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01x11 - The Main Course

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Wuzzles". Aired: September 14 – December 7, 1985.*
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Features a variety of short, rounded animal characters each with a mix of two different animal species.

01x11 - The Main Course

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[Music]

see everyone's so thrilled to be going

not me Hopple I really need to stay and

practice my basketball

my garden needs home

my lawn needs more

and I suppose you want to stay to pull

some kind of joke

nope you know me half joke will travel

listen we all discussed this and I

decided that a nice cruise at Sea would

do us all it was of good now let's get

on this chugboat and have a good time

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[Applause]

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oh

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wow Papa's having a great time water

skiing I need a picture of this

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trying to break the sound barrier I

thought you said full steam ahead

I said you fools I'm happy I'm dead

I can hardly wait to tickle my taste bud

some of butter bear is good cookie but I

didn't cook

spinach sandwiches yuck

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is every Wuzzle seasick

yeah we see his sandwiches and we get

sick

with this for bait maybe I'll catch a

shrimp chimp

dog I caught dinner

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boy this is a big one

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it's a big mean

I'll get a picture

I suppose this is your idea of a good

time right Wise Guy

well you always said you wanted Bumble

lion to fall for you A Hook Line and

Sinker oh

no I just want to see you sing

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did you have a nice swim hoppo

oh oh gosh it's a Whopper

I've got a terrible feeling this isn't

the shrimp

[Music]

[Applause]

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[Applause]

oh it's a baboon Bass

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it's all the hip up on my check tag

are you wearing spinach salad

foreign

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I'm so glad I packed for emergencies

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thank you

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nothing doing buster

wait you're half fish you can't breathe

out of water

I have to do everything around here

let's get back to having fun

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can't you tell I'm having a ball

oh no it's pirate

[Music]

Luke

what does the book say mate all right A

Wheel Blaster out of this ear water

foreign

[Music]

how's this no we need g*ns cannons

missiles torpedoes

all I have is my makeup case and the

food with Moses liver spinach sandwiches

what could be deadlier now I need a way

to launch them here try these

all right

[Music]

a liver spinach sandwich they're

fighting dirty captain

what does the book say to do and here it

is liver spinach attack blast them out

of the water

[Music]

thank you

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water

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

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song

hello where's that candle you had

[Music]

says here sage and I'll blast you

he needs a sale start your nickname

those nighties

[Music]

[Applause]

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quick Abandon Ship before the Pirates

get here

let's see now we'll have fun at last the

worst is behind us boy I couldn't have

said it better those Pig mice are a mean

looking butts

[Music]

they say that every Wuzzle travels to

the beat of a Different Drum but this is

one drum that Papa would like to be

you know this vacation's the bits

thank you

I'm gonna have to outsmart these twerps

[Music]

mudslide area ahead

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it's blue and mud just don't mix

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what are we gonna do

there's only one thing to do

you're right fix the truck boat and head

for home no hoppo's gotta be rescued

look but the Lion's right and once we're

home we'll call a rescue team to save

her

hey she's our friend remember

all these guys like it if they were

being chased

[Music]

get my friends for an afternoon

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so much for fun

points must be close

yeah close to where we started

do they still say we call for that

professional Rescue Team let's not give

up yet we'll find hoppo no I meant for

us

let me go let me out of here although it

is heaven being off these hoops

[Music]

great leaders

okay

very good

repair evil humble for lunch

no no there's been a big mistake

you know evil apple me no your boys

mistook me for someone's else easy

mistake I'm very big in theater you big

actress

well quite honestly my fans just have to

hear I'm in a play and they start crying

and act like evil Harpo good enough

prepare for lunch

what a day I'm having

you know what I hear is that my heart

pounding no bongo drums and if we follow

that we'll find harmful

LOL will find Hubble her stomach's

growling

subi was drums are on the other side

Come On Let's cross that volcano before

she blows

going somewhere

up up up up up up

[Music]

a mine shaft maybe it's a shortcut

it sounds like someone's having a blast

in there

early I have a lantern in this pouch

somewhere

[Music]

you stay out this here's my clean State

we were just looking for a shortcut I

weren't born yesterday go find your own

Ruby damage or I'll blast yeah

every Wuzzle sure is having a blast

blasting us

boy my heart's really proudly now it's

the drums we must be close

look the pig mice Apple must be here for

where could she be

[Music]

hmm good now bring the big stuff

you think he means Apple quick there's

no time to lose

[Music]

