01x16 - Love Letters

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me for a long

time

someone

exactly is Big

Bird a

guy or a

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girl periodic table of elements like oh

yeah my parents think I'm doing homework

you uh like to keep their Illusions

alive want to go sh**t some moves maybe

tomorrow oh I got this great idea for a

dangerous shot terer James spins

off not a guy or a girl it's a bird an

enormous play The Crowd Goes hey watch

it all right watch it

miles I mean there's a whole world out

there okay and you're just vegetating in

front of the computer screen all day

look Tu I'm busy here all right I mean

there's a door right there with with

your name on

it my

name where uh on the other

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side

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w

well no green makes her look

salow no red accentuates her

blotches my blotches well she needs warm

colors to bring out her eyes and skin

tone just say it Christine's Lost

Cause no no no no you're you're just

challenging that's

all

I hate buying expensive dresses I know

but Christine your dad is getting an

award you can't go to the banquet and

sweats but it cost so much and it's like

the one dress that you're stuck with

forever I'll tell you what we'll meet up

later and we'll go to the mall okay okay

A little shopping therapy and you'll be

a proud dress owner in no

time

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oh

Tucker Becca I need your help um no I

can't I got to go meet Christine miles

doesn't want to do anything anymore he's

always on one of those stupid computer

chat lines so so Becca these aren't

normal chats he's talking with kids who

come on screen as cartoon animals I mean

it's weird why don't you just talk to

him about it I've tried that it's like

I'm not even

there is there any way to get through to

him only over his

modem I have an idea come with me come

on no just let me close the door

okay miles needs help so we invent a

secret admirer boost his confidence I

mean he's my best friend so he's going

to love me for

this I saw you in the cafeteria and I

like the way you sp yuck Pou what Tucker

this is the 10th draft okay it wasn't

supposed to take this long I'm already

late look we have to gain his trust in

this one letter we have to prove to him

that there is life outside the computer

so we have to make it perfect

okay but what's wrong with it now it's

too flowery it needs to be the opposite

like

a

weeder weedier yeah

you know what I give up no just why

don't we just get Christine to do this I

mean no no no no no you've seen Chris

when she has to hold in the secret I

mean she's a worse liar than you are

well who's going to write this

then okay

fine I seem to know miles the

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best all right I've seen that creature

you've drawn in

class and I love

how you capture the flying spittle as it

devours its

victims he typed

gushingly

signed

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spit I'm really sorry I'm late it's okay

where were you

anyway oh um I had to um wash the plants

water the are never mind it doesn't

matter anymore by the time we get there

I'm backu really late so I better get

home now no no wait who wait forget them

all okay tomorrow we'll go catalog

shopping okay just you and

me okay

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okay I've seen that creature you doodle

