04x14 - A Day at the Mall

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that's too bad I really like Greek food

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just toast the juice honey I'm running

late

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uh you spilled a little orange juice on

rice versus the state of Florida here

you got a towel

Mary Ellen or something wrong no come on

what's bothering you nothing I know that

nothing that nothing means something Wow

what do I do

if you don't know I'm not going to tell

you that's your attitude fine fine mom

dad I need some advice what is it

sweetheart

you remember Marvin Hoover the kid not a

scout trooper guys foot cut in the sewer

grate well he's been following me am I

supposed to know what's wrong if you

don't tell me oh sure

turn it around make it my fault that's

just like you this is just like Vietnam

I have no idea why we're fighting dad I

know this probably isn't a very good

time but I have to have if you need

money check with your model I have no

cash

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hastily you pick the wrong day to be on

time what are you talking about squirt

you have to go in you better leave your

hard hat on yeah thanks for the warning

but don't worry and we can't win with

inner few great back good morning Mary

Ellen and might I say you look lovely

when your marriage is hanging by a

thread some days are just too good to be

true

ah there you are

woody dead mean nasty wife to to my

friend Wally look we just had a little

fight it's no big deal

did she find out about you and your

secretary that she's been doing movies

and typing new grease Annie I have not

been fooling around with anybody I know

what you need an apartment by the

airport with stewardesses by the pool

we'd have a blast

we'd have a blast sure I'll leave my

ball and chain up you leave yours Eddie

I have no intention of leaving my wife

fine

they just fool around on it thank you

conscience

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Ceylan I haven't seen your gorgeous

cousin all morning don't worry I'm sure

her luck can't hold out forever what's

that smell

it's feta cheese Kelly and I are Lynch

and Greek today if you see her tell her

I'm looking for okay Marvin's looking

for you guys harder to shake than a new

bottle of ketchup well I'd like to help

you well I got you daddy sure before

someone from my history class sees me

I'm ditching what are you out of your

mind

you can't ditch you'll get caught and

you'll get the attention better than

flunking history that a test I didn't

study for why didn't you just play stick

like you always do hey I'm in the eighth

grade I'm a little more mature than that

look Kelly we've been going to school

for 1384 days

Melissa big deal if I miss one you

actually counted how many days we've

been in school well I didn't have

anything to do in study hall yesterday

you could have studied for your test

life's full of regrets isn't it

look are you coming are you gonna have

lunch with Marvin I don't know

bone Appetit

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which effectively marked the end of the

Dark Ages and that concludes all the

materials that will be covered on

tomorrow's test lifes please Jim would

you mind waiting a moment if it's about

my paper I know you said ten pages

maximum but that Ottoman Empire is no no

no no your paper is fine I know that

school policy frowns on Faculty's

student relationships but as you will be

graduating soon I was wondering if you

would accompany me to the faculty

hoedown tonight why I'm flattered I know

it's short notice but all semester I've

wanted to well let's just say I'm still

a sucker for students who wear nylons to

class I don't know what to say dr.

Clancy it's Robert and how about saying

I'd love to

and then I'll say I'll pick you up at

6:00 and have you home by 9:00 Robert

I'm a big girl now I can stay out later

than that not tonight you have a test to

study for

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hey Beave what's going on

my Secretary's sick and I gotta get this

copied before lunch

who's the key operator lumpy where's the

lumper what to have is body fat measured

you want to get in on the office pool

40% is still available thanks anyway

look babe I am this little problem yeah

I heard

so uh you and Eddie are getting a place

by the airport Yeah right what started

the fight what did Barry own say to you

nothing those are the worst kind

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thanks much

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sure anything beating go to you tomorrow

yeah are taking the test you didn't

study for I got a blood pressure check

again yeah yeah me neither boy doesn't

get much better than this

yeah I'm really beat yeah me too

we have had a pretty full day it's

probably safe to go home now what time

is it

11:45

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and in the middle of a conversation he

just walked out of the room Wally can be

so inconsiderate and it's not the first

time either well he gets that way when

he's preoccupied sometimes men just have

tunnel vision what do you think about

this for my big deep tonight oh it's

darling I don't know maybe it's too

dressy you know the kind of money

teachers make ah how about this oh h*

now that's stunning huh first I'd have

to take it in and shorten it um

look at the price mm-hmm I don't know is

he handsome ah dead ringer for James

Garner going for it

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the best way to patch things up with

your wife is to get her something that

makes her feel pretty I tried that once

I offered to pay for a nose job it

almost cost me my life I was talking

about lingerie that intimate stuff works

like a charm

oh sure I'm gonna listen to a guy who's

been divorced for seven years

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isn't it a relief to find the perfect

dress for a big occasion could you load

off my mind now all I have to do is find

cute handbag and have my hair done by

six are you sure this is the right thing

to do

trust lingerie is in the mood Mary

Ellen's in she's liable to throw it at

me that's why you're not buying her a

lamp

- Steve come on it'll be an experience

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this is really uncomfortable ISO is

