01x23 - Saboteur

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I want to put our best shoe forward for

the parade of all district schools well

and because we we Vice Principals well

we we like to outdo each other with the

float I'm sure we all want to see me

I'll do the other VP don't we tradition

or no tradition the parade the school

tab is fun the dance is fun but

Petrowski taking all the credit for a

float that we build by air what

tradition is he talking about well every

year a group of elite eighth graders

sabotage the float I mean we don't want

to give Petrovsky any extra credit and

it's up to us to mastermind this year's

scheme you guys that sounds great

Lyman well fine you can help you can no

why do you come and help with more out

huh yeah and clean up make sandwiches no

Tucker I want to do this I can Beca

uh I'm sorry no offense or anything but

you couldn't pull something off like

this if your life depended on it

requires a special kind of mind yeah but

if you want to hang out with us you

could have beer you want and just so you

know my sandwiches I'd like to crust cut

off

yeah yeah well Christine sometime I just

want to fake automatically assume that

we can't do this will forget them

Christine we'll do it ourselves Takei

yeah I think we can show Tucker James

that were perfectly capable of doing

this all on our own

all right what about up bulldozers

knowing a giant paper shredder oh I'm

thrower yeah really and Matt if you

remotely realistic yeah okay how about

this what if we fill up atrocities pants

full of catnip and then fill the float

full of cats that's good

hi tiger suspicious looks you guys no no

no not hardly never aha

okay then well that's a good thing

you're not finding anything because they

here Petroski is probably what he's

gonna do to you too if you get caught

that was close Boise anyway Darby

something will she knew all right now

for a planet vaccine it's gotta be beat

you diabolical

you know I know we couldn't I bunch some

cans the backup loads and make all the

noise I know we could wait we can let

all the air and bicycle tires okay we

could record a dog barking and then play

it so it sounds like the cat's barking

definitely need some help yeah I know

it's like Petrovsky has eyes on the back

of you stupid if he's watching us every

second they were saying James huh I just

wish I was g*y nothing sir oh look it's

mr. tux he's done on fire

look hmm really

I've got my eye on you James you can

hide but you can't hide

get me those aren't allowed on school

grounds oh let me see let me just let me

just how many times have I heard that

nothing more to see here back to your

classrooms

well well look at this Oh looks like

you're really putting the old cat in the

box there good work good work

did you see there we need her on our

team we need her on our team it's

perfect for Trask he'll never suspect

her thank you I guess

what are you doing are you in it sounds

excellent Becca I know you're just but

security is crucial we need to go

high-tech and get walkie-talkies yeah

yeah and we also need to keep things a

secret from um uh Kurt a Eames Jan Isles

me on vacay cuz if they find out I mean

we're toast they're gonna sabotage the

float and uh do you think they know

anything uh they're smarter than they

look that's not hard to believe go go go

go fine fine I'll do it dinner right no

no no no I'll go I'll go I'll go

here I go here I go yeah hi tiger

fine how are you

see anything you like would you look at

that what is he doing talking to dark

barbie do you think he knows

i bet he's trying to get secrets i bet

he's trying to to win her over with wit

and charm

is low tucker james if you think your

little tricks can stop me think again

come on

darby

let's go

talk to you later

to sink

i have admired you from afar

for all of this time

let's go to the guest casbah

what is it

well i don't know it's something they

say in the movies

lose inches lose bounds lose that

negative self-image

um

hello

back

tucker yeah hi i i really need to talk i

can't think i can sleep i know it sounds

stupid it's ridiculous do you know what

time it is i can't tell time anymore

okay what is it

um

it's

it's about this whole

sabotaging the float thing i really need

to talk about it

see this is when i would usually break

down and tell tucker everything that'd

be just like me but i'm not gonna let

him trick me into it this time this time

the joke's gonna be on him

now uh i know this probably sounds like

history repeating itself but

it's just that whatever i think about

darby

i get the same feeling that i get from

when i used to think about carrie you

know

but i i don't want to mess up this time

you know i

so i i was just wondering if you had any

ideas

or well what would you do in this

situation huh

what would i do yeah well have you

talked to darby well that she said i

want to i want to

so badly

it's just

it's not happening

well good okay because i don't

appreciate you poking your little nose

around you better make sure you don't

talk to her

what oh don't give me this innocent act

tucker james

i mean first you don't even give me a

chance and then you purposely try to

wreck everything for me

this means w*r

stick around for more flash forward

um mr petrowski um i don't know if

you've noticed but there's been um a few

people trying to pull off some things

around here

oh no no

um what i meant was have you ever

considered um having a float monitor you

know just to keep an eye on people make

sure they're not planning things uh is

that an offer miss fisher

it's a

suggestion well thank goodness for

people like you people i can count on

yes

consider yourself

float cop

a paper mache cat torn apart by real

dogs

a wrap

hi miss pratt

um could you show us where mr petrosky

keeps all the stuff he takes

you wouldn't believe what some kids

bring to school these days

here take it

