09x20 - Elly, the Working Girl

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The Beverly Hillbillies

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hold on everybody

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good morning Ellie good morning

how do you like my Merry-Go-Round very

cunning I'll built it for my critters

I'm learning them how to use it you have

the most amazing talent for handling

animals that we make oh let's sit down

I'll talk to you about a job

well I gotta be honest with you Miss

Jane lots of fun but it ain't much money

oh no no no no I'm talking about a job

at the bank you got Critters that need

handling only one the Beast of Beverly

Hills Mr Drysdale in spite of the fact

that we have a written contract he

continues to mistreat the girls at the

bank Miss Jane you won't make a whooping

for you well I don't think that'll be

necessary your very presence Among Us

will ensure proper treatment for all

guess what Paul Miss Jane offered me a

job down to the bank doing what

I don't know well actually she'll uh she

should work as a secretary

you know how to type right and such

Ellie what no sir well we will give her

all the job training Mr Clapton

good morning Granny

did I put on a dress Miss Jane I think

so Ellie I'm going to work in an office

down to the bank good

trouble is Ellie ain't had no experience

as a secretary oh I can learn her

everything that she needs to know in

five minutes you Granny

there's only three things

I rolling

wiggle walking

and lots of

Alexa what's it going to do with being a

secretary Chad didn't you ever see Theta

Barra an office wife

collect I did well see to wound up

marrying her boss and for four reels she

never touched the typewriter

granny it fears you see this job mainly

as a way for Ellie to meet fellas how do

you see it

same way

well I'll be back to pick her up on my

lunch hour

call to do that Miss Jane General

convention down the bank oh thank you

and I'll get her to look like a

secretary wonderful bye

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I wonder how Mr Clampett feels about his

only daughter becoming a working girl oh

he's all in favor of it says granny they

see it as an opportunity for Ellie to

attract a man I hope she attracts too

I think three would be nice

gee I hope she doesn't wear those blue

jeans oh there's no danger of that

Granny has promised in her own words to

fix her up to look like a secretary

well good

in here Ellie

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is that you Annie

sorry where did you get that outfit I

pearl left the whole trunk full of

clothes like this at our house

it's right out of the 20s she's a

complete anachronism

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what was it we go walking

did granny teach you that yes ma'am and

I roll it and Laps it

what a granny considers those the three

fundamentals of Secretarial training

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what's going on in here who's this

floozy Chief this girl is not a floozy

well please tell me what she is she is

the new girl for the secretarial pool

dressed like that are you out of your

mind

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get this nut out of here She's Stoned

gee I beseech you be careful what you

say to this young lady young lady she

looks like a reject my Rudolph Valentino

movie and a bad one Mr Drysdale you're

going to regret speaking in this manner

are you gonna throw her out or am I oh

no Chief I think okay that catch it out

out

and stay out

all right but granny ain't gonna like

what you said

but you don't

big deal

I've heard that voice before you

certainly have that wasn't it certainly

was

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Ellie darling don't be mad at Uncle

Milby I was just having a little fun I

knew who you were all the time

on the worst worst I was gonna really be

mad at you now oh no please

is Hathaway see that this girl gets a

raise immediately

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she hasn't even started to work yet

that's immaterial I also want her to

have a bonus and a shorter working out

how about the rest of us forget it oh Mr

dry down if I get a raise and a bonus

and short of working hours all the other

girls has got to get them too

thank you Ellie they're gonna get yours

out of the way

what did you say I was going to get

cheap you're raised oh thank you Chief

how about me you're gonna get yours too

what about all the other girls oh all

right a blanket raise for everyone

Johnny good I'll go give them the new

marvelous Mr Drysdale you're a nice man

after all well be sure you tell your

father that when you go home to change

out of that ludic Express

granny chose that dress for her now you

tell Granny that she has excellent taste

with this dress it's too beautiful to be

wearing around a dirty old Bang

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foreign

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wouldn't you like me to drive you home

well it's a long way to wiggle walk

see you later Chief about your life you

will I'll be waiting for you I'll tell

you babe from now on you and I will be

Inseparable bye

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hi ma'am

good

oh shut down

I'm sorry she showed up at the bank

looking like that all's well that ends

well I sure hope she meets some photos

now that she's a working girl

so do I but uh I'm afraid this Mansion

somewhat destroys the image of a working

girl what you mean

any man who courts Ellie Mae Clampett is

certain to be called a fortune Hunter

after her for her money

it's something I've been meaning to

mention for some time but frankly I

don't have a solution granny and Ellie

seemed right took with that apartment of

yours you reckon there's another one in

the same building well I'm afraid there

are no vacancies now but if you like she

can move in with me until one comes up

wait till you see

you silly and I've changed it from head

to toe thank you Granny

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how did you change her I toned her down

