02x18 - Super Sunday

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I had a great time tonight Mickey I had

no idea go-cart track could be so

romantic

yeah well I'll see you tomorrow

no I really don't want to

all right I hate doing that

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hey Dad talks about even midnight yet

what happened Simone dumped you I was

just kidding

well Simone wasn't I don't know what

happened we're having a nice romantic

dinner I had steak she had Lobster

she held my hand through the entire meal

must had a hard time cutting your meat

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we went back to her place and I started

to get out of the car she said not to

bother to unbuckle she said she'd been

thinking about it a lot and we didn't

have the kind of relationship I wanted

see then I don't get it

I mean you guys were going out for three

months right I even saw your kisser

right in the car I don't get it either I

mean the only argument we ever had is

whether tomato is a fruit or a vegetable

I think it's a vegetable oh sure take

her side dad I'm sorry

me too I wish you just said something

before dinner do you know what they

charge for seven pound lobster come on

you can't let this thing get you down

you remember Charlene Salerno your first

girlfriend right well we broke up you

know what you said to me to go talk to

your uncle Wally nothing you said Kip

life is like a grindstone

you neither shiny up or wears you out

yep I sure hope it helped you a lot more

than its helping me

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I can't wait all next Sunday this is

gonna be the best Super Bowl yet you

know I was thinking I haven't a bunch of

the guys over GB rent one of those

big-screen TVs and get a keg of beer

peanuts popcorn we just like being at

the game except for the glamour

excitement pageantry you've always

dreamed about going to the Super Bowl

why don't you go yeah dad you should

after your Super Bowl party last year we

had to get new carpeting I'd love to go

to the Super Bowl someday but you kind

of planned months in advance in Los

Angeles this year you know I have to get

plane reservations hotel reservations

tickets to the game it'd be impossible

Wally that's the same negative attitude

you had when we wanted to see George

Harrison and we wound up sitting third

row center that worked out real great

we drove 500 miles to see a guy whose

voice gave out and didn't even sing my

sweet lord

George Harrison you're grounded

oh boy chocolate-chip cookies can I help

sure go outside and play dear honey it's

on all right you're nuts mom you're not

too normal yourself

hey listen mom I'm gonna have a bunch of

the guys over for the Super Bowl on

Sunday can I borrow your popcorn popper

sure and your folding chairs sure and

your big coffee maker Wally why don't

you just have the party here mom I

wouldn't want to put you out

Oh Wallace Eddie hi mrs. cleaver what a

lovely apron you're wearing Thank You

Wally the kid has something to tell you

proceed son well mr. cleaver the story

begins last year my frugal mother

returned enough pop bottles to send me

to camp India Noah on beautiful Lake

Mendota

well one balmy day quicker well we went

sailing and this feeb fell into the

water and I gave him mouth-to-mouth and

saved his wretched life kids old man

turns out to be the backfield coach of

this year's AFC champs so I put my kid

on the phone and remind him that if it

wasn't for my son his bear hair kid it'd

be a condo for the fishes heartwarming

story hey you haven't heard the best

part

my thoughtful reminder touched the

coach's heartstrings he's come up with

four tickets to the Super Bowl and I'm

inviting you to this year's Super Bowl

yeah

you're inviting me I can't believe it

this is the greatest thing that ever

happened to me no no meeting me was the

greatest thing ever happened yeah well

whatever you want Eddie I'll pay for it

hey that's the beauty of this deal we

sell the other two duckets the whole

