01x23 - While the Beav's Away

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it's not unusual for one little mistake

to grow into a situation beyond your

control

and sometimes the only way out of it is

to do the wrong thing for the right

reason because you love someone and

that's what our stories about at this

episode of still a beaver

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come on Tuffy's pulled over what's the

difference you can hit the ground if you

saw a building

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nice working the righties oh man plunk

yard I think I hear my dad calling

yeah you hit it you get it hey guys my

ball we lost last week looking for it

come on to the fine has my name written

on it come on give him a break

mr. slump the meanest man in the world I

heard the last kid that went in his yard

never came out

come on stop stalling and go get my ball

who's gonna make it I am

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I'll be right back

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go on Ali be brave

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you're looking for this honey I am sick

of this

are you boys hitting ba*ls into my yard

for 30 years now even the girls are

doing it if this happens again I'll make

sure that you are locked up for good

now take your ball and get off my

property hey people will you hurry up I

don't want to have to chase a plane down

the runway I really appreciate you

taking me to the airport while Ike and I

am gonna bring you a nice souvenir fine

another one of those plates with a

picture of the State Capitol they're

worth a whole lot more if you have the

whole set I think y'all this is an

important account and I want to be

prepared I took my business suit my

casual suit my swimsuit my sweat suit

how about your rocket suit for when you

miss a plane ride make sure the boys do

their homework take a bath and brush

their teeth paper I've do those things

when you're here oh yeah don't forget

tomorrow's always class picture so lay

out a suit I've already done it fever

I've got a class reunion meeting in my

house on Thursday night I'd kind of like

to be there fine don't it all three

tomatoes sugar rush any bars that's what

they're called truth in advertising come

on let's go

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have you got a toothache

yeah I'm just practicing smiles for my

class picture could use a little more

enthusiasm it's hard to be enthusiatic

ties cutting off your air supply come

here maybe we can undo this top button

until picture taking time Thanks

I'm gonna get a job where you don't

gotta wear a tie like a plumber or a

monkey trainer oh it's a comp mm-hmm

smells like chocolate to me it's a

chocolate a sugar rush candy bar now

what your father told you about these

but they're bad for my teeth it might

make me go nuts like that lady who lives

in the fountain downtown close it number

you know I'm surprised at you just

because your father's out of town

doesn't mean you can take advantage of

me oh come on grandma you wouldn't be a

kid if you didn't try to get away with

something well that's huh well he's

wasting his time child hasn't been born

who could put something over I'm June

Cleaver Oh Oh be careful not to spill on

your suit at lunch

oh don't worry grandma on picture day

all the guys take the clothes off and

they even bet

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hi hi olli want to play I'm still

wearing my picture said they already

took the picture and you'll ever wear it

again unless somebody kills over before

you go out of it

man I better not come on you dirty not

the way you play Holi Peter guy I gotta

write to you so you won't even have to

sweat well I guess maybe a couple

get ready for my curve market

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ah you can have that

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kind of hard to miss

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don't let you got beat up by this big

guy make you two big guys tell them

you're lucky be alive and that way

you'll be off the hook and the huggy cuz

you're still read it and everybody's

happy thanks anyways Duffy my grandma's

too smart even for a slimey kid like you

yeah bye did you ever see Ollie again

don't worry about him his family doesn't

go for hitting they just want him to

feel bad about what he did

I'd rather get the belt I don't want to

play w*r so let's find the ball

I got it hey hey Ethan grounded

hey you kids

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I'll sleep

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yeah I know it's real funny no not at

all just thank you

you should wear my pink and I use that

lemon stuff mom washes the dishes with

say you smell good

you're a real lifesaver

Kelly if you are my sister I could

probably change in front of you but

since you're only my cousin you'll have

to wait in the bathroom

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No

you're finally home yeah

and boy am i lucky - maybe you didn't

notice my suit it's hard to miss have

you been out playing no I came straight

home like he told me but before I got

here I got jumped by this big guy no I'm

still breathing will you come in the

living room please just let me change

first

now mr. slog what are you doing here

he's here for an apology really what do

you do wrong only thing I did wrong was

not calling the police mr. Sloane said

you broke his window I didn't break no

window he's lying Oliver did you play

ball on the way home from school today

well it wasn't a real game or anything

all right then you tell mr. Sloane that

you're sorry no I mean apologizing for

this and I didn't do well this is

exactly what I expect from kids these

days it's the way they're brought up no

discipline no respect for their elders

not in my family

Oliver you apologize to mr. Sloane no I

won't he's just making this up good he's

a mean old man however that enough I'm

terribly sorry

you get your apology I assure you I

won't be holding my breath good day

Oliver I have never been so embarrassed

in my whole life

grandma why don't you believe me

how can i this morning you try to tell

me that a candy bar is a cone then you

say you were attacked when you were

really playing baseball and now mr.

