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03x21 - Day Dreamin

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The New Leave It to Beaver". Aired: March 19, 1983 – June 4, 1989.*
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Series focuses on Wally Cleaver and his younger brother, Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver as adults and with families of their own.

03x21 - Day Dreamin

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[Applause]

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Kelly sweetheart why don't you go over

and skate with the Kevin in your mom

I'll get a picture doll balance some

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hi Jesse you I love the shirt me - I've

worn it three days in a row

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yeah we kind of moved into the same

locker so what to get a history test I

gotta say - wow that's great

see you defi what did she want

we're in history together she just

wanted to know what I got on my test and

you thought that everybody knows how you

gonna test

oh this is cool you're jealous don't you

trust me

come on you know you're my one and only

Dollface what can I do to make it up to

you

oh all this romantic doc did make me

kind of hungry oh that's okay I'll pick

I don't know I'm just kidding go

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starting a fire she hurt her ankle

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how stupid are you you have to turn me

you know

here's your casa hey are you crazy this

is my favorite shirt and who do you

think picked it out and I do your heart

and I cut the crusts off of your peanut

butter and jelly sandwiches you're

beginning to sound like my mother

and what is that supposed to mean it

means get off my back you're nothing but

a shallow conceited gigolo and I don't

know what I ever saw on you

hey I'm not shallow come on Kelly with a

happiest couple like Grand Avenue school

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ring Kelly honey there's somebody here

to see you

Duffy no Lindsay cheer huh please don't

worry mrs. cleaver I know what to do

that beast that monster it's all over

town

poor baby good morning mrs. cleaver

Famous Amos and mrs. fields got married

they still couldn't match your chocolate

chip cookies Freddie but once I agree

with you but if you're looking for Kip

he's at an interview with a recruiter

from Princeton I think I'll wait

considering his SAT scores he should be

back before these cool off so uh I'm

gonna go to the soda shop yeah k*ll you

my show so what do you want to do I

don't know what do you want to do I

don't know I mean what do you want to do

beats me what do you want to do I know

why don't you rub balloons on the carpet

it's think I'm deer face

Kip's not home I know so wha

Duffman how's the little woman Freddie

lay off him all right he's having a

little bad luck lately great it's not

every day I get to kick a man when he's

down I met the two of us together could

throw him out the window hey relax vital

I'm here to sympathize I know Kelly

inside out a mere two years ago she

literally threw herself at me

don't mean nothing man

hey I'm gonna let this pass cuz you're

obviously insane with grief but let me

give you some free advice crawl back to

her on your hands and knees and beg her

for forgiveness no way you can't do

better than Kelly Cleaver I mean she's

got beauty brains inheritance I'm like

that don't exactly grow on trees oh yeah

well I don't need her the whole rules a

candy store and I got a pocketful of

change

listen glamour boy watch use that head

of yours for more than decorative

purposes I mean who knows even a dope

like you can end up a partner in her

father's law firm without Kelley cleaver

you're headed for a life of check under

the hood mister

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hello hi hi hi nothing I owe you an

apology what he's trying to do sit back

the move in through the 20 years does it

I realize now that you never like anyone

else especially someone like that hussy

Monica of course not

like I said you're my one and only

Dollface I know you've been such a

wonderful boyfriend I can understand why

all the girls want to steal you away

yeah it's not my fault that girls think

I'm adorable it's just that sometimes I

think about you with other girls and it

makes me so jealous that's

understandable I mean I know what I look

like and I know what it does to women

it's just something that I learn to live

with Kelly you're gonna be my woman

you're just gonna have to accept the

fact that I'm a skirt magnet Duffy got

three my friends were right all along

you are the most self-centered I know

we're through oh yeah well you can't

drop me cuz I'm dropping you smooth real

smooth hey if you're interested I hear

there's an opening with the Playboy

advisor

what a Marine sorry Ollie I had to dump

Kelly she just pushed me too far

hey I understand there's only so much a

guy can take so it's really over huh

I wouldn't take her back for all the tea

in Japan look I didn't want to say

anything before and I kind of Kelly's

being my cousin and all but it's been a

lot of stuff going on around that you've

been missing out on like what well you

know baseball has been great we've been

turning the street signs around and we

found a cave is it dangerous of course

it's dangerous to cave there's something

down there yeah yeah we heard it chewing

I'll bet it's even got rabies it's not

calling back it's really over

you're better off if I'm so mad at Duffy

how come I still want him to call

probably because your emotion is getting

in the way of your good judgment I think

we're gonna have to look at this more

logically my psychiatrist says that

would you're faced with a situation like

this one it's a good idea to make a list

of the pros and the cons okay let's make

a list of Duffy's good points okay he's

really cute and he's got nice hair good

what else well I can't exactly say that

he's smart

because actually he's kind of dumb and

my dad hates him of course and he sure

burps a lot but he never gave me

anything except for this little stupid

glass animal that he stole from his

sister and this ring that turned my

finger green these are supposed to be

the good points remember guess it sounds

pretty bad huh it's not unusual experts

say that once the passion dies couples

often find the relationship as no

substance really sure I mean look at my

parents

consider yourself lucky it's over now

why you still have your youth come on

Kelly

when you need now is a good dose of the

mall shopping at a time like this

oh sure my mother says spending money

can cure anything you're a really good

friend hey man come and go but we women

have to stick together

Kelly I was wondering as long as Duffy's

unattached what you mind if I took him

to a dance at the Country Club this

weekend

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[Applause]

