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03x02 - The Hole

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "I Am Weasel". Aired: July 22, 1997 – 2000.*
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Series centers on I.M. Weasel, a smart, noble and successful weasel, I.R. Baboon, an unintelligent and rude Hamadryas baboon who is envious of Weasel and often acts as his frenemy, and the mischievous Red Guy, who often antagonizes the duo.

03x02 - The Hole

Post by bunniefuu »

Ah, 23 miles to the world's biggest hole.

Ah, whole California. Home of

the-- whoa, whoa, whoa.

Home of the world's biggest home.

Hello, IR. Why are fuzzy

weasel always being where IR

are?Whoop.

Howdy, howdy, howdy. I reckon y'all come

to see the hoe. Ain't nothing else to do

around here. Kind of a one-horse

town, if you get my meaning. She's right

over there!

Now, how many tickets to see the

hole?Actually, sir, I am

not here as a tourist. I am Weasel!

The famous hoe-ologist?At your

service, I am here to look into the

hole to understand its nature.

That mean you ain't gonna buy no tickets?

I'm afraid not. Well,

how about you?You want to look in the

hole?

What?Are you talking to

IR?Yep, one ticket or

two. Oh, no. I am

h*m*. I can't standing hole.

I are coming to fill the hole! Nothing as

scary as an empty hole. It's my life's

work to filling every hole I see.

You wanna fill our hole, son?Well,

that's the only hole we got! In fact...

Now, see here, Baboo.

Please keep your hole-plugging devices to

yourself. I have work to do.

Really, Mr. Vermone, you can't just fill

this hole. It must be studied and

preserved for future generations.

Oh, looky, I, uh, needy, I

unknowing everything.

Hole is dangerous! Even so, this

hole is far too big to be filled by a

little cement. Allow me to demonstrate.

These are not fooling. Hole is big.

I am needing more cements.

As soon as this machine finishes

compiling my research, the mysteries of

this hole will be revealed.

Are not working. That boy ain't exactly

the brightest pickle in the jar, now ishe?

Inflate all cork, or in cord to

inflate. It's

a good thing that soft-headed baboon

never found a way to plug the hole. What

we have here is a ground-level volcano.

If it had been sealed, the results could

have been devastating for the entire

planet.

caution! No!

I'm the

winningest... I'm the

first. Baboon, I

demand that you cease that victory dance.

Missing me!

She's gonna blow! Stop and cover.

Hey, what you doing?

c*ck is working. Hole filled

good. My

working here is done.

Bye, bye, bye.

You know, kids, Baboon was half right.

Some hole should be filled. But some

holes should be left alone. Boy, I'll

say. Especially ground level

volcanoes.