04x18 - Dads and Grads: Part 1

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they even waiting for all these years I

ever get into this mess and what you

know what I've done if you hadn't gotten

that gum out of baby's hair don't worry

when you keep people you learn if the

gum out of anything I could have stopped

it from putting it back in your mouth

I can't believe we have for graduations

coming up skipping oliver's and Kelly's

in mind

I don't you mean there are three in line

three

yeah Bombers made grades ready from high

school and beaten Barten you know any

thought it was time we shared a common

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calling me and hanging up your cards

right I'm Pamela Derry cavity teacher

Wow how would the teacher like to learn

from the master Oh a pleasure oh my god

nice meeting you

Appy teacher you going this is the

high-rent district adult help mrs.

cleaver with the cake okay

Hey look the rhinoceros Oh Kelly

eighth-grade valedictorian huh yeah I

guess make a speech and everything and

make a tape of it it might be a great

advancement the treatment of sleep

disorder I can't believe we're finally

given that after eight years in the

Grand Avenue penitentiary yeah the toy

that momentous day still firmly edged in

my mind I like three gopher snakes in

the girls chorus while they thing we've

only just begun gopher snake I'm

surprised they didn't report you to

assassinate Castro what are you saying

you could disrupt the graduation better

than I could we'll see oh don't have any

chocolate cream chocolate cake the

magician just showed can't you tell the

disappeared

I spent 40 minutes putting on this

outfit I wear the paper towels we had a

little-a*s Tibet Oh which kids mr.

Rutherford

I'll take care of it okay well this is

my brother Peter you've heard of me yes

kevin says when you play games with him

you always let him win unlike his father

yeah well he never let me win either do

you wear that outfit a lot oh well every

once in a while I entertain at the

Children's Hospital or when I take a

quiet not to dinner look at that yeah

the deal was pretty stupid huh no Pamela

Janet come on they're just talking like

her what can you tell

I think she's just what he needs

she's sweet intelligent she loves kids

and she should love the beef

thanks dad a really great time

I'm glad a lot of women don't like

go-kart racing oh yeah everything about

the road

some people say helmet stars report well

goodnight Jimmy I guess I better get

going I mean it's a school night for you

not for me I graduated a long time ago

not that long ago I'll call you

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are you trying to play goodnight

well I never know what I should try and

the first day or not I mean if I don't

then you might think I don't like you

but if I do and you didn't want me to I

really feel like a jerk oh can I come in

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I couldn't have been happier those first

few months all most of my little peach

pit when you better get moving because

you still have to sweep the chimney

clean out the attic and take me out to a

very restaurant good have you even

considered the possibility that your

mother merely misplaced her Social

Security check or I'm not that good

sweetness the dizzy spells are coming

back fine you sit there and rest and

I'll call the police

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hey should I post the beeps hunt for a

new mate huh miss Pamela teach if it's

settled for you dad what she found out I

was unavailable oh she's all right I

don't know a shrink in the country to

the thing she's all right after four

months with the Beavers you always

making fun of my dad how much fun you

guys hey guys wanna watch me watch my

Roger can't

we're grounded even though we testified

against our Father we weren't granted

immunity tomorrow I can't my dad and his

girlfriend taking me to the zoo it's

starting already time what do you mean

how big are you it's a sweet isn't it on

your finger yeah your dad's getting

ready to close the deal he wants to make

sure you like her so you won't make a

stink well I want to make a stink once

they're married your dad won't have time

for you it'll be going away to college

and you'll be all alone

until they have a baby first thing you

lose your woman no it does not like that

but she is and it's Pamela Dana be nice

for a while she'll give you presents who

kissed you on the cheek but as soon as

your old man puts a ring on her finger

he'll ship you off to military school

and put your grandmother in a home

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you know Oliver you played a great game

but I've told you before behind your

coach don't ever run through my stop

sign but that I would three could be one

that's not the point you made me look

bad

Hey look there's Pamela she changed her

hair didn't you look great great we

wants just to find yeah you can't go

play a video game sure I need the money

no thanks dad can I some quarters yeah

thanks I'm sorry he's not like that when

we win oh I understand

on the phone there's someone else in

your life he'll come around

what's your hope sell listen I was

shopping today and I got something I

think you'll like why did I give it to

them now kind of an early graduation

present

where's not what you get for me I think

in quarters you figure it out

well maybe this will cheer you up happy

graduation Oliver oh great

oh sure and a white one what do you say

thanks well I think I'm gonna go see

that your box is working

I should have gotten him the BB g*n

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oh no what do you think you're going

