02x07 - A Wasabi Story

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Previously on Jonas LA...

Mona wants me to kiss Vanessa today
during the sh**t.

-How do you feel about that?
-Good.

It was hard because I didn't
want to watch you kiss her.

We're not dating
and you're dating somebody else.

Yeah, Ben.

He just asked me out!

-He's cute.
-I know.

We should be able
to date whoever we want

without the other one of us
freaking out about it.

-I agree.
-Let's go on a date.

That sounds really nice.

OK, here's the plan:
Joe, down and out to the right,

Nick, buttonhook to the left.
Break.

You know, Stella,
this is a great opportunity

to observe boys
in their natural habitat.

And get a tan at the same time.

Oh, you did not say tan!

Remember the tan ban? Hi.
Hands.

For you and for you.

And a little more for you.

I'll be back in 20 minutes.
Hm.

OK, guys, hut one, hut two.

-Over here.
-OK.

-Nobody's open.
-Dude!

Oh, no, here comes the blitz.

-Nobody's open.
-Come on.

-Over here.
-He's gonna run for it.

Dude!

He's at the 20. He's at the ten.
He might go--

All the way!
Come on, no.

Interesting. The youngest ones
seem to have attacked the eldest.

You can learn much
by observing their ways.

Why can't boys ever just relax?

Well, they can't
express their feelings, so they do this.

How do you know so much?

I've lived among them for years.
I have brothers.

Huh, that's fascinating.

-♪ Yeah! ♪

♪ Hey! ♪

♪ I was sitting at home ♪

♪ Watching TV all alone ♪

♪ So tired of routines ♪

♪ The day goes on and on ♪

♪ So I pick up the phone ♪

♪ Call everyone I know ♪

♪ I say there's gonna be a party ♪

♪ Hit the music, here we go, yeah ♪

♪ You gotta live to party
Bust your move ♪

♪ Everybody's in the groove ♪

♪ Tell the DJ to play our song ♪

♪ Are you ready to rock and roll? ♪

♪ Gotta live to party
Bust your move ♪

♪ Everybody's in the groove ♪

♪ Live to ♪

♪ Party! ♪

♪ LA, LA, baby ♪

-♪ She's a ♪
-♪ LA, LA ♪

Ben, how gorgeous is this?

-Cute.
-Cute? It's genius.

I mean, it's revolutionary.
It's the future of fashion.

-It's a sweater.
-That's reversible.

-Hey, guys.
-Hi.

Hey. Um, you guys,
you remember Ben, right?

Of course I do. Ben.
Big Ben.

Yeah, OK, let's just...

-Vanessa, hi, you look amazing.
-No, you do.

-Stop.
-Start.

Lightning bolt:
you two should totally join us for lunch.

-Ooh--
-Really...

I just kinda was hoping
it'd be the two of us.

Oh, Joe, Chef Shiraki
is coming here today

to prepare a very special meal for us,
so it needs to be shared with friends.

Shiraki? He's, like,
the best sushi chef in the world.

Oh, his sushi is totes delish.

-So, you're in?
-Uh, yes!

-Yeah, we're totally in.
-You are?

-We are.
-Good.

-Sure.
-Great.

-Totes excited.
-Yay!

Yeah.

Um, Joe, question.

Do we have enough...

-Batteries?
-Yes, batteries.

-We should check.
-Absolutely.

Because there might be a blackout
in the middle of the day.

-Which wouldn't really make sense, but--
-You know, it never hurts to check.

-OK, we're checking. We'll be back.
-We'll be...

Battery check.

Batteries?
Are you kidding me?

Whatever.
We only have a second.

-Does Ben know that you and I were--?
-No, no!

-Does Vanessa know about--
-No, no, no.

Good, that's good.
We should probably keep it that way.

-They don't need to know.
-They don't need to know.

Shh! 'Cause everything's going
really good with me and Vanessa right now,

and I don't want to complicate things.

-Yeah, me too with Ben.
-Really? You guys are happy?

Of course we're happy.
Why wouldn't we be happy?

Do we not look happy?

No, no, no, I didn't say that.

Oh.
Well...

We are.

Great.
We should probably get back out there.

-Yeah.
-Wait.

