03x19 - Pacific Overture

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it's all in the name of fun wheel of

Fortune's the name of the game where

anyone can wind up a winner who will it

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so Pattinson caring for Australians

since 1872 in 1532 the Spaniard set sail

across the seas and plundered the world

of gold in 1992 the world is going to

Spain to take it back presenting the

Olympics

Tucker bag will look out for you hey

Freddy

look yep I can't talk right now I can't

rehearse can't do anything can't

rehearse what about the 200 bucks we're

trying to win at the talent contest next

week I'm sorry

look it's my daddy's hello

Kip it's nice to see you

son I'm ready whenever you are see you

soon

Freddie

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call me Ishmael some years ago never

mind how long precisely having little or

no money my person nothing particular to

interest me on shore I thought I'd seal

about a little and see the watery part

of the world it's a proud day in a

father's life when the old training

wheels come off give him a shove like

you did with me hey slugger

there's nothing to be afraid of that's

what you said at the pony ride let me

handle this

Kevin once I was in this Court like you

so I know you're afraid at the end of

this it's all a part of growing up

like what getting your first haircut or

walk into school by yourself oh and all

your baby teeth fall out it happens to

everyone

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kids are shirin predictable right they

see yeah

don't worry about it dad he probably

would have spent the rest of the

afternoon picking gravel out of his

elbows anyway let's save some time Gert

Eddie needs some money because he's

cooped up again and as usual he comes

running to good old reliable wall no

well I'm sorry I might have to put my

foot down this time it's for his own

good no Wally it's different this time

something is wrong he stopped calling me

names

he doesn't order me around anymore he

hasn't made me taste his food in a week

you're afraid all this is gonna end one

morning Freddie was shaving him and he

looked at himself in the mirror and just

started crying and that was days ago and

I just don't know what to do do you have

any idea what's bothering him no every

time I ask him he mumbles something

about the ninth

sixty-one Yankees I don't know what I

can do to help oh well you gotta help

you're his best friend

he tells that to lumpy too but he

doesn't mean it please all right all

right girl I'll try boy I can't imagine

Eddie crying about anything you weren't

there when I told him I was pregnant 20

19 game point

ready partner okay here we go

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hey all right give me five cheese that

was fun

hey wait wait a second you can't quit

now I mean if you don't walk you can't

run if you don't jump in you can't swim

you don't try you can't fly Wally you

really shouldn't come up with some new

sports metaphors wait a minute one more

game

come on let's switch sides good try a

little harder next standing in front of

me it's hard to play when you can't see

the table okay it's your serve partner

there you go

okay go get em tiger oh wait a minute

wait we give you the ball yeah yeah

light was in his eyes come on try it

again will you forget this futile game I

know Gert Kaajal over here to cheer me

up it won't work

okay see ya come on look at you it's

been three days you haven't had a drink

you haven't insulted anybody you haven't

placed a bet so worried about you yeah

what's the story I'll tell you the story

1961 that's when cars were really cars

and girls were really girls the Yankees

were champs back then every time

somebody called Eddie Haskell a creep

I'd say someday I'm gonna be somebody

important no shell dim

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and last week I looked in a mirror and I

realized it that day's never gonna come

you just figured that out

face it grace life is meaningless gee

kid up you go to work you come home you

pound down a few brews you fight with a

wife if you go to bed she do that every

day until they stick in the ground

Edward Haskell beloved husband and

father big deal

come on Eddie everybody gets a blues

once in a while you'll snap out of it

come on buy you a beer beer won't solve

anything

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love the Father

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Danu okay it's three o'clock in the

morning time

what is time that an arbitrary measure

of our existence in this space called

life how about a sandwich sandwich meat

or dairy products surrounded by two

pieces of bread I can't fight that logic

perhaps another soothing foot massage

son we're all a part of one big story

and it's not a happy one

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ended up which is from Cape Town to

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Mai's can be all about the poor is a

fairly kissing me

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I don't know why I never thought of this

before yeah okay Nashville here I come

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why wake up five more minutes mom now

you'd be late for school come on get up

Eddie how did you get in the house hey I

had all the keys copied before I got

canned from neighborhood watch what are

you doing here I know how worried you

were about me I got good news my life

has meaning I'm gonna be a

country-western star that's good Annie

that fence that's real good you're gonna

be a country-western singer no no I'm

gonna be a country-western star my god

is that what she looks like without her

makeup need somebody to negotiate my

record deal so I'll throw that phone to

you and I'm gonna need a road manager

that was gonna be girth until I

remembered what happens out on the road

okay I'm really glad that you're out of

the dumps but you know sometimes when

people are treading water emotionally

they grab for the first rope that's

thrown to him Oh what do you think about

this for the cover of my greatest hits

off a country star shouldn't you at

least have some background or talent

talent who needs Talent these rednecks

get so tanked up they don't know if

you're good or bad no I'm sure this is

what you really want to do are you

kidding

it's perfect for me in what other

business could you work an hour and a

half a day drive around in your

motorhome drinking beer host an

occasional golf tournament and even

marry your 13 year old cousin and nobody

blinks an eye okay I'll admit this is

perfect for you but you know Eddie the

music business is extremely competitive

we even for a man with your obvious

talents there's no guarantee if a Coal

Miner's Daughter can make it so can the

son of a huh I can't remember what my

old man does for a living

like Annie I don't want to be a killjoy

but you know I don't think being a

country-western singer star is really

the answer you're looking for

no well when I win that talent contest

Saturday night I'll show all of you

Freddie listen dude I can't stand any

more of these marathon rehearsals with

your dad now I see why country singers

play a lot of prisons the audience can't

walk out look guys we all agreed to this

deal so don't complain besides mr.

