02x13 - Clan of the Cave Goof

[bunniefuu]

♪♪

Ah-hyuck!

H-h-h-hit it ♪

Like father, like son ♪

You're always

Number one ♪

[Both]

Yes!

There's buddies,

There's pals ♪

You always seem

To work things out ♪

Can't you see

You're two of a kind ♪

Lookin' for

A real good time? ♪

Whaa-ooo-h*-h*!

A real good

Time ♪

Yaah-hoo-hoo!

Repor

To the goof troop ♪

And we'll always

Stick together ♪

Always

Stick together ♪

We're the goof troop ♪

The best of friends

Forever ♪

Side by side

Wherever we go ♪

We're always

Ready to roll ♪

Now

Gimme a beat ♪

We're the goof troop ♪

And we always

Stick together ♪

We're the goof troop ♪

The best of friends

Forever ♪

Now we're calling

Everyone ♪

Come along

And join the fun ♪

Report to

The goof troop ♪

La do be da bop

La ba do bop ♪

Yeah!

That oughta do it.

No more runnin' ta

The fridge for me,

Now that I've invented

The sofa sodee machine.

[Meow]

[Ding]

[Whistles]

[Ring ring ring]

Now that's what I call

A sodee pop fly.

Whoa!

Ya put up a good fight,

Little feller,

But it's time

To face the music.

Must be sold by weight,

Not by volume.

Ahh

Hi, dad.

Can't talk.

Peej and I are gonna

Shag flies in the park.

He's got a new fungo bat.

Can't wait to get over there

And break it in.

But maxie, aren't you

Forgetting something?

Today's your dentis

Appointment.

But, dad, why do I have

To go to the dentist?

Grandpa never wen

To the dentist.

Grandpa doesn't have

Any teeth, maxie.

But my teeth are fine.

Look, pop, no cavities.

That may be true, son,

But you still gotta

Have an annual check-up

Every six months.

Ugh!

So I'm trapped.

I think yer missing

The point, max.

C'mon, I wanna

Show ya something.

No

You're not gonna

Pull out the--

Yup. The family

Photo album.

I know how

You love it, son.

Yeah, about as much

As a root canal.

Pull up a seat, maxie.

This is gonna take

A few minutes.

It always does.

It all started way back

In prehysterical times

With your ancestor,

Caveman goof.

He was an inventor.

Guess it runs

In the family.

I call this a boomerang.

It always comes back.

How it does that?

Watch.

Ow!

This belong to you,

Inventor?

Sure does, chief pete.

See, what'd I tell you?

It always comes back.

Here's what I think

Of your stupid invention.

Let's see

If it comes back now.

Haw haw!

Eyoowucchh!!

Ooh

Petey hurt him's head.

Gawrsh, chief pete,

You improved on the design.

Listen, ya goof.

I made you inventor

So you'd inven

Something important.

This is my latest.

I call it a pogo stick--

Guaranteed to pu

A spring in yer step.

Ow! Ow! Ow!

Ow! Ow! Ow!

Ow! Ow! Ow!

Gawrsh, pete.

You're a natural.

Ya don't even

Need a stick.

Why, you

I'm working

On a new idea.

Gonna call I

A parachute.

Better work fast!

Hee-yuck!

[Peg]

Yoo-hoo!

Dinner time,

Pterodactyl toes!

Coming,

Dinosaur dimples.

[Sniff sniff sniff]

Mmm, smells yummy.

Looks delicious,

Too.

Ouch! My tooth!

This stuff's hard

As a rock, cave kitten.

Well,

Of course it is.

That's because

It's frozen.

I need fire

To cook it!

I heard some of

The women talking.

All the caves

Back east have it.

Just imagine--

Eating steaks cooked,

Not raw.

Popcorn that's fluffy

Instead of those hard

Little pellets.

Or maybe you'd prefer

Eating frozen dinners

From now

Till the bronze age.

[Goofy]

Chief pete decided

Then and there

That he was gonna bring

Fire to his cave.

And there was only

One man for the job.

Fire? That's

A toughie, pete.

I'm still working on

The hot water bottle.

I bet the cave of

Knowledge would have it.

That's a long way away.

And no one's ever

Come back alive

From the cave

Of knowledge.

No one's ever

Come back alive

From the brontosaurus

Cage either.

That's where

You'll end up

If you don't go

And get me fire!

C'mon, petey.

I read that brontosauruses

Are vegetarians.

