05x27 - I Are Legend

[bunniefuu]

foreign

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the world let's go on that is

disappeared

what could have caused everyone to

disappear nuclear Holocaust no I would

have heard the boom alien abduction mass

kidnapping by some energetic bad guy no

no I'll pretend I never even thought of

that so stupid

I am alone

utterly this sadness envelops me like an

envelope of sadness such abject

loneliness I would not curse upon my

worst enemy if I only had one

because I am the last person on Earth

that's why I is crying are you blind

yeah

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it's you you're alive

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or is you baboon it's me don't you

recognize me

I'm not your Mom it's me I Am Weasel put

me down and let's go search for other

people nagoon and I headed out searching

for others that might be around to

explain this mystery

listen baboon I've decided that if

everyone is gone and we're the only two

people left on Earth we might as well

enjoy ourselves

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I always wanted to do this I'd like a

hundred scoop ice cream cone please

right away sir an excellent choice

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hey baboon do you have some dark secret

thing that you always wanted to do

it

I can never doing that come on now's

your turn what is it

oh yeah I always wanted to dance naked

in popcorn pepper

well go ahead there's no one left to

stop you

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what's the matter IR I are thinking

something you're kidding oh yeah

there's only two people left in the

world

look at the bright side now you're the

second most intelligent person in the

world

foreign

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boo you can't be a zombie zombies are

the undead really well I always thought

the zombie man something else

I are depressing to finding Timeless man

what's so depressing about that now I

are third most intelligent people in the

world

don't be sad Mr gorilla don't think that

you're the third most intelligent in

this world tell yourself that you are

the number one dumbest in the world

I think I'm starting to get an idea

about what happened to all the people do

you know what time it is isn't this what

our show is on follow me

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[Applause]

this can't be happening

this is insanity no this is Harvey

everybody's watching me

I must stop I Am Weasel so that the

world can free themselves from the

sl*very that is that televisions and

must liberate them from the Tyranny that

is my show the people must once again

Venture forth and breathe deeply the

fresh air of outside I will end my show

now for I Am Weasel I wish you wouldn't

then I won't get to be the second most

intelligent guy in the world

plus I'd be out of work

kids parents turn off your televisions

not yet wait till I'm finished saying

this go outside and live I can't keep

you all prisoners like this I quit Okay

you can turn off your sets now

everyone should flood out of their house

right about now

and me the red guy

it was baboon all along and not me that

everyone was watching I am not a legend

I am a tool well I guess it's dummies

one smart guys zero