01x15 - Good Sports

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flick back those eyebrows you crazy kids

and assemble for the following team

pictures JV football team girls inter

mural volleyball teams boys and girls

cross country teams and the audio visual

teamis the audio visual

team oh hey hey Tucker hey Roland

look oh I made one for you too try it on

thanks

the audio visual

team no it wasn't my idea nart threads

the film through the projector James

neutralizes the lights turn up the sound

go park UAV focus focus focus focus

focus focus oh yeah my projector could

be your projector any

day

I'm the editor of this paper and that's

my decision you don't have room for a

poetry Corner well that's cuz you have

too much Sports sports are popular yeah

well poetry is

pop it was really vague in the 17th

century not our readership

sorry come on Stephie whatever your

worst job is I'll do it for you okay as

long as you let me publish my

poetry okay write sports sports yeah I

said they were popular I didn't say I

liked them you write Sports and we'll do

poetry once a month every other week

don't push me Becca I've got the glue

stick Jack take

this Hey Duck still reading the paper

huh no just fixing it hey did you know

if you count all of Jack Sports he's

going to be like in 23 different team

photos in the yearbook so so future

Generations are going to look and

mistake him for a cool guy and I'm going

to be the geek standing next to Roland

neard in the AV club AV team

remember fine but I am totally

rethinking my anti-ock policy I mean

sometimes the sports thing totally makes

sense you know because on teams you get

trophies you get respect and you get a

whole lot of guys who stick by you like

Jack look basketball trouts are coming

up

okay then again how about soccer I mean

you're quick you don't have to be big to

be good and I'm trying on after

lunch soccer huh think team picture

future Generations will see you as the

geek next to Miles

vwn okay so I'm

shallow but it'd be nice to look up at

my bedroom shelf and instead of seeing

fake vomit see an actual

trophy hey hey hey J you the day off huh

hey hey hey all right that's better

that's

better fell

participate

okay nice header James let's see if we

can handle another

one James No Hands

soccer

Hess

coach those are pretty hard shots would

you say yeah well devons has got a

pretty hard kick Tucker's catching

them not dropping

any

right right all right everybody light up

for penalty kicks gold HW let James try

out and go

okay ow tuck Tucker his Royal petski has

granted you the orb grasping

privilege huh huh you're trying out for

goalie

man let's

go

oh hell all

right well who would have believed it

but James your mission son goalie

Patrol enjoy this moment James it will

be brief you don't fit in

here

got to love that team

spirit come on guys hle

hle way to go mil

nice

do

go wild cats eat them

alive yeah go team get it over with

quickly what I'm only here cuz I have to

be oh no a penalty

shot

what

break D you

nervous

yeah don't mess

up

James saves the day it's cheer

time he do it

no

maybe if we all changed our names to

jack

isn't that great

yeah

yeah it smells better now

this sports reporting thing is easy

hey carrie

i don't suppose you happen to notice any

of the 10 other guys on the team running

around with jack

other guys

forget about it took we won

you've got a shutout man that's it's a

major accomplishment

got my soccer article is it any good

i'm sure you'll tell me after you read

it

sports uh

i'm sure it's fine just make sure it

runs ten column inches and stick it on

page four

i'm kind of proud of it

i mean i'm not exactly a sports freak

but

i think i wrote something really good no

joke

what joke

where's the scores

scores

no scores what did you do sleep through

the entire second half and paragraph

seven miles is a fullback not a halfback

you count off half his back yeah but

can't you run a correction we don't do

corrections becca we get things right

just remember that next time okay or

guess what happens to your poetry corner

i'll give you a hint it rhymes with

coast

soccer world's most popular game

yeah and as exciting as a medicated

powder commercial

44 minutes and still nothing nothing

there aren't many goals in soccer

i guess that's why they get so excited

about them then well you should see when

somebody scores like the 89 minute mark

this goes on for 89 minutes

so you pumped if we win today we

increase our winning streak to two

yeah well you think you guys could let

them down on our end once in a while

what so you can show off

hold still guys

candidates for the yearbook yeah and i'm

gonna try and get some action shots

during the game

okay so we've been watching these guys

run back and forth for like an hour now

and nobody scored

you know it looks to me like they're

procrastinating about this goal business

i don't know why but ever since i was

three i've had this desperate need to

perform and this desperate craving for

attention and like i know it's immature

and i know it's pathetic but

i gotta have it

is

how do you explain what what were you

