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01x05 - Moosel's Monster

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Wuzzles". Aired: September 14 – December 7, 1985.*
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Features a variety of short, rounded animal characters each with a mix of two different animal species.

01x05 - Moosel's Monster

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[Music]

it's appleberry time again in the good

old land of

w and it's a wellknown fact that Wuzzles

are just wild about appleberries one for

you one for me one for you and one two

for me one for you and one two three for

me

apparently if you're going to put all

your appleberries in one basket you

better keep an eye on

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rhi thanks elu it's practically raining

appleberries did you say raining maybe

it's a storm could be there's a monster

storm

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coming that's when those big condos

surus monsters come out I've seen them

before look look look what did I tell

you it's a cond the the

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condus

light up you're always seeing monsters

Bumble that's a condo a

condo well it was there I saw it I saw

it as plain as as plain as this is

another fine appleberry Jam you got me

into it's like making appleberry Jam the

hard way but its color is so becoming

yeah it's becoming

sticky you know you got to do something

about about your wild imagination my

imagination What do you call that over

there call what there's nothing over

there but a lot of Yuca wood trees you

call those weird looking creatures Yuca

wood

trees you've been seeing too many

monster movies if you don't mind me

saying it it's all in your mind moosul

wherever that is hey I know a dino monus

when I see one I'm going to go where

it's safe oh no you don't you you've

messed things up enough for one day you

better pick your appleberries over here

away from the rest of us where we'll be

safe that's all the thanks I get for

trying to save everybody from a fate

worse

than now

what that's a water sorus that's a real

one we're surrounded by these

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monsters

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it's another monster run for your lives

it's throwing Boulders at

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us he's done it

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again

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that's it that's the cliner I've had it

up to here with all your phony monsters

musel look what you've done you could

have damaged the dam you're a nice guy

musle but your imagination should be

locked up a wild imagination can be

dangerous when taken too seriously yeah

it's becoming a real problem musul M you

got a bad case of Monster Mania

oh well let's just forgive and forget I

can't handle

controversy all right let's pick some

more appleberries it's still early oh

good let's go everyone up and at those

appleberries me too me too huh no way

nowh no how uhuh don't call us we'll

call you mul when we need some highrisk

danger and

excitement you better go home musul

where we'll all be safer I'm sorry but

Bumble Lion's right that Boulder scare

rattled my already frazzled nerves bye

muul I'll bring you a nice appleberry

pie later nobody wants me around anymore

I can't help it if I got a big

imagination I just got to get these

monsters out of my head or nobody's ever

going to like me I won't even like

myself and I'm My Own best

friend

you know a mind is a terrible thing to

waste especially on

Monsters what's that another

monster I almost did it again musle

YooHoo musul are you

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home hi mul I brought you a nice fresh

appleberry pie wow oh thank you

butterbear I just love appleberry pie

especially your appleberry pie you

better put it on the window to cool for

a while it's still fresh and hot can you

stay for a while and visit I I won't

even mention that you know what I'd love

to Mo but I really have to get back to

town and finish my

baking is everybody still mad at me oh

not really but you could try to do

something about your big imagination you

know I know but I'm really working on a

really am really I know you are goodbye

Mo bye butter

bear I will try I really well

really no more monsters no more No

monsters for

me uh-oh I see it but I don't believe

it my imagination has run off with my

pie well now musul has to deal with two

problems at the same time an imaginary

Monster eating a real

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pie well I know I saw that monster and I

certainly don't have an overactive

imagination or do I so what really

happened to my

pie I put it right there then I walked

to the door with butter bear and then I

heard and then and then a monster grabb

it uh-oh there I go get monster this

monster that I got to quit doing that

right now but what happened to my pie oh

this is so

confusing maybe I'll feel better after a

cool

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dip

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[Applause]

uh I'm a bit confused is this a real

dinosaur eel combination or a genuine

imitation

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yay

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hold on mus wait just a minute what's a

big rush anyway nothing is really

happening right right I just have to

remember that big thing behind me

doesn't bother me at all because it's

only a optical illusion you know I think

I'm finally

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cured

oh y oops almost lost it for a minute

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there listen fella you know you're just

imaginary you're all in my head so

please go away will

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you hey that that's one mean looking

tooth you're lucky it's not real or it

would really

ache now here's a monster with a serious

problem but is it real or

imaginary actually I'm not sure myself

anymore I guess you want that imaginary

tooth pulled out right

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no now look big fella you don't really

have a you fake in fact you aren't even

real this monster believes in the old

saying if at first you don't succeed cry

cry

again okay Mr imaginary monster I'll try

but just this one time then you'll have

to control your imagination like me

okay what am I saying how can I pull it

tooth that's only in the head of a

monster that isn't even

real there is a fine line between

reality and

fantasy and you have just erased the

line Bo I just wait till I g*ng hears

about this one what am I

saying no I've changed my mind that's

what got me in all this trouble in the

first place sorry Mr monster I'd like to

help but you are all in my head you are

simply

unreal nothing

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[Applause]

