01x08 - Dog Day After Lunch

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have you seen Tucker anywhere he left

his rubber brain at my house yeah yeah

he came over last night and he waved it

over my history notes he figures that I

give him an edge woman ten bears in that

time heat your lab manual

great just what I've always wanted looks

like you've got a new friend

bring a $20.00 reward for a separate

entrance all keep offering your ward

whoa no everybody's gonna be chasing

after to get that cash but we won't let

me know Petroski get you will me so so

just go

and this is great I haven't been in this

sixth-grade hall for years

Oh cute they just keep getting middling

little every year if your eyes pealed

miles looking for the guy who's after

Horace well this is it but I don't see

any sign of Horace watching and you're

calling attention to me go away right

now

worse there's nobody watching and it's

hard to believe that considering how

you're acting you know

Horace he's a squirt I mean real bullies

are like meaner and slimy Rand have dumb

haircuts like what hello James

you and your brother amazing resemblance

cleaning out your eyeballs jack we don't

look at anything away no I meant in here

dork

he obviously carries the chicken Jean

horses of chicken he's just careful you

know tradition is a great part of every

family and it has to be carried on what

I mean oh you'll see tradition I thought

tradition was like when me and Horus

burn our books on the last day of school

I didn't stop to think that the only

tradition between me and Jack was him

tormenting me a little bit more power in

that I want to go home

I could never really hit anyways

he's just a kid

garden you're a jebin and she's a larva

a changeling and he's gotta be squished

so he doesn't turn into another sucker

Hey well that's treat huh

my own reward

Oh darkness look what we got here a tiny

brain it's like yo do you have the James

boys think I'm gonna name you twenty

bucks

my house sorry

you ready to start training yeah I

already know how to bleed oh come on

Horace you can take this kid easy all

you have to do is remember the three DS

delay distract and duck so in other

words sheep remember the mantra Horace

winning by cheating is still winning you

ready let's go my shoes untied

yeah yeah sure it is

wait your shoe is untied

I don't think so see I combined Elaine

distracted when distracted to work I

still got more delay see oh that wasn't

fair

you forgot duck you guys aren't taking

this seriously maybe not but you gotta

send up Tom Horace you'll thank me when

you're older yeah if I get older

insulin work Devin's that's teaching the

tail to wag the dog thank you

I hope you're proud of yourself what

what are you looking at dogs worst

friend

so you don't really think by encouraging

horse you're just making things worse

for him no I think it'll be good for him

builds character well then you'd better

get busy brother has two jobs in life

one to push around just little brother

two to take out anyone else who tries it

taking unfair advantage might be the way

you like to do things in your family but

in my

our family but in mind we like to settle

our scores honorably now this was

between Garth and Horace but looks like

you've invited yourself to this little

party

tonight at the shortcut guards versus

horace you versus me five o'clock

we'll be back in the flash with flash

forward right after this

this whole getting beat up thing I mean

how bad could it be I mean the human

body boom bounces back right well it is

pretty amazing actually I saw this movie

once where they put this guy's head in

the Vice right and it was kind of like

well he was okay right I'm sure

yeah he was all better in no time

Tucker I heard what's happening you're

not really going through with this are

you that is so me and resolve yeah well

tell me about I mean I thought it's just

gonna be this little creep you know

guard fine whatever if my brother

couldn't take him fine I would but uh

Chuck the rescue fine but how can I

possibly protect my brother if I can't

even protect myself um by canceling the

fight

Tucker that's how his curse do fate

isn't it yeah

hey Jack you want to settle this like

responsible adults you know bring it to

some sleazy talk show and scream at each

other for a while Hey are you yeah yeah

you are you're backing out now aren't

you yeah it's the chicken gene taking

over isn't it

hey Jack can we please settle this

that's smart Jack that's good you know

Tucker if you don't want to fight it's

all right with me I mean you don't have

to you know are you serious yeah sure I

mean it'll just allow me to concentrate

my efforts on poor widow

clock right sure

frats just being you know naturally

curious kids no other reason we were

wondering if maybe you know where the

dog went an hour ago he was on my leg

but we've drifted apart since then but

but where is he now look girls I would

really love to help you out but my hands

are tied

that dog is a repeat offender

well he's escaped from the pound a dozen

times he has no owner and he's done

nothing but hang around the school

licking things this can't continue what

are you gonna do mr. Petrowski it's

called animal control and they're going

to come by and control it

we're settled down trying to strategize

them keep my lunches town cool must

practice the dynamic James do a little

prevail

delay distract duck come on me miles

wait my shoes untied wait your shoes

untied

wait there's something in my eye wait

look over there

alright what's with the sudden burst of

confidence

I was afraid when it was just me but now

