01x18 - Apeward Bound

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football players okay no how many time

no there is an eight Fest this Friday at

bull bill all plan of the episodes

back-to-back yeah talked off in their

currents about one of the original

stunning said that oh yeah yeah

well we haven't think of a plan to get

there

what you got one

what do you mean you got a plan well how

do you think our field trip got changed

to boo Ville Gorge huh you mean you had

our science field trip relocated so we

could be closer to the ape fest well now

I just mentioned that boville was a

great place to study oolitic limestone

and mr. de Lacy took care of the rest

that is slick yeah well you're not the

only idea man around you know it's time

I have the plan and uh you can sweat the

details all right okay boss looks like

you got yourself a flunky

Safari this Friday Safari on a school

bus sorry I don't know one of those with

my parents in Kenya and that's not a

safari unless you're in a 4x4 being

chased by elephants everybody let's

listen up mr. de Lacy had a bit of a

mishap with well it was supposed to be a

frog but turned out to be a far more

dangerous reptile anyway I'll be subbing

for a few days

great there goes our field trip and your

plan yeah Mon I assume you'll be taking

us to bull veal Gorge then coach well

I'm not really prepared for for that I

was hoping you take the opportunity to

teach your survival training because now

what's another day in class for us you

know sitting in little chairs growing

soft just never mind forget I said

anything

there's only so much I owe no wait a

minute you're onto something bond yeah

let's face it it came to survival of the

fittest you bunch of cream puffs

wouldn't last til lunch

collecting rocks and leaves huh what

good is that gonna do you when society

crumbles around your ears huh

listen you stick with me I'll have you

making booby traps out of your boxer

shorts by lunchtime yeah why I remember

one time being stuck on a tropical

island with nothing but a two-bit tube

facing some lycra shorts reminder I got

the shirts fashioned bent into a

slingshot on suppertime I begged a wood

don't you just love nature

hi everybody and welcome to the all

right everybody listen up here - MS en

SUNY she's here in case any of you a

crack and decide to hug a tree or

something actually you will be looking

for markers on trees during your

orienteering exercise now each team will

get a compass and a map which is

cheating in my opinion because I

remember being lost in the jungle one

time with nothing but a belt buckle and

a broken shoelace lasts a minute

and I managed to fashion a snare and I

live for three days by drinking the dew

out spiderwebs and eating bugs tasty

fellas yeah full of protein nature's

snack crunchy on the outside do we coach

well technically foraging isn't on my

checklist but it might as well be empty

out your pockets drop those knapsacks

that goes for you to Fisher come on I

need this I need this look I can survive

on fried papers and fairy shrimp you

could survive without red flavoured none

none

all right everybody listen up here now I

realize not everyone is a seasoned

hardened woodsman like Fisher over here

so back up all right let's deploy we're

off to nature salad bar okay now at

every tree with a marker you will also

find a different shaped hole punch to

punch your cards and prove that you

found it huh

you are desert curse back wait up I just

wanted to ask a favor

hey Beck if we went and saw a movie all

day would you take our card and punch it

off at all the checkpoints and not tell

anyone

now why would we do that well we're

thinking maybe out of friendship don't

worry if not maybe I don't know you'd do

it for bud right here mmm

juice see oh it's sticky it's stanky and

it's all the chemical aromas any

convenience spray for better coverage Oh

give it to me please

deal Oh deal deal and see you at the

home base

I knew there bribing her was just part

of your brilliant master overall plan

Mon Capitan in these cheap bikes was a

clever idea

detailed man well getting them out here

in advance was brilliant master planning

big picture guy the key I forgot my

backpack

don't wait you brought a spare miles I

will follow you anywhere

captain

right

this is amazing

miles and I approve once again to be an

unbeatable combination

wild apes couldn't drag us apart

one marker down and nine

to go oh nine markers until the Porta

poot so I I guess this wouldn't be the

time to talk about a Babbling Brook

splashing slowly down a hill no

Christine or what about warm bath water

dripping into a tub no Christine don't

mag

fall that go away no I got to go

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too do you remember all the titles in

order you're kidding right but starting

from Planet of the Apes yeah first of

the classic talking monkey movie Beneath

the Planet of the Apes how can you be

beneath the planet wouldn't you think

it's like uh inside battle for escape

from and

uh Sneezy and doe you forgot conquest of

oh look there there's the shortcut well

wouldn't you think the highway would

bring us right into town yeah but if I'm

any good at geometry and you are this

road will shave 9 and 1/2 minutes off

our

turn well

uh why don't they build a highway over

there see this is why they didn't build

the highway out here it's like a

different planet yeah well at least

we'll be in just the right mood for the

movies a

flat thatch kit please

I I thought you weren't handling

details well it seems to me that this is

part of the overall bike

plan don't worry about it tuck I mean

you know you can ride up here with me

and

I we'll get it

later much better which way back to the

trail come on I don't know we've been

running and stopping and running and

stopping for the last 10 minutes I on

last track what Christina I had to go

really far off the trail because of the

boys and then there was poison ivy and

then there was this bird looking at me a

bird yeah yeah he kept looking at me

with this one big eye and then he

followed me like oh never never mind

it's it's my fault for picking on you so

we'll just find our way back from the

map so where is

it the

map okay that's sort of

a

see it was an emergency Christine it was

the only paper I

had it's okay we'll just find our way

back with the compass okay

um

except what oh great well what do we do

now it's a good thing we're shaving off

those precious seconds of our travel

time what you want to

Pedal oh there going down will be easy

okay M look out for the L

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my dad always does this what's that do I

