04x09 - Going the Extra Mile

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hold on time take a deep breath

for a cartoon gramma Kansa

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we're cartoons and comics collide now to

take you inside and turn the pages here

your host Henry and Jude

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greetings KaBlam lovers and welcome to a

very special episode of KaBlam

that's right June today it's fan

appreciation day when we give something

back to our beloved fans this barrel

contains entry balance from KaBlam

Boyd's

all over the country one lucky viewer

will be chosen by us to be a special

guest star on this very show America's

waiting Henry let's make a dream come

true

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and the lucky fan is mr. Ryan Malloy oh

no not that weird kid from school get

down here so fast

Ryan I was waiting outside by the studio

just in case I won some luck huh co-star

hen roid I'll say hey how about a guided

tour of your dressing rooms I've got

special Ziploc bags so I can take home

your dirty socks without upsetting the

DNA we'd love that Ryan really but it

happens to be time for action League now

which means we have to charge the page

Dateline bill the lab guys lab where a

brilliant Brainiac applies his decades

of scientific study to a lube job

hurry it up lab guy hot splotches on the

loose again and we need the AXA mobile

ASAP got it I got it all right and

you're gonna get yours action jerk

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hodgepodge you've been what have you

done to the action mobile half a lap guy

now the action Mobile's gonna be on

safer Danny

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action lead now today's episode tune up

of Terror

we find our heroes at action HQ all

revved up and ready to go booyah base

get on it

great I'll Drive that's good one yeah

right and on the king of Finland I'm

serious I finally passed my driver's

test I guess they got tired of them

coming down there and wrecking all their

cause what do you say chief can I Drive

can i oh pretty please all right just

this once

yay I get the drive now that's torque

go easy on that gas pedal

what was that Jeep aren't these things

supposed to have moments later menace

road hog chief it's not my fault that

car's got a mind of its own the only

thing you're driving is a desk the rest

of you let's move out but no I was

afraid of this bill what happened to

your legs

it's hodgepodge he's planted a

remote-control device in the action

mobile that car's a deathtrap sure glad

I'm not with him no you fool we have to

stop them

uh yeah right this is my big chance to

be a hero and move I can drive sorry I'm

not used to power brakes meanwhile keep

your eyes peeled for hot

lunch yummers Yonkers

take a driving lesson from milkman back

look at meathead Richard Duncan

calibration of the rack and pinion

steering fortunately I'm a great driver

and I can adjust what nut Sam Hill is

going on here geez no stop the car jerks

don't worry

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is the Action League about to become an

action pancake find out in the action

injection fueled conclusion of action Li

now 1 June I also like that the first

time you said back in episode 42 this

will make a great cut funds act from my

website

you guys have browsed it right KaBlam

Fang calm

my laptop's busted and I guess you

haven't seen my Henry and June before

they were stars page look I posted a

video clip of your very first media

appearance Dobie NAB's diapers I also

got Henry's first TV appearance on

America's nuttiest Home Videos hey how

about an afternoon down in the farm

this youngster sure got a kick out of it

or what well Ryan we'd like to thank you

for stopping by that's right sorry you

have to go but we've got a show to do

wait a second the ad for the contest is

the lucky winner gets to stay for the

whole show so we got plenty of time to

hang out to be fun sure is what you are

about to see is top secret

it is a videotape recorded nine hundred

thousand years ago by an alien using a

remote-controlled camera it shows his

attempts to educate a caveman

they have been codenamed the Prometheus

n-b*mb tapes

take 406

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a KaBlam boys ate your minor in the

recliner still to come little freaks a

music video from they might be giants

and when we return more Action League

now right here on

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Action League now with a vengeful

villain enjoying his joystick is this

the end of the road for hours feeding

superheroes sorry I don't break pretty

bow I could stare again these things

work on big cards

later that day

oh you are live if you ever want to try

the action movie oh we Amin it you've

earned

now remember go easy on the gas be in

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welcome back to Fan Appreciation Day

Henry and I are feeling very

appreciative right now yes we are

because our extremely annoying number

one fan seems to have taken our hint and

made himself scarce hey what's the deal

with these cameras what are you doing

out there camera one everybody knows

Henry's right sinuses good side do I

have to tell you talkies everything

don't worry Henry and June you guys were

perfect Ryan what are you doing in the

control room I'm directing this segment

of the show

it's that greater what you directly it's

part of the contest remember the lucky

winner will get a chance to join in on

all the behind-the-scenes action you

know this isn't exactly what we had in

mind Ryan

June remind me next time we want to have

a contest

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our story begins here in the studio the

evil fashioned villain no face

see best fashion is worn ha ha ha no it

seems this trouble tweed merchant is

releasing special moths into the

atmosphere that are now eating

everyone's clothes as the famished moths

munch over exposed citizens are forced

to wear no faces personal line of mock

apparel my plan is working and

center city has thrown it was fate

October uniformity

meanwhile on the other side of town the

young is very cool a small band of

unlikely heroes known as little freaks

are studying this perplexing predicament

freaks we got to do something

the sheer fabric of self-expression is

dangling by a thread tryla is right if

everyone is forced to wear no faces

jumpsuits well at least their clothes

well besides jumpsuits are an as*ault on

a person's sense of self-identity

desperate for a solution the group turns

to brain Joe for a plan but they though

not surprisingly frame those pitiful

brain goals and then it comes alive

again and with a kind of speed you only

see in cartoons the little freaks

prepare to launch themselves directly

into the lair of the evil haberdasher

first I will control what they wear then

what they think what yah-ha where's dubs

funny you should ask

or it seems that dubs missed the mark

and landed instead in the dark lonely

but rent-controlled apartment of an

aging disco Queen a disco ball thanks

thanks indeed because when dubs displays

his luminescent gift the intoxicating

beat of disco music begins to fill the

air the excitement and the chance to

maybe meet someone nice what you think

this is some kind of school dance I'm

trying to forget it no face there moths

they like the nightlife

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jumpsuits for sale cheap and once again

Center City has been saved by the little

freaks an individual expression through

fashion has returned to this quiet urban

Hamlet thanks for watching and remember

sometimes it takes a little brief to

solve a big problem and make the world

we just turn out all the lights maybe

he'll think the show's over and leave oh

hi everyone welcome back we were just

trying to figure out how to show our

appreciation to our lucky contest winner

excuse me hey what do you think you're

doing that's it

Mickey Mantle these suckers are heavy

Ryan what's going on here

you know how the ad for the contest as

the winners entitled to a souvenir from

the show well I'm just taking my

souvenir this set back in a flash we got

to do something about that guy June

before I check this out what all these

ballots have Ryan's name on them well we

get to the bottom of this why don't you

get to the bottom of a brand new video

it's doctor worm by They Might Be Giants

you

welcome back we're here with our lucky

fan appreciation day contest winner Ryan

Malloy man oh man fit man I still can't

believe I'm here with Henry and June

neither can we

Ryan remember how earlier you showed

some rare footage of us well we decided

to show some rare footage of you could

we roll that tape that's a great idea

what footage oh just security camera

footage of you stuffing a contest ballot

box with your own balanced nano

Manchurian Candidate that certainly is

some rare footage you guys aren't mad at

me are you Wow

on a cartoon crammed and contest free

episode of KaBlam

join us again next time

same KaBlam time same cup LAN Network

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