04x13 - I Are Good Salesmans

[bunniefuu]

Hello, kids. I am Weasel here, the actor.

Today is a special episode about the

dangers of fire. And to help me with this

subject is a famous fire spokes-bear you

may know. Hey, this is

Manure the bear. I thought we had the

famous fire bear. You know, the six-foot

kind of chunky bear wearing overalls and

a hat and carrying a shovel?I'm not

working with manure. He draws flies.

What's this?Oh, my contract.

Says I work with whoever you say I

work with. Fine. I'll work with

manure. Also, I'd like to introduce my

fellow actor, IR

Babu. Just read the two

cards. Baboon, sniff finger,

baboon. Hello, I am baboon.

Just roll the film.

I am salesman. I am

unpiddiness to

repent.

Yes. Hello, lady of

house. I am salesman.

Can I interesting you in buying

wildfire?Every house needing

fires for cooking and for like that.

So buying it and help keeping

guys like I off street,

ma'am?Can I

interesting you in fire extinguisher?

No, that's okay. Good

thing safe.

Oh! Baboon, that poor

homeowner. I must build that man a new

home, 'cause I am Weasel.

Oh, Mr. Squirrel, it's

beautiful!

Thank you! You're welcome. A gentle

reminder, never open your door to a

strange monkey bearing fire. Now, excuse

me while I stop this fire-peddling

simian. Stop, IR! A

wildfire should never be sold. It belongs

in the wild. It is wrong to hold c*ptive

its wild and free spirit. It is a thing

of wonder and beauty that needs freedom

to roam in its natural habitat. It must

be left alone to wander forth and

populate and have little navy fires, as

Mom Nature intended, to live in peace and

harmony for generations to come. Now, do

you understand, Mr. Monkey?You're talking

to IR?

Hello, fat sir! Here to buying

wildfire?

Fire extinguisher?No!

Great mayonnaise on a stick!

Oh! I love you! Marrying it, you

furry little weeno! Although I am

flattered, madam, I must decline your

offer. That rogue Arayantang must be

stopped.

Ohh No more foul!

Phew. I'm glad that's over. I was

getting a little exhausted rebuilding

everyone's house. Gotcha covered, Ape!

Bet you didn't know I was a gorilla scout

when I was nine. What's up with the

pencils gorilla scout?You buy wildfire,

goofy-looking lady?I'll buy

anything you're selling. You're selling

monkey.

Bye-bye, satisfy the customer!

Fire extinguisher. What?A

coincidence! That's just what I need!

Well, I'll be.

I'm starting to grasp the concept of

their scam. After Baboon sells raw fire

to innocent people, that panciless guy

shows up and sells him an extinguisher.

Ohh Excuse me, sir. Were you talking to

me?This fraud must end. You can't

sell wildfire door-to-door. People

already have controlled fire in their

homes. Let me explain it to you.

Controlled fire's role in life is to

serve man and woman, too. Controlled Fire

has a very important job to do. Every

day, in every town and city, Fire goes to

work for us. He

jumps in to help mankind to light their

stoves and cook their food. Ah,

man, that fire is hot!

That's right, Mr. Egg. Controlled Fire is

used to cook our weenies and warm our

houses. So you see, wildfire was never

meant to be sold. Umm

In fact, selling wildfires is against the

law. You mean it's a crime?

Cartridge! We must rethink our strategy.

Earthquake man! Want to buy this?It's the

earthquake in a can! Just pop the top.

Here, all this! Enjoy.

Can't the buying safety element?We're

going to be rich! Yes!

The moral of this story?Never go into any

business venture with a pantsless man.

Personally, I think the hamster's just

jealous.

Just fade to black.

So, kids, I hope you all learned a

invaluable lesson today. Never play with

fire or earthquakes.

doing here?I was watching TV, and I saw

you. I came right down to the studio to

pick you up, you naughty bear. Oh, I am

so sorry, Mr. Hobster. Manure is always

running off like this. Oh, you are always

making a mess of things, you fat, bad

manure. Oh, but mommy still loves

you.

All right, fade to black, for real this

time. Please.