01x09 - Makeover

[bunniefuu]

don't

move

eyelash here give me your finger

MH now we each get to make a

wish all

set close your

eyes I got it

now your wish will come

true

really yeah

bye look it's a statue the

dork

w

gross nasty it's like having a safari in

your bedroom still it's better than your

room now did your mom get all that pink

paint on sale it looks like strawberry

shortcake exploded in there yeah at

least she's giving me 50 bucks to pay

for

it oh is that her no no Maxine's sort of

less cool but in a good way you'll love

her sometimes her socks don't match but

like not on

purpose and when she laughs she does

this

okay yeah I can't believe both of my

best friend will finally be here it's

like you moved here 2 days after Max

moved away probably your moving vans

passed on the road weird huh yeah well

any friend of yours is a friend of mine

Becca

Maxine you look great look at you Maxine

um it's Maxine was so third

grade hi I'm

Chris I'm Chris glad you're finally here

because Becca will not shut up about you

she told me everything like how all the

boys used to call you Squad

and

you've been gone two whole years tell us

about New York do you have like a week

New York would snack on this town you

can't even remember all the things to do

cuz everything's always

changing I'm like a couple of things

around

here hey squat haven't seen you in a

while nice outfit was there a color

shortage in New York

huh you're too funny Tucker all

later yikes would you order extra grease

I think I'll grab

salad hey Maxi nice outfit cool shade of

black

thanks what do you think uh she seems

nice nice is not the word try

amazing I saw them on way over and I

just had to get them for you wow thanks

Chris they're

perfect oh hi oh Chris I forgot to tell

you um max is going to help us redo my

room isn't that great uh

sure Max look what Chris got me oh wow

cute uh listen I took these out of my

mom's Dash to give us some ideas

actually we already have an idea yeah

we're going to paint the walls dark blue

and then we're going to sponge paint

clouds to go with the

light sponge paint clouds

yeah it's just the little boy babysit in

New York head clouds I mean it was sweet

but listen before make any decisions all

your little girl stuff has got to go

that way you have clean lines to work

with I thought I was happy with my

wardrobe to until I saw this but then it

made the rest of my clothes seem

stupid it's like you're satisfied with

your life until someone like

Maxine Max shows up and suddenly all you

can think about is what you don't

have see it's better

already yeah except obviously you have

to keep rag rag and Patty bear

separated well I should probably go I

guess I can't do too much work around

here wait what do you

mean you say you want help but obviously

you're not ready no no I am really it's

just we don't have your refined taste

that's

all good cuz as soon you get rid of all

that baby stuff faster you'll grow

up okay Tu now the only way to get the

scoop on what this eyelash thing means

is to go straight to the source the

computer no actual virtual girls

according to Tootsie pie this whole

eyelash thing means Carrie's definitely

interested way to go Tootsie pie jto

says sassy bubbles however says Carrie

was probably just neatening your face

well that's uh two against one majority

rules right uh what else come

on the time is now oh go for now find a

good place for

conversation it's like my dad says miles

you got to drill while the gum is numb

but how and where

No

Way Bowling cosmic bowling I mean with

lights and stars and music and planets

and hey zero gravity right and

everyone's going to be there like well

me what about

Max well I guess I mean well if Max is

going I'll

go comic bowling no cosmic bowling

um no what

now once please he's cloning is back

please don't let it be jack

I didn't want Christina think I was

trying to outdo her right here back the

belly oh hold on

hello oh hi Chris

oh that was just max yeah she just

dropped by with this really really nice

up thing yeah we were just um if you

want come over oh okay yeah okay okay

bye

so what do you think it's great what

what's it for I hope you yeah

I'm just gonna put it right here yeah

and admire it yep I sure hope everything

goes okay at my bowling thing on

Saturday yeah sure hope no one goes

who's not invited

no but that would never happen though no

it would not

fellas oh I hear we're going bowling

this Saturday

well that doesn't really matter jack

since you're not invited oh I just

invited myself fun sucker oh what a

disaster

shouldn't we wait till he gets here

gosh your mind oh this tangerine paint

is um pretty tangerine II love it dry

tangerine Becca change mind um yeah I I

thought maybe we do two olds foam and

two tangerine mix the trim that'll take

throw up

nice huh

I thought so too it's like you get

something new and different and you try

to work it into your life and all it

does is clash

stupid dog you know what this is ugly

the one-of-a-kind can't hold it from a

New York artist it's worth like $100 and

if you're so stuck in some kind of

