02x10 - Cramming Cartoons Since 1627

[bunniefuu]

Wake up the masses!

Announcer: assume the crash position.

Hold on tight!

Take a deep breath for a new kind of cartoon show.

It's...

Kablam!

Where cartoons and comics collide.

Now, to take you inside and turn the pages,

Here are your hosts henry and june.



And u.s. Department of education

Greetings. Henry and june here

Welcoming you to a very special kablam!

That's right. It's parent's day!

There he is, folks--

The guy who drives me to school,

The big kahuna himself,

My dad.

Hey, slugger.

You call that a handshake?

And now, let's give a big kablam!welcome

To the lady who made me what I am today--

My mom.

Stand up straight, honey.

You're much too handsome to slouch.

Mom!

So, dad, what do you think of the show so far?

Where's this, uh, butt-head guy?

Uh, dad, that's the wrong cartoon.

Henry, are you warm enough?

Maybe you should put on a sweater.

I'm fine, mom.

I'll go get you a sweater.

[Sigh]

And, uh, I think I'll go use the head.

I have a feeling this is gonna be a long show.

Announcer: dateline, action headquarters,

Where the action league ponders a peace offer

From their oldest and greatest foe.

Chief: it's incredible. The mayor has called a truce.

And to show his good will,

He's invited us over for thanksgiving dinner.

[Cheering]

Stinky diver: it's a trap!

A leopard can't change his spots, you know.

Count me out.

But, stinky, free turkey.

Stinky, there can be no peace without trust.

You're going, and that's an order!

Sorry, chief. Here's me action badge.

I never go where I smell a rat.

Meltman: big words from a guy who lives in a toilet.

Ha ha ha!

Ow!

Announcer: starring the flesh...

He's superstrong

And supernaked.

She flies...

Like thunder.

A former navy commando

With an attitude as bad as his odor.

And...meltman

With the power to...melt.

Today's episode...

We find our heroes at the mayoral mansion,

Awed by the gravity of their mission.

Thundergirl: gangway! I smell stuffing.

Meltman: say, could I get a little help with this badge?

Okey-dokey.

Aah!

[Doorbell rings]ow!

Uh!

Now, I want everyone on their best behavior.

This thanksgiving dinner could open the door

To a new era of world peace.

Everybody: uh!

Surely, you mean world pieces.

Ha ha ha ha!

[Arf arf]

Announcer: meanwhile, a fetid frogman

Takes comfort in a holiday at home.

Stinky diver: smells good, mom.

It's great to have thanksgiving

With the people who love and support you.

So, you couldn't hold the job, eh, son?

I suppose you'll be wanting to join up with me and stench now.

Shut your gob, rank!

My baby's too good to pump septic tanks.

Shut my gob? Shut your gob, you saggy-eared old sow!

Stinky: hey, mom's not old!

Who asked you?

Huh!take that!

[Arf arf]

Blimey! It's justice!

He's got me badge.

[Arf arf]

What is it, boy?

There's trouble?

[Arf arf]

The action league needs rescuing?

Thanks, justice.

I owe you one...

For rescuing me!

Oh, my head!

Where are we?

What's cooking, ugly-looking?

Ha ha!

Ow!

I don't know, but my gut tells me

The mayor's broken the truce.

Announcer: is this the final, fatal feast for our heroes?

Can the estranged stinky

Get there before the dinner bell?

Stay tuned for the action-stuffed conclusion of...

Heavens to betsy!

This is covered in smudges.

So, dad, what do you think of action league now!?

How much do those guys make?

I don't understand why that one character

Has to be naked.

That's part of the joke, obviously.

My question is, how come their lips don't move?

Boy, those lights are bright.

Henry, give me a boost here,

Would you, big guy?

Uh, I don't know if i--

Ooh!

Dad! Dad, we've got people for that.

Come on, champ, steady.

You're too heavy for him.

Aah!

Oh, now look what you've done, you big ox.

Hey, excuse me for trying to treat the kid like a man.

Um, guys, this is supposed to be a cartoon show.

You know, as in fun?

So why don't we all just mellow out

With a little prometheus and bob?

Is anyone going to be naked in that?

Because if they are, I'm not watching.

[Sigh]

Announcer: what you are about to see is top secret.

It is a videotape recorded , years ago

By an alien using a remote-controlled camera.

It shows his attempts to educate a cave man.

They have been code named

The prometheus and bobtapes.

Tape number ...

[Rooster crows]

[Grunting]

Ok, go on. Go on. Yeah, one by one.

Come on. Come on, now.

Come on.

Aah!

[Bird squawks]

Not now, not now.

Hey. Hey.