now she's across between Lily and Gish

and Bessie love

this is Miss Hathaway's appointment okay

open it Mr Drysdale that's highly

irregular entering a tenants apartment

in their absence look Vinnie I told you

I've taken over the mortgage on this

building now shall we discuss your

delinquent payments

I'll open it

why the interest in this particular

apartment this Hathaway is my secretary

oh I understand well I get busy

immediately we paint we paper new

carpeting I'll have a completely

redecorated you do that and I'll

foreclose your mortgage you you have any

bed bugs or c*ck in this

apartment no sir I'll bring some in

what was that

some mice you got any of those no

no we'll get some

Mr Drysdale I don't think I understand

how much is the rent at this Columbia

father only 65 a month I'll double it

what triple it you want me to raise the

rent on your secretary's Apartments new

bed where's the bedroom where does she

sleep well the bed's here in the wall

you see it pulls down like this yeah

well just nail it shut

ah pretty nice bathroom thank you blouse

it up loud out yes break the towel

stop with the plumbing think to

something be creative very nice drapes

cushions to match Miss Hathaway made

those all herself really

Mr Price they lets one destruction of

personal property those Furnishings all

belong to Miss Hathaway that's hers yes

sir

what are you doing having Revenge

revenge on what she put me over a barrel

at the office I'm putting her over the

barrel right here oh I don't like it

Miss Hathaway is a very nice tenant are

you a nice landlord and I try to be well

stop trying

from now on you are going to be the

number one rat Queen looks like I'm

gonna settle for number two I'm going to

ignore that but I'll never forget it now

I want Miss Hathaway harassed night and

day I want her life made miserable for

her I want this apartment under constant

Siege Mr Drysdale did you serve in World

w*r II yes I did which sign

these sn*per marks of yours are going

into the pile and when your mortgage is

due look out and I'm sorry it's just

that I've always considered myself a

hard-hearted landlord I've been called

some pretty mean names in my time but

next to you I'm a pussycat I'll keep

your claws out pussycat the next time I

see Miss Hathaways you better have

scratch marks

well here we are

well it's like you got yourself a cozy

little place here Miss Jane well I'm

sorry it's not larger maybe as long as

you're comfortable g*dd*mn your beds

Paul well uh show me to the bedroom and

I'll put your things there well

this is it Mr Clement

this sofa makes into a bed and then

there's a another bed over here that

folds down out of the wall hole

seems to be stuck well maybe I can

unstick it for you

this thing has been nailed shut Miss

James shot

shut up I don't know well see if I can

fry it loose

pretty nice

what in the world has been going on here

you see cushions missing

it's down in the alley Miss Gene she's

like somebody's been in here making

Mischief vandals well I'm gonna get

alley and get my windows cushioned

before it disappears no thanks Ella you

unpacking hanging things in the bathroom

you hang your things in the bathroom

really oh yes sir Paul this time ain't

got no closet

oh my goodness something wrong yes sir

this thing's all stopped up the fuss is

dripping and there's water all over the

floor

really

appears like this ain't quite the place

you and Granny bragged it up to be well

I

like to top up most of the water

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what are you doing here

just tidying up now I'll beat it shorty

the name is Jen

excuse my rudeness but you see you look

like a favorite no sir I'm gonna clamp

it

well glad to meet you

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well here miss Gene let me give you a