don't know but he always does

it there's something about Shadows isn't

there or Moss maybe the North Star

oh

yeah oh I've got it I've got it okay

this is a conservation area right yeah

right so it's fenced in to conserve it

so no matter which way we go we're

eventually going to hit that fence and

then we just follow the fence back to

the front gate and voila we're

unlost Becca do you know how big this

park

is no so it can take us days to walk to

the edge and that's a assuming we walk

in a straight line what if we ran out of

food and water we could be stranded for

days

weeks hey sounds like a

plan it's a

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plan

finally oh look look we can we could

still catch most of the beneath all

right so if we F shortcut plan don't be

so modest all right you did your part

making sure to wind obnoxiously the

whole time it was easy all I had to do

was think of all the pain I was in look

we got here didn't we yeah what are the

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odds I should have known better than to

let miles take over I mean it breaks

tradition I've always been in charge and

hey why mess with

success anyway you're right I mean we

got here now it's time to go

hey excuse me could we have two tickets

to the monkey planet please miles yes

some

dope

you um overall plan all

detail great we're stuck on dog nostril

with no money no bikes no movies and

it's all your

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fault

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you have to let us in uh where the Fire

Marshall why are you in trouble yeah uh

we we left our baby in there and he's

you know he's in the third row Junior

hey yo can you hear

me we have to think of a new plan before

we miss escape from fine here's a plan I

think it's going to be a Tucker plan you

always have to be in charge don't you

well well we want things to work out

yeah well fine then you can just lead

yourself then all right fine I will

great it's no use we're pathetic you

know I hate to say it but coach petski

was shh

listen this is great no bugs no Med just

an easy walk to the front gate

sh where come on let's go after him no

way we are not going to be found this

far off the trail I won't give the coach

the satisfaction of yelling at me

again we'll find our own way back

okay what you

doing if that's where the front gate is

then where's he

going sneaking in the back door is the

most unoriginal idea ever yeah well in

10 minutes when we're in there and

people start shushing us just remember I

thought of it first right you thought of

it I thought of it first okay fine The

Little Rascals thought of it first but

either way you're hogging my

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exit why don't you just get your own

exit since when is this your exit I mean

do you spell your name exit well look I

was here first so why don't you just you

know buzz off you you fine I'll choose

the more popular

accent fine we're not going to get into

Conquest stuff next to someone being a

bone hit so we've got 87 minutes to scr

up money for battle 4 that's just fine

cuz I got an idea yeah well so do

why miles thinks he can pull this off by

himself but once he realizes what it's

like to be out on his own in a scary

jungle he'll be

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back h

you

up

get down

do you think he saw us shh no come on

let's

go come

on sh it took me all of Conquest though

but I have enough money to see a

movie well I have enough to take the bus

back to the Nature Center you're joking

right no this bus only comes here twice

a day and without our bikes it's the

only way to get back on time so

I don't believe this you you want to

quit hey you can do whatever you want no

no no if this was your plan you wouldn't

quit you just can't stand it that I have

a plan that worked right yeah right you

know what I think you've been trying to

wreck things all day me me why would I

bother doing something like that when

you were doing just a fine job yourself

what you're a control freak you're a

want you're stupid you're stupider

you're a you're a dork you're a drag me

all way out where you going

there you go yeah get

up hi

coach hey what are you two doing off the

trail This is highly irregular you could

be in a lot of trouble over this you

know what that's a mighty big bug you're

digging into there coach that must be

loaded with protein did you forge that

coach or just snare it with a shoelace

this it's coming down the trail and it

leaked at me so I had to grab it and I I

bro you two girls like to join me for

some

Chow waitress

what oh it's it's apron bound that that

comic book we did you still got

that hey remember that guy you drew from

that face I made oh yeah and uh you

remember this line you wrote what time

was that like 5: in the morning yeah day

two of our own eight

Fest still pretty good yeah I thought so

and plus I figured since that stunt guy

was going to be here you know maybe he

could sign it you plan that yeah no big

deal no no that's good that's good I

some might say

brilliant

yeah I wouldn't have thought of

it sure we beat our chests and scream

and Bash each other with

coconuts but in the end it would be a

Lonely Planet without about

miles miles I totally misjudged

you hey uh where are you going we have

to catch the movie now uh but I thought

we were going back to the park you know

the bus and us two Brave loyal guys made

it all the way to the ape Fest yeah

you're right a dinky little partk should

be a

snap I guess they don't have squirrels

in Kenya huh it lunged at me did did you

see it it lunged at

me let's see Maxine and Carrie gosh are

there two girls under

there just joshing okay there you go

good job thank

you ah Rebecca and Christine do you two

have your map for me uh I have their

maps and uh believe me these two are

survivors well hey good job looks like

we're just missing two little chickens

oh James and Von still awall are they

people here with

me so girls got any ideas or should I be

on the red

phone gee I don't know coach it would

probably look really bad if um two of

your survival students didn't exactly

survive yeah and if we did know where to

find them you should definitely let them

live right

yeah I could arrange

that you know that one really holds up

after 20 years it's still a two star

movie yeah it was nice of that stun chip

guy to sign our comic though huh you can

keep it at your house if you want to hey

I practically live at your

house uh of course we still dead yeah

any ideas no uh but you can lead if you

want um no you I I reconsidered you're a

much better leader than I am well well

then you need the practice no you can

you can leave no no you no go go on you

can

just I don't get it why didn't he yell

at us I don't know maybe he uh got

caught in one of his own booby

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