Sloane brings me proof that your ball

went through his window he could bring

you a trillion baseball's with my name

on him but I still didn't break no

window Oliver I don't want to hear

another word out of you until it's an

apology okay fine then these are the

last words you're gonna hear from me

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you're next grandma thank you

how are your eggs ollie hold so how'd

you sleep us my grandma just fine dear

yeah me too how about you ollie oh I

just look fine

but someone probably wouldn't believe me

come on boys get away tell Graham I have

two legs and I can use them to walk to

school

grandma what are you two gonna start

talking again ask your brother

it's up to him

hello hi dad Oh everything's wonderful

couldn't be better what's the matter

I'm just getting my complimentary

massage well it's not a regular service

they ran out of fruit baskets so uh how

did all of his class photo go oh you did

fine when he left the house Kip well

he's taking a sudden interest in

interpersonal communication she's

probably trying to meet a girl well

everything's fine here and it sure does

make me feel good knowing that you've

got everything under control

bye grandma why didn't you tell Dad

about Oliver because I can handle this

myself thank you you don't have to get

mad at me I'm not a little liar

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yes Julie I just like to say I can't

think of anyone who could do a better

job of organizing this reunion than

Wally cleaver Julie's still trying to

land a plane on Wally's runway well

thank you very much Julie

recording secretary please make note of

the fact that President is first meeting

our lumpy Ruth Clarence Rutherford deck

and where Haskell tewi Brown and Julie

Foster oh and don't forget Mary Ellen

Rogers Mary Ellen Rogers a cleaver

yeah well I I think the first thing we

ought to do is assign committee heads

anybody willing to take food try a lumpy

he'll take it any way you can get it

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I'll take care of food honey okay great

and all higher the entertainment

hey I object anybody that was president

of the future foot doctors Club has got

no right being in charge of

entertainment hey do you like the guy I

hired to make the animal balloons at

your bachelor party

it's not that too weak it's just that

you're the biggest bore I've ever known

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none taken

Joey just get a band we can all dance to

okay yeah the invitations are probably

gonna be the hardest job what with

trying to track everybody down now I'm

willing to be in charge but I need

somebody to work very closely with me

yes Julie I'll do whatever you want

Wally honey on second thought

since we live in the same house it had

probably be more convenient if I worked

with you Julie dear do you think you

possibly could handle refreshments all

by yourself oh I'd love to Mary Ellen

and Wally I'll come by your office

tomorrow and we'll discuss the menus

perhaps a wine tasting excuse me for

interrupting but I need to talk to you

uncle Wally it's important hey what's

the sport doing here he didn't graduate

with us neither did you Eddie

Oh Kip um we can talk in the kitchen Oh

be right back

Wally he just got to do something about

Ollie and grandma huh still at it huh

they're driving me crazy

they're not even talking to each other

dad's gonna be home tomorrow well look I

just don't see what I can do you know

your grandmother has a mind of her own

then talk to Holly he doesn't have a

mind at all don't care okay I'll uh I'll

come over later and see what I can do

but don't tell your grandma she wouldn't

want me to interfere Thanks

I better get back before grandma gets

suspicious she could fix up all the room

for jessiemae antenna

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what are you doing here what am I doing

here

well I woke up from a nap and my guess I

thought I still lived here I'm gonna cut

down on my caseload

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what she was a lot easier to get up that

way when there was a tree I didn't want

your grandma to see me

oh you joint speaking either it's not

bad it's just that I think it would be a

good idea if you apologize to mr. Sloane

and I'd rather she thought it was your

decision you don't believe me either

Holly it's no longer a question of the

truth right now it's more important to

Julia grandma make up but I didn't do

nothing

look I never had a client is it even

claimed they were innocent and whether

they're guilty or not my job is to give

them the best advice I can but I thought

if I told the truth nothing bad was

supposed to happen Oliver

I wish life were that simple but the

truth is not always black and white if

you want to have any peace in this

family you're gonna have to swallow your

pride and apologize

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grandma Oliver I'm ready to go to mr.

Sloan's now

Hey

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oh so it's you yes sir

I came by to say I'm sorry my ball broke

your window and you were a little late

for that some kid named dumpy or

something I already owned up to it

Debbie Guthrie why in the world would he

do something like that

the little delinquents said he was so

upset he couldn't even watch TV huh good

I say so it wasn't you that's what I've

been trying to tell you

doesn't matter what you kid through the

ball I beg your pardon you heard me they

were all a bunch of troublemakers mr.

Sloane I think my grandson has proven

he's anything but a troublemaker and if

you can't appreciate what he's done here

today then why don't you take a long

walk off a short pier

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man thinking you were a liar I guess I

didn't believe you either

it's okay grandma he doesn't have no

reason to believe me but I don't

understand why did you do this well I

may not make any sense but remember last

summer that fellow's my bike and my

dose scraped up and scabby and I

came in sort of crying and everything

yeah well he made those silly faces when

he put on the iodine so it didn't stink

so bad I don't know how you did it but

whenever you took the bandage off it

never hurt what has this got to do with

mr. Sloan well

get yelled at my old mr. Schwimmer

turned a lot less and if I had to take

off my own band-A*DS you know I don't

think anyone's ever said anything nicer

to me

come on let's treat ourselves to a

couple of sugar rush candy bars cause

the line oh come on

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yeah tip wake up at home hi dad

what time is it it's almost midnight not

late I must have dozed off hours ago so

how was the trip great we got the

account congratulations dad give me any

stewardesses on the plane no I couldn't

even get them when I spilled hot coffee

on my lap so how'd everything go here

everything was great

couldn't have been better best time we

ever had you know that really takes a

load off my mind

maybe y'all go out of town more often

now it's great that just promise me one

thing okay sure what's that next time

take me with you

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