02x24 - Got to Get You Out of My Life

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good morning mrs. Cleveland you look

radiant as ever that's sweat daddy and

beat it very nicely I might add house

might crack crew doing in your basement

they haven't shown up yet they're three

hours late I don't get it take it all

the way to the United States from

Honduras in a three-man rubber raft but

when they get here

they can't find a house a mile away

honey

yeah rest assured that you'll only be

paying for my time Eddie you were

supposed to turn my basement into a

playroom ages ago and it's still a

disgusting mess if you want to make an

omelet you've got to break some eggs

that play will finish and soon it shall

be your satisfaction on this job means

everything to me

coffee help yourself

I hate to mention it mrs. Cleveland

opened up the walls downstairs I got a

look at your wiring it's ancient looks

worse than my grandmother's neck I

strongly suggest that you allow Haskell

construction to completely rewire

otherwise this place could go up like a

grasshopper on a barbecue you really

think it's that important are you

kidding your safety means everything to

me not to mention the fact that I need

the money for my sport fishing trip in

Hawaii you know you really shouldn't be

doing that you can afford a plumber

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yep so life after death too late hey

Haskell I paid you 25 bucks for the

answers to mr. Stuart's history test and

guess what they were all wrong no well

the only explanation is that mr. Stuart

didn't give you the standardized test

and made up one on his own teach you

with initiative what's the world coming

to running back no I'd love to but my

business managers out of town and all my

corporate checks require to sing what do

you think I'm stupid

come on Bucky I'm in enough trouble as

it is I want my money back now Bucky

come on lay off Freddy's a creep but you

don't have to hurt him thank you

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well mrs. Hollingsworth your husband's

estate seems to be in order I hope that

the legal and financial services that my

brother and I have proposed will meet

with your satisfaction I'm sure they

will you both come highly recommended

we'll leave you alone while you make

sure everything's in order

can I get you anything coffee and a soft

drink oh my husband used to call them

soft drinks too

he was a special man hey Wally let's

head down to the go-kart track and why

what do we have here

I lost my husband hey I would check in

the bar down the street

oh I'm sorry Fran with the state that

the world is in today he's probably

better off that solid businessman and a

close personal friend of the cleavers

I'm Katherine Hollingsworth Frank

Hollingsworth home lady man you must be

sitting pretty I'm in the building

business by itself

Haskell construction wood grain no now

just might be the time to build that

spare room that you've always been so

shi'ites mentioned to you or not

I do give widows discounts especially to

a nasty little vixen like you

real nice lady maybe I can fix her up

with some nice guy

what about me okay you fix her up with

somebody dumpling and a Halloween

costume this far ahead yeah but if you

wait to the last minute he'll end up

like ducky last year sticking the hose

in this method known as a vacuum man

Haskell why Kelly what a lovely outfit

you're wearing what are you doing in

town well what's the say I'm laying low

until I get a clear reading on treason

bars soda how much you are salt me no

one pulls coins in my town for the

cleavers hits on the house hey hey

what's that here take these I'm not a

thirsty as I thought yeah mama I can't

believe Ballmer gave us his sonís I

guess he's not the creep everyone thinks

he is there you are caught you

red-handed your little thieves

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kip cleaver I can't believe it suspended

a week for fighting grandma wasn't my

fault

one of pretty Haskell's grand schemes

backfired and I pay for it well your

father's not gonna be very pleased about

this oh and why tell him to teach him a

lesson

I say we torch his truck didn't do

anything I say we torch any Catherine

Hollingsworth was just about to sign the

contracts and any waltzes into the

office and charms her where that lady

has some grip I thought his head was

gonna pop finish him off hold it hold it

officer what happened that seems your

kids were caught accepting stolen

property what thank you very much

officer we'll take care of this now

would you mind running this by us again

this time a little slower

suspended what do you mean

hello good afternoon mrs. cleaver here

I was wondering have you made the wise

decision to have to rewire and done on

your house I must know today I'll have

to pay full airfare to Honolulu

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I don't believe in carrying tail

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hi mrs. cleaver that's a lovely dress

very that's a lovely dress

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Oh Tom is having the worst nightmare

it's over so you can go back to sleep

and might I add

that's a lovely night round you're

wearing oh he's a wonderful man I tell

that to Kip - but I don't really mean it

hey keep your shirt on Sam

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are you alright nobody in this family is

ever gonna see it any of those in law

schools again

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why are you still in your pajamas gonna

