04x02 - All Ismat's Eve/Dastardly Derples

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[Ridley] "All Ismat's Eve."

[a voice laughing]

Ooh! So scary.

I know, right? The museum's
Trick-or-Treat Walkthrough is the best!

[gasps] Ridley, help! Get it off me.
Oh, why'd it have to be snakes? Ahh!

Dudley, you get scared
of that same snake every year.

You should try to be tough, like me.

-[screams]
-[laughing]

-I wasn't scared.
-[chuckling]

Sorry, Fred. We've been practicing
our jump scares all night.

And I think it's safe to say we nailed it.

-Our exhibit's a scream. Huh? [laughs]
-I don't get it.

Come on.
I'll finish the walkthrough with you.

Ismat, this is so fun.
I love, love, love this.

It's scary but not too scary.

The fun kind of scary,
which is still terrifying.

My dads and I love making
the Trick-or-Treat Walkthrough every year.

Nothing could steal
our mummy thunder today.

After all, Halloween
is a mummy's time to shine.

I used to go every Halloween
when I was a little kid,

but this year is even better
now that I know the museum is alive!

Yeah. And Ismat and her pops always
make decorating look like a ton of fun.

Thanks! I am a royally good decorator.

And so are our Royal decorators,
of course.

Great job, Halima.

Man, it would be great
if the whole museum looked like this.

What if we decorated
the rest of the Rotunda this year

and made the biggest
Trick-or-Treat Walkthrough yet?

Oh yeah!

I mean, I always thought
of Halloween as kind of my thing.

Oh, but I guess there's no harm

in the Rotunda throwing together
a few cute little decorations. [laughs]

Anyway, I've got to go help my dads
put the final touches on our throne room.

No spoilers, but someone might
be getting crowned Queen of Halloween.

[gasps] Is it me?

No…

Oh! Is it me?

It's me.

Okay, team. Let's get decorating.

[upbeat music playing]

[grunts, strains]

Look at me! I'm a dainty little butterfly!

Decorations are a go.

Lights! Pumpkins! Spider webs!

The spider webs are definitely a go!

Ahh! Oof!

Nice job, everyone.

I'd say we're ready to show Ismat
our new and spooked-proved Rotunda.

I'll get her.

Easy… just a few more steps.

Okay, but I already know
we're going to the Rotunda,

so it's not really a… surprise.

-Ta-da!
-Wow! Ridley!

This isn't just cute or little,
it's really great.

And way more than I expected.

I didn't realize the Rotunda would be
just as decorated as my exhibit.

I'll give you the tour.

We want to test the walkthrough
before human guests arrive,

so I asked Pedro and the Lemurson kids
to pretend to be trick-or-treaters.

"Look at me. I'm a human.
I don't even know the Museum's alive."

-Good one!
-First stop, Dante's volcano.

[Lemurson kids laugh]

Wow! So slimy!

Heads up, little dudes!

Ooh!

Sweet catch! Literally!

[Pedro] That was so cool!

-Hi, Peaches.
-Hi, Sunshine.

Ahh! Spooky!

So batty!

[laughing, cheering]

More candy!

Incoming candy! Toot toot!

Whoa! [laughing]

Oh! Ghosty!

I know! The human kids will love it.
Don't you think?

They really will!

But I've always been the main attraction.

And wait, one more thing.

[gasps] There's more?

The whole walk-through leads up
to your pyramid. It's the last stop.

Oh, like the star of the show?

Exactly!

How about it, trick-or-treaters?
Do you wanna see the main attraction?

We already went through there.
We wanna see the new stuff again.

-Yeah!
-Again! Again!

But Halloween is a mummy's time to shine.

It's my holiday.

[chuckling]

Ridley, it's been fun, but I got
a few more decorations to put up.

But I thought
you were already done decorating.

I figured if the rest
of the museum's gonna decorate,

then I have to decorate even more!

Because, uh, I'm getting
into the Halloween spirit?

Are you okay, Ismat?

Oh, yep, I'm fine.
Totally not worried at all. Gotta go!

Ahem.

Attention, Museum citizens, step right up

and see the brand-new decorations
in the Egyptian Wing.

Behold, the cursed jewels of Cleopatra.

Bob for scarab beetles
in the spooky sand pits.

Hear the wailing of the haunted Sphinx.

[moans]

Rawr! Brains!
Did you like my new jump scare?

To be honest,
I don't think you need the brains part.

Good note. Good note.

[Aten] Is it my turn? It's hard to hear
in here. Also, I think I'm stuck.

