01x06 - Speechless

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about this extraordinary achievement so

I'm taking a bit of a risk here

announcing to the whole school forgive

me sir but congratulations and well done

let me massage your feet for you boy

after my own heart so young yet so

bitter you know the late said thrill

just a blast-off job on the

announcements this morning son thank you

sir I learned it all from you yes anyway

we've been getting some comments that

maybe the announcements were a little

dry

you know kids they have the attention

span of 13 year olds so I was thinking I

was brainstorming and I thought why

don't you razzle them up a little bit

huh

come up with something good new new

something new you know sir you you read

my mind I'll have something new for you

tomorrow

excellent

something new

okay and finally Becca are we out of

time

nope gone doodles I feel sick it's

against my religion of a l*sbian k*ll my

brother

again you don't have brother not anymore

I don't Becca the only way to beat your

fear

can you get me that'll just blow poor

trust keys rung right off and the DJ

spot will be as good as mine I just need

some inspiration you know

and there's some now about ruggedly

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you know James I think you just might be

honest something and finally we have

reached the long-awaited sometimes

feared public speaking assignments or

five minutes of brilliance from each of

you winners go to the regionals and if

you need inspiration Becca's winning

speakers for the past two years Oh any

new topic I'd use this your back oh no

not yet mr. her grace well more than

anybody a great topic is half the battle

yeah I'm mr. Hargraves well you have

office hours today so we can get an

early start if you've already picked our

topic signups on the door great

what's with her anyway probably be

living her a Plus+ okra port Wow 80 plus

plus yeah I heard was longer than the

just five minutes since when does she

become mr. Hogg raises little joke

factoring since when did you stop

listening to me doing that I don't know

Christine let's find out

so mr. spider some call you crazy for

climbing something 100 times your own

height um sorry you poor little did you

know a healthy fear of heights could

have prevented this tragedy yeah last

great moment sitting up there gazing out

over the entire hallway

new direction announcement cheering by

Tucker P James P pumped I was up all

night working on did you know that the

Sun comes up at like 5 when you slide it

5 edie labs huh yeah you know guys who

like a who make stick you're a really

exciting while I'm doing the same thing

for school I'm taking the high-pressure

sales techniques all the way to junior

high know October stuff new countries

got you down dry geography class with

all temperature tones for students who

are brighter than bright yeah and I got

the point would Trotsky so why this time

tomorrow I'm going to be the man behind

the mic four pages hi Steven this is

incredible I mean the guy stays up all

my knees still completely fired up

okay James let's chat chicken right

yesterday I heard you talking to

Jack about making an announcement more

interesting James I'm sorry um really TI

anyway I was up all night working on

these look I'm on a bit of a tight

schedule here um

um kids in school are not really

listening to these now but I think I can

make a

list well all right all right I'll tell

you what I'm going to do I'm going to

sleep on whatever it is you're talking

about and I'll get back to you off you

go

James off you

go don't take this flying below

son Mrs Pratt you are looking lovely

today shining up the wrong keyer

devans Mr vosi I was just wondering if I

could just have a few more

days

yellow I have no

idea I have no

idea nope no

idea glad I could help

y oh what's that debons never mind sir

and now for the title page rock climbing

because it's there by Becca

Fisher that out leave Vegas inkjet

spitting tuck come in

Tuck t

tell me that you're calling to say that

you solved the mystery of the missing

Adlabs they're in some puddle somewhere

and and they're still legible but very

moist you lost your proposal don't make

it sound as bad as it is please but you

saved it yes what are the

odds so much for kicking Jack out of the

DJ spot

huh wow well I'll be up if you need me I

can't believe how great this speech is

going well I guess if only one of us can

smash our arch rival into human

past it could be me why can't it be

me just better again

sorry

sorry where is

it

here thanks that's weird I don't

remember taking this one out then who is

it

I can't believe this she stole my speech

topic whoa hey Parkview and welcome to

Wednesday and don't touch that remote

coming up on the next science class the

shocking story of what goes on under the

skin of a dead what H toacy our incisive

science teach has the inside scoop on

scooping out the insides that science

class week days at one this subject

matter may disturb younger or more

sensitive

students I can't believe he stole my

ADL she didn't steal your topic it's

just a coincidence I don't care I've won

for 2 years and she is not stopping me

from getting number three how about

stuck clocker spiders Revenge I think

you're climbing topics stronger yeah but

the problem is it's not just mine

anymore it's hers

too and we can't use the same topic it

says who when people run for office they

make speeches about all the same stuff

and whoever's best

wins

yeah yeah I I just have to be better

smarter you know the truth is on your

side yeah and you deserve credit for

your work

yeah and you can justifiably demand

