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05x05 - The Fairy Godfather

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "I Am Weasel". Aired: July 22, 1997 – 2000.*
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Series centers on I.M. Weasel, a smart, noble and successful weasel, I.R. Baboon, an unintelligent and rude Hamadryas baboon who is envious of Weasel and often acts as his frenemy, and the mischievous Red Guy, who often antagonizes the duo.

05x05 - The Fairy Godfather

Post by bunniefuu »

[Music]

tonight

tonight

[Music]

Applause

[Applause]

Music

[Music]

could she ever be mine oh hell I

could she ever be mine oh hell I

desperately want to go to the Royal

desperately want to go to the Royal

Ballet just princess charming and I

Ballet just princess charming and I

Music

[Music]

oh how red dancing chick report and want

oh how red dancing chick report and want

some more and then we'll swing that I

some more and then we'll swing that I

got your princess oh princess Charming I

got your princess oh princess Charming I

am so sorry

baboon

baboon

nobody wanted to dance

nobody wanted to dance

okay sir

okay sir

you have to doing dirty dishes and

you have to doing dirty dishes and

underage

underage

Music

[Music]

Music

[Music]

Music

[Music]

Laughter

[Laughter]

Music

[Music]

Music

[Music]

Laughter

[Laughter]

Music

[Music]

Laughter

[Laughter]

foreign

foreign

Music

[Music]

Laughter

[Laughter]

Music

[Music]

for the ball

Music

[Music]

I don't think so

I don't think so

just joking

just joking

Music

[Music]

I am quite a very Godfather

I am quite a very Godfather

and check outside

and check outside

[Applause]

me to the ball like

me to the ball like

[Music]

that's Cindy squirrel I ain't done yet

that's Cindy squirrel I ain't done yet

Music

[Music]

now why did you try a perfectly good

portion Carriage into a beaver and a

portion Carriage into a beaver and a

pumpkin cause I'm creative

pumpkin cause I'm creative

oh

oh

now you are ready for the ball send your

now you are ready for the ball send your

hamster

hamster

Music

[Music]

glasses

glasses

I'm beginning to suspect that you are

I'm beginning to suspect that you are

not a legitimate fairy Godfather I mean

not a legitimate fairy Godfather I mean

look at these wings

look at these wings

thank you

thank you

Music

[Music]

Music

[Music]

[Music]

hey check out his bright red butt

hey check out his bright red butt

wow

wow

you're mad

you're mad

bro

Music

[Music]

congratulations

congratulations

hello evil stepbrother coming go

hello evil stepbrother coming go

princess Charming

princess Charming

Music

[Music]

muffin

muffin

man

man

Music

[Music]

Music

[Music]

you know princess Charming Ain't So

you know princess Charming Ain't So

Charming after all I had my doubts about

your abilities but you really did save

your abilities but you really did save

me a fate worse than death put her there

me a fate worse than death put her there

what's the matter

what's the matter

I was crying

I was crying