fourth-grade hija time orb you'd get it

well if you weren't so stuck-up maybe

you take you know that the air would

sl*ve and your precious New York City Oh

Becca I felt it hurt my rag

everyone from New York just drops of

glue

we'll be back in a flash with

flash-forward right after this but you

don't know we're like I know we're

Christmas bunny and you can really

really count on her she's actually fun

and we smart he's in

season

so are they in there what you you can't

be out are you mad I mean Carrie's gonna

be there I look look 78 percent of

respondents say you won't screw up if

you just relax and be yourself

remember myself me

can't I be you instead or something

one of a kind huh and only $2.99 way to

bargain

where's Christine I can't go with her

because max will be mad and I can't go

with Max because Kristi doing that so

I'm just going by myself so that doesn't

qualify me as a person good shirt Zeke

you don't think it's too much for

bowling besides it's kind of you well

I'm going for that you know I mean me

being me Tucker the bowler Tucker good

Tucker plus your hair's doing that

thought thing you like really yeah you

got the hair going and a shirt and hey

you've got all your clothes on right

side out what are the odds I was just

thinking about the teams I mean if you

put the right people together amazing

things happen you'd never expect I mean

let's say you got this baloney kid right

you want to put him on the ketchup kids

team what Bologna ketchup I mean you

don't even think they work together but

get him on the same sandwich they've got

um something in common I mean we're

talking harmony

harmony you know

tuck your idea of lunch is warped but um

here's something in common yeah if you

can get two very cool but very different

people on the same

exactly

that was that get them together I

figured if I wash this baby tea with my

other clothes the tea would fade a bit

and the others would get sparkly er

there'd be some bond between them I

guess I should read the label first

Oh

I'm saying thanks you'll notice I

basically just throw straight up the

five board but like when it starts to

hook I can move my feet left throw it up

the eighth and then hook it back you'll

notice I'm not much of a crank er

what are the odds

did you guys know that um you both pull

with your right hand

miles you're making me look bad I mean

you're hogging all the strikes

but you you've got your gutter ball

perfected right you both have scores

like

mineral water please what are we having

let's see right onions fried potatoes

fried cheese

what no butter just bacon oh and I think

plastic water all the minerals

lay flat to dry what a disaster I

thought at first but then suddenly I saw

it a little sewing and it could be a

silver baby backpack that goes with

everything it was a miracle I guess I

was um hoping for some kind of drier

miracle for Christine and Max

um there's been some fungal freak out

and I've been authorized by the Tri

County Building Association to itemize

all suspicious Footwear

so anyway um there were a few things I

just wanted to uh you know you know um

because like everybody thinks some like

mr. funny guy you know and um there's

this other side to me that isn't funny

that is a less funny side okay

remember this the eyelash well I did

make a wish Carrie that you and me could

have some final thing you know you and

me because I see you and my stomach does

this Mexican jumping bean thing and

since I don't have worms I'm guessing

it's something else so I was hoping when

you see me your stomach kind of jumps a

little bit too you know just um it's a

little bit that's really sweet soccer

but um I think it's my turn

we'll talk about this later okay

I've had it I've done everything I know

how to do to make this work but it's not

so we're gonna do this like a divorce I

hang with you on Monday Wednesday and

Friday

with Christine on Tuesday Thursday and

Saturday Sunday I breast okay Fridays

stupid

I'm sorry Becca we haven't been very

good friends you we I am sorry but I was

in the one who broke under dollar press

and didn't even apologize

where'd you get this you pay for it it's

a funny story actually good person

everything will be all right now right

now whatever

I'm sorry I broke your gift Mac both

know how valuable it was you know both

of you are all right really

really all right

we'll be back in a flash with

flash-forward right after this

Hey hang on what

here you could use some reg reg therapy

this is rag raj impression of me

so um your room turned out okay

maybe it's not everything to everybody

but it's mine

well I mean you got a change but max was

kind of right about me I mean some

things always stay the same no matter

what you do you know you know tuck at

the bowling alley when you were talking

to Carrie I was thinking

some people are so worth having as

friends

even if they drive you crazy or make you

work for it or break your music box when

you were three I was fixing it okay

matter

cuz they're worth it

you know some people are so not working

yeah her 710 split was pretty lame

wasn't it

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