Justice yeah now go get yeah I justly

Demar

Justice oh that's so cute let me get my

cam what's going on out here it's those

announcements Jack did it is an

outrage I thought they were rather funny

well I know I wrote them and Jack's

taking all the credit remember yesterday

in your office as if it were yesterday

you were sleeping in my office instead

of in class like usual but now you're

out to besch the good name of a fine

student like

deons that's sad look if you want to get

ahe in life James you'll have to earn it

like Jack do but now that's enough James

go back to soap and windows or whatever

it is you

do and what makes this to so meaningful

so important it goes to show how far we

can go when so in conclusion a munter

hitch is used for delaying a partner or

soloing and is useful on a big peir

binder through a blank section of face

thank

you you hate it no I really liked it a

lot yeah it was very informative yeah

but did it move you I mean a good speech

is supposed to give you Goosebump

well yeah look there's one right here

miles this is

it that was

great you know Beck to make this work I

think you're going to need a new

approach miles I don't have time for a

new approach what about a firsthand

approach

firsthand

yeah yeah if I want to give Goosebumps

I have to get some

myself okay now I know firstand what the

helmet feels like good um can you tell

me some firsthand stories about what

climbing's like can you describe it sure

you know when you uh it's just it's like

uh you know you're uh up there what does

it feel like

exactly oh well that's uh that's

something you have to experience

yourself tell you what why don't I sign

you up for an introductory

climb

um no no I think I'll just look at these

brochures help yourself thanks excuse me

yeah hey how much is

this

Becca

Vega hi what are you what what how did

you I I can't

I forget it

wait you forgot

your finder oh no oh no medic medic Jack

what's wrong with your brain it's

consumed with guilt then it's going to

have to come off

then Becca come in Becca

tell me you called because you found my

binder you lost your speech yeah I think

I left it right in front of Vega at that

rock climbing place ouch same move I

pulled with Jack I pride myself in

learning from your

mistakes well I'm glad to be of

use so now Vega has all the same stuff

as me not to mention your entire

speech thank you tuck rub it in some

more please

look there is only one thing I can do to

top her

now make an actual climb you're going to

risk your entire life for just 10% of

your grade yeah well if one of us has to

plunge to their death just to beat their

arch rival I guess it has

to why does it have to be me why why

why relax Becca come on three time

Junior Champion climber is going to

coach you long never mind the coaching I

was just

catching here she

is good

luck you hi what why are you I didn't

even know I I I thought that that you do

this yeah since I was like eight well

this is stupid I don't even know what

I'm doing here now Becca wait I read

your speech

I had to it was practically screaming

read

me I hope you don't think I'm some kind

of competitive

freak well takes one and no one I

guess so what' you think of it it was

fine

fine what do you mean fine that's it it

has potential I mean it's a great topic

I thought my whole Rec idea was good but

yours you mean you just

I Oh I thought that you were

recycling come on let's fix your

speech well what's wrong with it well

for starters I'm under H it's pointless

for

solo

Oh use your fingers and your

leg you're almost

there come

on I did it I did it did you see me

uhhuh

look I guess you really got something to

write about now huh

yeah in fact I think I have a whole new

topic and when she reached the top the

joy of her accomplishment echoed across

the Valley triple junor Champion

friend

inspiration congratulations Vega Moran

on your mountain of achievements

I need a new cartridge for the uh

newspaper printer ah yes and I need my

youth back trade you

Jack did you know your lips move when

you

read James James James you look more

clued out than usual what are you lost

no I was just here to help you out with

some of the ad blaves maybe explain some

of the more clever ones to you look

James I don't care if you did write

you're the idiot that left them lying

around and I just happen to grab them

when it counts you don't even deserve

credit well I'll

telli I don't care I should stop them to

me but I should jog every morning too

it'll be that's not going to happen

either I'm petros's golden boy you are

just a pain in his large rubbery

butt and and in B someone who can write

such clever stuff can be so dumb I'm

going to have to tell p trust that I cut

you snooping around in his off and you

know I'm going to have to arrange it to

make it look like you stole stuff too

detention

boy you should really read more comic

books Jack because then You' know that

you shouldn't explain your evil plan

just when you think you've won

deons maybe you and I should uh choose

some

mustard Golden

Boy par in my off I'm going to give you

a SLI of my mind you you know how to

work that thing uh

yeah from the maker of tree frog the

rainforest Refugee and let's all compost

comes vager rocks the latest from the

brain of Becca Fisher I for one am

waving two thumbs up for this box office

Buster this Thursday night only folks

The Regionals if you hear only one

speech this year make it this

onei says to change the toner deons not

eat it this is MC tuck your main event

saying thanks for warming up the crowd

but hit the road Jack I'll take it from

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