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personal maybe I need a new vocal

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coach that noise is enough to scare the

jokes out of me

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uh-oh those sounds can mean only one

thing trouble

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the dam has a crack in

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it what that awful noise Bumble liion

the dam has sprung a leak Oh I thought

it was something serious the dam is

sprung a leak let

serious it's the dam all right and we

better get out there and see what we can

do

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this isn't going to work we need to slap

some logs on this stamp come on

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aoo another good try Aloo but it's not

working oh look Bumble lion beacons

cutting logs out of trees good thought

aoo those trees are just what we need to

shore up the dam we're saved

W excuse me bumble liion but how are we

going to get all those logs over to the

dam oh yeah an important detail yeah

it'll be easier to move the dam up here

with

tweezers look if that damn breaks it's

all over for us we've got to do

something fast

but I'm worrying as fast as I can good

then I don't have to worry quiet I'm

searching my mind for a solution this

could be a long way I got it we just

need rope good strong rope to haul those

locks down here that wasn't worth

waiting

for there's some strong rope in the

storehouse back in town how fast can you

get there and back I don't know that's a

long ride back to town

y I'm out of

here obviously this situation is a lot

more serious that it's cracked up to

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me so here's our musel still busy trying

to separate reality from fantasy and I

must confess I'm having some difficulty

myself you know Mr monster if you're

just in my overactive

imagination How Could You Believe in

such big deep

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trap and how could you scare off that go

out if you're only an illusion it's

unreal how really real you

look

oh you poor guy that toothache must be

really

hurting even if it isn't

real all right all right I'll see what I

can do but don't tell anybody about this

promise okay we'll need a rope a good

strong rope to pull that

tooth come on we'll find some rope in

town

uh-huh now don't take it personally if I

don't speak to you when I run into my

friends they don't understand this

imaginary

stuff where is everybody I finally got

control of my imagination and there's

nobody around to appreciate it

no okay okay where can I find some rope

I got it the

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[Applause]

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[Applause]

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storehouse

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maybe I could get into Dentistry if I

pull this off or out sorry but we're

going to have to do this without a

painkiller nobody's ever going to

believe this you know I don't even

believe it myself and I'll believe

anything hey musle I'm desperate for

that R oh hi ryoi where is everybody

anyway

what's with you rhi you look like you

just saw a monster well if that guy

behind you isn't a monster he should see

a doctor I'm

gone hey he's no monster he's just a

mirage what's

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that uh-oh the dam is cracking so that's

where everyone is oh I've got to go

there

too but I've got real problems now so

let's hurry okay that does it the rest

is up to you go for

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it

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[Applause]

now back to reality the g*ng needs help

at the

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dam at last there's riny

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hooray where's the Rope a funny thing

happened to me in town I saw one of

musel's monsters forget the jokes rhi

this is serious well I hate to admit it

but I really saw a monster mul's

imagination is becoming contagious I

know you think I'm crazy and this is the

first time I've agreed with you okay so

where's the Rope you went for are you

kidding I was lucky to get away with my

life here's musul

now hi g*ng I came to help as soon as I

saw the dam we King well I hope you're

satisfied now you've got rhi seeing

monsters no sir not me I haven't seen

any real monster that's rhi's problem

now listen rhi

uhoh I never thought I'd say this but

it's a monster run for it run for it

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everyone

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save yourself Bo

run looks like the last laugh was on me

it's been nice knowing you butter bear

me too alaroo oh relax everybody there's

no monster you're just going to have to

learn to control your

imaginations well have I heard that

before hey moo this monster is for real

he is are you really for real uh-huh

really well you're the nicest monster I

ever

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imagined hey the dam it's about to bust

Mr monster you got to help us save the

dam will you

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please

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gee thanks Mr monster I never would have

thought a monster could be such a

helpful friend you are a

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greatest gee we don't know how to thank

you you saved our damn and our town too

yeah you showed us what a real friend we

have in

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musul well I guess you want to go back

to your own home

right

mhm well thanks a lot pal see you around

I

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think

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oh it wasn't much I just climbed right

into its mouth and I pull that tooth

this very one that you see right here I

just just pulled it right out of its

mouth with my own two little bare hands

I did I did that once or twice I even

thought it was going to swallow me but

that didn't stop me Mo I guess that's

the the tooth the whole tooth and

nothing but the

tooth you should have seen The Monsters

That Got

Away once again all is well in the land

of w well at least as well as it always

was