01x10 - A Little Dab'll Do Ya

[bunniefuu]

Wake up the masses!

Assume the crash position.

Hold on tight!

Take a deep breath...

For a new kind of cartoon show.

Wicket! Wicket! Wicket!

Iiiiit's...

Kablam!

Where cartoons and comics collide.

Now to take you inside and turn the pages,

Here are your hosts, henry and june.





Greetings, fellow kablamatarians.

I'm henry.

And I'm june.

And you are about to be part of a special, ground-breaking episode of...

Kablam!

I couldn't be more excited.

Neither could i, henry.

Today we introduce a new phase in interactive television.

Smell-a-vision!

That's right.

This latest kablamanation technology will allow you,

The home viewer,

To smell any item we place up to your tv screen.

When you see this signal...

Then it's time for you, the viewer,

To start smelling.

To usher in this revolutionary,

Scientific breakthrough...

We have chosen this extra large pane of glass.

[Click]

[Buzzer sounding]

[Sniff sniff sniff]

Mmm...

Now that's glassy good.

Fragrant and spring-time fresh,

Just like our first cartoon.

Here's sniz and fondue.

Whoops! Sorry, captain.

Didn't mean to lean on the air-lock latch,

Accidentally blowing us out into the cold infinity.

Ha!

Dude, your visual storytelling

Really pulls me into a crazy fantasy world,

Where, like, anything can happen.

Yeah, puppet shows are cool,

But what I've always wanted to be is a ventriloquist.

But a real ventriloquist dummy costs hundreds of dollars.

Fruits on that!

I'll make you a professional dummy in my workshop!

[Birds chirping]

[Snoring]

Look it.

Dude, hoist the fabric.

Oh, sniz!

Gorgeous! Gorgeous!

The hair is real, too.

I used that toupee we found on the bus last year.

This is the greatest dummy I've ever seen.

And you're the funnest friend a guy could ever have.

Ladies and dudes,

I am proud to presente the fantabulous s'fondue

And his...

Funnest friend rene!

Sppt! His funnest friend.

So tell me, rene,

How do you like america so far?

I love your american movies,

But the sequels are never as good as the originals

He moves his mouth way too much.

Uh, some things never change.

You and me, rene--

All the way to the top!

We'll be so famous!

Dude!

Please don't sneak up on us like that.

Sheesh! I just came to help you rehearse

For the big show mañana.

Rehearse? Spplt!

Are you implying that rene and I are short on talent?

Oh, snap!

You are losing it, man.

I'm losing nothing!

I'm fondue the fantabulous!

The one and only!

[Throwing voice] yeah?

And I'm hans brinker!

Whoa! Whoa, whoa!

Rene, man.

Whoa! Save it for our gig tomorrow. Heh heh heh.

And back home, I'm known as rene the rascal

For my notorious pranks and antics.

Ah, cut me an oversized wedge.

Your mouth is moving too much.

What? I mean, uh...

Uh, that is to say--

You stink!

Poo-poo face!

Spplt!

I probably should let him b*mb,

But...

[Throwing voice] well, well, then, birthday banana head.

Why don't youget up here and try this?

Dude didn't open his mouth that time.

I'm liking this party.

[Cheering]

Hey, fondue, want to read this comic to me?

Can't. Rene and I have to practice for tomorrow night's gig,

And then we're off to hollywood.

Um...

I think I should tell you,

I've been throwing my voice

To make it seem like rene can talk.

You're just jealous of the magic that rene and I share.

Besides, can't a guy have a couple of funnest friends?

No, he can't!

Uh! You!

Hey, wait!

Where you taking rene?

Not to the land of lollipops and lickity-doos!

Noooo!

So you like being funnest friends

With someone whose funnest friend is supposed to be me, huh?

Stop! Stop!

He has feelings!

You'll hurt them!

No! I have feelings,

And you hurt them!

Uh!

♪ You always hurt the one you love ♪

[Throwing voice] oh!

Oh, no!

Wow! Nice, fondue! Real ventriloquist like!

I...

I-i can't believe it.

I'm actually a ventriloquist!

And you gave me the courage to do it.

Aw, shuckings!

Just a little tough love.

But what about my gig tomorrow night?

I can't work with a chipped dummy.

Well, you know what I say, dummies are for dummies,

But friends are forever!

Hey, let go of my roll.

Yay! Do more! Yay! Do more!

I would like to see more.

Well, what do you think, mr. Snizzy?

Should we do more for the kids?

Whatever you say, mr. Fondue.

You're the boss!

Heh heh heh.

Loo-loo-loo-loo.

Heh heh heh hee.

Did you see that, henry?

Down the banister and kablam!right into the wall!

Ooh! That had to hurt.

Au contraire,henroid.

