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05x02 - The Final Test

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Jurassic World Camp Cretaceous". Aired: September 18, 2020 – July 21, 2022.*
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Follows a group of teenage campers who become stranded on Isla Nublar after multiple dinosaurs escape their habitats.

05x02 - The Final Test

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[rumbling]

[theme music]

[theme music continues]

[rattling]

[growls]

[roars]

[birds chirping]

[sighs]

The sun is shining,

no dinosaurs are chasing us,

and most importantly, breakfast is served.

Feels weird to have nothing

to worry about for once.

Yeah, definitely.

I, myself, am very relaxed.

Oh, same. I'm, like

[chuckles]

[vocalizing]

chill.

You're not though, right?

[sighs]

I wanna trust Kenji's dad,

I, I really do, but

He gives off total liar vibes?

Yeah.

But we can't turn Kenji's world

upside down just because of a vibe.

No, but what if it turns out we're right?

[pensive music]

Why so doom and gloom in here,

bro and girlf?

-Kenji!

-Morning!

[muffled]

That's the spirit.

Man, am I pumped for today?

Dad actually wants my help.

[chuckles]

I'm so happy you're happy, Kenj.

So, has he mentioned anything about

when we get to call home

or anything like that?

Well, you heard him.

He just needs a few days

to arrange everything safely.

Plus, he's super focused

on the presentation right now.

You get it.

Right! So since you brought it up,

now that dino fights are off the table,

what exactly is he presenting?

I'm sure he's doing something super cool

using Mae's communication.

We really got through to him.

In fact, he even asked me

to prep for the investor c*ck party.

He said, and I quote,

"I'd rather you do it

than those stupid robots."

[chuckles]

Wow, Kenj. Nice. How about I help?

Oh, sorry, B.

Dad's gotta get to know you

before he'll trust you

with an important assignment like this.

[chuckles]

It has taken me a long time.

But after I'm done,

maybe we could hang out.

Just the two of us.

Ooh, like a date?

Huh?

Yeah. Our first real date.

[giggles]

-I'd love that.

-Perfect.

I'll set everything up for my dad,

and then

meet you here at sundown.

Wow, you know Kenji's really happy

when he's that excited to do work.

[sighs]

I know.

But what if Mr. Kon gave him busy work

so he could be free to do something shady?

Let's find out. Just us.

Super low-key style, for Kenji's sake.

[Ben] Totally.

I just saw Mr. Kon head into the jungle.

I'll grab Firecracker

and low-key show you which way he went.

Follow me.

[suspenseful music]

[keyboard clacking]

[tablet beeps]

Get rid of them.

[gasps]

-[sighs]

-[Ben] Mae!

-What are you doing over here?

-[Firecracker grunts]

I I'm quite busy. I can't talk right now.

-That's okay. We're just looking for

-[Mae] That's nice.

You should probably get going

so you can find it.

-Uh What?

-[approaching footsteps]

[ominous music]

What are you gonna do

if she can't get rid of them?

[beeps]

[whirring]

Listen, kids,

it's just not a good time because

-[Mae yelps]

-[Firecracker growls]

[groans]

Ben, if you can't get Firecracker

under control,

you should just put her back

in the nursery pen.

What? Mae, how could you say that?

-Doctor's orders.

-[gasps]

I don't have time to discuss it.

Now please go.

I have important work to do.

-[gasps]

-[Firecracker growls]

[door opens]

Was that really necessary?

You know we can't have them

snooping around here.

I suppose I'd rather break their hearts

than risk whatever you'd do to them.

We're close, boss. Few more tweaks,

and these things will turn a T-Rex

into the world's largest lizard puppet.

That's one way to put it.

Right. I'll save the good spiel

for the presentation.

People always dig the genius

behind the genius.

Don't worry. If everything goes smoothly,

you'll get what you deserve.

What you got there?

It's for my date with Brooklynn.

-[gasps]

-I'm sorry, did you say "date"?

Yeah, but I gotta hurry.

[chuckles]

I still have to set up

Dad's c*ck party.

Oh, we'll help. Our lives aren't in danger

for a change, and

I'd do it even if they were!

Oh, you guys rule!

Okay, so I'm thinking

rose petals everywhere.

[grunts]

Brooklynn's not a rose petal kind of girl.

I think we should do a picnic.

Picnic? That's just lunch on a blanket!

No, we need candles, and desserts, and

Hey, hey! Simple. Brooklynn likes simple.

Only what's inside this box, okay?

Of course, Kenj. It's your date.

Ooh, this is gonna be great.

-Mae was acting weird, right?

-[Firecracker growls]

"If you can't get her under control,

you should put her

back in the nursery pen!"

It just doesn't sound like Mae.

Well, accents have never been my thing.

No

[mutters]

I mean, maybe she was trying to tell us

to check out the nursery.

Then why not just say that?