Shouldn't we, like,
grab a battery or something?

No!

Fine.

Should you guys be
doing that in the house?

No, that's why we're heading
to the golf course today.

Really?
Can I come with?

-You know it's not miniature golf, right?
-Uh, yeah.

You know there's no windmills
or castles or anything.

Gotcha.
Big-boy golf.

Mace, it's a lot harder than it looks.

I know!

But I just... I really
want to try and play golfing.

-Yeah, play golfing.
-Please?

You're so adorable, how can I say no?

Thank you.

I'm gonna go change
into something really cute and golfy.

-Adorable.

-Oh cool.
-That means, "You guys, sushi!"

Seriously.

Oh, my gosh.

This is so pretty.
It's like our own little sushi bar.

Do not say pretty in front of Shiraki.

He takes the art of sushi
very seriously.

Oh, yeah, I heard he once kicked a guy
out of his restaurant

for saying the word "yummy."

Good to know, because we don't want
any drama at this lunch.

-Right, Stella?
-Right, Joe.

Shiraki-san... has arrived.

Thank you for gracing us
with your time and your tuna.

Oh.

Sit.

So, Shiraki, what's tasty?

-Tasty?
-Joe!

-What? I didn't say yummy.
-Yummy?!

I think he just takes the last thing
anyone says and yells it.

Yells it!

I was just messing with you.

Enough laughter!

-Sushi time.

All right, so,
don't be too discouraged

if you don't do that well, OK?

OK. I guess I'll just watch you guys
and try to do what you do.

-Isn't she--
-Yeah, adorable.

All right, Nick, show us the way.

OK, now if you watch closely,
he has a very specific routine.

-It helps him concentrate.
-Shh.

Sorry, dude.

Yay, Nick!
Goody for you.

Macy, golfers prefer a nice,
"Nice shot."

Oh, sorry.
Nice shot.

-Thank you.
-My turn.

OK, fly free, fly straight.

So, what is he doing?

He's getting his mind
and his body to work as one.

Oh.
What do they normally do?

-Nice shot, Kev.
-Nice shot.

-All right, Mace, you're up.
-Oh.

-Let's head down to the ladies' tees.
-Down here.

Oh, um, why do girls
have to play over there?

Well, guys are more powerful
so we have to start farther back.

-Kind of even things out.
-Oh.

Well, I kinda wanted to try from here.
I mean, the view is so much nicer.

-Sure, sweetie, go ahead.
-OK.

Here goes nothing.

-That was pretty bad.
-Yeah, we told you it was tough.

-Don't be too hard on yourself.
-Thanks, guys.

But at least it's a beautiful day.

This is the best uni ever.

And uni is?

-Raw sea urchin.
-Oh.

Oh, you have to try this.

Ooh, mm-mm.

You know, it looks like
somebody already ate that.

Stella, life is a series of first bites.

Yeah, Stella, try it.

OK, big shot, after you.

-You first.
-You first.

I'll try it if you try it.

Fine.
Same time.

-OK.
-On three.

- One, two...
-Three.

Mmm, it's really good.

I know.

Oh, we did it.

-We did it.
-We did it!

We did it!

-Oh, you were nervous.
-No, you were scared.

I was fine.
What are you talking about?

I saw your face...

-Ben.
-Vanessa.

Benny, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben.

Thank you, honey,
for encouraging me to try new things.

That's my Ben, y'all.

-Uh-huh.
-Enough!

Next course.

-Ooh, green tea ice cream.
-Joe, no! Joe, no!

That's wasabi,
Japanese mustard, super spicy.

Really?
It's not that...

Are you crying?

I didn't think his face
could get that red.

Oh, I'd do anything to get
that glow in my cheeks.

Joe! Joe! Joe!

Ah, wasabi, it always make me laugh.

-That's five for me.
-And me.

I got a nine!
I beat you both.

OK, for the last time:
the goal in golf

is to get the ball in the hole
in the fewest number of shots.

Right, like bowling.

Hey, sweetie, how about
you go to the clubhouse,

get a lemonade and relax?

You could even drive the golf cart!

That does sound like a lot of fun,
but I'm not a quitter.

I mean, maybe there's something
that could help me concentrate.