As a cartoon character, fondue is incapable of feeling pain.

Really?

Allow me to demonstrate with a little help

From our friend mr. Foot.

June: mr. Foot!

[Flies buzzing]

Rrrrr! Rrrrr! Rrrrrr!

Thanks, mr. Foot. That'll be all.

Now, henry, did you experience any actual pain?

Yes.

Oh.

Well, i--i didn't feel a thing.

Um...

I think we better watch some action league now!

Announcer: dateline. Swirly reservoir.

A recreational swimmer trapped in a deadly vortex.

Help! Help!

Action league to the rescue!

Oh, no! Not those losers.

Gangway, land lovers.

This is a job for stinky diver.

Meltman, hold my wallet.

I...i...

I can't do it!

Thunder girl: hurry, stinky! He's going down!

Jump! Come on! What are you waiting for!

Thanks a lot, you big chicken.

Nooo! What's wrong with me?

Starring...

He's super strong and super naked.

She flies like thunder.

A former navy commando

With an attitude as bad as his odor.

And...

With the power to...

Melt!

Today's episode...

We find our heroes at action headquarters

Consoling a troubled comrade.

[Sobbing]

Grow up, you big baby.

Yeah. I've lost hundreds of victims,

And you don't see me crying about it.

Swelling water.

The look on his face. I couldn't--

[Ringing]

Can the blasted chattering, you fraidy cat.

Action fax coming in.

"Aquarium lake. Boating accident."

Stinky, we need you on this one.

I'll never forget his last words.

"Thanks a lot, you big chicken!" Ohh!

I don't know, chief. Looks like stinky needs a pick-me-up.

Okie-dokie.

Stinky diver, away!

Aaaahh!

[Crash]

With no time to lose,

The action league carefully coaxes

The wet suited warrior into action.

Right! Meltman, hold my wallet.

I'm--i'm, uh...

I'll be all right--

Man's voice: thanks a lot, you big chicken!

Afraid it's no good, mates.

Oh, great, so now we got to go in?

Way to volunteer, melty.

Wait! No! I've got an ear infection.

Aah!

Moments later...

Hey, this hat fits pretty good.

Flesh: yeah, mine, too,

But I can't help thinking we forgot something though.

Help! Help! Help! Help!

Later that day...

Stinky, can you think of anything from your childhood

That would cause you to freeze up like a gutless weasel

In the face of danger?

Well, there was a time I was up at the reservoir with my brother stench.

We were fishing for smelt

And he just kind of fell in.

Aah!

I wanted to save him,

But there was no one to hold my wallet.

He cried out, "thanks a lot, you big chicken!"

His words...

They still haunt me.

Hmm.

I don't see any connection.

There's nothing I can do unless...

Well, there may be a way.

And so upon the advice of bill the lab guy,

The action league re-stages the botched rescue.

Ok, all we need is someone to play the victim.

Okie-dokie.

Hey, I just ate. Aah!

Come on, stink!come on!

Oh, no.

Announcer: is this the end of the sewer line for meltman?

Help!

Will stinky diver take the plunge?

Stay tuned for the toilet-trained conclusion of...

Hey, kablamoids, keep your derriere in your chair-iere.

Still to come...

Life with loopy,

The off-beats,

And more action league now!

Right here on...

Meltman flushed.

Stinky stymied.

As a colleague nears a watery grave,

The smelly one makes a life or death decision.

Well, that's that, I guess.

Let's eat.

No!

You may be a spineless sissy boy,

But you're no quitter.

Now come on, you salty seadog.

I'll hold your wallet.

My wallet. Blimey! Meltman's still got my wallet.

Clear the poop deck! I'm going in!

And so, as stinky diver probes the smelly deep,

The others anxiously scan the surface

For signs of life.

Got any 's, chief?

Go fish, nude dude.

[Rumbling]

Hey, what's that sound?

It's meltman!

It's the recreational swimmer.

It's...stinky?

No, I'm stench,

Stench diver,

Stinky's long-lost brother.

Thunder girl: all right, stinky, you did it!

Way to go, stinkmeister!

It's good to have you back, stench.

You saved my life, stinky,

Even if it took you years.

I love you, stench.

Hey, let's celebrate! I'm buying.

Flesh: you're buying?

No mystery there, mates.

Melty's still got my wallet.

Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

The end.

What are you doing?

I'm trying to rescue my long-lost brother.

Your brother's not stuck in that toilet.

You don't even have a brother.

[Draining]

Well, something's in there. Look. It's all backed up.

Eeeeuuuuup.

Step aside, little missy.

Let a man do it.

[Spit]

[Spit]

Uuuuuuhhhhhh-aaaahhh!

[Flies buzzing]

Aah! Aaahhh!