I found purple

what have you got under that lid

in oh Harpo I never told you what a good

friend you were what a good sport you

were but what a good actress you were

or what a good dancer considering how

big you were

another fat joke huh

are you all right fantastic these Pig

mice throw a mean luncheon want some

Pineapple Cider

but but why were the pig mice chasing

you they thought I was her the EV hobble

to them she's some big mature or

something since you're safe let's head

for home and give up the Royal Treatment

this apopotamus isn't stupid but HAPO we

need your help fixing musel's Tugboat

yeah no one else can plug the hole

listen I'll go ask the big cheese if

you'll give you a new boat

a new truck boat you're right let's

think big I'll ask for a yacht yet

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not exactly

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somebody ought to do something about

that mount vesuvi was it's getting on my

nerves

time for Ev h* later kids let me finish

lunch then we'll play hey what's the big

deal you are Mount vesuvi was very angry

only

make it happen

we're cool what'll it be a little song

and dance

[Music]

strike them too all right baby I'll

bring it lunch now you talking Mount

vesuvi was like them hippie

wait I just remembered I'm late for an

appointment with my hoof and mouth

doctor gotta go let me go

[Applause]

looks like lunch with Mount vesuvi was

is turning out to be lunch or Mount the

subi what

you know this is the first time I've

ever seen The Wuzzles use their head to

get out of the situation

no sign of the Pyrex it's safe to leave

what was that it sounded like hoppo she

must be having a scream at the luncheon

she got the good time she wanted we have

to get home

it always happens the spare is flat too

for the last time you're making a big

mistake

those scally Wuzzles are ear subwares

what's the book say about punishment for

blazing our sails

that's here blast them I figured

[Music]

hold it you loot are you alive

oh how can I ever repay you with your

Jewels bro

sounds reasonable in your head

my head what for

torching me sail oh

I don't blame you for being myth but let

me say a few farewells

[Music]

and shorten that name

we heave her into mountains

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[Applause]

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take her to the ship

some Choice pillaged by Pirates or pot

roasted by Pig mice

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I'll be sure letting the good times roll

oh the pie rats have landed in the next

Lagoon let's get out of here

foreign

that didn't sound like a scream of joy

oh someone's probably trying to wrestle

a drumstick away from Hopple

better go check those pirates might have

her

boys please

there's an eponymous here for everybody

Let Her Go am I ever glad to see you

guys help the pig mice g*ng

hold up pose

[Music]

hold your grounds Kelly Wuzzle or I'll

run you through

so cheap think you can lend a hand bring

them stick em

s

what's the book say about being

outnumbered

says here blast them out of the water we

ain't in water stupid keep reading hmm

if blasting fails yep and run for it

[Music]

oh thank you fumble lion we thank you

too now on with evil

he hold who they think that by giving me

to Mount vesuvi was it'll stop the

volcano from exploding well if anything

will plug that volcano it's hoppo's

potables wait that's not a volcano

it's that minor blasting

no fast talk or we evil you too from the

lion do something watch after hoppo g*ng

I have an idea

Mr Miner you've got the hell

you told you to stay off my claim now

yes

but you gotta tell the pig mice about

your blasting or they're gonna throw a

two-ton part of us down on you fry wash

now get

take them Rattle and Roll them

Barney every time I get to blasting

somebody tosses her trash down my

mountain

but that's what I'm trying to explain

it's the pig mice well I'll fix them

wait one last picture to remember you

bought

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wow

twerps stop that great Mountain matudo

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your wishes are command

Mountain

what you offering you won't trinkets

souvenirs how about party favors is that

all you've been throwing that junk down

here for years now d*ck don't you ever

come back got lots of party favors

you want me to blow my cup

[Music]

if you had enough fun and relaxation for

one day

[Music]

well Apple we're finally having a good

time I won't be happy until I'm safe and

sound in my own home you know it was

really kind of exciting

you call disasters exciting

never going to take a vacation again

then it's a good thing I took pictures

you'll be able to remember this vacation

forever

not him again

only in the land of was could a disaster

have been so much fun so we're sure to

be back for more disaster I mean more

fun here with the Wuzzle