trip is Rattus don't you want to go well

as my father pointed out I'm still young

and he doesn't want me around hey I'm

gonna call my secretary she'll make on

the plane reservations the hotel even

get us a car Oh Wally can I see you for

a second alone you two go ahead I'll

just stay right here and make sure that

the little tyke doesn't get his fingers

in the cookie dough

I'm so glad you're gonna go to the game

she'd be a lot of fun you want a ticket

mom but I know beaver love to go he's

been putting up a pretty good friend

ever since a mohawk up with him but he's

really been down lately yeah that was

rough you know I even saw him kiss her

once right in the car I think going to

the game would really bolster his

spirits you're right

I'll get another ticket from Eddie even

if I have to threaten to tell Gert what

happened at the plywood convention I've

got four Kudo eating out of my hand

hi babe hi boys all right nice hat hey

babe what are you doing Sunday I'm

coming to your party

oh you can't oh come on I promise I

won't spoil anything on your new carpet

I'm going to the Super Bowl and I'm

taking you with me

Super Bowl me ah gee thanks Wally that's

great I can hardly believe it where'd

you get two tickets Eddie he's got four

of them four tickets Eddie

Beaver Wally hey there's one left you're

right yep two E's phone number

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right

thank you I'm building Super Bowl I

don't believe it I can't thank you

enough

yes you can 14 times of 2016 G there it

is

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thanks again Wally I'm sorry sir I think

you're my seat no I don't think so

a 16h 19h listen my brother and too bad

looking forward to a good game of gin

rummy bye

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sorry

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sorry hey Wow hey beaver flavor

hey shouldn't you be downstairs on the

doggy deck oh you guys made the flight

not only that but what Lions standby and

they put us up in first class face it

God loves me I always fly first class

you have to the seats are bigger hey

come on I want to get back I want to

make some prank calls on that sky phone

you don't get on this you've got no

right to wear pants some drinks between

the altitude and the booze you may have

a chance I know at first your friends

seem a little obnoxious but once you get

to know them they're okay no they're

worse think of are you back your change

would you like to order a drink oh no

thanks uh may I buy you one

well I'd like nothing more

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first class is great you raise your head

up to gawk at some Dame when you put it

back there's three fellows behind it

yeah I fell asleep of the stewardess

covered me with two blankets that was me

I got tired of looking at your face glad

you guys are having such a great trip

having the time of my life hey lady

can you puff on that poison stick harder

so that we can all buy the farm a little

sooner it gets you later strip poker

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have you ever been to the Super Bowl

before the last five you must be a big

football fan football baseball

basketball you name it I just love a man

in a uniform I was in the Air National

Guard

you'll love the Super Bowl have you ever

been no this is my first one it's like

the World Series New Year's Eve and your

first kiss all rolled into one

maybe if I see you there I could buy you

a hot dog or something I'd like that but

I won't be going my girlfriends tickets

fell through but you know what they say

life is like a grindstone it either

shines you up or wears you out I would

do anything to go to that game you would

well maybe I can help you have an extra

ticket no but I'm sure I can get one it

didn't have any trouble getting this one

fantastic sure lucky running into you

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see listen thanks a lot and I'll take

