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01x10 - A Pest of a Pet

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Wuzzles". Aired: September 14 – December 7, 1985.*
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Features a variety of short, rounded animal characters each with a mix of two different animal species.

01x10 - A Pest of a Pet

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The Dying Swan Pig

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well here we are back in the land of was

for another wonderful Adventure

hoppo is trying out for the Wuzzle Town

Ballet Company

fasten your seat belts

hmm it seems our ballet star has a case

of butter fleas in her stomach

this is my big break auditioning for cc

Goose bear he's the greatest ballet

director in the world relax Oppo elaru

and I will be right next to you for

support oh yeah of course I'm kind of

clumsy okay remember this ballet is

called the dying Swan Pig it's a classic

just do everything I do

everything you do got it got it got it

all with this audition I don't have all

day

a bumble lion rhinocchi isn't here

gee I wonder what happened to him maybe

he stopped off at the dock on the way

here and maybe pie rats grabbed him

anyway Shanghai to see and maybe maybe

he's just late or maybe he's just like

all right already come on HAPO I'm a

busy busy gooseberry

no moment Tito senior Goose bear the

Maestro is warming up the orchestra

hit the music elaru

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oh Bravo brilliant Assad Grace

especially for sergeant big girl

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[Applause]

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oh no

I never knew ballet was so dangerous

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this one's gonna be the greatest

practical joke of all time

perfect

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aim this is Hopple how could I miss

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[Applause]

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do we have to do that we agreed every

waffle it's in time

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do you

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what is this I came here to see is the

dying Swan Pig not the seven ton itch

the wait Mr Goose there foreign

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did Mr Gooseberry agree to give me

another audition

yes he said on one condition

what was the condition something about

the Wuzzle desert freezing over

I itch all over why is this happening to

me

okay

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flame hop open but this is ridiculous

as far as your talent is concerned you

haven't even scratched the surface

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how could you yeah that was a pretty

cruel joke even for you what if she'd

hurted herself well come on where's your

sense of humor

sense of humor where's your sense of

decency

she's right rhinocchi that was a pretty

mean trick

it was just a joke just trying to have a

little fun

oh that was Rock even for him he's so

rash oh sorry hoppo I did mean we've got

to do something about rhinocchi's

practical joke a brilliant scheme

what

that's what we need a brilliant scheme

you know if someone played a practical

joke on Roanoke he wouldn't like it I

can't think of a joke but I'd love to

give him a punch line so we need a

practical joke then yeah a practical

joke this gotta be a good one to full

Rhino key yeah it's gotta be a good one

Musa will you quit mocking me oh sorry

bumba lion

wait that's it that's it muscle what a

great idea yeah isn't it though what

idea

walking we'll get rhinocchi a

Mockingbird dog he can imitate anything

oh Neato idea good going Muslim oh great

neat idea good going Musa thank you

simply put a Mockingbird dog is an

imitative creature that's half

Mockingbird half dog and can drive you

half out of your mind which is about to

happen to rhinopy

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may I help you yeah we'd like the

loudest nastiest Mockingbird dog you

have and again you want a Mockingbird

dog Remy you're serious

take two please I'll pay you honest oh

thank you very much but all we need is

Mohawk

one somebody wants one

are you sure you want the loudest

nastiest one I've got yeah and I thought

I was losing my marbles

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there you go we nicknamed him Mohawk why

doesn't seem loud and nasty to me it's

because he's on his break

breaking for 23 hours and 50 minutes

straight and he takes a 10 minute break

and starts right up again how long till

he starts again it's in about five

minutes

and we'd better hurry thanks a lot Mr

Bieber buck

how about taking one more just one

please three please

damn

one down and 63

285 monkey bird dogs too

are you sure this will work on the lion

I don't know but one thing's for sure

rhinocchi's Never Gonna forget today

they say you can't teach an old bird dog

new tricks but look out rhinocchi this

is a young bird dog

well here we are waiting for rhinocchi

to discover that basket on his porch and

when he does I bet he'll be a basket

cake

will I use for my next trick

oh joy Butters

only ice cubes

imitation meat

oh I wonder who that could be

Harry he's coming

looks strange

what's this

a d*ck on my doorstep and I wasn't

invited

hey

there's a puppy bird dog in here what a

strange meal for a picnic

dear Ryan gnocchi I've gone to store

please take good care of my baby

mockingbird dog sign Mama Mockingbird

dog

or else we'll be back in 30 or 40 years

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oh terrific he's falling for it let's