that you're around everything's

different we can beat them you said so

yeah mime control kids in me or any

minutes it'll be okay just keep your eye

on the window awesome

someone who's been using the pencils in

my pencil case hmm the case clearly

marked mr. chunks in briefs letter tape

sir see mr. tux pencil case mr. tanks

pencil case mr. tux

pencil case Harrison please now just

yesterday I sharpen each of my pencils

to precisely 6 inches in length

I need some time alone with this just

read independently

this is your dog why was it running

loose for the 10th time oh it was

probably trying to find me at the

hospital after the accident

yeah yeah it was difficult for all of us

but I mean after all she's been through

look at her you wouldn't even know why

didn't you ever come take it up day

strange officer the um after rescuing

the babies from the fire the dog just

disappeared I mean we were afraid that

maybe it didn't come out so lucky I mean

what if we went to the pound and it like

wasn't there

so

what's its name c-dawg c-dawg

it's a seaming I know about that sure

why not license $40 no leash another 40

emergency call

there you go you take care of that

little hero have a nice

day well at least Steve will have a good

home now and she's worth it isn't

she

uhoh

Steve come

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back

so you ready

boss ow you're were supposed to

duck okay I've been thinking Mom and Dad

are getting pretty old right and

probably won't be having any more kids

so it's kind of up to you to keep the

family name alive uh you're not going to

give me the talk are you because uh I

kind of have other things on my mind all

I'm saying is is that there's no reason

for both of us getting k*lled I mean

this is between me and Jack anyway so

what I'll do is I'll just say you're not

allowed out after 5: and you can skip

the fight but I don't want to skip it I

want to win it I believe in you tuck

fine that's what you said right before

we tried to make your tricycle

fly well you're not getting hurt okay

I'll do what I can but if there's

trouble you get right out of there okay

understood do you ever notice how your

face is holding together all unbroken

likee I like that face Tucker don't

don't go throwing it at Jack's

fist okay top three reasons not to do

this number three you do not have a

stunt double number two rubbing alcohol

stings and number one I am telling you

not

to am I not going to be able to talk you

out of

this okay I'm going to go get the first

aid kit

instead let's get this over

with

deav I wonder where Steve is now I

wonder where Jack is

now

there must be some kind of tactic

they're trying to make a sweat so we'll

screw

up well look who's finally

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here

finally let's do this where's your

cousin um we we were supposed to meet

but when I got there he never showed and

and I don't think he's going to come

what I mean where is he I mean what

could be more important than beating us

up fight fight

fight fight fight fight I can't help it

he's not coming he didn't show hey uh

maybe we can just g*ng up on you huh

yeah okay you in you in I'm

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going the

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champag I guess you win by

default no doesn't prove anything I mean

if we don't deal with this now we're

going to have to deal with it forever I

mean it is bad for me right but it is so

worse for you yeah but

Tucker I have spent all day pying myself

up for this we are going to do

this we're going to Jack's

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house once you've decided to put

yourself on the line the hard part's

over now you just want to kick or be

kicked fortunately my rear end's kind of

small so

Hard

Target hi hi U Mrs devans is Jack

in come here come

here Jack's having a nap but you are all

just in time for some nummy

boys he was so over tired after that

puppy howled outside of our house all

night I didn't have the heart to wake

him well um Mrs devans we kind of have

some business to attend to so if you

could just

uh te are nummy uhhuh anyway I couldn't

stop that puppy from howling for the

life of me turns out he just wanted

Jack's little toy brain and he came back

and fetched it this afternoon a Steve

animals he loved Jack probably because

Jack loves animals

I'll never forget that year he dressed

up as a little bunny rabbit for

Halloween really Mrs to I'm kind of

having a hard time picturing that oh

it's right here in the

fridge oh

M that is really very sweet isn't it do

you have any more of course

and here's Jack on the

potty toilet training was such a trial

and then Dad had the idea to paint the

potty red like a train caboose and

whenever Jack got it right we

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went you love that Mom I told you to

wake me up 43 oh I'm sorry

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pumpkin what the

[Laughter]

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OD we'll be back in a Flash with Flash

Forward right after

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this hey hey you got my

brain hey check it out the dog's back

Steve

Steve wow that's why she kept running

off she was trying to fetch the brain

for you oh such a smart puppy and you

went in so much trouble thank

you hey Jack how's Mom well at least

that's what she told us to call her yeah

yeah and she even invited us to dinner I

will see you tonight Mr train

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