04x06 - Now With More Flava

[bunniefuu]

Wake up the masses!

Assume the crash position.

Hold on tight!

Take a deep breath...

For a cartoon kramaganza.

Iiiiit's...

Kablam!

Where cartoons and comics collide.

Now to take you inside and turn the pages,

Here are your hosts, henry and june.



Hola,kablamigos.

Me llamo enrico. Y se llamo "hoon."

Whatever.

What henry is trying to say is

Welcome to another cartoon cramfest.

Hey, isn't that sitcom supernova john stamos?

From tv's full house?

Good eye, henman. Hey, john, come on out here.

John stamos, everybody.

Hey, what's with the rent-a-cop get-up?

Don't tell me. You're in studio b filming a major motion picture

About a hard-boiled security guard--

With a heart of gold.

Actually, I really am a security guard.

I love these method actors--

Always in character.

Radio: officer stamos, do you copy?

Stamos.you've got a couple of trespassers

In the vicinity of the donut table. Over.

Copy, I'm on it. Stamos out.

I don't get it. One day he's a huge tv star,

The next day he's swinging a nightstick.

You don't think that could ever happen to us, do you?

Nah.

Hey, hey, come back here.

Those donuts are studio property.

♪ Go race rabbit, tearing up the tracks ♪

♪ With his turbo rabbit racer and the super chip, m.a.x. ♪

♪ He's a burnin' rubber bunny with a need for speed ♪

♪ But he's always got time for anybody in need ♪

♪ Go, go, race rabbit, with the turbo thrust ♪

♪ 'Cause those inbred boolies from the upper crust ♪

♪ Want to catch you and stuff you but they're way too slow ♪

♪ So go, race rabbit, go, go, go! ♪

Welcome, all, to the isle of bruce

For the all-island, all open, all the time open,

Where all eyes are on french newcomer, bridgette boonay.

Trust me, folks. This will be a very heated matchup.

[Engines rev]

Bonjour, mademoiselle.

Catch me if you can, race rabbit.

Sassy.

Gabby: and they're off!

She's enchanting. I'd like to see more of her.

Can I suggest... You get moving!

Ready or not, here I come.

I strongly urge you to keep your mind on the rally

And off miss frenchy!

Oh, m.a.x., Where could such an angel have come from?

[Chuckling]

Poor race rabbit.

Thanks to our little bionic bunny,

He's going to lose this rally...

And his pelt.

[Evil laughter]

Careful with the steering!

[Tires squeal]

[Crunch]

So, what's the plan?

First I go like this...

Ahhhhhhh!

[Chuckling]

Then, in a mere minutes...

[Beep...beep...]

Our expl*sive little friend here...

Will make race rabbit's heart go boom...boom...

Ka-boom!

[Laughing maniacally]

[Choking]

[Inhales]

Smile pretty.

Help me!

I say it's destiny.

You're not going to pick her up, are you?

I'm going to give it a shot, m.a.x..

Excusez moi,love. May I be of some assistance?

But of course, race rabbit.

Hee-hee-hee-hee.

It worked! Ha ha ha ha ha!

I'm a total genius!

[Honk honk]

Well, maybe not a totalgenius.

[Thump]ahhhhhhhhhhhh!

[Splat] oh!

You are so--how you say? Big and strong.

I do work out a bit.

[Romantic music plays]

[Beeping and ticking]

[Alarm sounds]

Race! My senses detect an evil electronic presence inside the car.

Don't be so hard on yourself, m.a.x..

Now who's up for a picnic?

[Romantic music plays]

Race, I strongly suggest we skip the picnic.

Race?

Race!

[Race speaking french]

He's talking funny.

It's french, you nit.

Say something french back to him.

Uh...

M.a.x.: Attention, race rabbit-- the rally!

[Disappointed voice] m.a.x..

Good show, race. Now you're burning up the track.

Well, m.a.x., I am in a hurry.

[Wedding music plays]

Race! You can't be serious!

This will only take a minute.

Make that seconds.

Do you, bridgette boonay,

Take race rabbit forever and ever and ever?

I do.

[Clunk]ow!