Like, I don't know, raise the stakes?

-How?
-Like a bet.

You want to bet us at golf?

You're right,
that was a terrible idea.

No, no, no, I want to hear
what she has to say.

-Keep talking.
-Hmm, let me think.

Oh, I got one. If you beat me
I'll do your laundry for a week.

-I don't want to make you do that.
-I do!

We haven't washed any clothes
since we've moved in.

And if I win, let's say

Stella and I get to live
in the main house for a week

while you guys live in the guest house.

Bet on.
Oh, yeah.

Gracious, where did that come from?

-I'm guessing you've done this before.
-Big golfing family.

-Your dad taught you?
-My mom.

OK, I read somewhere that
you're supposed to drink milk, so...

-I'll drink anything... anything.
-It's OK.

-Is that better?
-I can feel my tongue now.

That's good, 'cause, um, you're a mess.

And, um, you got a little in your hair.

-What? Oh, man.
-Relax, chill out. I got it.

I got it.
Come here.

There you go.

Back to perfect.

-You rule.
-Thanks.

Stella?

This isn't what it looks like.

Unless it looks like nothing's going on,
because nothing was happening.

You know, you and Joe
always act weird around each other,

and I let it go because you said,
"Don't worry. Everyone here is weird."

And we are.

Stella, you two clearly
have something going on.

Look, yes, Joe and I have been
friends for a really long time.

And, yes, we did sort of
try dating briefly.

-Very briefly.
-Barely at all.

And now we're back to just friends.

-You know, I'm gonna go.
-Oh, Ben!

There's no point in us dating
until you two figure out what this is.

Sorry.

Well, that wasn't fun.

Are you OK?

Yeah.
I guess I'm supposed to feel bad.

I don't.

Is that good?

Are you really asking me
a relationship question right now?

Right.
Never mind.

So, about what Ben thought
he saw back there...

It was totally innocent.

-Totally.
-Totally.

Totally.

-So, we're cool?
-Yeah.

Except your girlfriend's
in the other room.

Right.

Mm, Joe, Stella, you finally made it back.

Yep, here we are.

-It's like we were never gone.
-Where's Ben?

-Oh, his cat's sick.
-He wanted a burger.

-Cat!
-Burger.

He's eating a burger with his sick cat.

Liars!

OK.
OK.

Um, Ben broke up with me.

Oh, sweetie, I am so sorry.

Come, sit, tell me everything.

So, first things first:
what was his sign?

-He was a Scorpio.

How did you even make it past hello?

-I'm gonna let you girls talk.
-You, sit!

Me sitting.

♪ It was a beautiful day ♪

♪ I throw my worries away ♪

♪ Nothing new, just the same old same ♪

♪ So I'm gonna start a new page ♪

♪ I turn the radio on ♪

♪ And it's my favorite song ♪

♪ It's so good to sing along ♪

♪ It feels so right, this can't be wrong ♪

♪ I just want a good time ♪

♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ I don't want to fuss and fight, no ♪

♪ Life's too short to waste time ♪

Ha!

♪ Oh, no ♪

♪ Every little thing's
Gonna be all right ♪

♪ 'Cause we're chilling
In the summertime ♪

♪ Not a cloud in the sky ♪

♪ Everybody's feeling fine ♪

♪ And everything'll be all right ♪

♪ 'Cause we're chilling
In the summertime ♪

-♪ Not a cloud in the sky ♪
-♪ Not a cloud ♪

♪ Everybody's feeling fine ♪

♪ And everything will be all right ♪

Putting to win her fourth straight hole
is Macy "the Girl" Misa.

-I think your girlfriend hustled us.
-I can't believe you said "I think."

You know, I'm kinda starting
to feel bad for you guys.

You are?

Nah!
In your face!

Still think she's adorable?

You know what I think?

I think that you went out with Ben
to get over someone else.

So, Shiraki-san,
you got anything else back there?

I tell you when you eat.
I tell you what you eat.

I tell you how you eat.
I am the boss of eating.

-Dude, chill.
-Chill?!

-Sorry.
-Joe, please, we're talking.

So, this guy before Ben,
anyone I would know?

-Well, um...
-Vanessa...