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come on say something mom

well hey Satchmo where's the bar

birthday gee do I really look there we

go

Kelly looks so pretty

somebody should go up there and bring

her down

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Kelly honey it was just a stupid little

fight no I have left a Duff is this

beautiful little glass puppy something

to each other we even sh**t each other's

gum oh honey please don't tell me those

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Honda oh yeah well that's not the point

if you're miserable that kind of takes

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smelly shirts always always showing off

that extra toe of his I'm gonna miss

pinkie oh honey I know you're hurting

and angry but you'll see very soon your

feelings will change completely the man

of your dreams at 12 usually seems like

an idiot when you're growing up hey we

met at 12 yes but that was different a

girl doesn't usually marry the first boy

she falls in love with yeah your mom was

just lucky no she wind up with Duffy

again someday I went out with a lot of

boys before I married your father well

not a lot like who we'll talk about it

later

Kelly the thing is life goes on oh well

that wouldn't be fair to all those

available boys out there in the world

it's not that easy dad you guys have

been married as long as I've known you

know how hard it is being a single woman

in today's world Oh

Kelly you are warm intelligent and

beautiful the boys are gonna be lining

up for you yeah you're gonna break more

hearts in the Chicago Cubs

oh yeah the Cubs are terrible come on

while we go downstairs and look at

Kevin's birthday party huh okay I

usually hate it when you guys give me

one of your pep talks

but tonight it wasn't so bad

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[Applause]

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great idea cost me 100 bucks that's a

great costume ah look at my hair Hey

look there's my present

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his face in the cake again I know it

hurts now but you have your whole life

ahead of you

yeah Kelly I mean you know it's not like

your sister Bowser that no guys ever

gonna look at you again look I

appreciate you guys trying to cheer me

up but you're wasting it Kelly it's for

you Josh singer Josh singer Oh Josh what

a coincidence I was just thinking about

you so who's this guy Josh singer the

idiot all the girls drool over

personally I don't see it I'm talking to

Josh

Maryellen your spaghetti is delicious

Wally when are you gonna send that woman

to cooking school Wally that's Josh

who's Josh oh it's Kelly's new date oh

yeah how many toes does this one have

gee I hate to gag and run what about

dessert hello Josh come on in hello you

must be mrs. cleaver it's very nice to

meet well it's nice to meet you and this

is Kelly's father

hello mr. cleaver all right I understand

you're an attorney that's what I want to

be one day

Oh hear that Wally a young man with

goals yes my father says nobody gets

paid more for doing less than a lawyer

hi Josh hi you look great Thanks so do

you

wait till you get close enough to smell

my Cologne

well it's 712 and we're exactly 60

minutes from the link I know I walked it

today after school so we better get

going if we're gonna beat those weekend

crowds Oh Josh you think of everything I

try well it's nice meeting you too and

if there's an emergency here's the

number where we'll be well thank you

have a nice time bye-bye isn't he

adorable

well what do you think of that he's okay

if you like robots problem he's polite

well-groomed he's obviously intelligent

it's just he's so perfect when the kids

like a new pair of shoes I like to take

him outside and scruff him up on the

sidewalk well I I mean at least he had a

personality style and some respect for

the legal profession you want me to call

this mother up and see if he can come

over and play yeah have a playmate for

this Edie

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the tree and back in the hole now

there's a knot that won't come loose

thanks Josh you're welcome

oh my go getting lieth refreshment stand

while the popcorn still warm good

planning hi I know

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hi Monica

you remember right X don't you sure hi

Kelly

didn't I see you come in with Josh at

7:28 it's not that nice I had no idea

you could tell time go put on my nose

excuse me Dollface

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so euro with Josh

it's got good penmanship real easy to

cheat off oh yeah he's great smells good

too

she's perfection on wheels stop fooling

yourself you still love her you jerk how

ordering is that a new sweater what a

dumb thing to say

yeah I got it at the mall

it's nice look at him he's so cute

so lost without you this has all been a

terrible mistake you still love him tell

him tell him

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got a bloody nose in gym so I didn't

have to take it lucky break

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are you crazy don't let her go say

something you're gonna lose it forever

say something

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it isn't a Josh

I hate to throw off the schedule

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a g*ng of hoods right Rachel's diner but

they didn't count on me that's family

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see the purple one live win the hot

seats to the hot Consett Prince five

rows from the front called

double-o-double five double three 196

now it's your last chance to win

yourself to fifth row tickets see Prince

live in concert five rows from center

stage called double-o-double five double

three 196 to win

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[Applause]

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