04x02 - I Am Clichéd

[bunniefuu]

Hey, Weasel! Bamboo and the show starts

in five minutes! Thank you, PA. Oh, could

you bring me a coffee?Don't get it

yourself! You're not the boss of me!

PAs. They think they run the show. Where

would they be without us actors?Okay, as

I was saying, I'm seriously thinking

about getting out of the cartoon business

and back to the stage. All of these

scripts, you know. Shakespeare Royal

Theater '68.

Larry Olivier and Richard Burton told me

that my portrayal of a small, furry

animal was interesting. Hmm

So, anyway, there I was in '72. On

Broadway. Oh, the lights were

fantastic. And the atmosphere was

electric. I remember when Julie turned to

me and threw me her car keys and said,

Here, squirrel, lock my

car. And those were the days.

Oh, girls, it's me, your

director, Louis B. Bear.

Oh, here they are, my two most

favorite. Yes, well,

let's hope that this cartoon is funnier.

The last one was one lame cliche after

the other. Oh, I do wish I knew what

cliche means. I must have been home with

the lumps the day they taught that at

school. A cliche is a worn-out

joke we've all seen a million times.

Ohh

This is the funniest, most original

episode ever! Why is 10%

funnier guaranteed?

No! All that!

Pleasures, everyone!

I am Weasel. Scene one.

Take one.

And... oh, action! Mr.

Simian.

All right, you said this was going to be

original. Getting hit by an anvil is the

oldest cliche in cartoons.

Oh, now that's original.

Really?An anvil, an elephant, and a

baleen whale?Talk about cliche.

Only thing missing are kitchen sink.

Thanks, IR. Oh! Cut!

Scene two. Wild takes!

Ooh Oh, this is so original! I'm getting

goosebumps all over my high knee!

Action! Oh, look. A penny.

Original, my tail. Wild takes are older

than my grandmama. A egg?

Cut!

Ohh You're gonna love this. It's a real

original. This is embarrassing.

And... action!

Being very, very quiet.

Are you all hunting for any

wabba?Eh

What's up, Ebun?

Gee, I've never seen that before.

Oh, I will paint a tunnel and disappear

into it.

What kind of idiots are you guys trying

to run to a rock wall?Cut!

Fighting, action.

Oh!Goodie! It's a gift

scene!

Okay, here's the setup. Baboon, you are

Sybil, the depressed birthday girl. And

Weasel, you are Sybil's best friend,

Floretta. Sybil's husband, Hosey,

left her alone for two weeks with ten

hungry children to feed, and a dog named

Raul with a skin condition. Whilst he is

a-selling perfume, door to door in

China, you want to cheer her up

with a gift.

your civil. Thanking you're fluid,though.

Oh! God! Now, that's

comedy! That's-- I'm

walking. Uh You can't leave!

You're going to love that scene. It's

new. It's unique.

Weasel!Babies!

They're time, they're young They got no

teeth They just got gums their diaper

Wearing kinky squeezel babies Got their

shots for moms and rabies And even though

they drool They're fuzzy so it's cool

Squeezel babies Hold up the

sign! What?No

anvil?

This is really too much. It's been one

stupid cliche after another. And to make

matters worse, you're using old scripts.

Look, you crossed out Bugs Bunny, then

Buster, then scribbled in Weasel. Is that

a crime?If you don't come up with

something original, then I'm out of here.

I feel so dirty. Okay, you win! No

more country pieces! In fact, here is

your new script! I wrote it myself!

I can't wait.

Dr. Baboon, I am afraid I'll have to

operate on that young wrestler. Stop

being afraid. Dr. Weasel,

Dr. Baboon, I don't know how to tell you

this, but I'mExpecting

I think I like the cliches better.

Hello, nice.