01x11 - Law of Gravity

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Law of Gravity.

It's criminal.

I are belong in court, the

important for law.

I am Weasel. Um, Mr. Weasel,

do you think the results of this case

will cause an end to the new Ice Age?The

results of this case could mean the end

of life itself. Now, if you will please

excuse me, I have a case to win. Oh,

we they think he's so good for law.

Bailiff important, too. I

show them how good I are areAll

are

silent!Here

come a judge. Why, thank you,

IR Baboon. What a wonderful

introduction of all.

Shall we begin?

Court call Mr. P. Bear to

stand. Promise you tell whole truth

nothing but truth, you help me?

My, IR, you've got to be the best

bailiff I've ever had. I are

best babe! I are best babe! I am

best bave! I are best!

You hear?I are

best in the world! Best judge

ever had! Best judge ever had!

Stop immediately. You're violating the

law of gravity.

I'm sorry, IR. Mr. Weasel

is right, I'm afraid. Follow me.

And I'll learn you a thing or two.

Now I've seen everything.

You see, when a law is written, it's

placed inside this case,

automatically putting it into effect.

Read it.

Oh! Ouch!

Stupid law! Make IR look bad,

nasty law! If only law is not

here, then IR be

good again!

Does anyone smell smoke?

See, now it's okay. I

are good

again! Ohh The baboon bailiffs destroyed

the law of gravity! We're doomed! Don't

panic. It only affects us lawyers. Why's

that?Because we're the only ones who

understand the law.

Those poor souls. Do you realize

what you've done, man?Every lawyer on the

face of the earth is now floating off the

planet. What bad about that?Hey,

mom!

Lawyers! My word, Rotheringham!

Banisters!What do you do?

I'm submitting new laws to save my

floating brethren. All lawyers shall

congregate together in one lump over the

courthouse.

I fix things. We

write new law of gravity, not

weasel.

Baboon. What

are you doing, man?I

are smarty pantsies. Make

lawyers heavy. Make them come down to

Earth. Don't be a fool, man. Without

gravity, it doesn't matter how heavy they

are. I are no

fool, man.

Please, Sir, that is quite enough. I'm

afraid what you're doing, my friend, is

unconstitutional, and furthermore, it is

against the law. against the law.

That's right, you, sir, are under arrest.

Under arrest?Me?

IR want lawyer! Okay, you

guys, IR want lawyer!

Hey, want lawyer now! So,

give IR silent treatment.

IR can do job as good as these

guys. Are you sure about them?Yes,

I are defang-- I are. I am

your own lawyer. I am a lawyer. I am a

lawyer.

Hey, what's happening, me?

Now that you're a lawyer, my friend, you

are no longer immune to your own laws.

Finally, we're making some headway. And

now for the law of gravity. I hope I get

this right.

What's wrong now?He got the

gravitational pull?Oh, wrong!

I miscalculated. Sorry.

only human.