Yep. Stuck. Yeah. [grunts]

We've gotta step up our game

if we wanna compete with
all the new decorations in the Rotunda.

Wow, Ismat, you sure added
a lot more to your walkthrough.

Just trying to add to all the great
new Halloween spirit around here.

With or without the new decorations,
I know the human kids will love it.

I always did.

Really? Thanks, Ridley.

[train whistles]

This is the most fun I've ever had!

[laughing]

Uh, kids, if you keep climbing
all over your engineer,

he won't be able
to see or drive very well.

Better go help Dudley
before the ghost train derails.

Okay, I'll just be here,

figuring out a way to outdo
all the other exhibits' decorations.

I gotta get my mummy thunder back.

[sighs]

Happy Halloween!

What in starnation?

[trumpets]

Um, Ismat,
I think this might be overdoing it.

Over-overdoing it.

Over-over-over-over doing it.

Got it, Dante.

-[Lemurson kids laugh]
-But it's working! See?

Uh-oh. Houston, we got a fog problem.

Visibility at 50%.

Make that 0%! [grunts]

[screaming]

Mayday, mayday!

[Dante] Dude!

Tell that rover to chill!

Ahh!

[gasps]

Slime!

[screaming]

Come on! Now!

[screams]

My wraps!

Ahh!

Ridley! This is not the fun kind of scary.

This is the scary kind of scary. [yells]

We gotta get things under control
before somebody gets hurt.

I never wanted anyone to get hurt.

Don't worry. I have an idea.

Peaches, where are you?

Ridley, that you?

Ahh!

Still have those night vision goggles?

The ones that help you see in the dark?

-Aha! Here they are!
-Got 'em!

[grunts, strains]

Whoa, dude. Something's on me!

It's me, Dante.
Let's skate out of here. I'll guide you.

[chuckles] Game on!

[Ridley] Forward, left. Jump!
I mean, ollie.

Oh!

[grunts]

[screams]

I'm going backwards!

This gnarly wind means business!

[gasps]

Did somebody call for a windshield?

[straining]

Ismat! We gotta turn off the wind machine.

[Ismat] I can't reach it! [yells]

Gotcha! Okay,
if we work together, we can do this.

Follow my lead.

Three, two, one! Blast off!

[grunting]

[screaming]

[straining]

Almost there… Got it!

[grunting]

We did it!

[cheering]

Hot potato!

I'm glad everyone is okay,
but why did you do all this, Ismat?

Oh.

The Rotunda was just so spooky.

I was worried everyone would have
too much fun in the rest of the museum

and not wanna visit my exhibit.

[sighs]

But I never meant to ruin Halloween.

[sighs]

I'm so sorry, everyone.

Why wouldn't people
wanna visit your exhibit?

Yeah, your Halloween decorations
totally rule.

-They're spook-tastic!
-Right!

They are?

Even though the rest of the decorations
are actually really, really, really good?

That doesn't make your decorations
any less special.

[upbeat music playing]

♪ I know that Halloween is your thing ♪

♪ The thought that you could lose it
Must sting ♪

♪ If others do the things that you do ♪

♪ It doesn't mean there's less for you ♪

♪ No one's gonna steal
Your mummy thunder ♪

♪ True, it's Halloween
But don't be scared ♪

♪ Just like your delicious candy plunder ♪

♪ It's more fun when it's shared ♪

♪ Slime volcanoes ♪

♪ Bats and lights ♪

♪ Ghosts and cobwebs, witchy knights ♪

♪ Much more fun and scarier ♪

♪ It's truly the more the merrier ♪

♪ No one's gonna steal
Your mummy thunder ♪

♪ No one's gonna wreck your mummy fun ♪

♪ You don't have to worry
Fret, or wonder ♪

♪ It's more fun with everyone ♪

Thanks, Ridley, everyone. You're right.

There's plenty of Halloween
to go around. [gasps]

Which gives me an idea.

I know how we can save Halloween!

[birds chirping]

It's almost time. Places, people.

And animals. And robots.

It was generous of you

to share your decorations
with the rest of the museum.

-[screams]
-Rawr!

[chuckling]

[chuckles] Now,
that was the fun kind of scary.

[chuckling]

[giggling]

The guests are here.
Ready to be the Queen of Halloween?

Not this time.
I'm happy to share my mummy thunder.

[giggling]

-Whoa!
-Cool!

Wow!

Wow!

-Cool!
-Awesome!

[kids laughing]

[chuckling]

[Ridley] "Dastardly Derples."

[soft music playing]

[sighs]

Being out here in the Alps

fills my lungs with happiness.