see how he likes being on the receiving

end for a change

welcome to the peace and quiet of my

house you know everyone says that

mockingbird dogs are so noisy and

Troublesome well not my little buddy is

made up yet

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oh baby I was wrong

wow maybe I was wrong I didn't know

Mockingbird dogs could talk I didn't

know Mockingbird dog could talk

he's a copy catfish he's a copy catfish

hey you'll love me why it'll be a guest

in someone's house hey is that any way

to be a guest in someone's house

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[Applause]

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[Applause]

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this is one lesson you'll never forget

I don't know it seems a little nasty to

me hey he deserves it and it isn't over

yet come on

foreign

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I only have one thing to say to you love

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again

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[Laughter]

what are you guys doing here

enjoying ourselves

[Laughter]

I get it you left them at my house

is he getting under your skin yeah where

is your sense of humor that's what I

said earlier that's what I said that's

what I said

we hope you learned your lesson it

doesn't feel good to have tricks played

on you

I still think it was a mean thing to do

to foreign relax

Rhino

right I don't deserve friends like them

all right I know it's your friends like

that

I've been a rotten friend

you've been a rotten friend

why don't deserve friends and all

ashamed of myself

dear everyone I am going to live in

ecowas Canyon where I won't bother

anyone

goodbye signed rhino

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will be

before

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that laugh worries me

at the last time to go home now I can go

home to the quiet and Solitude of my

wife and my 14 children

anything is better than being around

Mockingbird dogs

[Laughter]

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a ton of problems starts with the first

pound

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now the next day was a perfectly normal

average day Ron Wood until about 9 00

A.M

I hope the mail's here

Mockingbird Dogs

don't remember ordering that

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laughs

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water

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[Applause]

[Laughter]

water

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[Applause]

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[Applause]

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there's a shark almost chasing me

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shut up

well it looks like no one's safe from

the Mad Mockingbird dogs I thought

Mockingbird dogs were so cute

oh we got to do something a brilliant

scheme why we need another brilliant

scheme oh I hope this one works out

better than the one to teach by Nokia

lesson right I'd rather have him around

on these crazy Mockingbird dogs oh

that's it rinoki that's who we need Ella

rose right he's the only one who can out

joke the Mockingbird dogs but don't you

want to hear my brilliant scheme no

good idea

only one small problem

going to live in ecowas Canyon where I

will never bother anyone else again

goodbye signed Rhino key e-s be back in

30 or 40 years

I knew we went too far we gotta find him

and bring him back

foreign

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oh yeah

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oh even my echo isn't speaking to me

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you have to do something

we need your help Rhino key this is

another trick to get even with me oh we

need you to help get rid of the

Mockingbird dog here's your chance to

redeem yourself

you mean you're not always still mad at

me even you humble tell him oh

all right

now here's what we're gonna do we'll

need some wood and nails and fencing a

bumble lion you get your truck

right up folks I'll get your party

favors right dear all jokes and more

sizes guaranteed to annoy your friends

beyond belief

we got you squirting banana Bagels we've

got your exploding cheese pickles uh get

them right here

that's all of them

congrats Rhino key and welcome back

what are we gonna do about them

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they don't like being cooped up in cages

who won that's probably what made them

so crazy in the first place well I've

got an idea where they could be happy

and not bother us

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[Applause]

they don't like hearing themselves wow

bringing them for Echo was Kanye was a

great idea butter Bear yeah the only

folks they can annoy out here are each

other

ready to come back to town ready and

I'll never play another practical joke

again let's go

I want to pick this be you beautiful

flower

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I'm sorry old habits are hard to break

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a joke I mean it was just a joke

[Applause]

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oh well some things never change

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something never change