Ah-hyuck!

[Pete]

Well, I guess he hasn'

Read that book.

Pete, ya go

Yourself a deal.

[Buzzing]

Whaddaya think?

Call it a joy buzzer.

Great for parties.

Oh, I'm gonna find

The cave of knowledge ♪

To find out stuff

They don't teach in college ♪

Dad, what has

Any of this got to do

With going

To the dentist?

We're getting there,

Maxie.

But first we gotta

Get caveman goof

To the cave

Of knowledge.

Uh-oh. Toll booth.

Uh, could I

Get a receipt?

It's a business trip.

Whooaa!

Aah!

Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Gawrsh!

No map.

No idea where I'm going,

And I think I los

My receipt, too.

Things couldn'

Be any worse.

I stand corrected.

N-nice birdie!

Good girl.

Polly want a cr*cker?

Gawrsh. It's gonna take

Some inventive inventin'

To get outta this one!

Excuse me, sir.

I know you're gonna

Rip my flesh,

Swallow me whole,

And spit out my bones.

No hard feelings, ok?

[Buzz]

Aah!

[Splash]

Gawrsh!

I found it.

It's the cave of

Knowledge.

[Echoing]

Knowledge.

[Goofy]

Caveman goof was

Pretty scared

As he walked

Into that spooky cave.

[p*stol]

Who dares to enter

The cave of knowledge?

[Teeth chattering]

It's me, i,

The party in question.

Silence!

Come forward

For the wisdom

You are seeking.

Wipe your feet!

Hm. That's pretty wise,

All right.

[Gong]

Come close for the secre

To wealth and happiness.

Buy petroleum stock now.

That is all.

Pay the cashier

On the way out.

[p*stol]

Next!

Now wait a second.

I'm not finished yet.

Hey, you're lucky

I even let you in.

I'm booked up

Two weeks solid.

I need to know

How to make fire.

Why didn't you say so?

Fire is a piece of cake.

[p*stol]

This book will

Tell you everything

You need to know.

Ooof!

You wouldn'

Happen to have this

In paperback, would ya?

[Snooty narrator]

Ahem. How to make fire.

Chapter one.

The mos

Rudimentary method

Requires taking

Two sticks

And striking them together

In a rhythmic fashion.

By doing this,

One produces friction,

Thereby generating

Enough heat to create

A spark.

Hyuck! How'm I doing?

That's hot, all right,

But it's not fire.

Chapter two.

Another time-honored

Method involves stalking

The rare and elusive

Flame-a-saurus.

[Grrr]

Of course, actually

Catching the fire

Is a far more difficult matter,

Fraught with peril.

Chapter three.

By far the most dangerous

Method of eliciting fire

Is through the use of

A makeshift lightning rod

And kite.

To accomplish this,

It is necessary

To hoist the kite to

An appropriate height.

I said, hoist the kite

To an appropriate height.

I'm trying.

I'm trying.

Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa!

Now you're

Getting the hang of it.

Once the kite achieves

Its desired height,

Mother nature

Will do the rest.

Yeow!

However, beware of

Accompanying side effects

Such as static cling.

Ah-choo!

So how'd it go?

Did you invent fire?

[Sneezing]

No, but I think I invented

The common cold.

Ah-choo!

Next thing

I'm gonna inven

Is the tissue.

Love to be able to

Blow my nose.

I have just the thing

To cure your cold.

Gawrsh.

I'll bet this is some

Ancient secret potion

Passed down

Through the ages.

Actually,

It's chicken soup,

But it'll make ya

Feel better.

Mmm. A delicate bouquet,

A nice nose,

But a little bland.

Think I'll add some spice.

Careful!

That's hot stuff!

Ah-hyuck!

Don't worry about me.

I like a little zip

In my food.

[Laughing]

I told you it was hot.

[Video game noises]

Well, whaddaya know?

Fire.

Now, when caveman goof

Came home with fire,

Chief pete couldn't wai

To show his gratitude.

Here's a quarter

For your trouble.

Pete's wife loved having

The fire to cook with.

She wen

On a baking spree.

Yum!

Never realized

How much better

Cookies and pies taste

When they're cooked.

Now, easy on the sweets,

Mammoth mouth.

You don't wan

To spoil your dinner.

[Burp]

Excuse me.

[Moaning]

Oh, it's you, pete-ums.

I thought a sick dinosaur

Stumbled into the cave.

[Whimpering]

It's your tooth,

Isn't it?

