07x03 - w*r of the Roses

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hi Kendra

what you want and you better go talk to

Granny before you go charge no to the

next Castle

ton to order the Roses granny wants to

sneak up on her she don't understand a

feudal system nuts don't sneak well

you'd better snake back cause Granny's

gonna find your 10 brunches look at it

you want to get yourself a handsome knot

and get troughed up and live happy ever

after of course I did well do we gotta

find my way the feudal Way With Honor

bravery and intelligence

okay good luck Brave intelligent night

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all right

Colonel dumbarton's eye that that night

who rode through your rose garden last

year is back back and riding through

your rose garden again why don't you

sh**t bow down out

I ain't no loud I'm sir Jethro from the

next Castle I say is he's sitting on

these holes backwards his son a mouth of

contempt dig down you rather or I'll set

the dogs on your too late he's

challenging you to the water roses we'll

be back with our rabble and villager

Gideon

he's brought him back to your roses sir

cashew Black Knight wild Central

challenge versus w*r

yes sir Mr Drysdale calling from London

oh thank you

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yes Mr Clavin and I have some wonderful

news for you

it won't be necessary for you to come to

London to see the queen well fine but uh

how are we going to give her back to

deed to Canada I got it wouldn't now

that's the exciting part

I've been using my influence contacting

all my connections

amen

and as a result of my superhuman efforts

Queen Elizabeth is coming to Clapton

Castle to see you

but she don't have to do that no now she

insists after what you've done for her

she won't have it any other way

it sure is a mighty great honor for us

Mr dry do you I'm glad to do it oh and

by the way don't spin it around security

reasons you know okay oh yes I'll be

with her

if I was him to you

you are a Madman hiring someone to

impersonate the Queen's minister in

Hollywood is one thing but no actress in

the United Kingdom would consent to us

right there you must remember the

Clampett family historian is Jethro he

thinks this Elizabeth is still Queen

yes sir darling we simply must do

something about your father oh sit down

Osgood you knew Daddy drank when you

married me he's getting worse

other people see pink elephants he sees

Black Knights

he's seen him again

claims the fellow rode up this morning

and challenged it roses

that was 500 years ago

all right they are I'll hide his friend

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minion Castle has been captured with

easier catapults but how you gotta get

it inside the wall well I hate it's

going to get me inside

oh it's gonna throw you like a slingshot

I think you never heard of Sir Lancelot

a sail on the walls

this here's what sent him a sailing

ain't you likely to get hurt no that's

why Knights wears armor I reckon that's

where they got the expression Fly by

Night

what you gonna do after you get inside

I'm gonna what you call a lay about me

with my trusted sword then when I get

them all pillaged I'll open the gate let

you in you can pick yourself out tonight

get tossed up

four head four I don't want him if he's

all peel it I'm just stun the good

looking

you sit in the chair and hold it down

till we get there

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ready

where is everybody

what's the blue blazers

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I see Vanessa here's some excitement

Hillary Twickenham claims to have seen a

speckled breasted chat

prepared to repel attackers the Black

Knight is coming

to me all trapped

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Vanessa I thought you said I did I put

his Brandy away then it's time to put

him away

relax dear I have it send him to

Scotland to visit your cousin Sandra

Sandra's coming here there's emlin dress

where's my brother man needs a drop for

battle sit down daddy a total the black

Knight's coming yes yes on his white

charger no no no I'm a black truck

black truck yes and the blighters

captured a fair damsel and has her

strapped to a ducking stool

coming Vanessa yes yeah we'll be in the

solarium

if I had you in India I'd spread you on

an ant hill

lasted

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where have they hit my brand

