02x01 - I.R. Mommy

[bunniefuu]

There's no place like the brass, go like

yourself, fold up your home!

Hoo-wee! Popcorn! I have a

bad idea to carry dynamite in

pockets.

Poopy rest.

I got them fabulous.

That one ain't mine. Found 'em over at

the cabbage patch, but I've been raising

'em as if it were my own. I always

wanted to have children. Well,

that's mighty thirty of you, baboon. You

make a good mama. I got a nose for these

things.

Yep, the nose always

knows. Good luck being a

mama, Mr. Baboon. Say goodbye to the Mama

Baboon kids. Bye-bye, Mr. Mama Baboon!

IR Mommy. Hey,

what's your name?

You're not having a name?IR

name you after Grandpa of IR

Baboon. Hello, baby grandpa!

It's going home.

So the clothes basket is soft. Please for

sticking baby grandpa.

Baby grandpa is hungry?

oh What is wrong with this picture?

That baboon is a bad mother. As a

concerned citizen, it is my duty to call

this one in. Operator... Get

me! I am Weasel! Hey, here's Nanny

Weasel! What do I do?This future 73rd

president is starting to draw flies! I'll

just change his diaper, Admiral b*ll*ts.

I can change mine! Good idea! Mr.

Weasel, call for you on the emergency

nanny phone. Thanks, Lulabelle. Head

nanny weasel. What?A mother needs

help in the Nebraska Sandhills. Well, I'm

just the man for the job. For I am

with--

Nope, this just ain't natural. I am

finding food for baby grandpa.

Diet beef dip sale, corn cob, gelatin

salad, sauerkraut juice.

Ah,

your contentment

should be mommy. Baby grandpa, all

finished. You're taking all milk?How come

you're crying?

I am teaching you, baby

grandpa.

Dancing with the baby?Where is

that little--

Don't you worry, mama. I'm your nanny.

I'm here to help you. I hear you've been

dancing with your baby. Is that true?

I never hurt baby grandpa. Who

say I hurt grandpa?

Why we say listen to me lady with no

pants?Ohh Good mommy.

Time for two sleeping grandpa on soft,

dirty clothes. Looks like

we'll have to start from the beginning

with mommy lessons. You need practice.

And you can start on me. I'll be your

training baby. Baby needs a

diaper change. What are you going to do

about it?Hold your baby grandpa, out the

window till he through. You put

a clean diaper on the baby. Grab a

washcloth.

Life. Remember to go

with the grain. Ah, you're proud.

Perhaps baby grandpa needs a bath.

I don't know how to bathe

Babies need fresh air. Let's go for a

stroll

ohh

Let us see them youngins.

My baby had hair locked down when she was

born, and we saved it. Come on, monkey

mama. Save that baby. I am not

a baby. I am Weasel.

The monster can bleed. He's got the

evil spirits.

Oh, bad lady scared grandpa.

IR Baboon is a good mother after all.

Motherhood is sacred.

Powerful. Beautiful!

Baboon and baby grandpa had a charming

life together. With ups and downs and

smiles and frowns that changed just like

the weather. And grandpa grew into a man,

a big fat man. But love, love,

love, I, our mommy loves his grandpa.

Love, love, love, I, our mommy

loves that grandpa.

Hey, care to dance?

I are sad 'cause baby grandpa is all

grown up. Love is knowing when to

let go. Let go.

Supercow! What are you doing here?

I thought you'd never find me hiding out

in a weasel cartoon. Get a dance.