P for sale

Poli Apple you sold all the pies oh

let's go buy the costumes butterbeer you

didn't really want to go to the Fall

Festival did you what are you trying to

say I ate all the pies I couldn't

squeeze into the new costume even if I

wanted

to I mean who cares about having fun

[Music]

oh hi guys did you make a lot of money

nope but we made a lot of enemies we

decided we didn't want to go to the

cromo Festival costumes are silly anyway

yeah we think so

too where you want to go make way make

way coming

through oh

looks like some Wuzzle moving into the

old ground dog estate let's go find out

who I want to

be let me see me me first hey come on I

want to see come on wow I wonder what's

in that strange

crate I want to know who's moving in I

am tycoon's the name making money is my

game no kidding are you in the buck met

a zillionaire before no but I'd like to

yeah me too because that's what I want

to be someday say uh Tycoon what's in

the crate oh well it's a secret it's

what's going to make me a

zillionaire zillionaire huh I've got to

know what's in there I'm not leaving

until I find

[Music]

out

he's opening the crate what's over let

me see let me

see

oh look I don't believe look at that oh

I wonder what's in the crate I think I'd

pay a zillion dollars to find out

wouldn't

[Music]

you I'd bet my bottom dollar there's

some great Freight in that crate wow

what a tree for a shopping spree

hey what's the big idea snooping around

my house oh sorry we just wanted to

sneak a peek at your money tree I've

never seen one before where'd it come

from well I wield and deal for it I'm a

business tycoon you know and it's the

only one in the whole was except for

this money tree seed I have you have a

money tree

seed oh if we had a money tree we

wouldn't have to work so hard to buy

those costumes

yeah you wouldn't want to part with that

seed would you

Tycoon well I do have the money tree

you'll have to make me an offer I can't

refuse though I have a new bowling bat I

could trade for well I got something

better an exploding Whoopi cushion I'll

give you season tickets to all my plays

at the W theater n tell you what bring

all your best stuff and I'll give the

seed to the high is bitter there are

five Wuzzles here but only one money

tree seed if my Math's right I'd say

four Wuzzles are going to be left

out uh base bowling ball hockey puck

Mallet a golf club

racket imitation meat rubber Forks fake

hand itching powder stck

glasses let me see what I trade a

picture of me a poster of

me this could go on all night what do

you say we speed things up and get on

with the bidding

H there that's better want

to hey I'll throw in my soccer M I've

got a teleph photograph to trade I'll

top you with my walking talking to pay

he today go tomorrow out of my way out

of my way big deal I have Billboards and

boas how about raspberry pickle Ripple

pudding no look at the tyon mine better

hold it if you give me all of this the

seed is yours well if we all give you

our stuff who gets the money tree seed

well you can share it uh excuse us

Tycoon while we uh

confer he's asking too much does he

think money grows on trees but hoo with

a money tree we could replace all the

stuff we're giving away we'll take turns

picking money from it after all friends

should share there'll be plenty unless

hoo goes grocery

shopping okay it's a deal

[Music]

Tycoon where are we going to plant it

how about butter Bear's Greenhouse boy

if anybody can grow a seed it's

butterbear

[Music]

look

wow it worked I can afford the best have

our cupcakes escar

Gophers Papo we agreed to take turns all

right all right but let's hurry and get

on with the

[Music]

draw bye

ah just my luck last again oh I'm number

one I get to pick first so what are you

waiting for pal start picking oh this

should buy that costume I wanted see you

later guys line number two I can hardly

wait till tomorrow huh guess I'll go

window shopping for the next 5

days this is going to be the best

costume ever thank you Mr Pat

ooh this would look wonderful on me yeah

you'd fill that one out real well hoo I

must have it I'll ring it up for you no

wait I don't have enough money could you

hold it for me for 5 days sorry hoo with

the Fall Festival coming up too many

Wuzzles will be wanting it it's the only

one tell you what hold it for 1 hour

I'll be back with the green

back wow this is the niftiest kayak kite

I've ever seen on sale to day only and I

can't pick the money tree until tomorrow

unless a springloaded scareface just

what I've always

wanted if you play with it you pay for

it

you're good idea I'll be right back with

a

[Music]

dough I know it isn't my turn but trees

stay healthier if you prune

[Music]

them

[Music]

picking more money alaroo yeah nothing

I'd rather do than spend my day spending

money oh

[Music]