there you are Ellie just cut the rope

and away I go now remember don't finish

no handsome night I won't I just sack

them

it squeaks better than somehow

okay

neverminds

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you forgot yourself

well that's what I call a brand there

with authority

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thank you

the Black Knights

all right the rest of you pay attention

we'll show you how it's done all right

you fighting Fool's charge

himself wouldn't be proud of you and

when we capture the next Castle you will

need proof will get the trails hey

what's going on uh who are these fellas

grannies gorillas we got a sorry lot of

Rebel gym but I called out the cowards I

was hoping to come up with the dirty

dozen but all I could get was the filthy

phone

go back to your job

favor the clamp of Commandos ready to

lay down their life for your honor they

know everybody ain't coming back yeah

because everybody ain't going You're

Gonna chicken out again is we gonna be

forever known as the Beverly Hills

yellow bellies

Queen is

commute to Canada then we've got to

finish the food it's done finished

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all right

little boy must have had a fit perhaps

he just stumbled and fell

all right Evans what's that

I'm off for the tolerance the Black

Knight and I are jousting jousty and as

he flew over the wall to engage me the

poor bladder forgot his sword so we're

meeting on the field of Allah to settle

the wall of the Roses nice tea

again I can't send Granny's gorillas

back to civilian life I got them all

worked up to a pitch these K*llers they

got a bad lust in their eyes

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thank you

granny get everybody together he's gonna

have a joust oh you caught one did you

oh yeah

well you find it you clean it you cook

Randy I'm gonna have adjusted the green

knife let him clean it and cook it I got

the w*r of the Roses to settle this will

settle it jouster is fighting and the

Green Knight is from the next Castle

well how'd this all come about well I

shot Jethro of the wall and he landed on

the green light so now he's gonna have a

joust you see this will settle a w*r of

the Roses once and for all oh yes sir

that's the feudal system okay ready boy

cause you're under he come

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somebody that's my charger in my josten

lamp

he trained that gold custom boy just

fight him

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what's that green groomer doing

now in the colonel Madam I would guess

he is fortifying himself for the phrase

oh well as long as it's only one

ladies and gentlemen

and rebel

in this corner we have a boy from your

own castle a boy fighting to end the w*r

of the Roses a boy fighting to save the

family name Andrew

the ever popular black knife from bog

tussle let's hear his farm

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in this corner appearing for the first

time without his Cannon a man after your

own Hearts as well as your livers and

other vital organs the notorious yellow

night I mean the Green Knight

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weenie

foreign

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can survive the Catapult he can survive

the k*ller

what about him what kind of shape is he

in

the clan the shape that he is in I

guarantee you he won't feel a thing

that's it

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they do a lot of that around here those

are not for hundreds of years

that figures

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you're gonna be sicker than he is

it's a doctor I'm warning you

hello I'm warning you

9 10. we won the w*r with the Roses you

all seen it

really don't

thank you

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we're in luck they're all down the guard

and that just is still salty let us suck

let's get their Throne set up she says

that Elizabeth in costume makes him look

ridiculous

listen granny think how ridiculous it

will make you look at the unemployment

line there's traffic in there how do you

think he is

kid if I didn't know better I'd swear he

was fermented

get on tillage night hey I know she

knows I'll get you another one

Ellie maybe you had better let jetto get

you another one she can have this one

too he's a Spoils of w*r he's already

spoiled

the water will bring him around yeah

if this is water we gotta find the

cricket come from

foreign

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it's for him

yes

this is Mr fabishon The Queen Is Here

the queen not the new one so the old one

the old Queen Elizabeth the first

chatley have you been at the cooking

Cherry closer I was going up to the

castle and as I emerged from the garden

Tower I saw her majesty Queen Elizabeth

the first yes sir ascending her throne

something to matter Mr Domo not really

so now the the excitement of the day has

been a bit much for Tetley here if I did

see the queen you did yes sir in front

of the castle oh good I've been

expecting her

I'm going to give her back the deed to

Canada

yeah I bought it last

week's here

foreign

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ladies and gentlemen attention please

her gracious Majesty Elizabeth first

has seen fit

to appoint me as wellspot I'll let all

those who have business with the queen

step forward

that's huge head

Majesty ma'am

well first off I want to say that we all

feel Mighty honored just to get to see

you

and I want to thank you for letting us

visit your fine country

I don't know how much Mr Dryer's deal

has told you about how we come to buy

Canada but uh well I reckon maybe

they're less said about that the better

yeah yeah well anyway uh it's honor and

a pleasure to give it back to you and

here is indeed

this is a Majesty I thank you for

returning Canada to the crowd you're

welcome and uh she's welcome

you sure did Mr diesdale can I say

something to the queen you may approach

the throne

you may speak

your majesty ma'am I just want to tell

you that the w*r of the Roses is over

and we want it fair and square gentle

what the green light we'd appreciate it

if you tell the folks in London not to

laugh and point at us no more

Her Majesty will so instruct her

subjects and your name has been

officially cleared thank you ma'am thank

you man

good thinking granny could I ask him

boom Please Mr Drysdale

oh all right step forward

your majesty ma'am I'm sir Jethro de

Bodine except I ain't never been

officially drugged tonight would you

drop me

let me have your sword

Neil