01x07 - Scalpers

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morning

no way crab Walker

dad tickets sold out four minutes after

they went on sale huh is this your idea

of some kind of cruel joke these are

fake right I mean you're up all night

forging them

actually it was root canal you tortured

someone for these I'm so proud i drained

an abscess for the manager at the

concert hall the tickets are his way of

saying thanks enjoy after all these

years of drilling you finally struck

gold

no way crab whacker really yep

you know the glamorous life of the

dentist kid non-stop 3d I just can't

believe my best bud is taking me to this

some of the year sorry miles

my dad specifically said the other

ticket was Rebecca oh right yeah

you two are neighbors and I live far

enough away to know that my mournful

sobs won't keep you up at night

check out mouse these two pieces of

paper hold unimaginable power

yep sure is nice to have these crab

walker tickets yep I hear deded up I

hear they're amazing live yep crab

whacker

hey Tucker oh hey Carrie what's up wow I

love that sweater

did you Thanks

what is it wool

yep it's wool

but I'm proud to be close by sheep Oh

tickets on to a concert then they play

crab whacker I stood in line for 10

hours for these and they were sold out

this man is my life now I'll never get

to see them ever

unless well do you think maybe we could

you mean

did you see that she touched me I mean

this is amazing this is incredible I may

never get this chance again only its

Becca's ticket

I like Becca Becca's my friend I have to

do this you only live once right seize

the day

I gotta do this sure why not

only fun thing we'll have the best time

talk did you just give Becca's ticket

security oh okay well uh then what did

you just do

I just gave back his ticket to carry

Rowland mr. della si wants to know if

everything's set for the film this

afternoon he said quote we'd like the

reels in order this time if it's not too

much of an artistic compromise tell them

tell them that good

tell them that it'll be fine okay can I

quote you on that

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basics of cell divisions

by the end of this film you should have

a firm grasp on

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transfer of genetic information