I warned you abou

Eating all those sweets.

My tooth is fine,

Bunny cakes.

If it wasn't, would I

Be able to do this?

Eyoouucchh!!

Just as I thought.

First thing tomorrow,

You see a dentist.

Tomorrow? Dentist!

I can't.

Big hunting party.

Stag party.

Gotta make arrowheads,

Get my spear re-aligned.

You're not afraid

Of the dentist,

Are you,

My big strong caveman?

Me? Scared?

Ha!

You sure look scared,

Mister.

Me? Scared? Ha!

Overbite.

I shoulda had I

Taken care of years ago.

I hear this dentis

Has a drill 4 feet long!

He does?

Yeah,

And he works I

Real slow!

Now, who's the one

With the toothache?

Aaugghh!!

Would you like

To reschedule?

Hmm.

Wonder what go

Into him.

Well, maxie, that nigh

Chief pete's tooth

Was hurting worse

Than ever.

So, how was the dentist,

Tar pits?

Great.

Didn't hurt a bit.

Oh, I'm so glad.

And just for being such

A good, brave caveman,

I baked you your favorite--

Triple chocolate meringue

With extra icing!

I'm just gonna sit here

And watch you

Enjoy every bite.

So, is it moist enough?

Uh-huh!

Icing thick enough?

Uh-huh!

Sweet enough?

Aah!

So, you didn't go

To the dentist after all!

Whoa! Ow!

But, lava lips

Don't you lava lips me,

And don't come back

Until you get that tooth

Fixed for real.

Ooh!

Go to the dentist.

Go to the dentist.

Go to the dentist.

Go to the dentist.

You can't make me!

I don't want to go!

I like my toofers!

No, please!

Oh!

Gawrsh! Look, pete.

I invented

A squirting flower.

You gotta

Invent something

To cure my toothache!

Gawrsh.

That's a little

Out of my line,

But let's take a look.

Whaddaya think?

I think you should be using

A stronger mouthwash.

Ok, rinse!

Chief pete wouldn'

Take no for an answer.

And the next morning,

Caveman goof decided

To try some hippie-nosis.

Ok, pete,

Watch the birdie.

You're gettin' sleepy

Very sleepy.

[Yawn]

Very sleepy.

[Snoring]

Gimme that, ya idjut!

Oh!

Very

Sleepy.

Don't worry, pete.

We'll just mel

That tooth off.

You sure you know

What you're doing?

Course, I'm sure.

It's so hot inside,

The lava can mel

A rock!

Well, that should

Melt a rock?!

Aah!

Aah!

Gawrsh! It wasn't supposed

To erupt for another year.

Don't worry, pete.

This method is foolproof,

And I'm just the fool

To prove it.

Ready, set,

And away we go!

Mmm!

And away we go!

Uh!

And away we--

Didja forget?

The wheel hasn'

Been invented yet.

Well,

No wonder I got such

A good deal on the wagon.

Wait here, pete.

I gotta go see a big wheel

About inventin' the wheel.

Caveman goof

High-tailed I

Back to the cave

Of knowledge,

But was he in for

A big surprise.

[p*stol]

Temporarily closed

For remodeling.

You're on your own,

Toots.

Gawrsh!

Ah-hyuck!

I think I got it!

Hurry up, willya?

The ice age'll be here

Any minute.

Okay, pete,

Now this is gonna hurt you

More than it hurts me.

And away we go!

Whoa! Ooh! Whoa!

Ooh! Whoa! Oh!

Where's the brakes

To this thing?

Brakes?

Yeeooww!

Yeeooww!

Whooaa!

Oof!

Yeeooww!

Aah!

Ooh!

Hey, lucky you!

I just had a cancellation.

Yes, sir,

We'll get started

Right away,

Just as soon as I finish

Watering these plants.

Rise and shine, petey.

It's a done deal.

Hey, the pain is gone.

And so's yer tooth.

A real beaut, too.

Nicest shade of green

I ever seen.

Oh, I'm so proud of you,

Dinosaur dimples.

The doctor said

You didn't even scream once.

By the way,

Here's the bill.

Aahhh!

So you see, maxie,

Pete could've avoided

All that mess

By going to the dentis

In the first place.

I get the message, dad.

I'm gettin' my teeth

Checked out right now.

Hold it, maxie.

Maybe the dentis

Can squeeze me in,

Too.

Think I had

One too many sodees.

Owwee.