in class and I love how you capture the

flying spittle as it devours its

victim

fine yeah whatever okay so he calls me

up 7:30 in the morning and he's like all

chatty and then I mean like I can hear

him grinning right on the other

side hey guys what's so

funny nothing uh we were just uh nothing

nothing

yeah hey miles how goes

it life is good excellent so um how

about you and me after school we can go

sounds great I can't though you see I

have to go home and do a little uh

computer

work computer work what why I just you

know I just feel like it what's going on

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guys

more chocolate please I feel faint see

this is why cataloges are way better

than

malls hello Becca things have gotten way

out of hand

Ellen you're at the

arcade uh no Becca it's tck

Becca it's Tucker see I'm right here

uh I just checked our Spitfire email and

uh guess what there are 10 new messages

all from Miles he wants to get serious

with us

how about that

um commitment I mean he's gonna take us

to the prom next thing you know boom

it's all three of us find curtains

all right if you want to end it I will

support your decision she's breaking up

with Ryan okay I don't want him jumping

off any Bridges just because we're some

kind of unattainable dream girl

we have to let him down easy

tell him

not

to be sad

this virtual leads perfect relationship

has been fun but in the end it can only

be disappointing or Ryan she's

inconsolable but don't worry this

happens like once a week

Ryan's supposed to call me

hahaha

Ellen

who is this oh hey Chris

I don't know what's going on here but

you obviously don't want me in on it and

you're too busy to help me so I'll just

get the stupid dress myself

so Miles what do you want to do tonight

Jason pocket cards

I gotta tell you something sh**t

yeah you uh you notice I've been acting

a little

different lately oh hey miles

puberty has been hard on us all man yeah

well

I've met somebody

it's a girl online

on the internet

couldn't that be dangerous couldn't you

have something like seriously wrong with

her like she's got two heads or

something like

she's like the best I mean she reads all

of my favorite I guess you knew this as

much

now she

she wants to break up with me

what am I gonna do oh um

miles myth is 200 baby on the internet

and now she's guilted them

oh

oh how how sad for miles

but it's time to move on right

you guys get it I mean here's this

person we we connected right I can't

just let her log off on me like that

no no sure you can I mean you never met

her so I mean like who cares

all right yeah you're right I have never

met her Tucker you are a genius that's

what I've got to do I've got to find her

and talk to her face to face

no no

no no good no

hi if you're not secretly in love with

Moi kindly check your name off on this

list

MTA ID number

0-38xmailer version.1.4

I think you know what I mean

I'm just gonna get to the point let's

say you and me

said all the binaries huh

hi guess what okay you know that little

Boutique place on the way home

I saw the cutest little dress that would

look perfect on you okay

so um if you want me to go with you to

try it on

it's okay you know you're busy and I

know you're busy so stop pretending okay

Christine

we have to tell them the truth both of

them

the truth

should come to that

I'll do with Christine and if miles

wants to meet his emailer so bad meet

with him

everything had gone way way wrong

I never meant to hurt miles only to help

and I'm sure when I explain this to him

in a reasonable logical way

I'm hosed

tonight

guys I'm kind of meeting someone you

want to watch what are the odds who am I

look I'll call you later all right

um

I've seen those creatures you've drawn

in class

and

I like how you capture the flying

spittle as it devours its victims

so you've been reading my mail

not exactly

um I've been writing it

so uh

so you're a Spitfire

thank you

miles I know how bad this must look but

I want you to know that I know yeah

it's funny I actually thought I had

don't go away it's not that bad really I

your honest opinion

it's awful we'll return it okay so like

now you suddenly have time what

Christine it's not like that at all

Tucker and I were trying to help miles

he was spending his life on the net so

we made up this plan to get him back to

the land of the living and that's why I

wasn't there when I said I'd be okay

why didn't you tell me

well we wanted to keep it a secret

we all know what happens when

well I'm not very good at keeping

secrets but you are hopeless so we

figured you better lie to me because you

couldn't trust me keep my stupid mouth

shut no Christine it wasn't like that

well only sort of like that

Christine

hello hey miles it's tuck

ER

anything I didn't mean to

foreign

stops talking to me what is that I mean

I thought we were friends

I guess you probably thought we were too

I have a good idea Tucker

idea Tucker does not have any more good

ideas

what is it it's for miles

what

what wasn't funny the first time first

Spitfire now emailed from pom pom that's

what's not funny

miles

pom pom someone is sending you more I

mean you suck me in once and then you

think you can do it again how stupid do

you think I am I mean at least before

you used an anonymous server but this

time it's a Park View address miles it

wasn't me I promise okay

Pratt is a total control freak

everything that gets sent out of the

school gets saved on The Master server

okay so let's do a search with anything

with miles's email now

they're all from pom pom just like you

said

is there some kind of list with all the

real names on it in here

Harry

can you believe it I spend months trying

to get Carrie to notice that I'm even

alive and it turns out she likes you you

know what this is uh getting boring

hey if you don't believe me ask her oh

no that's part of the joke isn't it I'm

supposed to go make a complete jerk out

of myself right in order for you to have

another good old yuck right I'll prove

it to you okay I'll go and talk to her

maybe then you'll believe me okay

why should I tell you you don't even

care what I said yeah whatever

Carrie before I say anything I'd like

you to know that

thanks Tucker what secret are you

talking about

Carrie Carrie Carrie I can understand it

must be awkward for you having a

boyfriend and the guy you really like is

an acquired taste like

snails I guess what I really want to say

to you is be strong and have courage

because

that's where true happiness lies

okay

he just won't give up will he I finally

thought he'd gotten over me he's still

totally convinced that I actually like

him

yeah when I go through all that if I was

just trying to pull something off

all right all right maybe I believe you

period huh yeah can you believe it I

mean I would have thought I mean me in

the room yes

but uh in the email she said she was

afraid to break the news to Jax yeah

yeah and if you went up to him

the idea that you know she's found

someone else and uh

Tucker maybe you wouldn't mind you know

just what Tucker are you talking about

oh no you owe me

Tucker it's the least we can do

right back

we're not talking about we we as two or

more people offering support or

protection

me is just Tucker getting pounded and

Jackson taking Taekwondo

so you've got a whole new way to wreck

your face

look I'll email Carrie and tell her to

set up the meeting and uh

and if you do this let's just say it

means a lot you take a pretty good

friend solid genuine number one okay I

get it I get it okay

so it's a deal

it's like he couldn't have asked me to

do anything harder

miles is testing me I know that

and this time I have to pass

question one

which is more important my face

or my friendship deal

and Carrie just can't get rid of him

Tucker's still all over her

oh I see him

you're meeting him at someone Warehouse

tonight at 10. here's the address

wouldn't it be better if we met at noon

outside of police station Maybe

foreign

okay Jack

before you go crazy on me um

I just want you to think for a second

that uh the guy that Carrie likes it's

not some kind of jerk it's actually a

really decent guy

and he's uh he's smart he's funny

uh

the guy I'm talking about

payback

you mean

this whole thing a total setup right

from the start

whoa excellent line Chris thank you you

totally had me there miles I mean I I

never thought that you didn't expect

your friends to do something like this

to you did you

no

for Miles I am sorry about messing up

things so bad look it's it's all right I

mean you went the distance and that's

cool but the size I mean finding a girl

who would appreciate my flying spittle

drawings

not my lifetime

what's the big joke

Max heard you might be here she passed

it on to me

Jack

I'm glad you're here

we should talk

my girlfriend says she can't get rid of

you

misunderstanding kind of like World w*r

One

well then Let's Straighten It Out

starting with her profile