[Draining]

I-yi-yi.

Well, henry was right.

It wasn't my brother.

Mmmm! Ahh.

While I try to rescue my co-host--

Mmm!

Why don't you take the plunge with loopy?

Hi. Larry here,

And this is my sister loopy,

But this is what I really want to show you.

My lucky baseball--

Degrees of cross-stitch horse hide perfection.

[Ball hit]

I plucked this baby out of the air

During last season's playoffs.

And ever since then,

I've never let it out of my sight,

But just last week,

Something terrible happened.

Loopy!

What's the deal, banana peel?

I lost my lucky baseball.

Mellow out, sauerkraut.

When's the last time you saw it?

Ok. I, uh...

I know it was with me last night.

[Snoring]

And we took a shower this morning,

And then we watched a game together.

That's it! Come on!

You lost it in the sofa.

Don't worry. I'll get it for you.

Uh! Uh! Uh!

Hey, there's a lot of stuff down here.

[Gasp] whoa!

Sufferin' sardines.

Just look at all this juuunnnnkkkkk!

Uh!

Hey, turn down the highbeams, will ya?

Who's this thing, a lost little girl?

I'm not lost!

Not lost, not lost? What you doing down here then?

These are the mines of the lost and gone forever, these are.

This can't be all down our sofa!

Yoursofa? Ha!

Every sofa.

Look.

You came down one of our surface tunnels here, see?

Everything that's lost inside a sofa...

Ends up here, and our job's to dig it out,

Keep all the good stuff,

And send the rest down to the recycling center

To be turned into molten planet fuel.

And that's what makes the world go 'round!

Well, I'm looking for my brother larry's lucky baseball.

I know a ball came down here this morning.

Looked like somebody had been chewing on it.

That's it! Where is it?

Well, it's gonna be planet fuel in about...

Seconds.

[Gasp]

You better take the elevator.

[Buzz buzz]

Come on! Come on!

[Elevator begins]

Woman's voice: level , umbrellas and gloves.

Level , jimmy hoffa.

Hey, can't this thing go any faster?

Well, why didn't you say you wanted the express service?

[Loud humming]

[Screech]

Level , recycling center.

Daily meltdown scheduled to begin in seconds.

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Have a nice day.

[expl*si*n]

[Tv: crowd cheering]

Whoa!

Here's your baseball, larry.

Hey, what'd you do to it? It's all scorched up.

Looking back,

I guess I should have been a little more grateful,

'Cause that's when loopy made sure

I'd never lose my lucky ball again.

[Plop]

Welcome back, kablamoids.

While you were gone,

June's been immortalizing me in marble.

I call it,

Henry.

That looks nothing like me.

Hmm...

You're right.

Ha ha! Now it does!

It's nothing short of a masterpiece,

Just like our next cartoon.

Here's the off-beats.

[Sighs]

Hey, september.

Wanna take a ride in my helicart?

No, thanks.

Oh. Ok.

[Squeak squeak squeak]

See ya later.

Bye.

[Sighs]

Poor september.

All alone.

He needs someone to play with.

[Whistling]

They never stay, never stay small.

And the populars don't like 'em at all.

But that's ok. Life is sweet.

They cool.

Aaah! Aaah! Aaah! Aaah!

They're the off-beats.

[Sighs]

Hey, september, let's play bongos.

Well, i, um...

Great.

Take it, september.

Take it back.

Look, september, I'm flying.

That's nice.

[Sighs]

Hey, september, bow wow.

Bow wow.

Bow wow.

[Sighs]

Hi, september.

[Giggles]

[Giggles]

[Giggles]

Ooh!

Puppy chase.

Puppy chase, puppy chase.

Mmm!

Puppy chase!

Mmm!

Puppy chase!

Mmmm!

Puppy chase!

Mmm!

[Panting]

Puppy chase!

[Gulp]

Puppy chase!

Whew.

Aaaahhh!

Take it, september.

Aaaaahh!

Bow wow, september. Bow wow.

Hmm?

Puppy chase.

Aaaahh!

Take it, september.

Bow wow.

[Very slowly] puppy chase.

Hi, guys.

August,

Stay.

September, you changed your mind.

Yes, august, I did.

[Sighs]

Hard to believe, folks,

But it's time to say good-bye.

Right, june? June?

[Rustling]

June, what are you doing?

Pipe down, henroid.

That helicart on the off-beatswas boss!

And it gave me an idea.

[Muffled] but, june, you're ruining our collector's value.

Just get in, you nimrod.

We got such a long way to go

To make it to the border of mexico.

Aah!

So ride, ride like the wind,

Like the wind.

Hasta la vista, kablamigos.

That's spanish for catch you on the flip side.

Join us again next time.

Same kablam!time, same kablam!network.