It's the perfect place
to practice my yodeling.

Yodel-ay-hee-mooo!

Yodel-ay-hee-mooo!

Nice, Fred.

But we didn't come here just for yodeling.

I brought us here
to work on our Mountain Rescue skills.

Oh! I volunteer
to board down the mountain,

just so you can practice
rescuing me and stuff.

[woman] Yodel-ay-hee-moooo!

O-M-Rah! What was that?

Yodel-ay-hee-- Help!

Hey, there. What's wrong?

There's some sort of monster
up there in the mountains!

It appeared out of a cave and chased me!

A m-m-mountain monster?

Gnarly. What did
the monster dude look like?

[panting] Like… like… like a bear

crossed with a chameleon,
crossed with a duck!

And he's wearing
a sparkly jumpsuit and sunglasses!

Hmm. That actually sounds fabulous.

Are you sure that's what you saw?

I can't imagine there'd be a monster
in the Alpine exhibit.

I'm not gonna wait around to find out!

Yodel-later!

A bear crossed with a chameleon
crossed with a duck?

That sounds familiar.

I'm not sure what's going on,

but we should definitely
tell Grandma about this.

Hey, Rids. You're back early
from your training mission.

Something pretty weird happened
before we could get to the training.

Weird like a dancing grapefruit?
[chuckles]

Or weird like alien abductions?

Weirder.

We heard Fred yodel.

Hey, that's not the weird part.

We ran into a skier, and she said she saw
a scary chameleon-bear-duck monster

up in the Alps.

"A chameleon-bear-duck."

[sighs]

Come with me.
I'm gonna show you something.

Take a look at this.
Does this look familiar?

[Peaches] It's the cardboard cutout
we found in the air-condition vents.

I thought it was a ghost!

And it looks just like
a chameleon-bear-duck.

This is Dizzy Derples.

When the museum first opened,
Dizzy was the museum's mascot.

Kids loved him,
but we had to take him down.

Why would you remove
such a righteously popular dude?

The museum's goal is to show what is true.

Kids started to think
a chameleon-bear-duck was a real animal.

Dizzy was really upset
when we took him down

and put him in storage
where kids couldn't see him.

Then one day,
he mysteriously vanished from the museum.

"Vanished?"

He's been spotted occasionally
out in the exhibits

happily spreading misinformation
to anyone who'll listen.

Eyes Team, if it is Dizzy Derples
that's out there, we have to find him.

Facts are important, and I'd hate to think

someone from the museum
was spreading stuff that wasn't true.

Sounds like we're heading
back to the Alps. [gasps]

Yodel-ay-hee-moooo!

Here's where we saw that skier.
We should look for clues.

I'll sniff for clues.

[sniffs]

Are hadrosaurs good at smelling for clues?

Not really,
but we gotta start somewhere. [sniffs]

Whoa! Look what my sniffer sniffered!

Duck feet footprints. Hmm.

Plant me like a banana tree
if these don't lead us to Dizzy Derples.

[horn blows]

Like, what was that?

[marmots] Derples! Derples! Derples!

Oh, that's kind of creepy.

Cute, but still creepy.

You know, that skier person
was yodeling yodels of fear.

Maybe this Dizzy Derples
is more dastardly than we thought.

Maybe, but we still need to find him.

Come on, team.

Look out!

[screaming]

Somebody rolled a small moon at us!

That's no moon. It's a snowball!

Eh, I'm just glad it missed us.

[Peaches] Dudley, watch your six.

My what? [grunts]

Whoa! Whoa!

[groaning]

Derples! Derples! Derples!

Everyone, look out! [gasps]

[grunting]

[screaming]

[moaning]

Ta-da!

[grunting]

Whoa! [screams]

Whoa!

[sighs]

Well, that could have gone better.

Derples! Derples! Derples!

What are we gonna do, Ridley?

They seem to know something
about Dizzy Derples.

Let's see where they take us. Or roll us.

I see why they call him Dizzy Derples

because I'm getting really dizzy
and maybe really…

Whoa! …Derples-y.

Derples! Derples! Derples!
Derples! Derples! Derples!

Derples! Derples! Derples! Derples!

Derples! Derples! Derples!

Dizzy Derples, I presume?

Well, well, well.

Well, well, well.

That's way too many wells.

Well, well, well, well, well. [chuckles]

What do we have here?

[blowing]

Whoa!

I'm Ridley Jones,
the newest Protector of the Museum.

My team and I came to see what
was spooking people out here in the Alps.

Oh, Ridley.

Ridley-bidley-didley-bo-quidley!

