04x16 - Man's Greatest Achievements

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all right how about throwing Lisa I

pitch to you my dad

hi Wally hey be nice play some ball yeah

sure I'll hit a few well not at all

hey how about pitching me a few I'd love

to but I need you to proof my paper for

me how about after that dad don't beg

it's humiliating so uh what's the paper

huh

man's greatest achievement everybody in

our social studies class has to do one

minds on electricity that's strange I

haven't seen Oliver working on a paper

oh maybe he turned his day and early my

Oliver whoa thanks Wally

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hi guys oh hi good afternoon mr. cleaver

might I say your hair is looking

extremely quaffed today oh thank you

very much bummer you guys having fun

yeah yeah how'd you get your guitar oh

you guys go ahead I mean it does my

heart good to see you having such a good

time as long as your homework is done it

is done sure I did my Spanish my math my

English your social studies paper social

studies uh

social studies you mean the one for

extra credit oh no no no no I mean the

one that you're gonna march right up to

your room and start and not come down

into us through cuz it's due on Monday

oh that social yeah you really got the

blues man space by Oliver clean so we

need inclusion that is why this is man's

greatest achievement great all I need to

do is fill in the middle

ah man's greatest achievement is the

bikini talk about a thousand words on

that now did that last year for history

and what an honor it is that the

Maysville museum has been chosen to

display this historical document before

it's sealed in a time capsule for a

thousand years yes here it is the secret

of man's greatest achievement excuse me

mayor cleaver but are you certain this

priceless treasure is perfectly safe

oh yes because even if some dastardly

criminal got by our expertly trained

guards the electric eye detects any

movement

no one can breach this security no one

granny

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pretty snappy move but you'll never

penetrate the electric eye maybe not

but turtleman will yeah it's turtleman

it is I nice

grammar turtleman but even you can't get

this document without setting off the

alarm

look again mayor zones how did you do

that simple I move so slowly not only

couldn't you see me did it disturb the

electric eye does it make any sense

I'll need the Descent of toilet paper

enough chitchat come th*gs not so slow

turtleman oh thank heavens it's super

ninja boys

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your turtle soup turtleman one spray of

this I turn her over and use a fret dust

mop

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how could we ever thank you no thanks

needed ma'am but if I could just have

that paper for say oh I'm Way ahead of

you

no wait I mean this don't do that nope

now man's greatest achievement is safe

for the next thousand years no Oliver

what some milk and cookies no okay but

if you change your mind oh grandma wait

maybe I will

Thanks how are you doing with your paper

working hard it's a k*ller I'll never

understand why you wait to the last

minute to do these things

hey I work better under pressure that

maybe you'd like to know what your

father's gonna do if you don't finish no

need grandma I'm almost done good in the

wall and glorious history of mankind

there is only one achievements that can

be truly called

man's greatest achievement and that is

great 24 words only 976 to go

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breweries arena the giant flute is

gaining on us

we're safe now that was close

Oh Oliver you saved us how can we ever

thank you

you know remember I taught you the

earthling kiss oh yes no no no that's

how you make bunny shadows in the walls

the kiss is with your lips like this boy

I'm some terrific teacher

you certainly are but now you k*ll the

giant blue your mission is over we'll

never see you again

don't please stop you can come back to

earth with me are you asking us to marry

you sure I mean I love you and you all

live in Utah Oh Oliver well let's get

going before we leave darling there's

one thing we have to know about your

world anything my pets on your planet

what is man's greatest achievement

actually yeah yeah I never really wrote

that paper oh that changes things you

mean you're not gonna marry me worse

we're glad to eat you

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can crank out this paper 1 2 3

you know you could do it you're the same

guy did read the old man in the CN to

the book apart in the same night ok

man's greatest achievement is the

computer the computer is a tool for

accessing and processing information it

was invented by so much for that subject

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I'm changing I mean I've already been

through puberty

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Oliver what are you doing oh nothing

