03x13 - He Said, He Said.

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I ask roommate to be safe driving. I are

crazy again. To go

on, Mr. Monkey, this is riveting.

I am not sleeping at night. We are

keeping eye awake. Such

a racket he is keeping at night.

He's so thoughtless.

Oh, I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Baboon. I

think I left my curling iron on. I'll be

right back. Oh, I am

terribly sorry, Mr. Ferret, but I had to

drop my pants off at the cleaners. You

were saying?Baboon is so selfish.

I donate my free time to Habitats for

Carls, and let me tell you, there are a

lot of Carls out there desperately in

need of a habitat. We have plenty of room

in our apartment, so I'm building one.

For me?Yes, Carl.

Oh, thank you!

Were you talking to me?And another thing.

That stupid baboon is always breaking my

eggs. Ouch.

Do go on, Mr. Orangutan. We

shall keep buying defective eggs.

It's always secret dream of ire to

being chicken farmer.

Beef me,

tiny baby d*ck. We

say that farmer dream of IR,

'cause he only buying liquid

dishes. Oh, oh, you

know, I left my pants in the dryer

too long. I'll be right back.

So I had to go and get some more eggs.

I was planning to cook my special souffle

that night, but... I can't stand leaving

the apartment because I don't have any

faith in Baboon taking down my messages

correctly. Is that so?Say, do you

ever dream in German?

What?You see, Doctor, I'm afraid that my

friends and colleagues think the monkey's

an idiot. Always a friend.

Treat I I like idiot. Hello.

This is Admiral Bullins. Tell Weasel we

need him in Washington to handle an

emergency on Air Force One.

Any messages?Admiral

b*ll*ts called. He say we shall need to

wash hair force free. I

wonder if this is forceful enough.

Hello. This is Admiral.

being in shower. Tell the Admiral I'm

putting on hair conditioner. Reason

telling me to telling you he not care

about your condition. Bye-bye.

Oh, I am so interested. I'll

be right back. I was trying to prepare

for a blind date. I was cleaning the

apartment. What the...

Hey, what do you think you're doing?If

girl are blinded, she not care what the

apartment looking like.

Oh, you cute little

thing. Let's just take a look at you. Oh,

furry and handsome.

Hey, I are a baboon.

Please don't meeting me. Oh.

You're kind of cute for a simian.

And you're cute. And such

manly fleas. She obviously liked

me more.

She obliviously liking IR more.

It's my date!

The acting

I acted with complete and utterrestraint.

Stop it. You both need professional

help. I recommend Dr.

Sigmund Fraud. Specializing in

cohabitational disorders pertaining to

weasels and baboons. She dropped this

card. It's so specific I had to come see

you. You know, I forgot to play fetch

with my dog this morning. I'll be right

back. Where were we all?

We're all out of time. And we were so

close to a breakthrough. See you next

week. Please pay the receptionist.

Oh, we were so close to a breakthrough.

True. See you next week.

What are you doing here?Why is Wiesel

being here too also?

Yes. Hey, you're my blind

date. She can't see.

I can't believe I'm so stupid. It's the

oldest psychiatrist scam in the book.

And I thought we had something.

Hey. This is a phony

diploma. You crossed out the otic

in psychotic and wrote in iatrist.

You meaning pantsless doctor are not

psychiatrist?I'm afraid not, old

friend. He's just pantsless.

It says I am a fraud right in my

name. I may be a fraud, but so is my

dad, Sigmund Fraud Sr. In fact,

we're all frauds! My whole

family! Ah

Maybe we can help.

It all started when I was about nine.

I was just a boy. I didn't know pants

were required at school. Oh, what

a guest. You know, pal, he may be insane

and a fraud, but he still needs our

compassion. And then Grandmama

wouldn't let me play on the swings. Then

the twins made me wear that.

Dress! I

could be wrong about that compassion

part. A top of a prom

dress!

Do you know what that sounds like?