thinking

um you know like team spirit i was

trying that little stunt cost your team

the game

your x-team

your history james

those pictures are gonna be great man

yeah i can't wait to see the team

picture

yeah

how'd it go

better than the game

look

i didn't mean to lose it for everyone

okay

i mean

i'm sorry

i just got bored

i thought you liked soccer

well

not the actual soccer part i guess

but you were good

look

maybe you should ask the coach

to maybe give you another chance all

right yeah get on my knees and say coach

please take me back please take another

team picture yeah right

a team picture

what is that all you really care about

me

he was going right

well i got my headline parkview loses

three zip i can't believe we got smoked

we

the other guys

you wish you were playing huh hardly

well do you think you could help me with

my article anyway

i have no interest in having anything to

do with the soccer team

all right

i don't get it i mean i can climb a rock

face i know all the kings of england but

i can't make sense of this game

well how'd you learn the kings i don't

know i just did

you know the one with the bad hair and

and the one with the with the dorky

stockings and the one with all the wives

well this is sort of the same thing you

got to think about the people playing

think about miles miles plays the same

way he plays video games he can see

where the opening is going to be that's

why such a good passer

okay i see that and uh said

zed is unpredictable that's why should

be on the attacks psyching the other

team out right

he shouldn't be caged up a net

yeah yeah i've seen him with the ball

and and he doesn't know which way he's

gonna go and neither does the other guy

and jack jack's not much of a team

player but uh he's focused and he kind

of has to be the guy who scores

well what about you

i'm not on the team am i

got your story

yeah do i i mean i think i get it now

excitement drama characters

it's just like fiction except with more

cute guys and shorts

there finally

i made it clear to becca what it's all

about teamwork focus pushing your skills

to the limit

how come i couldn't figure that out

sooner

um

i've been watching you play and uh i

have a couple suggestions

okay

all right um when one guy is coming in

alone right uh come out a little more

than you do not so much so they can go

around you but uh

just don't give them so much net to

sh**t at you know what i mean

you really want back on the team don't

you

no oh well that's good you know because

coach i wouldn't ask him anyway i mean

i'd hate to be uh you know the gifted

goalie who turned his back on his team

right in its hour of need you said it

you said it

okay fine

i'm gonna ask questions take me back

miles help me warm up

that's not bad now give me your best

shot

boy

i'm out of shape

okay try again

okay

no reason to freak out

go again

miles i've lost it i could not stop a

beast ball look look take it easy i mean

you're trying too hard don't think about

it and just do it like you did it before

right

don't think about it

right don't think about it okay

ah

maybe it's a fluke i mean you're having

a bad day or

maybe i'm just having a real good one

rolling come here

oh

miles it's hopeless

well it was a good thing you found out

before you embarrassed yourself on the

field

yeah good thing

and the rest i'm right into him and they

find rodman rodman i mean he's like he's

like the zed of the chicago bulls would

you be able to sleep at night if you

knew you had unfairly fined sweet little

said

um

great article beck but thanks are you

that guy with a shaved head oh he is so

like jack elbowing people and and

tripping them go ahead and find him all

you want

there is a major difference between

confidence and rowdiness am i right am i

right he was being rowdy um

how about we talk about something

different like

shopping

i don't think tucker even asked him oh

no too embarrassed huh

sure yeah that's it too embarrassed you

got it right on the head

penalty shots

gohawk what's going on i'm a cranium

coach i'm pulling it great who am i

gonna get to play goal now you're not

even that good

tucker's right there in the stands wait

no no no no not tucker not after what he

did neutralize it devin

james

front and center

no i can't

it's now destiny man

so this is it

the spotlight everyone's watching

waiting to applaud me in my moment of

glory

or trash me in my moment of defeat

up

just don't make a bonehead

i thought movement pulled his crane

tucker get out get up

it's like poetry

i can't believe this i finally got my

poetry quarter and i can't think of a

way to end my poem oh to yawn penalty

kick

um what rhymes with score how about boar

as in becca bored her friend to the core

until she snored and got sore and walked

out the door and so becca swore to speak

of scores no more

store's good

what was wrong with the first picture

jack's eyes were closed oh

good one

a uh tucker

good game

oh yeah

yeah you too

uh-huh

no you thought i was giving you a

compliment no i i was just saying good

game that's all

yeah

me too

fix your hair

what