be late for school

I was suspended remember I'm sorry good

morning popular may fuel residence

hey mrs. cleaver that's a lovely dress

you're wearing I just stopped by to

personally tell you that my little

worker bees won't be showing up this

morning but tomorrow we get right on

that rewiring there's not gonna be any

rewiring did I fail to mention that your

hair this morning looks pretty much like

an angel I don't know if you're aware

what went on here yesterday but because

of you Wally and Beaver lost a very

important account and because of Freddie

Kip was suspended from school and

because of b*mber Oliver and Kelly were

picked up for shoplifting

bombers in town trouble 35 years ago

with you and Wally were selling candy

bars for the church and you kept the

money the Lord told me to is no longer

open to you and that goes for your kids

too the Palmer happen to mention where

he was staying

I mean it Eddie ever since we've known

you the Haskell's have caused us nothing

but pain and misery this house is off

limit to the Haskell's form good boy

somebody get up on a long side of the

bed this Haskell Freddy did get me

suspended from school hey When I was

your age I used to charge kids for that

good morning cleavers son number two bye

Eddie

hey not you too you can't do this you

think about our kids oh I am fine if

that's the way you feel after all I've

done for you what have you ever done for

me plenty like what well hey I know what

about that time when you were a little

rat and you spilled that baseball glove

oil on Wally's jacket who bailed you out

then huh squirt that's all you can come

up with and don't ever call me squirt

again

don't forget your jacket it out he won't

stand out there forever why didn't you

open the door look I'm sorry to tell you

this but you're no longer welcome here I

can understand that sort of nonsense

from the beaver but not from the

beautiful wife of my best friend I know

I say that to Lumpy's wife too but I

don't need

they made me - well how good I'm sorry

but one day she'll wake up and leave you

and then I can see her again why don't

we skip work today

oh boy stuff you and we'll sh**t some

pool I'll let you break look I can't see

anymore

I know it's hard but try to understand

what is this the airport scene from

Casablanca for you but the more I tried

to defend you the more I realized that

mom was right

I got your favorite Pez I'm sorry Eddie

I just can't pal around with you anymore

why not just cuz your mommy sister

Eddie you messed up the biggest account

of my life you said all our friendship

means to you Bali

do you remember fifth grade we became

blood brothers

yeah you cut me with a rusty knife and I

had to get a tetanus shot fine who needs

you anyway jack

then you know something I don't think

your mom looks as good as everyone says

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yeah Wally what's going on oh nothing

much hey what are you doing home on a

Saturday night nothing you and Freddie

always went to

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qawalli it's been three weeks don't you

miss mr. Haskell at all why should I

miss him he's two-faced unthoughtful

insincere dishonest and cheap yeah I

miss Freddy - you don't cube sometimes

I'd be working like crazy in my office

Eddie would barge in begging me to go

down to the track or go have a beer ah

too much work to do I'd say next thing I

know I'd be throwing back a cold one and

yelling at horses sometimes I'd have to

pull an all-nighter just to get the work

done but it was so much fun it was

always worth it yeah Freddie's the same

way except the part about the beer boy I

sure know how to enjoy life yeah even if

they ruin yours in the process

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hey who are you calling it's not that

son of a beaver Kip cleaver is it Kip

Kip who don't get a kidder

I don't want you calling that lowlife

won't see where I'm your phone call

could hurt sir you pick up that phone

I'll show you where it could hurt my

friend

I miss him your weak boy what are the

cleavers ever done for us well Wally was

best man at your wedding mrs. cleaver

brought food over every night after mom

had her accident yeah did she ever once

offer to wash a dish her an odd bunch at

best a few tolerate us alone understand

us cleavers the only friends we've ever

had all I know is that they besmirched

the Haskell name I don't care if I ever

see him again who needs him anyway we do

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did you know your brother was in town

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quick

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well I think it's under control now I

don't know what happened I tried to warn

you about the faulty wiring but my

expertise was ignored Oh Eddie I'm sorry

I didn't believe you I just thought you

were trying to get extra money out of me

after all the kindness that the cleavers

have bestowed upon the Haskell's I

better be going

Eddie wait you saved our lives and my

snow collection don't you got rid of

those I would have done it for anybody

there may be a passel cross again

someday Eddie Eddie I did you a terrible

injustice you and your family by kicking

you out of our lives mom think what

you're saying

a true friend accepts a person's

frailties and imperfections that he

likes um in spite of them Eddie we made

a mistake can you ever forgive us

I don't know them the Haskell feelings

have really been put to the test it's

something I'll have to think about

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I thought about it apology accepted

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welcome back friend miss Yulan over

these last three weeks spent lon

mr. Haskell talk Freddy can take my date

out Tuesday night

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creation of eagle was aglow a success

mr. Shirley did the trick sir I haven't

seen that much smoke since I'm gone and

he wanted to get out of the clothing

business you're the best

truer words were never I can't believe

you'd stoop to this

nice fry Eddie you're not gonna tell

anybody are you know I guess if you'd go

to all the trouble to burn down our

house you must really like us Thanks

and I promise never to call you squirt

again yeah well remember the time you

fixed it with Wally when I spoke the

glove oil on his jacket yeah you've got

squirt of Theodore we're even son what

do you say we go get a man's breakfast

hey Beave would you care to join us I

said we're even give me that

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