care of you when we check out Kate yeah

here you go

Thanks sure Wally go ahead spoil Hey

I thought we were supposed to have two

rooms quit complaining that guy in had a

heart attack waiting for his luggage we

wouldn't have this one yeah it's only

two beds where are you three gonna sleep

sleep to to a bit hey there's no way I'm

gonna sleep with AB Eve I don't even

like it when Gert comes crawling in in

the middle of the night hey let's do

this the fairway rock-paper-scissors

okay hey come on beaver you guys go

ahead I'm gonna see if I can find

Kristina take it to the game hey good

luck huh hey come on guys let's go out

and do something all right

don't we go down the beach we'll rent

some bikes and go for a ride are you

kidding hey we're in LA let's prove this

trip the whiskey the raksin troubadour

the dialogue scene starlets the

universal tour better yet we'll find the

Beverly Hillbillies house huh what do

you say good guys hey guys

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it's about time

hey sorry but it took nine of those

little soaps to get me clean okay give

the kids a big kiss for me and a bigger

one for you I'll call you tomorrow honey

bye Mary Ellen Gert says hi ooh you're

white Oh any luck babe I've checked

everywhere there are a hundred thousand

seats in the Rose Bowl you think

somebody want to get rid of just one why

don't you go to the hospital check with

a guy whose room we got I did he says

he's going even if it kills him now look

you gave it your best shot and I don't

let it ruin your trip oh yeah that's

easy for you guys to say you're all

married hey don't rub it in I'm gonna

hit the sack yeah big day tomorrow

yeah me too Boston won't you hang this

up

well the mystery guest sign in please

maybe you shut up and hug that side of

the bed if you roll over I'm a goner

goodnight beef goodnight wash oh - ever

trim those toenails I'm a busy man Wally

I think I made a mistake you want to

sleep with lumpy no I kind of promised

Christine I'd get her a ticket you did

your best

yeah but if I don't get her a ticket

I'll never see her again there was

something about her I really liked yeah

her body I shut up after Simone and I

broke up I didn't think I'd ever get

involved with anybody again but if I

could take Christine to the game I'm

gonna be a pretty impressive first date

all right

I'd never ask under any other

circumstances but good night babe will

you guys wrap it up

this is important yeah it's important

you're trying to weasel Wally out of his

ticket if you did come through for this

babe oh you big

look beef you know I'd do anything for

you but that's okay Wally it's not so

bad living with mom can I speak to you

in private now now oh you aren't

seriously considering giving the beaver

your ticket are you don't look the poor

guy just getting over a bad relationship

we all have bad relationships I'm still

married to mine but he's my brother

hey you've been wanting to go to the

Super Bowl for 20 years for once in your

life do something that you want to do

instead of being such a disgustingly

nice person

you're probably right lump Thanks look

these I'd really like to help you out

but but I Wally would you do me a very

big favor sure mom

in a few years you're gonna be able

going away to school and well you won't

be with your brother anymore you can

understand that can't you

well sure mom a few years I'll be

folding - yes well in the time that you

are here together it would make me very

happy if you'd be as nice as you can -

Theodore would you do that for me

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you and Christine have a good time at

the game all right I can't thank you

enough

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I don't know about you guys but I'm

getting on television

this is so exciting these seats are

wonderful

thank you for your door I'm just glad

you could come

oh I'm so sorry about your brother I

hope he feels better

Christine are you getting prettier all

the time oh yeah I think you were still

in Paris no no I got back two months ago

look I got to run but if you get a

chance come up and see me in the press

box okay oh you hang I'll see you later

bye bye who was that oh it's just a

friend

please rise for our national anthem

formed by jazz great stop ah ah keep

Abdullah

always good play a snappier song

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need to take it no I'm holding this for

some guy who went to the restroom

how much 70 30 yards left 300 bucks 250

300 275 300 deal you ever gonna

compromise a compromise it's for lawyers

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what's the problem would you pay for

this huh wouldn't you like to know it's

counterfeit

phony of the blonde oriental what how

can you tell

wouldn't you like to know

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and place the oxygen mask over your nose

why was that a game that was the most

exciting game I hate ether can it or put

me out of my misery I mean it knock off

the racket hey Beave over here

so did you have a good time well the

first half was fantastic but then at

halftime she went to say hi to some guy

at the press box never came back what

you mean I gave you my ticket so you

could take some bimbo and I had to watch

the game in a sleazy bar on a brewery TV

I'm terribly sorry Wally but you were so

sure you could get a ticket oh yeah I

got a ticket all right I got a $300

phony I'll pay you back in that case it

was 500

Lumpy's right I am a pushover

no I am I should have known that

Kristine was a lot more interested in

that ticket than she wasn't me maybe she

got all caught up in the excitement of

the game you know how long the lines are

at the ladies room

nice try Wally but I'm the stupid one I

should have never asked you for that

ticket

forget about it I know how much you want

to go to that game you're the most

generous person I know

you're my brother and I love you and I

promise someday I'll find a way to pay

you back I think you just did

oh here this is for you boy souvenir

jacket

hey thanks babe I think Christine she

left it when she went to the press box

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