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01x09 - Ghostrustlers

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Wuzzles". Aired: September 14 – December 7, 1985.*
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Features a variety of short, rounded animal characters each with a mix of two different animal species.

01x09 - Ghostrustlers

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[Music]

here we are another day another

adventure in the land of

woods H looks like something shaking

[Music]

here

maybe this is what rhi is getting All

Shook Up about hoo Square break

[Music]

dance now bow to your partner and here

we go one 2 three and dose it D now

swing your partner R and round and throw

them on the back and spin

[Music]

around alaman Left alaman Right hands to

have a Dan

[Music]

night Left Right hands have a slam dance

hey can the lady do a little dancing not

now I just declared earthquake

prevention

week that isn't me a tornado's coming a

tornado's coming R's right

look a Tado is what happens when a swarm

of humbugs come together and humbugs are

what you get when hummingbirds and

locusts come

[Music]

together

21 this is no time to be hanging around

a Tado

[Music]

coming yikes rhi's not

[Music]

joking

hello is this the bug off exterminator

company yes Dr pu

speaking hum bugs I'll get my tail right

[Music]

there oh this is the biggest humbug I

ever

[Applause]

[Music]

saw

I'm not sure if these are H bugs or

hgs will it take you long to get rid of

them oh I'd say uh about a year a

year humbugs are a hum Dinger of a

problem I suggest you wle folks leave

town take the vacation until I'm

finished leave town but where will we go

how about wle Stone Park that sounds

like fun we'll all go together so let's

get packing but remember Pack

Light oh let's see now can't forget my

tus

brush and maybe a sandwich for a snack

oh there all

packed I thought we agreed to pack life

I can't leave my delicate jelly bean

plants last one R noi let's to musel's

house before these hum bugs drive me

crazy mo we said Pack Light Oh I thought

you said pack the

lighthouse and we haven't even gotten

the hles yet when she packs a lunch she

has to rent a

[Music]

trailer is that all you pack of course

the be Essentials where should I put

them ryoi blue

[Music]

R your car's all packed Croc just like

you wanted good now let's get out of

here whatever happened to the days when

Soul fo didn't mean shoe

Soul what Incarnation is that

your car all packed

up I think somebody packed up your brain

now unrate my

coup finally the last one not quite

can't forget my telephon agraph no way

we're leaving town for some peace and

quiet listen horn face if this doesn't

go I don't go good see you next year

hoo

uh-oh looks like hoo got left

behind but not far

[Music]

behind you pay for this RI come

back it's always sad to leave home even

if it is in a wagon I think Scrooge said

it best when he said B

humbugs

welcome back again to The Wuzzles new

home away from home Wuzzle Stone Park

uh-oh maybe this won't be their new home

after all Park full No Vacancy now

what'll we do oh we'll just have to find

another place to stay let's move them

out rhi and watch those bumps they

bruise my

[Music]

potamus

No Vacancy No Vacancy No

[Music]

Vacancy wasle go this place is probably

full too we'll be cooped up with this

cab

[Music]

forever

well it looks like a nice quiet town

I'll check out the

Inn think I'll check out the General

Store I haven't eaten in minutes me too

me three me five I was never good at

arithmetic hello is anybody here Bumble

iion please show some clasp ring the

bell hey how's about some service is

around here come on let's see if we can

find

somebody looks like this place is having

a sail on cobwebs where do you think

everybody is they're gone silly this is

a ghost town I say when in a ghost town

do as the ghosts do yeah

disappear

oh let's get out of here Bumble liion

wasle Gulch is a go I can't even say it

Ghost Town who believes in ghosts

anyway there's no way I'm staying in

this Dusty spooky place right everybody

in the cab hoo Into Your

Wagon of course a dust job could do this

place wonders come on let's try it the

town will be ours it'll be a

scream

Hallelujah maybe I can get a fill up

here good we're too pooped to push much

further I meant my stomach there's no

extra money for gas go find me some

grub all this driving left me plum

tuckered

out

[Music]

but bear will love this gold

[Music]

paint ready for some pie

musel yum what kind is it a western wle

favorite lizard gizard pie with cactus

c*ck crust want more uh no

thanks wa and lizard Lions what's

that how do you like my Speedy new cab

it's 30 miles to a b no one can call you

pokey rokei Hey where's hoo and ELO well

climb up board y'all and we'll rustle

them

[Music]

up

[Music]

L well howy folks what'll it be the

usual yep around a rootberry

shakes where's hoo eloo don't y'all mean

where's h*nky Tonk hoo H it

eloo Way Out West was a talented gal her

sure was never Flo cuz she kicked up a

hoop and sang him a song and they called

that g

[Music]

[Applause]

Hy with your talent you should be on the

stage hoo next one leaves in an

hour yeah hey

[Music]