Haskell's paying supportive oh my let's

get to work you mangy varmints there are

songs to be sung and hearts to be broken

how was wondering dad not dad PAH I've

got an image to protect

right paw some of the guys were

wondering if maybe we're practicing too

much yeah we wouldn't want to peak too

soon look boys I know I've been driving

your heart but you gotta remember I was

born in the back of a pickup truck in a

Dust Bowl of Oklahoma

dad dad your entire ha ha your entire

family's from Cleveland West Cleveland

well you gotta remember I got into this

game of fiddles and h*nky tonks late

I've only got till Saturday to pay my

dues

I know it's hard work but soon I'll buy

you each a Cadillac now give me a tune

I'm ready to croon

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oh you look so handsome in your new

sideburn no I wonder if there's such a

thing as looking too masculine man oh

honey you don't have to worry about that

I know you're just gonna knock them dead

tonight honeybunch which brings us to an

unpleasant subject listen after tonight

there's gonna be a lot of groupies and

plenty of temptation I just want you to

know that well when I give in to it it's

nothing personal you've been a loyal and

faithful wife but that doesn't sell

albums oh and you're such a kidder good

it's very difficult but in a couple of

years I'm gonna have to dump you it's a

natural course of a country stars career

you write a book about your heartaches

and they'll turn it into a movie Emilio

Estevez will play me by the way

Oh where's your little cousin Tammy

living these days oh you silly boy I

should just thank you oh sure now you

come around unhook your phones me

hearties and crocodile your way to

Neverland double three one three Oh

be like Peter Pan rescue the children

and you could win $5,000 to plan your

very own adventure of a lifetime ha ha

dial double-o-double five double three

one three go come on me hearties get

them phones off the hook dial

double-o-double five double three one

three Oh

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that was little dollar Swinson a very

talented young lady whose father gave me

a great deal on this suit too much now

I'd like to introduce you to our judges

first we have mr. Harold James and next

we have City Councilwoman of our fair

city

mrs. June we have talent agent Marty

Olsen of the Morris office of Chicago

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now it's my pleasure to introduce to you

a group that's gonna make its mark on

the country music scene real soon Madi

Haskell

thank you folks without right neighborly

round of applause I want to sing this

song for my dad Paul he got up every

morning to work the coal mines and who

taught me what it means to be a man this

is for you

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well we may come and women may go but

they won't let you ride in three feet of

snow and when you get sweaty a horse

won't complain

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he comes

so fix me some vittles and get all that

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and now the moment we've all been

waiting for

ladies my home phone number is please

somebody stop me before I get too funny

well without further ado it's time to

find out the winner of the second annual

Lam Talent Search Councilwoman cleaver

would you do the honors please Thank You

Don and the winner is little Darla

Swindon

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ha dad yeah you were clearly robbed if I

were you I'd have the contest held again

in another city where there's no

prejudice held against you doesn't

matter because we love you big deal and

one by two people one of whom has bird

legs you'll always be a star in my book

I said go away hi is it safe to come in

what do you want lardo oh I thought

you'd be I brought you something

you may not want to watch this right now

but it's a videotape of your performance

tonight oh good

did you get the part about me losing to

the devil child yeah well at least

future generations will get to see who

lonesome Eddie Haskell's final

appearance you're quitting

you wrote a beautiful song and you sang

it who ever would have thought you'd

have been so good

certainly not mere the beaver the beat

thought I was good who else everybody

did

you were much better than that little

screamer

you know I designed my own outfit too so

everybody's got dreams but few people

have the courage to get up there and

make a fool out of themselves like you

did tonight be proud of you like that's

gonna buy me a guitar shape swimming

pool then what Clark hassles you're

destined for something great someday I

know what it is but I sure hope you find

it before you kick see you lonesome

Clarence wait

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Thanks get out of here you big lug your

warping the floorboards

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let's go crazy

cruising today Jimmy's boy hungry to be

some lucky guy's catch of the day you're

under the legal limit that have to throw

you back in very bad tonight unhook your

phones me hearties and crocodile your

weight and never land on double O double

five double three one three Oh be like

Peter Pan rescue the children and you

could win $5,000 to plan your very own

adventure of a lifetime ha ha dial

double-o-double five double three one

three oh come on me hearties

get them bones off the hook dial

double-o-double five double three one

three Oh

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the day sole Pattinson began in 1872 but

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Australia letting go can be the hardest

part of all she's gonna have to face up

to makes death sooner or later it's time

to say goodbye about what we've gained

through having Megan our lives

Blake's fighting reality you weren't

supposed to die so soon we didn't even

get a chance to say goodbye properly

magic Nursery pets presents home and

away tonight

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