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03x18 - Teenage Rebellion

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The New Leave It to Beaver". Aired: March 19, 1983 – June 4, 1989.*
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Series focuses on Wally Cleaver and his younger brother, Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver as adults and with families of their own.

03x18 - Teenage Rebellion

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he took my diary she bit me look you can

see the teeth marks I didn't bite the

little weasel II bit himself Kevin did

you bite yourself well kind of but she

hit me for having you get your sister

back her diary and stop biting yourself

you always take her side oh I really

appreciate your keeping these things

cold for me over here my refrigerator is

so full I couldn't have another olive in

it my grandma follows food you'd think

the President of Japan was coming oh the

president of Japan a desert provide 60%

of Beaver love these business like mr.

Pooh Kudo does Islam be still afraid

that mr. Fukuda is gonna switch his

account to a larger firm he is so

worried he showed up at work every day

this week nobody get excited I got

everything under control

probably just a slipped disc nice bread

I don't know I was jogging in something

snap yeah when I first saw him he was

just lying by the side of the road

waving to me huh my way back to me

Barney was still there but let's get us

mom tell me there's no way I'm gonna be

able to make it to the party tonight

party party just plain without you

and I'm not invited Oh Eddie it's

nothing personal they just have an

important business meeting and they

don't want you to screw it up

just see if I invite them to my place

next time I wife is out of town

Mary Ellen see if he can help me

straighten up will you that's better

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63rd it 18 arrives 245 pounds

pretty good huh hemlock only 45 pounds

no way when you leave them laying around

who do you think picks it up and puts it

back in the rack get in the shower

before dad uses up all the hot water

oh good you guys are getting ready now

look I know I don't have to mention this

but I want you guys on your best

behavior night if you know you don't

have to mention it then why are you

bugging us Oliver look it's important

just do it please

hey Dad we ever let you down before

why is that have to have his business

party here anyway fathers always bring

their important clients home so when

they see that I have kids it makes it

harder to fire hey what are people

without kids do

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I'm telling you lump I have never

experienced pain like that in my life

not great Wally

paper napkins those are for the drinks

the linen ones are right there on the

table

Oh for cooter owns paper mills maybe we

should go a paper

Maryellen how's my breath keep the pack

hey Bea thief weren't big trouble if we

lose this account I'll lose my wife my

self-respect my Mercedes you relax just

want you to know that whatever happens

tonight I hold you responsible for this

whole stupid party hey attention

everybody our guest of honor is here

okay mr. bakudo has arrived

all right he's here at the door remember

everybody look short okay

but the games begin daddy what are you

doing here

hey you party without me is like a

martini without the c*ck waitress

this is really a very important business

function okay

and your mother let you wear this Oh mr.

Fukuda oh please come in Betty hi

honored to be welcome in man's house

CP I told you this was a great idea and

nice to see you again bumpy my associate

mr. Nagata stay Yamashita hi

bumpy rutherford say how about those

Tokyo Giants huh I'd like you to meet my

two sons this is Kip and this is Oliver

yeah fine-looking son and you wouldn't

believe what it cost to feed and clothe

two guys like us

I loved Godzilla brilliant great movie

this must be mr. bakudo I've heard so

much about you I'm June Cleaver my

friends as a band were right there are

many beautiful things to see in America

well but a nice thing to say hey buck

man allow me to introduce myself

edward haskell president of haskell

construction company and may I say sir

that's a very industrious country you

have there would you excuse me I have

some things to do in the kitchen

Eddie I think my sink is stuck just get

her to call she's a wiz with a snaky mr.

for kudo this is my brother Wally and

his wife Mary Ellen Wally does all of

our legal work oh and mr. fur kudo i'd

like you to meet mr. Clute these are

control Oh

chair Yellen

take me home anyway I think you people

are great at compact cars and

electronics Hey and you're not bad shots

either 20 or sn*pers got my uncle at

Guadalcanal

so you see why commercial property in

United States is such an attractive

investment brilliant summation mr.

Fukuda but excessive foreign ownership

is one of the reasons we have a 100

million dollar a day trade imbalance but

trade imbalance keeps interest rates low

and helps control inflation and we

really appreciate that but our national

debt is skyrocketing and your higher

tariffs are partly responsible for that

there goes the Mercedes if you are so

concerned about national debt why

doesn't your Congress raise taxes

careful that would mean a lot less money

for us to buy Japanese products

Americans will always buy our products

because they are superior oh well I have

yet to see a decent Japanese washing

machine

hey lumpy how's it going we have to k*ll

her half of that okay okay what's wrong

I cut it so even I know what you have to

give you hi guys how's mr. Rutherford

doing he didn't even have to spend the

night in the hospital

the doctor said the chest pains were

just anxiety that's good

how many people did it take it to carry

him to the car none they just sort of

rolled him kids don't walk through the

living room in your bare feet for a

while I'm not sure got a Paul glass head

he broke you know some people just

shouldn't drink Bob look these came for

you

where they're from mr. Fukuda he had a

wonderful time and he'd like to see me

tonight yeah but all you guys did was

argue all night oh that wasn't arguing

that was just a good healthy exchange of

ideas

is he a hunk grandma well I wouldn't

know about that but he's a charming

witty intelligent man dad may be off the

hook after all

mom you really don't have to do this for

my sake I'm not I'll see you and raise

you a dime I'll call to pair you lose oh

you boys should know better than to get

in a game with me I handle a deck of

cards like I handle for Kudo we'll try

to remember that

bumpy deal hey I bet that's grandma mr.

