03x01 - Time Weasel

[bunniefuu]

Clean enough.

Oh

It's working! It's working, Lula Belle!

They call me a horse's butt in Peoria. A

horse's butt! But I am not a horse's

butt, I am Weasel! Ohh

We've done it! Time-traveling

underwear! With these babies, we can go

anywhere in the space-time continuum.

Accusing me. But if I are wearing time

panties, that meaning I are good at

changing history and becoming the mean of

the world?Yes, of

course. However,

that would be unethical, much like it

would be unethical to eavesdrop on

someone else's conversation or to break

someone else's window. Would it be

unethical to tickle someone else's

grandma?Yes, Lulabelle, that's an

excellent example. Stealing another

person's underwear would be another one.

Great giblet gravy, no! You

cannot stopping, I are

changing

Jiminy coleslaw. We've gone back to a

time when the world was flat and

dinosaurs ruled the earth. This is

incredible.

What majestic beasts.

Amazing! And me without my camera.

Woo hoo!

What a big chicken laughing at.

Man, your stinky red pledges. k*ll the

dinosaurs. Do you realize what you've

done?You have brought dishonor to all

baboons. Wait a minute. Dinosaurs are

supposed to be extinct. This sequence of

events must have been predestined.

Intriguing. Shopping or three day!

Aye, ah, time! He got

lucky this time. But that crazy chimp

could still destroy history.

Oh, look, yonder peasant. These ugly

little trolls have come from the spirit

world to witness my invention.

The Earl of Flemm had

invented eyeglasses.

I am needing eyeglasses to cure my

eyeplasses. If we are witnessing the

invention of eyeglasses, we must not

interfere. First, I shall take it

these glasses as onions and place them

over the squinty person's eyes.

Dost thou see any

better?No.

Well, the onion doth make me cry!

Thine eyes are infested with

eye demons. These poor primitives still

believe in eye demons. Oy, oy. We must

act quickly. Stick that head in the fryer

basket now, man! Women and

children, don't just try this at home.

This peasant is a professional boiling

oil stuntman. Into the boiling

coconut oil.

How dost thou feel?

Crispy.

No! My intention is a failure!

I guess it's looking yummy.

Ohh

Thou can eat onions?

Thou can eat onions. Yes,

I have advanced a new type of food.

Amazing. Rebel must be destined to

correct history's blunders. I

too am a professional boiling oil

stuntman. me,

you don't want to try this at home.

Oh. Hmm

By my weasel, I destroyed

history, and I go home to be

clean.

Oh, you're back! It was

incredible, Lulabelle, why this unevolved

simian actually saved history.

So exciting! Of course, he couldn't have

done it without my guidance. I'll explain

it all to you over some milkshakes and

onion rings. So,

if it weren't for you, Baboon, the Earth

would be overrun with dinosaurs, and

people would eat dinosaur steaks instead

of burgers. And what a horrible world

that could be. Aye, ahh!

Where are those onion rings?Here

you go. Oh, the pain! One

order of onions!

I wish there were an easier way to make

it.