And do you, race, take bridgette

Forever and ever and ever?

Come on, race. We don't have the time!

Just say, "I do."

[Beeping and ticking]

But I'm afraid I don't.

Where is the earth- shattering ka-boom?

[Gulp]

Oh, pooh.

Gabby mcshouts-alot here and kribbins!

What a finish we have in store for you.

But one still wonders...

Where is race rabbit?

Race, when did you realize she was a robot?

Was it my senses? Her terrible french?

No, m.a.x., It was the droppings she left on the seat...

Double "a"s.

Huh. I suppose I'll never find my true love.

Chin up, race. Never say never. Just say...

Punch it.punch it.

[Scratching records]

♪ Master h is what they call me ♪

♪ My fresh rhymes sting like a bumble bee ♪

♪ And that's the straight , g ♪

Henry, refresh my memory.

Why are we making complete buffoons out of ourselves?

June, yo! If we don't want to end up working security,

We've gotta, you know, diversify.

Yeah, but as rappers?

Word. A lot of entertainers have revived their careers through hip hop.

Respected stars like shaquille o'neal

And primetime deion sanders.

[Car engine rumbles]

What's that awful racket?

My main man, busta rhymes.

I invited him to drop by and give us a listen.

[Door shuts and car alarm beeps]

Busta! 'Sup, g?

How you livin', you know what I'm sayin'?

A'ight, so hit me.

Let's check some of that flava you been hypin'.

♪ They call me master h 'cause my skills is all the rage ♪

♪ My sound is more than profound ♪

♪ I taught dennis rodman how to rebound ♪

Hmmph. That's really bad.

You hear that, june? Busta thinks we're kickin' the bad flava.

[Car starts]

Uh, enrico.

I don't think that's what he meant.

Oh.

Dateline: first aid kit general hospital,

Where the chief is discharged after a debilitating injury.

All ready to go home, chiefy?

No thanks to any of you.

Hey, you think yougot hurt--

You should see the wood chipper.

Can it, meltman! If I keep working with you clowns,

I'm gonna end up with a toe tag!

Aw, come on, chief. We made one bloomin' mistake.

It'll never happen again.

All ready, freddy. Let's go!

Wait! I wanna go insidethe car.

Inside!

There's no room for your wheelchair.

You'll be fine, chief.

No, you blockheads!

Ahhhhhhhh!

Chief: inside the car! Inside!

Flesh: speed bump.

Blast it!

Ahhhhhhhh!

Well, at least we're near the hospital.

Today's episode...

We find our heroes worriedly awaiting word

Of their squashed supervisor.

Flesh: duck...duck...goose!

I hope you're happy. The chief's about to bite it.

All we can do now is wait.

Poor guy.

He's the best chiefy-weefy I ever had.

I loved him like a distant cousin.

He's always been there for us.

Like the time I was so afraid of ceiling fans I couldn't fly.

Come on, thunder girl. You can do it.

No! I don't want to get chopped up again.

But you've got to fly.

Remember, a quitter never wins

And a winner never quits.

You're right, chief.

I'm flying!

♪ Thunder girl, flying like thunder ♪

♪ Thanks to the chiefy, the best chief around ♪

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

I'm ok.

Grrrrrrr.

That's a beautiful memory, thunder girl.

Remember how the chief saved our lives, stinky?

Do I ever.

It was our darkest hour. Saturday night and no dates!

Chief, that was right cricket of you to invite us to the fights.

Yeah, you're more than a chief. You're a pal.

Don't mention it. Remember--

A friend in need is a friend indeed.

The least we could do is buy you a bag of peanuts.

Oh, no, that's ok. Gotta watch the sodium.

I insist. One bag of peanuts right here, mate.

Man: here you go, frogman.

Ahhhhhh!

Hey! No! Stop! Cut it out!

Ow! Ahhhhh!

Oh!

Grrrrrrr.

Those were special times.

I have a special chief memory, too.

He helped me find myself.

Well, sure. He's done that for all of us.

No, I mean really.

Where am i? Help! Where am i?

Flesh, you're right here. Remember--

You can't see where you're going with a can on your head.