[gasps]

The nursery is where Kon locked up Kash!

Let's go.

[growls]

[exclaims, sighs]

-[Mr. Kon] Well, will you look at this.

-Huh?

It's not done yet.

But I can see where it's heading.

Way to go, son.

You've got an eye for style

just like your old man.

-I hope the investors like it.

-How could they not?

And they'll be thrilled

to meet the man behind the work.

Oh, you wanted me there?

Are you kidding?

Your Carnotaurus story's gonna k*ll.

It's just that I didn't think

I was supposed to go,

so I kind of planned a date

with Brooklynn.

A date?

That's wonderful.

Brooklynn must mean a lot to you.

She does.

Then you should go.

Have fun.

I'll try not to be bored without you.

[dramatic music]

We need solid proof something's up

before we can tell Kenji.

I'm not breaking his heart for nothing.

Let's get it then.

We can't let Kon get away

with whatever he's doing.

[both gasp]

A BRAD's guarding Kash now?

It wasn't there the other day.

[all gasp]

[Ben] He's gone.

So if the BRAD isn't keeping Kash in

It's here to hide the fact that he's out.

Then where is he?

[Darius] Let's check his computer,

see if we can find any leads.

[chimes]

[chimes]

[computer voice] Welcome back, Kash.

[chimes]

[Darius] What are all those drones

doing in the forest biome?

Oh, we gotta check it out.

Are you sure you wanna go?

It's getting dark, almost 8:30.

Oh, we're so close to figuring it out.

Kenji will understand if I'm late.

[chuckling]

[gasps]

We may have gone overboard

with the lights.

Are you kidding? It's perfect.

[Sammy and Yaz chuckle]

Brooklynn will sit there.

First, we'll grab

our big cups of decaf coffee,

and she'll laugh

because what's even the point of decaf?

Then the sun will set,

the lights will turn on,

and it'll look like the stars

but inside, and

[Yaz clears throat]

Well, well, well. After all this time,

we're still seeing new sides of you, Kenj.

Never knew you were so romantic.

I got layers.

I can't handle how cute this is gonna be.

That's not what you're gonna wear, is it?

Uh

[airplane drones whirring]

Okay, let's move it along, Kon.

I'm gonna sh**t something

if I have to keep these things on

for one more minute.

[chuckles]

Easy, Cyrus.

You can all take the VR goggles off.

[groans]

Welcome.

Had to keep the location

of my island a secret.

Legal reasons. You know how it is.

I can think of more entertaining ways

to keep a secret.

What's with taking our phones?

I'm sure we can find a way

to keep you all entertained

even without your phone.

Now, shall we?

[tense music]

-[growling in distance]

-[all gasp]

-[laser zaps]

-[growling]

[roars]

[gasps]

[Big Eatie roaring]

-[zaps]

-[gasps]

And here we go.

[beeps]

-[roars]

-[beeping]

-[gasps]

-[laughing]

What's with the sour face, Mae? We did it.

-She's fighting it. She's trying to move.

-[low grumble]

And she can. When I want her to.

[device beeps]

[roars]

No.

I cannot believe

I got this control deal to work!

[laughs]

Kidding, kidding. I totally can.

[Kash] Move over.

[device beeps]

-[Big Eatie grunting]

-[Kash] Now, do a little dance.

-[device beeps]

-[Big Eatie growls]

[device beeps]

[Brooklynn and Darius gasp]

You're an animal!

No. She's an animal. See?

-[device beeps]

-[growls]

-[device beeps]

-[laughing]

[roaring]

-[Big Eatie roaring]

-[Darius breathes heavily]

[loud roaring]

[humming]

[knocks on door]

Well, everyone's settling in.

I thought I'd bring you this.

It's a little snug on me,

but I think it'll fit you just fine.

That's That's for me?

Did you think I was gonna let you

wear that on your big night?

I I can't believe you did this for me.

Of course, son.

A Kon should always look sharp.

[gasps]

This is great.

One less thing to worry about.

"Worry"?

I just really want everything

to go perfectly.

With the date.

If she's the right person,

just showing up is all that matters.

But you should still change.

[Kenji chuckles]

Say, where is the lucky girl anyway?

Huh?

No idea. I haven't seen her

since this morning, actually.

[dramatic music]

[beeps]

[drones whirring]

[Big Eatie growls, roars]

Did you see Big Eatie's eyes?

She was terrified.

I just

[sighs]

I just can't believe they did it.

I can. And to top it all off,

I'm late for my date.

I I'm no romance expert,

but is telling Kenji

about Kash controlling dinosaurs

really the best date convo?

How am I going to tell him this?

I'm not sure there's a good way.

But he needs to know.

-[grass rustles]

-[all gasp]

[growls]

[shrieking]

-[Brooklynn screams]

-[Darius gasps]

[gasps]

[bright music]

Kenji, you look absolutely adorable.