Fukuda hey this would be a good time to

ask him about his new municipal bond

fund you know what time it is no I don't

but uh I guess I could look up my new

Rolex Oliver go see if that's your

grandma you know it is pretty early

maybe they had a bad time don't even

think that they get along fine do you

know how much I paid for this watch

okay guys we're gonna play 1492 what's

that aces fours 9 2 s or wild well was

that your grandmother I don't know let

me see your face let's go crazy today

Jimmy's boy hungry are we so lucky guys

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boys wait up for me

oh no our poker game just broke up so

did you have a good time

oh it was lovely we had a delicious

dinner wonderful conversation and the

trade imbalance didn't come up once

this is cleaver out of all my friends

mother's you've always been my favorite

thank you good night boys well it sounds

like mr. Fudo enjoyed his last night in

Mayfield oh he isn't leaving tomorrow he

changed his mind we're having dinner

tomorrow night dinner tomorrow night

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honey I'm gonna go pick up the kids

so anything I can bring me bad well how

about a chainsaw I mean with a new

Fukuoka contrast we're gonna need one to

widen the door so I'm lumpy and beaver

can get their heads through here they

are Wally the new contracts you see the

numbers on these beauties hey what I

need is a name for my new yacht what do

we like better nouveau riche or

flaunting gee I don't know they're both

so good bye - I hope you feel up to this

well actually I what do you think he is

a namby-pamby lead Wally Reid so where

did mr. Facundo take your mom tonight ah

to that new sushi bar on 4th Street I

hate sushi fell was undercooked

hey Wally you bad back is about to

become just a bad memory come on in

Heidi

Heidi is a licensed masseuse in three

states oh not this one but who's gonna

know

I bet your back feels better already uh

come on Wally take your clothes off it's

nice to meet you Heidi Andy get her out

of here will ya you have business to

discuss

hey you can talk all you want Heidi

doesn't understand English isn't that

right you big dumb blonde forget it he

doesn't want a massage hey wait a minute

as long as she's here I've got this

little kink in my Mac here if that's

from bending over kissing mr. pakootas

feet Heidi go oaky don't have one of

Heidi's treatments but remember you

never saw me with any back problems this

is interesting the corporate officers

listed here are sessile wife akuto and

Sookie Fukuda so well Sookie's a woman's

name she's listed here as vice-president

of the corporation and she has the same

address you don't think she could be his

wife what of course it's not his wife

maybe a sister maybe his mother his

grandmother I mean in Japan different

generations live in the same house just

like you beef what are you talking about

of course it's his wife Japan is an

ideal society where women are

second-class citizens and you guys do

whatever they want hey that makes your

mom poo kudos private stash Eddie you're

the scum of the earth hey get on your

feet and say that oh oh sure Wally let

your little brother protect you

maybe are you sure that mr. Fukuda never

said anything about a wife why do you

keep harping on that dad dad

just a second Olli but dad your office

just called

mrs. Fukuda is looking for her husband

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I always love this song we should stop

singing it June I can't tell you how

I've enjoyed the past few days I can't

keep my mind on the business do you

really have to leave tomorrow not when

you put it that way if you could stay

I'd love to take you to the Mayfield

dinner theater tomorrow night that's so

tempting but I really must be heading

home well I guess I can't blame you as

they say home is where the heart is not

always June there is only one way I can

say how I feel

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this guy's in love with you

yes I'm in love who looks at you the way

I do okay

another store daddy let's go who is this

woman business associate nanny Stella

gonna online at hawk okuno tower city

Miska we shall be ashamed of yourself

don't make a scene she did not know I

was married married but now you know

truths please let me explain I think

you've done enough of a song and dance

for one night

goodbye mr. Fukuda I didn't know I

really didn't know he didn't tell me

never been so humiliated in my whole

life mrs. cleaver you know I don't

believe in pointing fingers but I never

would have let my mother go out with

that gigolo I can't believe mr. Fukuda

would do something like this I thought

he was an honorable man the guys in real

estate

what do you expect

well I'd love to sit here and chat with

you but I've got to get up early in the

morning and file for bankruptcy beaver I

never thought I'd end up the other woman

hey mr. Pooh kudos here maybe he wants

to blow off the other babe and marry you

excuse me beaver I'm gonna give this man

a piece of my mind everybody deserves a

second chance

that's the only reason you're still my

partner come on think about it

the guy is old maybe he forgot he was

married come in June my behavior was

inexcusable I won't argue with that you

see my first wife and I were happily

married for 40 years when she died I was

married only I should have met you then

is that I met Sookie

now I've met her to spending time with

you this last week talking about art

music politics I realized what I was

missing in my relationship with Sookie

even though I knew it was wrong I had to

be with you can you understand that you

are still angry yes I am I liked you

very much and it wasn't fair for you to

encourage me someday I hope you will

find it in your heart to forgive me

please tell your son that if he wishes

to cancel contract I will understand

I'll pass that along

goodbye sighs oh well goodbye John

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