-You want the truth?
-Of course.

Before I fell for you...

Stella and I... almost... were a thing.

-Excuse me?
- But, Vanessa, I promise you,

it is totally over between us.

-Are you mad?
-No.

Are you sure you're not mad?

No, no, and now that
everything is out in the open,

I just need Stella
to tell me one thing.

Mm-hmm.

What is the deal
with Joe and his hair?

-His hair?
- Yeah.

-What about my hair?
-You're, like, obsessed with it.

-I am not!
-You kind of are.

You know what, Stella?
I'm kind of glad that you two had a thing,

because now you can tell me everything.

Oh, well, for starters,
he can't even walk past a mirror

without stopping to stare
at himself in it.

Oh, please! I once saw him
stand over a puddle for ten minutes.

-Ten minutes, that's a long time.

Macy, I'm sorry we teased you.
You're an incredible athlete.

-And still an amazing girlfriend.
-Aww, you guys are so sweet.

But you're not weaseling out of the bet.
Enjoy the guest house.

- Adorable!
-Zip it.

Sayonara, homies.

Arigato, Shiraki-san.
It was an honor.

Joe, would you mind walking
Shiraki-san to his hybrid?

No problem.

-Let me help you with that.
-Oh, could you be any sweeter?

You know something, Shiraki-daki?

Everybody's afraid of you,
but I gotta say you're OK.

I like to keep
my customers on their toes.

Do not touch Shiraki!

Thanks for this. You know, despite all
the drama, that was really fun.

-So, thanks.
-Fun, right.

Wow, you OK there?

Here's the thing:
I liked you, Stella.

I thought we could be... friends.

I'm sorry.
I thought we were friends.

You know, we had sushi,
and we made fun of Joe,

the whole staring-at-the-puddle thing.

Yeah, that was fake.

Kinda like the way you've been faking

that there's nothing
going on between you and Joe.

-There is nothing between me and Joe.
-Oh, please.

I know bad acting when I see it,

because people always come up to me
and ask me if their kids have talent,

and they never do, and I always have to
tell them that they have talent.

And you know how I do that?

With good acting.

What are you talking about?

-Just stay away from Joe.
-Or what?

-Or we're gonna have a problem.
-Are you threatening me?

Ah, now you're getting it!

Mmm!

-Did you just poke me?
-What if I did?

Well, then, girlie, it would be on.

-Oh, it's on.
-All right.

All right, wow, I haven't been in
one of these since the fifth grade.

- Ladies!
- Hey!

Hi!

-Look at you two.
-We're sharing jewelry.

Oh, this would look adorbs on you.

Oh, "adorbs," I love it
when you don't finish your words.

It is so cool that you guys are friends.

-Total besties.
-Yep, buddies.

Ah, buddy.

I can't believe you guys lost the house.

-It's not our fault.
-We got hustled.

-By Macy?
-Let's not relive it.

-What do you think they're doing in there?
-Not bumping into one another.

And having enough air to breathe.

All right, guys,
we have a major problem:

three brothers, two beds and one floor.

Or a bedroom with Aunt Lisa's
cat and his litter box.

There's only one way to settle this.

Guys, this isn't fair.
I stink at golf.

Dude, loser claims the floor.

Or the cat.
Sorry, dude, we don't make the rules.

Yeah, you kinda do.

-What just happened?
-Yeah, you're supposed to stink.

I did, but then I got some pointers
from my new golf coach.

-Macy?
-Macy.

Good luck fighting for the floors, boys.

Oh, and the toilet brush
is underneath the sink.

♪ Not a cloud in the sky ♪

♪ Everybody's feeling fine ♪

♪ And everything will be all right ♪

Next on Jonas LA...

-You and Nick, big day tomorrow.
-Our one-month-iversary.

I'm sure he's gonna get you
something really special.

-You sure Macy wants a mug?
-Macy only likes handmade gifts.

It's her family's tradition.

-Check out that whack mug!

I need a new wardrobe girl.

You think your friend, Blondie,
might like the job?

Yes!
Yes, yes, yes!

You!
Who let you on my set?

I'm not here to steal your boyfriend.

-Do I have a surprise for you.
-Ciao, babies.