And is that a flower for Brooklynn?

[gasps]

I just can't with you right now.

Dude, couldn't find any pink flowers?

Actually, her favorite color is yellow.

Weird, right?

-That's surprising.

-Didn't see that coming.

Thanks, guys. I I really owe you.

Don't mention it. We had fun.

[sighs]

Good luck. Brooklynn's so gonna love this!

-All right, let's get out of here.

-[chuckles]

Wouldn't wanna crash the date.

[grumbling, roaring]

[all screaming, panting]

[all whimpering]

[drone whirring]

[Brooklynn] The drones!

Someone moved them to block our way.

Right. "Someone."

Do you think Mr. Kon knows

that we saw Kash and Mae?

No idea.

But he's clearly trying to slow us down.

If the raptors are still fenced in,

then all we have to do

is walk the perimeter.

-Very carefully.

-[shrieks]

So, I never got your name, Mister?

You can call me Mr. Gold.

Catchy. Okay.

And what are you here for, Mr. Gold?

I'm always on the lookout

for a good investment,

as well as ways to protect my interests.

My card. Hang on to it.

For the right price,

I can get you anything.

You know, just in case

this thing doesn't work out.

Always working a room, Ms. Molina.

Let's hope it doesn't come to that.

I'm confident that tomorrow

you'll be begging for a chance

to own a piece of all this.

[ominous music]

-[gasps]

-Watch your step.

-[snarls]

-[Darius gasps]

-[Darius breathes shakily]

-Where's the next drone?

-[raptor growls]

-[gasps]

-[raptor growls]

-[Ben screams]

[shrieking]

[beeps]

Excuse me, will you?

If he can actually do what he says,

I might have to invest

or I'll be out of a job.

[raptor roars]

[all panting]

-[dinosaur roaring]

-[all scream]

[all pant, grunt]

Now Little Eatie's here too?

Why would Kon be trying to keep us away?

[roars]

[Little Eatie growls]

There's a small sliver

between the drones and the wall.

If we can slide along it,

we might just make it to the door.

[sighs, groans]

Lead the way.

[Little Eatie roars]

[suspenseful music]

[roars]

[gasps]

[all shriek]

[roaring]

[all scream]

[Brooklynn whimpering]

-[Little Eatie roars]

-[all scream]

Date's over already?

[light music]

She never showed up.

You don't think she's hurt, do you?

[sighs]

I saw her hanging out

with Ben and Darius not too long ago.

It looked like she was having fun.

Guess she just forgot about you.

You think so?

Oh, what do I know?

Forget what I said.

She knew how important this was to you.

I'm sure something just came up.

Well, son, you're already dressed up.

No reason to waste the night.

Besides, if you're gonna be working

with me in the future,

no time like the present

to meet your soon-to-be business partners.

You're right, Dad.

Lead the way.

[ominous music stings]

Look who's joining us after all.

Let me guess, your kid?

[chuckles]

[Mr. Gold] I can't see the relation.

Your father's been bragging about

how you've bested the worst

of these dinos.

I can respect that.

He deserves that respect and more.

[dinosaur roaring in distance]

[roaring continues]

Just whetting your appetite for tomorrow.

[ominous music]

[roaring]

[all whimper]

[all screaming]

[all scream]

[Brooklynn pants]

[all panting]

[all screaming]

[all whimper]

-[Ben yelps]

-[all panting]

[growling]

-[roaring]

-[Brooklynn screams]

[both grunt]

[Darius yelps, grunts]

-[gasps, whimpers]

-[roaring]

-[screams]

-[Brooklynn grunts]

[all breathing heavily]

-We've gotta find Kenji.

-[roaring]

[all gasp]

[door closes]

[soft music]

He couldn't find a pink one?

He knows I love yellow.

[door opens]

Uh, Sammy wanted to catch

a glimpse of the date.

[awkward chuckle]

Okay, I did, too.

But it looks like there's nothing to see.

Yeah, but the reason

why I missed it is worse.

[sighs]

Where is Kenji?

[Kenji] I mean, the Carnotaurus,

had to nickname it Toro, obvious reasons.

Oh, I'm telling you, if I wasn't there,

I don't know if this kid

would still be around!

-[Kenji laughing]

-Guess now we know why his dad

was trying to keep us away.

What do we do?

We just have to tell Kenji the truth,

and hope he's still on our side

afterwards.

Oh, and then the kid was like

[mimics screaming]

[all laughing]

What if he doesn't believe us?

[dramatic music]

[Brand] There's no one else to turn to.

I've talked to everybody, the police,

the government, the Coast Guard, Marines.

No one will do anything!

Nobody believes that a 13-year-old

and some camp kids

could've survived all this time

on an island filled with dinosaurs.

[Dave] Don't worry, Brand.

We believe you.

[closing theme music]