Whew.

Ok, come on. That's it.

[Grunting]

Here! Hey!

Come on. Come on.

Come here. No. No.

You. You.

Grab an egg.

There.

[Monkey screeches]

Go down.go down.go down.

Aah!

Aah!

Whoa! Whoa.

[Grunting]

Yeah, yeah. Keep going.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh...yeah.

Ok, here we go, and--

[Monkey screeches]

Hey!

[Peep peep]

Hey. Hey.

[Peep]

Shh!

You, go in.

[Peep]

Ohh...

All right.

In you go.

[Peep peep]

Oh!

Get in here.

Oh!

See? That's it.

[Peep peep]

What? Aah!

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Ow!

Oh, no. Oh, no!

[Peep peep]

[Grunting]

Announcer: hey, kablamoids!

Stay where you am.

There's cartoons to cram!

Still to come,

Life with loopy,

The brothers tiki...

And when we return,

More action league now!

Right here on...

Announcer: the action league:

Squashed, skewered, scalded.

As the mayor dishes up danger,

Stinky diver prepares a recipe for rescue.

Ok, mayor, the party's over.

Ha ha! You're too late, smelly.

In a few minutes, the action goose will be cooked...

Medium rare!

Uh-oh.

Action league: help!

Help!

Hang on, guys. Ramming speed!

Stinky diver to the rescue!

Tallyho!

Ha ha!

Those who cook and run away

Live to cook another day!

One final superflesh effort!

Action league: aah!

Uh-oh. Here's trouble.

Uh!

Everybody: ow!

Well, let's eat.

Stinky diver: hey, wait for me.

Stinky!

You're back!

Goodie!

We owe you an apology, stinky.

You were right about the mayor.

I'm just happy to be back.

I realize now we're...

We're a family.

Happy thanksgiving.

Everybody: happy thanksgiving, stinky.

Oh, shut your gob and pass me a wing!

Announcer: the end.

Welcome back to parent's day.

You know, that action man cartoon

Reminded me of the time

Henry was in the thanksgiving day pageant at school.

Mom, please don't.

Isn't that the cutest little pili-wilgrim you ever saw?

Oh!

Hey, no one told me we were doing show and tell.

You want to see something cute?

Take a look at this.

That's june at /.

Quite the little chubber, wasn't she?

This isn't happening.

What's that, dear?

Uh, i--i said, um,

Something great's happening next.

It's life with loopy.

Hey! Larry here.

You know, when it comes to thrills,

There are two things that top my list:

The martial arts-- hi! Hoo! Wa! Ya!--

And the charlie chicken show.

Plan from outer space.

So imagine how I felt last thursday night...

Man on tv: get psyched, chickenheads!

The annual charlie chicken road showis coming to your town.

Don't miss kung fu chickens on ice.

Larry, voice-over: I spent the next two days

Studying the ancient art of kluck fu.

Hi yah!

And becoming one with my inner chicken.

Cluck. Cluck. Cluck.

Now, nothing could stop me

From having the entertainment experience of a lifetime.

Nothing except...

Larry, I think it would be nice

If you took loopy with you to the show tomorrow.

I offered a convincing argument:

No!

Larry, voice-over: but mom had made up her mind.

If I went, loopy had to go, too.

Woo hoo!

Larry, voice-over: which brought up an interesting question:

How can you achieve chicken nirvana

When your sister's got the attention span of a soap dish?

When's it gonna start, larry?

Are there gonna be any monster trucks?

Hey, I'm hungry.

Think they have any chili popcorn?

Listen here, you tagalong twerp--

Man: ladies and gentlemen,

Put your wings together and give a big c*ck-a-doodle-doo

For charlie chicken and turkey thompson!

[Applause]

Enough of the hooey!

Let's see some kluck fu-ey!

[Laughter]

Hey, that's no way to treat a paying customer.

And now, the moment you've all been waiting for.

The master will now demonstrate the martial art of kluck fu.

And to assist him, he will require

A volunteer from the audience.

Me! Me! Me!

Pick me, over here!

I'm your number one fan.

Me! Me! Me!

Hey, birdbrain,

Look what you did to my dress.

How about that cute little girl with the ponytail?

Splatter my sunday best, will he?

I'll give that cluck something to squawk about.

Here, kid. Hurry up and hold this.

Hi-yah!

Oh, no.

Ok, you martial arts menace,

Prepare yourself for chicken stance with drumstick kick.

Leapin' loopy with messy dress.

[Audience cheering]

I've just about had it with you, kid.

-Finger fowl fury.

[Audience groaning]

Oops.

He's out cold.

It's frozen solid.