pilly

well we're going to the den and discuss

the way you've been conducting yourself

what pamela went out of her way to get

you this present I thanked her it was

the way you think yeah give me a break

sure not a BB g*n on you eight it's very

important to me so what's that supposed

to mean it means exactly what it sounds

like

look just because you may like it

doesn't mean I have to Oliver what you

do with your extra ticket for graduation

I don't know what you better find it

someone else needs to use it

mom hi ollie I can't believe you're here

I'm here

Oh would I miss my son's graduation huh

look at you do you want on earth even

feeding him everything the beaver

doesn't grab her Heidi Emily

it's good to see you good to see you too

boy mom I glad you're here

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Mariella hi you want me to refrigerator

mind you pack oh sure just not Kelly

science fiber though do you think

everybody's gonna move back in Italy

well she's looking for a place to open a

veterinary practice she says that she

wants to be closer to her family

Oh a little late for that

the boys are almost grown and what about

that calendar thing she was engaged to

how do you Maddie and Kimberly

go on we should really go have an

account don't you have a speech to

prepare for I already typed it perfect I

did never get to hear the juicy stuff

Mary Ellen maybe we're getting a little

ahead of ourselves

Kimberly is here now and we should try

to be nice to her for the boys sake no I

suppose you're right

but it just called me but after five

years and all that Italian food we'll

look at that figure

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Kimberly Pamela at one is this Kimberly

you doors XY yes I am and your favors

yes I am

we must face the hypnotic you fella back

at the aia i and overpowering thursday

we americans the blood are braided that

our country is an extremely fighting

down hello

but because of our image we no longer

are willing to thank you very much good

salad congratulations Michael Clark

congratulations Michael Kelly cleaver Oh

George Dean very good George come on up

here

Carol Derek

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hey talk to college thank you yep same I

ever tell you about my college days if I

said yes would you believe it it was

unbelievable a 16 page paper 12 page

report hours and tons of homework every

day well how'd you get through it

I did I dropped out and went to work for

my father Oliver come on hurry up

you want to get these pictures taken

before but it gets here yeah where are

you sure gave you don't you like to sure

I got it crispy treat no no how's the

Graduate feeling looking forward to

being a college man absolutely I mean

college is the best time of your life

right well actually I remember 60 page

papers and 20 page papers and hours of

homework yeah see you here no first week

come on let's go get the pictures of the

family excuse me

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the prominent party to paint yourself

darling why don't you let theories and

play in the boys room I try never bunch

of guys up there kissing girls so much

good huh commute costs to Natalie

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how what do you give it to three more

weeks beaver and a little friend he

really likes her oh come on what could

they possibly have in common

hey Kimberly play on the beaver you left

him in a tough spot he's done a hell of

a job raising those two boys so don't

rock the boat for god sakes leave do you

realize that this is our four-month

anniversary you mean it's been four

months and she picked up that clown at

Kevin's party oh are you going to the

pie house my graduation party's just

starting don't wait now where were we

I clean the bathroom as best daddy

Superman's ever changed a pretty

pathetic doesn't it

beaver you know I've been meaning to

tell you you've really done a great job

with the boys

oh is a lot of work well worth it well I

think you should be very proud of

yourself

well you should too

I mean studying veterinary medicine a

foreign country and she I had trouble

just learning stuff in English yeah well

you know coming home to an empty

apartment at thee and 12-hour kind of

makes her lonely

tell me about it did I tell you that

tough Oliver's baseball team won his

last two games

no even that's great does he still run

through your sign every time

oh that's gnarly

our wedding album I can't believe you

didn't throw this away I thought about

it that and I remembered how much the

photographer charged I haven't seen this

in years

look there is any making devil corn

behind the minister dead my words really

yeah yeah yeah but we look so young wait

weren't everything was so wonderful then

it was so perfect

never I always thought we'd be together

forever

so did I

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you really don't

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oh the new Leave It to Beaver Kimberley

uh you remember Pamela Pamela Kimberly

Kimberly Bella hard

Kevin's teacher my dad's getting married

that's great oh my god

that's not for you

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