no excuse me ma'am care to have your

fortune fore stole I mean your fortune

told how about if I had my pal red sure

give me all your

money there your Palm's

red

next a fortune Mister no thanks I

already have a fortune you do of course

I'm the richest wle in

was

H that wle and I need to get much better

acquainted come on

g*ons hot diggity or should I say hot

dig a tree don't just hang there fetch

me a wheelbarrow we're transplanting

that tree to my

house now I know that Croc has no

interest in plants that isn't a green

thumb he has that's a greed

[Music]

thumb they say nothing lasts forever but

this poor tree didn't even make it

through the day what happened did butter

Bears Green Thumb turned black we got

took that's what let's go over to

tycoons and demand our stuff back yeah

[Music]

on

you gave us a bum tree yeah we want our

stuff back hold it I don't understand my

tree grows fine did you grow yours right

butterbear grew it and she could make

cement grow did you prune it too

much oh no I I just took a few dollars

well I uh I borrowed a few too let's see

an emergency did arise and I recall some

money leaping off the tree into my hands

see you got greedy and k*lled it sorry

but that money tree didn't have a money

back

guarantee your fault not my fault bum

line did

[Music]

it what do you think

[Music]

g*ons Bret's right it's nice but let's

scram before they arrest us for

trespassing relax fly breath Welcome to

our new home take down the for sale sign

[Applause]

[Music]

brt

yikes my tree it's gone those Wuzzles

aren't going to get away with

this hey you guys what's the big

idea we wouldn't be in this Jam of if

the rest of you had waited your

turn give me back my money tree I don't

have it well some Wuzzle took it and I

want to know who well don't look at me

I'm not the greedy Wuzzle wait a minute

what's Croc doing moving into a house on

easy

street I'm beginning to smell a ratfink

spelled c r o CK Croc but I thought he

was the fortune teller no he's a fortune

taker

and I bet he stole your tree I tell you

what if you guys help me get my money

tree back I'll give you all your stuff

back give us a second to talk this

over we'll do it let's make Croc wish he

never had money just leave everything to

us what's that for Bumble liion it's a

phony oil detector it'll convince Croc

there's oil on his property are you for

real how's a dumb thing like that

supposed to get back tycoon's tree yeah

hoo's right she knows a fat chance when

she sees

One Look by the time Croc buys drilling

equipment and tears up his yard without

a drop of oil to show for it he'll wish

he never had money well if it fails

don't say I didn't tell you

[Music]

so hey Bumble line what are you doing on

my estate surveying for oil oil on my

property wow there's a gusher right

where we're standing I'd start drilling

if I were you this could make you a

zillionaire a a

zillionaire I can't wait out of the way

I'm going for the Black

[Music]

[Laughter]

Gold

yeah a gusher I'm filthy Filthy

Rich someone tells me this is not an oil

well it's a ink

well it is a worthless P this is all

your fault but why me because it's

always my Sidekicks fa I get this mess

cleaned up any more brilliant ideas

Bumble brains this time leave everything

to Typhoon the stocks

[Music]

broker uh Operator Operator get me the

stocks Market it's

urgent what socks are up oh darn if only

I had money to invest i' I'd be a

zillionaire huh what's that stocks hey

will you scram this is top secret

besides you're rich already yeah but

money is like my appetite I can never

have enough you wouldn't want to invest

some money for me would you huh no way

this is for big investors no Small Time

operators here I do everything big yeah

even his mother said he was the biggest

fool she ever

[Music]

knew like everything else here in was

stocks are a little different stocks are

part stor hardock think of a St that

delivers

trouble well stocks are up not for

[Music]

long STS are

droing what

Incarnation up in horn

swaggle

stop that you money hungry feathered

freak sorry stocks dropped listen Peewee

your ideas have been nothing but trouble

that's what happens when you have money

trouble trouble trouble he's right Croc

maybe we should give away that money

tree I'd sooner give you

away he still isn't going to give back

my money tree we'll do it my way this

time we're taking it back stop you

thieves I stole that first give me

that give me

that out of my way you feathered freaks

brilliant hoo got any more Big

[Music]

Ideas gosh that's the second tree we've

k*lled today how sad you want to know

something sad this tree made us act just

like Croc Bumble Lion's right we're

friends in need who became friends in

greed yeah and I almost made enemies

here instead of friends I learned

something too you can lead us snor to

water but you can't get it to sit on a

Whoopi cushion huh I never was good at

learning

[Music]

lessons okay guys here are your costume

I hope they're new original

special not a ghost of a

CH and here's one for you Tycoon welcome

to

W well we learned that these Wuzzles may

not have the best costumes but by being

friends they'll have the best time of

course we also learned the snores don't

sit on whoopy

cushions