I knew he shouldn't have done the show on ice.

Larry, voice-over: I couldn't believe it.

The biggest day of my life had been sabotaged

By my own sister.

This is a disaster.

How are we going to finish the show?

Loopy: don't get your stuffing all steamed up, turkey.

I know somebody who knows all the moves.

He's crazy for kluck fu.

He's charlie's number one fan.

He's my brother larry.

And that's when I realized

That all those hours in front of the tv had actually paid off,

'Cause two minutes later, I was out there skating in the master's footsteps.

It was a dream come true, and it was all thanks to my number one fan,

My sister loopy.

Hi-yah!

c*ck-a-doodle-doo!

Well, kablammers,

Our parent's day special just keeps rolling along.

Excuse me, june, dear,

But maybe henry should do this introduction.

You did do the last one.

Whoa, whoa! What are you talking about?

He did the first two.

Shouldn't you be off breaking something?

Now, you listen here.

I've never tangled with a woman before,

And I don't intend to start now, but--

Oof!

Mom!

Dad!

Ok. Let's go.

Ugh!ugh!

What should we do?

[Glass breaks]

Both: ditch.

Augh!

Ugh!

[Grunting continues]

♪ Aren't you missing from a distant planet? ♪

♪ Think fast, brothers tiki, now you're on the road ♪

♪ Too bad your spaceship looked like a barbecue ♪

♪ We have to totemize ♪

♪ The brothers tiki♪

♪ The brothers tiki♪

Man: commander's journal.

We are still marooned.

Situation: tense.

Seedling is engaged in some kind of bizarre purification rite

While the overlord is manipulating a device

Eerily similar to our own shop-vac.

Hey.

Shh.

[Tuning radio]

Are you tryingto reveal our location

With that infernal cacophony?

[Static]

Keep it down!

Aw, relax, commander bro.

I'm just trying to pick up some heavy, heavy beats

From back home.

Funny, I don't recall anything about heavy, heavy beats

In the tikinaut handbook.

Wait a minute!

Can you send signals with that contraption?

Nah. Too much interference.

The antenna's not high enough.

Hmm. I see.

If only there was a way to get it higher...

Children: , , , grandma!

Happy birthday!

Time to totemize!

Man: kids, come in the house for cake.

[Footsteps]

[Tires squeal]

[Dog barking]

Voice: ah. Whoo-hoo!

[Yelling]

[Dog growling]

[Slam]

Whooaaaa!

It followed me.

Can I keep it?

♪ Binky, binky, binky ♪

Binky?

There must be another way.

[Birds cawing]

How's your signal?

Ok. Hold on.

I'll give you a little more slaaaaaack!

-, Commodore. We're good to go.

Whoaohhhhhhh!

I think I've got something, chucklehead.

Chuck?

Wahhhhhh! Chuck.

Ugh!

Hey, if you don't mind...

♪ I pull a little chuck up, chuck up-- ♪

Spare me.

Commander's journal: we have constructed an elementary air module

In order to facilitate communication.

Go, daddy-o!

[Playing electronic music]

[Easy-listening music playing]

Woman: darling, finally, we're alone.

Man: and listen. They're playing our song.

[Tiki music playing]

What's this garbage?

I can't get rid of it!

Wait! It's a tikinaut distress call.

Lock in the tractor beam.

Aye, aye, commander sassy.

What's this? A tractor beam!

We're saved! We're going home, little brother.

Why, binky, my pet!

[Sigh]

Steady, man, steady.

[Cooing]

Stay on task.

Hey!whoo-hoo!

I want you back here on the count of .

, , /, /...

Jeesh.

You blew it, mister!

I did what I could! Now you're on your own!

He'll be fine.

I'll receive a hero's welcome.

I'll get a new ship and...

Mother will understand.

Oh, brother!

Mother was right.

You will be my downfall.

Well, at least it will be a soft landing.

[Thud]

[Dog barking]

Chuck: whoooaaaa!

[Shouting indistinctly]

Oh, uh, welcome back.

That last cartoon sure was, uh, the b*mb, wasn't it?

You bet, lois.

It was kablamma-lamma-rooma...

Sha, who are we kidding?

We don't belong out here.

You're right, phil.

Here we've got two great kids, and we're ruining their show.

I feel like a horse's patootie.

Me too.

Henry!

June!

We're sorry.

Can you forgive us?

Well...what do you think, henry?

Hmm. I guess so.

All right!

Well, kablammers, that's about all for today.

We'll see you next time.

Would you guys do the honors?

Sure.you betcha.

Ah, nobody move me.

I think it's a disc.

Announcer: join us again next time,

Same kablam!time, same kablam!network.