you girls are so sweet you make my teeth

hurt

his stash is like legendary we couldn't

have done better if we planned it becca

we did plant it

oh yeah

yeah it's good for us

okay let's get all this stuff out of

here

and then you guys go out the back while

i return the key okay

here

whoa

we're just so totally devious

it's rotten it's against school rules

and it's hugely bad i am so proud of

myself

tucker uh let's review uh we're running

out of time

beckham patrowski are on to us and darby

couldn't help us not that you've asked

her to or anything

tucker you uh you got to tell me you got

something here man cause i'm miles

i know i made a mistake i let you down

yeah but i have an idea okay i got a

plan this is brilliant this is genius

okay so we're in the float right we're

in the float

and uh we get out of the float

we get out of the flow we begin just

spray the cl

crowd with

with what we sprayed them with what

what what oh right

so so we're in the float right yeah we

get out of the floor and we're spraying

we're spraying the

spraying the crowd with

us are you with me here or what

yeah yeah i'm with um so we're in the

float right yeah we're covered and we

get out of the float we

were

spraying

you know what

this is scary

oh that's right excellent becca

thanks

this life of crying stuff is so fun

so when do we spring our sabotage

okay okay

at the pep rally before the parade kay

petrowski will bring up the float and

he'll take all the credit then we do it

then creek the cat head opens and you

step out and everyone sees that you're

the mastermind miles and tucker

desperate amazement yeah tucker's eyes

roll up with tears

becca i was so wrong

and then you run

i can't wait

okay we've checked everything off our

list except for the last two things

yeah

yeah we should find out what they're

doing just in case they try to wreck our

plans

hi Tucker how's it going over there just

fine great we're having a

hoot huh are you sure yeah miles and I

are are great but we'd like it to be a

surprise okay we can't go into much

detail with Miss W

cough so did you get anything out of

Tucker nope but this leav us with one

choice to get it out of

Miles us oh the

plan well you see that's going that's

going very well Innovative and

surprising

surprising yeah yeah I mean even I'm

surprised that how surprised I am you

don't have a plan do you

miles yeah yeah we I no no no no no no

we're busted completely I mean look I

don't know where Tucker's mind is these

days but it's not an wrecking things

like it should be well what do you mean

what's the matter well I'm thinking it's

some sort of medical thing I mean

seriously have you smelled that new

Colon's weing oh yeah well I mean you

might be trying to cover up other

smells come on miles is just too weird

no I mean his concentration is shot too

look he wouldn't even go over to ask

Darby to help us out

Darby yeah so if you know anyone that's

doing anything to the float let me

know cuz it's really a shame seeing a

Criminal Mind like that go to

waste

yeah I can't believe I didn't pick up on

this Crush before now even after he came

to me for help I am so

dense so Tucker needs help does

he all right I admit it I'm a failure I

was wrong you were right p is going to

be taking all the credit and it was my

fault because I was the one supposed to

stop him oh no no I wouldn't say that

what do you mean I mean who else could

plan manage pulloff scarecrow tin man

what's your status over Roger scarecrow

delivery system fully installed awaiting

payload over I'm on my way over and

out no way

you what are the odds

uh back I mean if you still want any

help I I I could go make you some

sandwiches is that

all okay I get it Beck I made a bad call

he pulled it off you were right I mean I

should have seen it I'm an idiot

okay it doesn't matter I'm going to go

wait in the sidelines and maybe someone

will let me perch on their shoulder

Tucker actually I I don't think I could

pull this off right without

you

really stick around for more Flash

Forward perfect now all we have to do is

get you inside and we're all set um

there's been a slight change in our plan

I'm not going in there but Becca that's

the whole point what about your moments

of Glory Christine I already got what I

wanted now it's Tucker's turn so you go

what go no I I I I didn't even have plan

it no it was was yours go go go get in

there come

on ready

Becca blue

and wonderful job all right all right

calm down no settle down no

kids that's better well I am proud to

present my own personal pride and joy

the float that will have all the other

Vice principles stewing in their own

paste our own Wildcat

cat now I like to call him Dagmar after

my great uncle on my father's side ready

tin man ready scarecrow go Roger Roger

so put your our hands

together the eagle has

landed fire fire

fire my collection all right give me

that back hey

hey all right I see you I I want that

back you there I know who you

are all right that water P right now now

stop that I'm not

kidding you you I want name don't give

me that I know who you are right I'll

take this that's my chicken thank you

and you you there

Qui sh**t something out what all that is

stuff now C that out let let's see what

this baby can

do you did it Bea you pulled it

off get out of the way go go go go

let's see how this baby handles

Corners hold stop that

cat here

kitty stop I see

wa all right I see you now stop right

there all right you can run but you

can't hide from

me

all right Tucker James if you think you

can hide you're well you've got another

well you

can't

uh we can't get out it's jammed are you

guys okay we're not hurt just stuck I'll

go get the janitor I should leave you in

there to

rot it's okay take your time everything

worked out better than I planned tuck

what should I for an

encore

leave

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