Croc oh oh my dream came

true so so what else do you find in town

H nothing it's a ghost town I saw Bumble

iron and his friends there

really what's that on your

head gracious Grizzly Gophers you've got

Gold Fever oh no is it contagious crack

sure is I just hope Bumble Aion and his

friends haven't caught it yet should I

see a doctor

no you boob you don't get sick from Gold

Fever you get rich and if there's gold

in this town I want it all to my

selfish ourselves ourselves now here's

my ghostly

plan but I'm telling you eloo when we

got back to the store all butter bears

pies were gone ghost ha them oh no musul

don't go trying to scare me again

oh get your bubble

w see no ghost it was just your

imagination musul but I heard it playing

the piano yeah and I heard his

imagination too look it's just a player

piano jukebox it's supposed to play by

itself I think you guys have watched too

many scary

movies I got the fever Now give me a go

we scare them Croc but they aren't

leaving if at first you don't succeed

frighten them

again how was about giving a lady a ride

in that their stage sure I'll be back as

soon as I find

one let's move it rhi h*nky Tonk hoos in

a

[Music]

hurry bum

lion bumba lion hoo on stage what is hoo

auditioning for another play no

ghost

hi old Slither

away W slitter

whoa a ghost

huh R noi where are you

RI help run away P of

[Music]

us

St this bual line we're heading for some

piping hot prickly

Peppers never send the bubble liion to

do apotamus

work it's a good thing you've got a big

bustle

hoo see musul it was only a sheep and

this dummy and it wasn't a very funny

joke RI of course not it wasn't my joke

then whose was it oh is is that a ghost

joke

too it's not a real ghost it figures

cracks cronies yeah real ghosts look

like

that uh-oh this ghost town is haunted by

poultry gists uh-oh is right these p St

guyss are ghosts that are half polar

bear half chicken and have our friends

half scared out of their

[Music]

minds where were we oh yes the wles were

being pursued by some mean looking

trick-or-treaters yikes run for oh quick

runi start the

cat wait a minute hold it every wo we

can't leave remember we have no place to

go we can't let a bunch of little old

poultry guys scare us can we yes oh

either the ghost go or we go good idea

we'll call in some ghost

[Music]

rusters Croc

COC careful fools can't you see them

digging for

[Music]

gold

ghost what do you mean real ghosts the

only real ghosts around here will be you

if you don't chase Bumble and his

friends out of

town those two life sure would have been

easier if I was born rich instead of so

[Music]

handsome last one to trap a ghost is a

rotten

eggplant help me

YooHoo hi there tall dark and

transparent follow me H dogies give here

you pretty young

thing get away from me you Beast or

whatever you used to

be got you now you've got trouble that's

what you've got come on hoo this is our

big

[Music]

chance

[Music]

a call it you big poultry bullies what

did we ever do to you yeah we were going

to ask you critis the same thing you

ought to be ashamed ever since J Good's

got here we've been at our wit end yeah

tearing up the town who does you young

whippers think he is anyhoo I should

have known where Brad and fizzard are

are Croc of Trouble

Follows hey Croc isn't one of us but

we'll make it up to you and I think I

know how this is the way we dig for gold

D for gold di for

gold well fancy meeting you here Bumble

that's Sheriff Bumble to you and the

meeting's over this town isn't big

enough for both of us especially at the

rate you're tearing it up oh yeah and

how are you going to make me leave

we we in a western Showdown if you're

Wuzzle enough for it I reckon I am I'll

even give you a Fighting Chance you

choose the weapon uh uh oh we don't have

any then I keep

[Music]

digging wait shall we say p at P new get

your bib ready

[Music]

you stoes if dudes know what to do

[Music]

I

you okay wles I want a fair fight you'll

each take 10 Paces turn and throw you go

what

one

2

3

five I'm bad at

arithmetic 8 9

10 hurry butter bear more am

ammunition that's cheating

[Music]

Pro so it looks like I hold the upper

hand uh hi after

[Music]

all now the new sheriff is telling y'all

to get out of town Before

Sunset there's going to be gold in this

ghost town

somewhere and that does it I don't care

how mean and ugly that Croc is nobody's

a tearing up by in come on

g*ng we going to start with that again

and the ghost

routine hand me the dynamite blizzard I

said you g*ons look pretty

[Music]

convincing

[Music]

uh-oh faster you fool

faster we hate to see you go so soon we

just get to like you

we want you to feel at home here

especially since you helped save it for

us well thank you ma'am but we have a

home too and now it's time to go back

and save

it well it sounds like things are still

a huming in

[Music]

W hey you wles are back about 6 months

early we decided to try a little

different approach to the problem all

right you humbugs this is our home and

you're welcome to stay here as long as

you respect our peace and quiet which

means put a lid on the

humming well now that everything's back

to normal I'll get back to my dance

lessons no no you don't if the humbugs

have to be quiet so do you RH noi has a

point

hoo oh okay I'll switch to

ballet

well it looks like things are back to

normal in was let's shake on it

peaceful

quiet

gotcha I'll get you for that

rhi and

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