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05x12 - The Wrong Bros.

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "I Am Weasel". Aired: July 22, 1997 – 2000.*
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Series centers on I.M. Weasel, a smart, noble and successful weasel, I.R. Baboon, an unintelligent and rude Hamadryas baboon who is envious of Weasel and often acts as his frenemy, and the mischievous Red Guy, who often antagonizes the duo.

05x12 - The Wrong Bros.

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[Music]

shaving channel the grandma Channel old

ladies 24 hours a day hi I'm Dolly Roger

and this is the infomercial ah you're

probably asking yourself hey stop I

can't tell you that you look so good

well I didn't always looked like kids I

used to be fat

[Music]

buy it

is

but seriously

Captain but seriously retired fighter

pilot I was at Normandy with Norma and d

and I was a tail

I am highly decorated with a purple

heart and a red butt tonight on the Fly

Channel we are going to talk about who

really invented flight

oh Kitty Hawk North Carolina

190. a lot of people think it was the

Wright brothers who invented flight

wrong guess again it was actually the

wrong Brothers if you just said wrong

hey you'd have been right that the wrong

Brothers baboon and weasel wrong had a

little inventor shop right across the

street from the Wright brothers bicycle

shop who is around the smart brother was

always inventing machines he'd like to

call airplanes there another airplane

invention

idiot no and then there was baboon wrong

the less talented brother what are you

doing baboon I are inventing a airplane

too also this this will never fly come

with me

brother I give you the future of

Aviation

behold I call it the 747 jumbo jet man

will fly like the birds in my invention

I call this business class and this

coach next I'll invent stewardesses

[Music]

dancing because there's just not a lot

to do in Kitty Hawk in 1903 a package of

weenies why thank you Wilbur they're

beautiful

these guys scare me

[Music]

hey you know what Wilbert me are going

to invent the bicycle one day but you

guys already own a bicycle shop hey

Wilbur is the bicycle invented is it

that way we sell in our bicycle shop

oops false alarm

[Music]

not exactly the brightest beans in the

bowl are they yeah

[Applause]

[Music]

yeah that's really fast

[Music]

good night Ron Brothers

[Music]

I'm sorry baboon but that's a stupid

design it's a death trap and even if it

did get off the ground it would probably

only fly 70 feet for about 12 seconds

more than nothing

okay brother I'll help you build your

invention cause no I Am Weasel

[Music]

[Music]

and so it came to pass the Press was

invited to see history being made whose

invention would be first to fly the

Wright brothers or the wrong brothers

would it be that Boone wrong in his

customer thingy always are wrong it is

747 double deck or with the right

feathers on the tricycle be first in

flight ah come on they gotta be kidding

[Applause]

I knew I should have invented jet fuel

first

[Music]

[Music]

hey everybody Wilbur Wright is flying

yay the hero

yeah

I don't believe it oh sometimes life's

just not there hot squirrel

congratulations to the Wright brothers

inventors of the airplane

[Music]

Dave what what that guy just said I

don't know I wasn't listening

no comments

sorry baboon I should have listened to

you all along I'm a complete failure

about being failure

come on brother let's go invent a root

beer float oh good idea

that was invented oh thank you for

watching the root beer float Channel

this is cable I wanna cancel my

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