01x13 - Resistance Is Futile

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hold on time take a deep breath for a

new kind of cartoon show

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we're cartoons and comics collide now to

take you inside and turn the pages here

your host Henriette June

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ruin most coveted award on basic cable

TV not in addition to taking home this

handsome statuette

the winner will drive home in a brand

new car

I haven't been this excited since they

invented permanent ink mm speaking of

permanent our first cartoon will always

hold a permanent place in our hearts

ladies and gentlemen the first nominee

for the cub Lambie is cartoon in the

known universe

here's mizzen Pandu

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you know the rules we settle disputes of

this nature only one way the tribunal

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bailiff Bianca kindly introduced miss to

ye told E ice water this is a straight

Court this Tribunal has decided that

there is only one way to settle a

dispute of this magnitude the winner of

two out of three a skin boy wins heat

that prize is mine this whole Court is

twisted the rules of the brownie Baker

AMA are simple may the most skilled

Baker have a delicious pile of these

tasty treats delivered to the TV room in

less than an hour this should be good

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it's a tie no the contest of precision

whoever folds most asked in bore he'll

boast but snuff

how come it's yours in Bianca's laundry

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the final contest a contest of machismo

don't bother dusting off your curio

shelf I don't see you spin boring your

immediate future yeah you're nothing but

a punk

whoever pins skimboard he wins

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what do you say be sure the stamp or

consider it in joint custody champion

Asst this is hardly an interesting

cl*max interesting cl*max will show you

an interesting cl*max your sentence for

the cruel manipulation of Smith and

Pandu return all our late videos for us

our nose hairs and wear these t-shirts

for the rest of your life welcome back

to the first annual KaBlam Awards you

know Henry when I think of the many

prestigious programs that have graced

our show this year it makes me want to

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when you watch come bloom you'll see all

kinds of stuff

those cartoons keep you saying

I just can't get ladies and gentlemen

the KaBlam II dancers

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and there our next nominee for the

KaBlam es cartoon in the known universe

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Dateline a top-secret location the

Action League secures the area lock this

place down okeydoke

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all right everybody listen up this kid

is a key witness in the mayor's trial

I'm gonna send that jump up the river

that fiend is liable to try anything to

silence it your mission guard the kid

with your lives got it got it you can

count on us job is going to be cake hmm

cake where's the fridge

Action League now starving the flesh

he's super strong and super naked

thundergirl she flies like thunder

stinky diver a former navy commander

with an attitude as bad as his odor and

melt man with the power today's episode

testimony of terror our saga begins at a

secret safe house for a key witness far

from the evil reach of the accuse hint

ha ha once I silenced that little NIT

witness our walk

meanwhile the league focuses with

laser-like intensity on their mission

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this is fun

come out come out wherever you are in

here you big naked numbskull this is no

time to be doing your laundry hey wait a

second flash she's naked he doesn't have

any laundry

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I'm a superhero not a babysitter

over here smelly is my little trap

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miss

right

very naughty boy well you're very

decapitated haha goody more playmates no

kid don't answer that a present for me

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it's quiet time for you kid will this

tattletale have an unhappy ending and

what of the action mean washed up waffle

VCR and vivisected stay tuned for the

action squealing

action be now hey KaBlam boys keep your

derriere in your cherry air still to

come the offbeat's

Prometheus and God and more action

League now right here on action beat an

accused mayor st*lks our stoolie

with time running out a beleaguered

League gets their wake-up call to action

that's been cycle rocks colors melt men

your melted come on

milkman away come on guys the kids in

trouble nobody likes a Squealer jr. yeah

all right mayor oh geez

what's going on here hmm

we caught the mayor sir

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good work people now where's the kid

in Belize for decades cartoon characters

have been getting squashed by anvils

and surviving thanks to a technique

called accordion squad to commemorate

this innovation we present a special

caballo me for lifetime achievement to

the inventor of the accordion squash dr.

Ferdinand blem mother and father and

Lance rensil captain Snuffy John Dingell

Rance Mullenix Oh to be McDowell uriah

heep dag hammarskjöld

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the accordion squash always a

crowd-pleaser

just like our next nominee the offbeat's

my name is Betty Ann b*mb no ice in this

little song no I

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where'd everyone go

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they never stay devastation and the

populace don't like them at all but

that's okay

life is sweet they cool data offbeats

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batty ants glasses my name is Betty Ann

Bongo I sing this stupid song go excuse

me have you seen my glasses

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sorry I haven't seen them have you been

no I haven't seen either oh okay

thanks anyway by the way I like your new

glasses Tina Thanks have you seen Betty

Ann's busses no are you sure we're sure

yes I would what do you want

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well we don't have them oh okay see you

guys around

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you kids behaving yes mr. GRU I think

the populace may have I have an idea can

we help you sir I am the president the

president you mean the president the

president gee you look different stress

if you're the president where do you

live

Washington he is the president what can

we do for you mister

I'm looking for my good friend Betty Ann

his glasses have you seen them oh yeah I

was just keeping them warm Thanks

vote for me

the president I can't

hi Betty Ann must be the president's dog

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welcome back everyone or benvenuti to

all of our friends watching on the Armed

Forces Network now before we give out

the award for the calamus cartoon in the

known universe you should know that last

night in an untelevised ceremony we gave

out KaBlam use and other prestigious

categories yeah

prestigious let's take a look at some of

the winners shall we

the KaBlam e for best acting while

impersonating an egg went to loopy from

life with roofies

the KaBlam e4r best supporting monkey

went to prometheus and Bob

I can see why the judges were so bald

over just like you'll be when you watch

our next nominee for couple Emmys

cartoon Prometheus and Bob what you are

about to see is top secret

it is a videotape recorded nine hundred

thousand years ago by an alien using a

remote-controlled camera it shows his

attempts to educate a caveman

they have been codenamed the Prometheus

and Bob takes 899

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well a couple amyloids

this is the moment we've all been

waiting for but before we announce the

big winner the columnist cartoon in the

known universe we just like to say that

all of the nominees are winners except

that one of them will win a new car and

the others will get absolutely nothing

the envelope please

will it be action late now the offbeat's

Nissen fondue Prometheus and bar and the

cup lemme goes to accepting the award

here's no

you like me you really like me hey when

do we get the car um bring out the

kablammo dancers

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join us again next time same command

time same Coplan network

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