05x13 - I Am Cave Weasel

[bunniefuu]

all right

I are lucky to be saving Arya from

getting hurting by fall

look how we live baboon baboonus how can

cave mankind evolve when we live like

animals it's not so bad well I don't

like it from this day forward I am

dedicating my life to Dragon cave

mankind into the future for I Am neander

Weasel

doing that have you no vision baboonous

don't answer that

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these my red-footed probe Magnum

companion are blueprints for the future

the inventions contained in here will

Propel cave mankind into the Modern Age

you know stuff that's been created to

help us live better

don't try and think anymore okay first I

need to invent a weapon cave mankind

will need to defend himself let's see

aha

behold my first invention I call it the

club now caveman can hunt instead of

being hunted

what do you think huh

I can see cave mankind has a long way to

go

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it's my new invention I call it the

wheel

it's not working not like that like this

it rolls

nobody needing idiot wheels

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[Applause]

on I uh inventing something better

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oh I see it causes pain

uh-oh

time to invent the cave so we can have

shelter

voila the cave care to try it out

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with it

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and then drag me back to that cave you

just invented no thank you without

Chrome Mac butt baboonus and I must go

harness the power of Fire

um

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I have figured out how to make fire

if I take two sticks and rub them

together like so voila I've just

invented fire

in 552 or so

too yeah

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you all right man

only had a weasel oh this fire thingy is

what I need to make my special

pterodactyl I miss especially for you

hey

stupid cyber what that's going to learn

today

I'm terribly sorry but baboon by bonus

and I must go study the great Woolly

Mammoth

why didn't you say so

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oh

foreign

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have you ever seen anything so beautiful

oh thank you

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what do we do clemag but being out here

come along there's something wrong with

that woman

I have outdone myself this time babunus

the invention of the book will be my

instrument for launching cave Mankind

from prehistory into the Modern Age here

goodie

boots really

don't you get it I'm building a future

here I'm working towards a time when we

will no longer live amongst The Greenery

of the forest or the great expanse of

the unhunted planes the future I'm

building will have huge towering

structures and traffic jams and

pollution will be everywhere and there

will be punch clocks and people will

work like machines day and night for

small scraps of colored paper called

money that they can't even eat

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on second part maybe that's all a big

mistake this is Paradise let's leave it

that way let's live in the moment

I've just made my famous philosophy