Oh. Hooray! I'm here! Yippee!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Grrrrr.

Ah-ah-choooo!

[All sobbing]

[Ruff ruff ruff]

What's that, justice?

You have a story about the chief, too?

[Ruff ruff]

Ahh!

I love that son of a biscuit.

He's gotta pull through.

The chief's taken a turn for the worse.

I'm afraid it's only a matter of time now.

Announcer: can it be?

Is the league about to lose its beloved leader?

Stay tuned for the action- weeping conclusion of...

Hey, kablamoids! Keep your heiner in the recliner.

Still to come...

Life with loopy,

And when we return, more action league now!

Right here on...

The chief--sliced...

Diced...

Bashed...

And smashed.

As the big guy prepares to meet the bigger guy,

The league gathers around to say their final farewells.

Chief, I know you can't hear me,

But I want you to know we've been thinking about you.

Yeah, like the time we blew you up with a nuclear b*mb.

The time we accidentally diced you in a food processor.

I don't believe this.

His blood pressure is suddenly skyrocketing.

Flesh: the time with the milkshake maker...

Thunder girl: the trash compactor...

Meltman: the waffle iron...

[Monitor beeping faster and faster]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Blimey! The chief's come out of his deadly coma.

Hooray!that's our chiefy!

He's back!gotta love him!

Yeah, and you morons are in more trouble

Than a ballerina in a barroom brawl!

Come on, chief. We're going home.

No, don't touch me!

Oopsies.

Ahhhhhhhhh!

Ow! Ahhhhhh!

The end.

Hey, kablamsters.

We're here at the la galleria shopping plaza

Getting ready for an exclusive public appearance.

In other words, we're shaking hands

With people at some cheesy mall.

Henroid, get with the program.

If we want a long career in show biz,

We've gotta extend the henry and june brand.

Now buck up. The only thing we have to worry about

Is whether there's enough security out there

To protect us from our legions of adoring fans.

You're right, june. Let's get out there

And ka-blow the roof off this joint!

[Kablam!theme music plays]

Hello, la galleria!

How's everybody feeling?!

June, where is everyone?

Relax, henry. These are the real hard-core fans.

We're solidifying our base.

P.a.: Attention shoppers.

"Say cheese" is now giving away samples

Of our lactose-free jack in the food court.

Welcome back to kablam!, Home of the great buy.

How great? How does $. Sound

For this one of a kind actor's chair?

That's right. Now you can keep your heiner

In the very same recliner used by yours truly.

Now, I know what you're thinking.

Henry and june realize they have no future in show biz

So they're desperately cashing in while they still can.

Well, let me assure you, nothing could be further from the truth.

We're only parting with these priceless artifacts

Because we want to give something back to you, the viewer.

Call now. Our operator is standing by.

[Snoring]

Come on! What's the matter with you people?!

This is a really good chair!

[Ahem] how about we move onto our next item?

This attractive set of -ounce styrofoam cups.

[Snoring]

Tell you what. I'll give you bucks

For everything I can fit in my truck.

Sold! Sold!

At least somebody appreciates these one of a kind,

Museum-quality treasures.

This will keep me warm all winter.

Hey, I can use this for kindling.

♪♪♪

Hey, dudes. Larry here.

Everyone knows bugsteak is the coolest band on the planet.

Why? 'Cause they rock.

'Cause they're dope.

And 'cause they really know what it's like to be a kid.

♪ Down with the kids, we're just like you ♪

♪ We understand what you're going through ♪

♪ We're down with the kids, we know where it's at ♪

♪ The kids are phat, the kids are tight, the kids are all that ♪

What's this? Loser-palooza?

Hey, guys, check this out.

Bugsteak is playing a live show this weekend.

Oh, dude. It's bucks a ticket.

That's like months' allowance.

No problemo, lester.

I'll just e-mail bugsteak at their official website.

I'm sure they'll give us a break once they understand it's for the kids.

Computer: incoming message from bugsteak.com.

Ok, here we go.

"Get real, dude. Charity rock ain't where it's at.

Cough up the cash or sign off, slacker."