hand oh thank you

Chris Hathaway what's going on in here

somebody threw my seat cushion out the

window and I had to get down the alley

and get it you know that's not what I

mean now whose suitcase is somebody

moving in here with you

Tiffany I had planned to tell you about

it I'm going to have a roommate oh no

none of that out he goes Mr Finney my

roommate is Ellie clopid

told me his name was Jed

Ellie May are you in there uh yes

I sapped up as much as I could but it's

still on my damn uh Mr Finney this young

lady is going to be my roommate all

right your wrench doubled

doubled oh well that hardly seems fair

all right it's triple how do you like

that well I don't almost 200 a month for

this little room is exorbitant that's

all right Miss Gene I'll pay it you you

look like a popper no sir I told you I

was a Clampett you ask me you're a bum

well you ain't exactly the pleasantest

man I ever met big deal get lost

please don't let my irascible landlord

upset you I can I can handle him you

should I've been doing it for years his

bark is worse than his bite yeah good

all right Shirley bark well don't worry

Daddy and I will be just fine well let

me know if you have any trouble we will

and thank you very much bye bye Ellie

bye Mr landlord hit the road robe

but pay no attention to my land already

probably got up on the wrong side of the

bed he reminds me again I'll put him

back to bed well

I'm moving in here because Wiz gonna

work together with Mr drystone at the

bank yes sir I'm gonna be his secretary

just like Miss Jane yeah it makes my job

a lot easier is that your suitcase yes

sir

but you don't have to tell this party my

pleasure

you two getting acquainted

yay he sold my suitcase out the window

Mr Finney you're terrible

Mr Finney you are beautiful you shut off

the heat

the water

hit the blankets

Vinnie you are my kind of landlord now

keep up the good work and I'll cut your

interest rates bye

I'll teach her to fool around with

moving Drysdale you through how quick

can you drive me over to Miss Jean's

apartment well I'm just about to

commence lunch I'll drive you over quick

as I'm through eating but I'd like to

get there before dark

something wrong over to miss James Jen

yeah granny thing is ain't a ship shape

as you remember him there's a few little

repair jobs will be done what do you

think you're doing I'm sniffing your

spoon

he's cooking my favorite thing what's

that food

granny I'm kind of in a hurry to get

over there I got an idea let's take the

stool along and feed Miss Jane and Ellie

too

good thinking

feathers nutsy here is trying to burn

mattress stuffing

Mr Clemente if you'll remove the pot

I'll put the brush in the bathtub and

extinguish the flame

ever stew oh we got some red stuff and

some cold drinks we got a gray and

orange design strawberry

oh oh I am sorry I don't have enough

glasses does anybody mind breaking out

of the bottle we can't smell

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it oh it's you uh Mr Finney you got any

glasses are you all having a drink out

of the bottle in there what's going on

in there we just have a little stew

party it'd invite you in if you wasn't

such an unpleasant company what's all

this smoke in there

it's just a mattress burning you're an

arsonist you seemed like I told you

before I would clamp it I'm gonna call

the police

I don't go too many of them we hardly

got enough to go around as it is

do you mean it are you serious

you got this house

half a car to the roster the poking out

half an hour ago oh finny you're a

genius why you're even Runner than I am

Mr Drysdale coming from you that's a

real compliment

on the double

yes sir oh get Mr Finney's mortgage out

of the file I'm going to cut his

interest payments in half right away sir

oh and bring in that decanter of 100

year old brand of you girls gave me for

my birthday yes sir

we gave you a bottle of 100 year old

Brandy yes oh I don't suppose the

deductions have shown up your paychecks

yet but thanks anyway hey

hey that's a beauty where'd you get

these four claws on the cigar Factory

here you are and a belated happy

birthday oh thank you Helen I'll bring

Mr Finney's Mortgage in straight off yes

we'll just cut the edges in half and

I'll sign it yes sir

oh Finney here's our little jailbird

tell me

how did you frame it well I didn't have

to a roommate got her into trouble ah I

didn't know she had one yeah she just

moved in today police took her away too

good

very pretty blonde girl works for you

one of your secretaries

really let's see that couldn't be Helen

no sounded like that

Ellen Nelly

that's it

Ellie yeah father's a big tall hick with

a mustache named Clampetts police took

the whole family away

granny big stupid looking nephew here's

Mr Finney's mortgage I cut the interest

in half I'll take it back and double it

double it don't triple it triple it turn

foreclose it what's going on here I hope

you have enough money to cover their

bills

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it was all just a terrible

misunderstanding you've been completely

exonerated well he was at first but we

cooled off now well you'll be happy to

know that a complete confession has been

signed by the janitor of this building I

don't believe we've met him

on the double

yes sir Mr Finney is that bathroom

spotless yes sir well come back later

and clean the rest of the apartment

yes sir I know Finney I see that we're

not Disturbed we're going to have a stew

party

yes sir do you know what a stew party

has penny yes sir

I do now

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well now it's time to say goodbye to Jed

and all his kin they would like to thank

you folks for kindly dropping in they're

all invited back next week with this

locality to have a heaping helping of

their Hospitality

hillbilly that is set a spell take your

shoes off I'll come back now here this

has been a film wise presentation

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