just working on my paper let's see what

you've done so far no dad you can't look

at it yet you want some help no thanks I

don't have time to get into a big

argument with you okay but we're gonna

have a real doozy if you don't do this

one on time don't worry dad I know

exactly what I have to do Kelly you've

got to help me my only salvation who is

this it's me Oliver I don't have a topic

for my paper Oliver I can't do your work

for you why not

it'd be too good the teacher would get

suspicious look Kelly you're my cousin

come on I just need a topic it's not

like I'm asking for an organ donation

Oliver there are a million topics to

choose from

just pick one it's easy I don't know

grape juice in boxes okay so it's not so

easy

come on Kelly help me Oliver

unless you come up with your own idea

you're not gonna do a good job I'm

willing to do a mediocre job I'm not

gonna tell you telling you guys nothing

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make it easy on yourself tell us what we

want to know you'll never get it out of

me

you got spunk we're gonna be dead and

the information out of you before mr.

big gets your head okay give him the

business lefty you hit him righty I'm

getting tired tired he ain't even

bleeding yet you know you're gonna have

to start pulling your weight around here

toughest that might be hey that's

hitting below the belt onion Buca thick

put those rods down you numbskulls mr.

Fitch

we're just about to get him to talk mr.

big and might I add you're looking much

taller today he's spilling his guts yet

are you tore just begging for those

cement boots aren't ya

so you ain't gonna talk on copper you'll

never get it out of me big yeah well

this is your last chance

tough guy tell me what is man's greatest

achievement grape juice in boxes

you know people are a lot like Gavin's

they bruise easy and you can remove the

skin only when you cut the skin off an

apple if don't scream you don't scare me

big oh no how about this hey babe come

here you once I should rub your neck mr.

big No

plant one I'm mr. big

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I loved you I don't even like you okay

okay I'll talk

man's greatest achievement is

hey guys pants come out with your hands

up come on blast our way out of here

Thank You mr. ping

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mr. big you're been here no I'm doing

Swan Lake please so I don't die in vain

I gotta know what is man's greatest

achievement where you're going it won't

make any difference

man's greatest achievement was I've been

no I'll never know

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I'm in big trouble here there's gotta be

something seedless watermelon

call-waiting perfume samples and

magazines

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and the Royals are down to their last

strike here at the bottom of the night

that the American League playoffs Miller

has been nearly perfect for 8 and 2/3

innings but wait he's being replaced

this is a highly unusual move but we've

seen everything in this series

it looks like batting champion oliver

cleaver will have to face a sri leaver

richardson right after this timeout

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this is it bands everything hangs on the

shoulders of the line yollie tension so

figure you could cut it with a knife

Richardson takes the sign here's the

windup the pitch

it's to the track to the wall its

here's the relay it's got me

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Chico blue you know man's greatest

achievement no and you're I got to think

of something I think I need a break just

a mother count mother I have to go now I

have to take the strings off the pot

roast before Howard gets home

why are you looking so glum Oliver I

don't remember any Oliver must be that

older brother I'm talking to you Oliver

clever me mrs. Cunningham Oh call me

mrs. C all the boys do thanks mrs. C now

tell me why are you being such a gloomy

Gus aren't you enjoying the show it's a

really good one

the Fonz jumps over a shark it's not bad

I have a paper due tomorrow and I don't

know what to write about I understand we

had the same problem with Joanie you see

Joanie takes after her father she has

dark hair and not a very long attention

span now Ritchie takes after my side of

the family with red hair and an even

temperament oh he was such a good

student although I always wondered why

he didn't get into a better college oh

well now what is the paper on a man's

greatest achievement well maybe I can

help you let me see how about Sputnik or

frost-free refrigerators or holding

permanence I don't think so I'm sorry I

have no references past 1965 oh it's no

use I'll get an F they'll put me in this

low class and I'll end up a bum living

in a cardboard box drinking turpentine

nonsense you can do that paper and

you're going to do a beautiful job

and do you know why no because you have

a wonderful imagination and if you just

apply it to the task at hand I know

you'll do just fine

I really think so I know so

but pay attention to your spelling in

your punctuation all your errors are

just carelessness now run along and get

started

mrs. C thank you you're welcome

get back to work and may all your days

be happy days that's our little joke

around here

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she's right

I can do it man's greatest achievement

is the use of his imagination it allows

him to dream dreams that may one day

become reality

before you can conquer space or harness

electricity you must imagine it the

imagination makes all things one

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