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and

it is capable of reproduction and is

maintaining its morphologic and

physiologic properties that is a vital

process

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they were named

you my friend are a master chef well

just because the waves are away doesn't

mean we can't eat like kings that's

right so Tucker you must be pretty

excited you bet

I love stew no I mean the concert

no I mean the concert your dad tells me

got you a couple of other kids look um

wonderful delicious beats you know I

wouldn't mind checking out that band

myself crab cr*cker

I hear the red you had crab Walker

tickets

you both do courtesy of an inflamed

Boulder it was gonna be a surprise a

really big surprise that's fantastic I

can't believe it

yep from what I understand they're

audaciously self-assured power pop has a

monster sound those tickets are so

scarce harder to get than lockjaw oh

come on there must be a way to get

tickets hey that way I could tag along

with you too come on it'll be fun dad no

offense or anything but I'm it'd be the

choice between going with you and block

Joe well there is a guy I know a junior

enterprise you know some of the techies

at the concert hall and he has a little

operation going

Horace do you want my help or not he's

probably got some tickets I think you

should give McCall

just call this number huh maybe I will

and stop looking at my kid thank you

60 bucks oh yeah I've been saving for

three months okay so anyway I buy a

ticket for Becca from the stopper horse

nose and I still get to go with Carrie

so you're just gonna let her go on and

on well yeah well I mean she still gets

to go right and I'm willing to spend my

last 20 bucks to make sure she's happy

yeah I gotta grab that bus I'll see you

tomorrow

miles you bonehead

state your business um I need a ticket

cool how could you do that I was going

to tell you but you didn't instead I had

to hear it directly from Carrie

in fact so did the whole Western

Hemisphere I know I I know I

you just don't know yes okay stop me

when I get a part wrong okay you've got

two tickets one was for me and you gave

mine to Carrie and now I don't get to go

Bob what there's a ticket for you you're

going that's the beauty of it okay

there's a ticket for you I promise

uh-huh what about Carrie she's got

nothing to do with this you have your

ticket and that's that you mean I

completely misjudged you of course

I'm going you bet really I should known

you do the right thing

you're the best funny I was just

thinking that it's you shut the door you

wanna follow are you so what do you need

one crab whacker best you've got

well you're in luck I got these and I

got these backstage passes mingle with

the stars perfect she would love that

how much 200 part dollars why banging

goats what else you got

well I had two obstructed views some

loser brought those no wait I have a

couple world xxx force how much well

I've been getting 100 for them but I'll

take 880

Oh

what can I get from 20 a haircut I don't

think you understand I'm really

desperate here um I mean could you help

me out look I'm a businessman 80 is a

very competitive price well what if I

give you 20 down sorry I really need

that ticket look this has been fun but

we're wasting each other's time

he's my friend he'd understand if he was

here he let me borrow it in a second but

he is my friend and he isn't here right

I just can't take his money

a temporary alone I'm good for it I'll

pay him right back and who's gonna know

take it it's all yours

and remember we never met pick up pick

up pick up pick up yeah yeah I'd like to

make some quick cash for my collection

my comics do you think I'm desperate

well um no but he did promise and you

believe him of course I believe him

sort of yeah I'd like to make some quick

cash from my own home a couple hours a

day my skills okay giving away surprised

endings

chewing on pens ribbon dancing

ribbon dancing I can make some pretty

good jungle noises hello look radio with

the dedication going out to Becca Fisher

you do that for me it would be a

pleasure I'd love to get you together

with Becca he's really nice and you

definitely hit it off Wow that would be

amazing

I feel bringing my various friends

together makes me a more complete person

you know well yeah but she's like on a

higher level than me you know well only

when it comes to grades in hygiene but

but don't sell yourself short you have

something very special to offer I do

you do in fact a love of fine music is

one thing you both already have in

common

back you know rolling right AV wizard

hey Roland nice tie you don't see that

style much anymore

check out his tie Becca yeah it's nice

good time I got a fly but you two have

got a lot of catching up to do I'll see

you later

so yeah you look very nice today

thank you I was wondering you know maybe

um

a backstage pass - crab whacker it's for

you if you want it I Rowland I already

had to take it but a backstage pass I

didn't have to say just say okay okay

brilliant Tucker James simply brilliant

everyone gets what they want including

me although I guess it is kind of

manipulative brilliant manipulative

brilliant manipulative brilliant huh I

don't know it sounds you know kind of

manipulative

so anyway I'm in the store getting ready

to buy the F-*5 flight simulator and I

can't find my wallet anywhere you know

oh man there's a hole in it Oh my wallet

could be anywhere oh um what you you

know where it is I can't believe I

forgot to tell you omid felony you're

not suck I grabbed it for you oh cool

w*r is it I'm in my locker all right

let's get an aid come on oh we can go

get it tomorrow you know

hi

hi um I can't take this

it's my hair right because it wouldn't

be fair to either of us I mean you seem

like a good guy and everything is just

that I don't you know like you like you

yeah I guess I sort of knew that I mean

I really really want to go it's just

like my Tucker this would be my only

chance but it would be like I was using

you just for a backstage pass and

mr. being honest

I have another idea though what how

about um we all hang out and have some

pediatrics well next week yeah and um

you can tell us about going backstage

and meeting the band touching their

tattoos you'll do you

okay you gotta promise me you're not

gonna be mad what why would I be met

because it all worked out what are you

talking about look what are you trying

to say thank you what are you doing here

um I had to see Roland I had to give him

his pass back you what do you mean

you're not going to throw oh no no this

doesn't work okay now you're probably

gonna want this ticket and then I won't

be able to get the money to pay back

miles so what you know the money I took

out of your wallet what I found it

oh you mean you just this is a good one

man even for you

you mean you set me up with rolling just

oh you are just

let's get out of here yeah

well I had it all figured out

it was perfect it was brilliant it was a

masterpiece of planning there was no

reason why I should stop enough of the

lights already this isn't a game show

I love this sweater on you Roland what

is it well look poly-cotton blend Oh

what are these Hey

good evening I can't believe it I think

she's got backstage passes or something

oh well aren't we lucky no way

it can't be Tucker's tickets

well right next to each other so much he

is

check it out miles you can return this

ticket to Roland and get your cash back

or just go and have a great time

sorry Chuck he actually came through

what a guy

yeah yeah sometimes I don't know why

that I forgive her just a drop kick kick

me please it will distract me from my

misery I don't know they might be far

too good for you you deserve a fate

worse than a boot in the butt like what

lockjaw much worse than that

get ready for real craziness cuz there's

never a dull moment for this fan