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01x09 - I.R. Plant Life

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "I Am Weasel". Aired: July 22, 1997 – 2000.*
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Series centers on I.M. Weasel, a smart, noble and successful weasel, I.R. Baboon, an unintelligent and rude Hamadryas baboon who is envious of Weasel and often acts as his frenemy, and the mischievous Red Guy, who often antagonizes the duo.

01x09 - I.R. Plant Life

Post by bunniefuu »

ah Plant life.

Crazy. What the...?

No one asked me.

Customer. These

pansies are stinking! I want my moneyback!

ah

I need fancy flowers for

selling mine stinky.

Oh, I never thought I'd see the day that

an actual thistle would be on display!

No, I sell fistle.

I am making money big.

I am selling fistle. I am selling

fistle. I am selling fistle. I am

selling fistle.

Yes?Can

Thistle come out for play?It's a

little late for playtime, don't you think?

We play nighttime game.

Flashlight tag.

Ooh, oh, that's a fun game. Ooh,

thanks for you, sir.

Wait! You'll need

this. Have fun, kids.

Pretty flower. Need pretty

planter.

What'd I do?Last

p*stol in world I are

k*lled! I'm sorry,

I are half plant emergency.

yeah Don't leave, I are!

I need you.

Did you manhandle this poor thistle?

Don't you know that manhandling is the

leading cause of death in the plant world?

You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

I are ashamed?

The thistle needs an immediate vein

transplant to survive. We'll need a

volunteer. I are a

volunteer.

Fire one!

Fire two! Fire

three!

I'm astounded. I've conducted

thousands of vein transplants, and never

have I witnessed a baboon-thistle

hybrid.

Oh, Baboon in love This old

lady and Baboon make it like a glove

Oh, Baboon in love This

old lady have such prickly skin

Baboon have to bathe in gelatin

This old kiss is making Baboon grin

Always keep him coming back again

You me marry?You me

marry?

Is Marion Chapel nearby?I'm afraid,

I don't know.

But... I am also a Supreme Court

Justice.

No wilting me at altar, IR!

Do you, Thistle, take this

baboon to be your lawfully wedded...

Baboon. I do. And

do you, Baboon, take this thistle to be

your lawfully wedded houseplant?You

bet. You

may kiss the thistle.

The love between the thistle lady and IR

Baboon was fruitful. Today, thistle

flowers are no longer rare. They grow

like flies all around the world,

even in your own backyard.