I'm afraid that was me.

Why would you do that?

When I was kicked out
of the museum for being "unreal,"

my heart was kicked into 17,682 pieces.

That's an actual fact.

Is it though?

My place is on the stage,

where the adoring crowds
adore me with adoration!

Derples! Derples! Derples!

And I thought I was overdramatic, huh?

I'm sorry the museum hurt your feelings.

Well, now it's my turn
to hurt the museum's feelings.

I'm gonna go out there and make sure
everyone knows all about Dizzy Derples.

But if you do that,

people might get the notion that
chameleon-bear-ducks are real critters.

Museums are supposed to be
about spreading knowledge stuff,

not un-knowledge stuff.

Science and facts and truth are important.

You have to stop
spreading things that aren't true.

I'll never stop
being Dizzy Derples, honey!

Marmots, away, away!

To the Dizzy-Dizzy sleigh!

The what now?

Follow that Derples!

-Can I sit by you!
-I got the back!

Dizzy Derples exclaims,
'ere I drive out of sight,

"Dizzy Derples to all
and to all a good flight!"

Derples!

Let's go get him!

Yodel-ay-hee-Moooo!

Blast off, sled-stronauts!
They're getting away!

[screaming]

[marmots] Derples! Derples!

Hang on there, Marmots!
It's about to get--

[chuckling]

[thuds]

I said to hang on!

-Yodel-ay-hee-- Whoa!
-[marmot shouts]

What was that?

Space Monkey Peaches to the rescue!

[grunting]

You three were really flying back there!

What was it like?

[Ridley] Their bobsled's too fast.
We're never gonna catch him.

Don't stress, Ridley.

This dino dude's about
to get Cretaceously crunchy!

Whoo!

[shouting]

[chuckles] Must go faster!

Whoa!

Dizzy Derples is
one extreme bobsledding dude.

Dare I say, a cool dude?

-[chittering]
-[chuckling]

Too bad!

Whoa!

[shouts, grunts]

-[Ridley] Oh boy.
-[Ismat] Oh no!

Dizzy, are you okay?

[sputtering]

Yeah, we're all right. Thank you, Ridley.

But I still don't want
to go back to that museum.

Not if I get put in storage again.

Derples!

Aww!

So adorbs!

I hear you, dude.

You're too righteously extreme
to be storage-ified.

You're not
a scary monster at all. [chuckles]

I do declare that Dizzy Derples
is dodo delightful.

It's too bad kids
at the museum weren't able

to tell the difference
between reality and fantasy.

Hey, maybe Dizzy could teach them.

What do you mean?

If you come back,
we could set up an exhibit

that explains the differences
between facts and fantasy.

[chuckles]
Ridley-didley-bidley-bo-quidley!

What a great idea!

And even I have to admit,
that's something kiddos need to learn.

[upbeat music playing]

♪ You can't go 'round believing ♪

♪ In things that aren't true ♪

♪ Misleading and deceiving ♪

♪ Are not the honest thing to do ♪

♪ So we're keepin' it real ♪

♪ We're sticking to fact ♪

♪ Protecting the truth ♪

♪ Precise and exact ♪

♪ Yeah, that's our ideal ♪

♪ So you know that we'll ♪

♪ Be keepin' it real ♪

♪ We're keepin' it real ♪

♪ We love imagination ♪

♪ But there's a lot at stake ♪

♪ Whenever fabrication ♪

♪ Isn't clearly marked as fake ♪

♪ So we're keepin' it real ♪

♪ And we'll emphasize ♪

♪ Alternative facts are really just lies ♪

♪ The truth is ideal ♪

♪ So you know that we'll ♪

♪ Be keepin' it real ♪

♪ We're keepin' it real ♪

♪ We're keepin' it real ♪

Suddenly, I am thrilled
that I'm an unreal animal.

I can't wait to get to the museum

and show my adoring fans
just how unreal I truly am!

So I might not be real
like my marmot friends,

but that doesn't stop me
from keepin' it real

on the dance floor! [laughs]

[dance music playing]

[kids giggling]

Thank you, Dizzy Derples.

Sadly, the museum is closing,
so that's Dizzy's last show of the day.

But come back and see him anytime.

-Thank you!
-Cool.

That was great, Dizzy!

You looked fabulous up on stage.

I double declare
that Dizzy Derples is dodo delightful!

I couldn't agree more.

It's where Dizzy Derples always belonged,

in the bright spotlights of the museum.

Derples! Derples!

[all laugh]

[theme music playing]

[kid] No, no. Okay.

[kids giggling]