02x10 - I.R. Role Model

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Fire!

Thanks, Fire Dog.

Time to put out another fire, Fire Dog. I

am freezer!

Knock, knock. It's the 15th of the month.

Got my check cashed. Wanna buy some

crackers?

Oh, glory! Got my crackers! Now my

three darling kids will eat! Freddie Jr.,

Murray Jr., and Little Wormy Jr.

Fire! It's

on fire! Jump! I'll catch you!

Where are everybody going?Fire! Fire!

Fire! Fire!

I all must save crackers! Oh, the

humanity! Save me! Then

save Freddie Junior, Murray Junior, and

Warby Junior. But save me first!

Jump, lady! I'll catch... Oh, my.

Oh, you wonderful gorilla! You saved me!

Yay! I am a baboon!

How does it feel to be a big hero, Mr.

Baboon?I am a big hero?I am a

big hero. I am a big hero!

This man is no hero. He's been selling

crackers illegally for years. Baboon

would never do that!He's so

cute and hairy and has a red butt.

Oh, he's just trying to cover his tracks.

This weasel started the fire! Ma'am,

I assure you, I did not. Then how do you

explain being here at this fire?In

fact, you have been present at every fire

in this city for the past 20 years!

I am a fireman. So, you would need...

No! Weasel's a crook! IR Bamboo

is the greatest! Let's follow IR Bamboo!

Strap on butts, only a dollar. Take one

home, strap it on your butt. You believe

me?Don't you, fire dog?

Maboon, a hero. Weasel,

I am Pyro.

Ooh, fetching.

Hero baboon trendsetter. First strap on

bots, then finger sniffing. What's next?

Mop. Heil.

Mop. Heil. Next!

Hello. I'd like my children to thank the

monkey that saved their lives. I

are living large. I are having more

dinarrow than nobody. I'm happy for you.

Eight boxes of crackers, please. I got

extra cash for having my longest

little wormy.

I have lost my humanity.

Hey buddy, could you spare a dime for

some food?Oh yeah, like you won't use it

to buy some eggs. Sicko.

I smell smoke.

There were me, Junior. Mama's taped

another cr*cker to your steak. Now wait!

What's that doing withOh, ohh little

Wormy Jr. doesn't like to eat his

crackers raw. Don't get your hiney in a

slang! It's just a harmless little

fire. Aah!

So! Pankless little cr*cker moms

started all them fires! Not

we say! And the point is?The cr*cker

trailer's on fire! There's women and

Jonah in there! And all those crackers!

Somebody should save 'em!

Bye! I am weeping.

Oh, weasel, you're my hero! One more

second and our highness would have been

dosed. You've all been duped. Crackers

can be purchased at the corner grocery

store for half the price that baboons

sold them for. Even with cash?I'm afraid

so, ma'am. Oh, you caniving monkey!

Okay, kiddies, don't pile on a gorilla!

Come back and fight me, man to man.

Fire dog.

I hope you all learned a valuable lesson

today. It is a bad idea to

blindly follow anyone, especially if

that anyone is a bad one with the right

butt. Weasel's right! We should never

blindly follow anyone ever again! Let's

follow Weasel!

Weasel rocks.

I suppose I really should teach these

guys to walk on the shallow part. The

end.