Signed, "bugsteak."

I--i can't believe it.

Never mind, larry. Come on.

Let's go over to my place. We just got premium cable.

Larry: yeah. Sure. Whatever.

How dare they treat larry like that.

Sounds like those pop chart prima donnas need to be taken down a peg.

[Loud guitar plays]

[Knocking on door] room service.

Righteous!

Hey, dude. Who are you?

And where's our caviar croissants?

Huh! Talk about lifestyles of the rich and lazy.

No wonder you guys have lost touch with your fans.

That's bogus, babe. Check out our lyrics.

Bugsteak's totally down with the young generation.

Ok, then prove it.

I dare you-- no, I double dare you--

To spend one night at a real kid's house.

All: you're on!

Mom, I brought some friends over.

Can they stay the night?

Mom: sure, honey.

Larry's staying over at lyle's tonight,

So they can sleep in his room.

Dinner's on the table in minutes.

Oh, my! Look at the state of those hands.

Come on, now. Scrub, scrub, scrub on the double.

Righteous!

I'm starving.

What's in the pot, babe?

Mind your manners, young man.

That's mrs. Cooper to you.

As a matter of fact, you boys are very lucky.

It's my friday night special--

Mystery meat casserole.

Bleah! Ooooh! Yech!

Heh heh heh.

You know, that reminds me of a joke I once heard.

A pork chop walks into a restaurant and asks to see a menu--

Wait--no, maybe it was a rump roast--

No, it was definitely a pork chop.

Anyway...

[Clock ticking]

So, the pork chop turns to the liver sausage and says,

"Hey, buddy, pleased to meatya."

Ha ha. Get it? Meat.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Mom, can we go outside and play basketball now?

Yeah! Cool! Righteous.

Not so fast, young lady.

Don't forget your chores.

Aw, mom!

Come on, loopy. It won't take long.

I'm sure your little friends will help you.

Eh, excuse me, missus. Can we watch some telly?

I don't know. Can you?

Uh...wh-what do you mean?

Well, just look at that hair.

I'm surprised you can see anything through that mess.

Luckily, I've got just the solution.

No-o-o-o! No-o-o-o! No-o-o-o!

Tv: welcome back to the semifinals of the annual llllll tournament.

[Rooster crows]

Dad: ♪ oh, what a glorious morning ♪

♪ Oh, what a wonderful day ♪

Wakey, wakey, boys. Rise and shine!

But, dude, it's only a.m.

That's right. The early bird catches the worm.

We can't take it no more, babe.

You were right. We had no idea

How tough it is being a kid.

You've taught us a lesson we'll never forget, loopy dude.

Is there any way we can, like, return the favor?

Well, since you asked...

Hey, larry. Mom said you've gotta clean your room right now!

Whatever.

Hey, larry. This one's for you, dude.

---!

♪ Endless chores, getting up early ♪

♪ Dad's in charge of what's on tv ♪

♪ Mom's made mystery meat for me ♪

♪ I've got a lame haircut and I look dweeby ♪

♪ Bein' a kid, it ain't easy ♪

♪ Bein' a kid, can be real rough ♪

♪ I'm tellin' the truth, you gotta believe me ♪

♪ Bein' a kid... It's tough! ♪

Whoo-hoo!

Well, kablammers, it's certainly been an eye-opening...

And room-clearing...episode of kablam!

Dudes, awesome news.

I got a tv gig.really?

That's great! Congratulations.

Henry, you know what this means?

If john stamos can have a second chance in show biz,

So can we!

You're right. We've got nothing to worry about.

Phew! That's a load off.

So, john, what's the show?

I don't know. Some cartoon show.

Turning pages or something.

I guess the old hosts are getting canned.

Yeah, they spent too much time trying to cash in on their fame.

Well, kablammers, that'll do it for us today.

Radio: henry, june, do you copy?

Henry and june.

You've got a couple of trespassers

In the vicinity of the donut table.

We're on it. Henry and june out.

Look on the bright side, june.

We're still in show business.

Hey, you kids! Those donuts are studio property!

Join us again next time.

Same kablam!time, same kablam!network.