sleeping on the couch have you yes he'd

like to see something very soft and

feminine and frilly for his wife ah

special occasion birthday getaway

weekend yeah she's just really mad at

him uh tell me what size is your wife um

well she's about I'm not really sure

what kind of bill does she have well

she's kind of sort of what's her hair

color

oh well right here so it's brown blonde

kind of hard to tell when was the last

time you saw this woman oh I think I'll

take my chances with a lamp come on

Wally

you know we'll up this is kind of nice

oh yeah but I don't think it's for color

would you like to see it in blue yes not

please

Oh how do you think supposed to stay on

anyway you know I don't think they're

supposed to

this is never gonna work I'm sure it is

because lingerie says she's desirable it

says I love you and it's a lot less

expensive than a diamond you know how

about Kimberly one like this yeah

how'd it look on it I don't know she

never turned on the light is this what

you had in mind sir

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could we see this one too please I think

that one looks great don't you doing huh

don't you think Mary Ellen would like

this it looks real good to me hey maybe

this isn't a bad idea after all

Thanks I know at times couples take each

other for granted I'll say he does

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thanks for already being helped Oh Mary

Ellen I was just buying something for

you it was my idea how thoughtful of you

I was only doing it for you oh we have a

marital problem in your response is a

trip to titillation city so you can

dress me up like a baby doll

but lingerie me is love a tower beef

what I want from you is some

communication and respect not underwear

Oh Wally

mariely Mary Ellen put on a few pounds

lingerie doesn't work if they feel

overweight

I gotta hand it to y'all

it looks like we really got away with it

maybe we did my stomach sure didn't

really feels upset I eat something bad

besides six corn dogs got it go away

great flowers mom from dad well that's

what I thought till I read the card

there for you really from Marvin um so

how was school today oh you know school

like just your average day yeah mm-hmm

so why does Marvin ride sorry you were

out sick today but I saved you some

moussaka get well soon

no that's Marvin strange sense of humor

Kelly did you go to school today yes I

just didn't exactly stay all day you

ditched school well Marvin was driving

me crazy

he always calls me up sends me notes

makes me lunch he just won't leave me

alone what did you tell him you weren't

interested six knows to get out of my

life someone dropped a head I just

couldn't take another one of his

international lunches but running away

from a problem isn't the answer he

should have come to me in my day I've

brushed off more than a few Marvin's you

know I tried talking to you guys this

morning but dad was too busy with work

and you were too busy fighting with Dad

I'm sorry honey we certainly didn't mean

to ignore you this morning I guess

sometimes your dad and I get so wrapped

up in our own problems we don't hear

anyone elses

and if this ever happens again you

remind me of that okay okay are you

gonna tell Dad no and if you ask why

you're spending all day Saturday in your

room I'll tell him you're reorganizing

your closet

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well what do you think I think you must

be awfully worried about your grade Oh

beaver now you know I do very well in

class I know Mom I've seen your report

card and now I want to see what kind of

a professor Bates addressed like that

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am i early oh no oh oh

didn't I tell you it was a hoedown yes

but I didn't think you meant it

literally a h*m* professor I'm Theodore

why don't we go in the den while my

mother changes Jun I'm sorry for the

misunderstanding Oh honestly no it's

it's no trouble at all

I really do feel a little embarrassed I

don't be those kind of ties are coming

back steamed about Oh her chaps are in

the cleaners Bobby mr. Clancy this is my

son Oliver hello all right

make yourself comfortable dad you know

cream I was going to a costume party

we're late for dinner

you two have fun tonight I didn't know

we were going out for dinner tonight not

just dinner dinner at the mall the mall

I was there this afternoon I got a whiff

of those corn dogs and I haven't able to

think for another thing all day corn

dogs what you're gonna say it's not the

best thing for either one of us what the

heck tonight that's all you can eat

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this great yeah yeah just me and you and

John Barleycorn hair yeah good old male

bonding and maybe Mary Ellen's right to

be mad I mean after all I'm not a

perfect husband sometimes I feel like

I'm just walking through my life not

really paying attention to the the

people that I love the most

remember have time excuse me is this

gonna go on for a while because if it is

I can just wear the headphones now the

worst part is that I'm afraid to go home

I don't want to just lie there all night

not talking to each other

pretending to be asleep you know if the

cloud covers not too low I can pick up

Norwegian TV now those people understand

entertainment I mean this is stupid I

love being with Mary Ellen and she loves

being with me so why aren't I with her

because she's here drivin me nuts so

what do you want to watch Stan a

Naviance key girls where I Love Lucy on

the floor have a choice

but Mike I'm gonna head home it's

getting late take it easy yeah you too

think ever wanted him for a roommate

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honey Mary Ellen Mary Ellen hi oh hi um

I was working late and I didn't want to

disturb you

oh is that kids are asleep huh well I am

it's time for me to hit the hay - sounds

good to me

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might I add mrs. cleaver that's a lovely

outfit you're wearing

you might

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