What a beautiful night to be a
vampire. Come, my friend.
Tonight, we suck blood. You
must remember that vampires
never have reflections.
Ohh
Shall we go then?
Behold, the village of
Mudsylvania. But how we get there?
Simple. We turn ourselves into
bats.
Remember.
Not a baseball bat. A vampire
bat, my soft-headed chump.
We have arrived. The
Barnyard Club is the swingingest
nightclub in Botsylvania.
Uh, howdy. Uh, can I help you boys?
Good sir. Why on earth are you
dancing with your livestock?
We, we, we is too shy to talk to
g-g-girls. There,
thereWomen are often quite frightening.
There, there
Vampire! I've come
to drink our blood.
Nonsense. That's nothing but an old
vibes tale.
I only drink... Low fat canned
blood.
Well, I guess that's OK.
Say, this seems like an excellent
opportunity for the and the undead
community to show our compassionate side.
My half vit comrade and I will happily
ask real. women to
come dance with you so you won't have to
dance with smelly farm animals.
Uh, you'd do that for us?Of course.
For I am Wiesel. Bren.
But we must also clean this place up.
It's a pigsty.
This is the nicest thing anyone's ever
did for us. Humbaboon.
We shall return.
Dolores, them vampires are rat-friendly
folk. Uh, yeah.
Dr. Van Smilsing. The
famous vampire hunter.
Oh, that's right, girls! Would
anyone care to buy a vampire skate rock?
Or maybe some vampire jerky?
Uh.. All right, let's cut to the chase! I
know you've had vampires in here. Oh,
yeah, they was real nice folk. Nice folk.
Nice folk! Vampires are evil,
blood-sucking fiends. The only good
vampire is a dead vampire!
Would I catch these two?Oh, the right
stinks through their hearts! Ta-ta.
Boy, that vampire hunter sure was
threatening. Well, I guess we better get
a cleaning.
There, there Oh my gosh, oh my gosh!
Come in, ladies.
Uh, I'm Gertrude. Hello, I am
Hildegard. Hello!big boy!
Oh, no!
Gosh, I sure am glad that vampire hunter
never found you. What,
vampire hunter?
Vampire hunter! Now I'm
gonna put these stakes to your huts! But
my good man, these are flank stakes.
So show me. I'm
jacked. Victory is mine. You,
Sir, are a cruel, hateful man. Vampires
are people, too. Sometimes you must walk
a mile in another man's moccasins before
you truly understand him. We're talking
to B.
Oh.
Once you're bitten by a vampire, you're
becoming vampire.
Oh, it's true. It's true.
Give me a minute here.
You stupidest vampire
ever.
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03x07 - I Am Vampire
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Series centers on I.M. Weasel, a smart, noble and successful weasel, I.R. Baboon, an unintelligent and rude Hamadryas baboon who is envious of Weasel and often acts as his frenemy, and the mischievous Red Guy, who often antagonizes the duo.
Series centers on I.M. Weasel, a smart, noble and successful weasel, I.R. Baboon, an unintelligent and rude Hamadryas baboon who is envious of Weasel and often acts as his frenemy, and the mischievous Red Guy, who often antagonizes the duo.