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02x03 - The Watering Hole

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Jurassic World Camp Cretaceous". Aired: September 18, 2020 – July 21, 2022.*
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Follows a group of teenage campers who become stranded on Isla Nublar after multiple dinosaurs escape their habitats.

02x03 - The Watering Hole

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-[insects chirping]

-[loud thumping]

[dinosaurs calling]

[theme music playing]

[loud banging]

[roaring]

[yawns]

[grunts] Shoo, you retro iguanas!

[door creaks]

[Kenji] Yagh! Does this water

ever get warm?

-[Yaz panting] Okay.

-[Brooklynn] Five more minutes.

Come on, just open! [grunts]

[thumps]

-[Sammy] Oh! Sorry, Yaz!

-It's cool.

[Yaz] And another one.

-[thumps]

-No mas agua. A little help.

I got you, Kenj.

If you keep doing that for him,

he'll never learn to do it for himself.

-[thumps]

-Uh, guys!

[Sammy] Where'd the water go?

Why don't we ask Mr. 45-Minute Shower?

Hey, looking good is part of my brand.

And no way I drained a whole river.

-Hmm?

-[faint humming]

We better figure out what's up.

We're gonna run out of water.

-Let's--

-Shh!

-I hear that hum again.

-[all groan]

The river must've been drowning it out.

If I follow that, I can find--

[all] "Frozen patch of flowers."

Oh. I've mentioned it, huh?

The frozen flowers you saw once

but have never found again?

Yeah. A few hundred times.

Uh, I'm sorry for wanting to get to the

bottom of all this weirdness.

I came to unbox--

[all] "Unbox Jurassic World,

and that's what I'm gonna do."

If you're gonna go look for the noise,

I'll come too.

If that's okay.

It'd be nice to have an adventure

for a fun reason

and not a "fleeing dinosaurs

or facing imminent death" reason.

I'll go if Sammy is.

And Brooklynn too.

Ooh, it's a Camp Cretaceous

girl adventure!

Great! You do that. Kenji and I

will figure out why the river stopped.

Kenji do what, now?

You wanna keep up

your shower habit, and also survive?

Let's go unbox the mystery

of the missing water.

[sighs] Fine, I'm in.

It makes sense.

I know this island like the--

[all] "The back of my VIP hand."

We have been spending

way too much time together.

[distant growling echoes]

[yelps] Dude, this is the tenth tree

on a tree you've written about.

How can you be so obsessed

with trees growing out of other trees?

These are part

of the triceratops' food chain.

You'll love this. They contain neochrome--

Wasn't looking for an answer.

Kenji, I know you like to pretend

this place isn't cool, but look around!

How crazy is it that we are

living with dinosaurs?

[grunting]

When they're not trying to eat us. [gasps]

Dinosaurs compete over geothermal vents

to use as incubation chambers for eggs!

See? Cool!

Dirt and steam may be

never-ending sources of wonder for you,

-but my standards are a little higher.

-[sighs] How can I?

Broseph, only VIP dinos with mad connects

can get primo egg cribs.

Didn't we talk about you and the bro-talk?

[moans] You know, I feel bad for you.

You can't see what makes this amazing.

[sighs] I have seen it.

All of it. Like, a gazillion times.

Oh, and those ferns

you're so psyched about?

There to hide speakers.

Sorry, bro, but I am way over Isla Nublar.

There's nothing here for me.

Whoa, Darius! You were right.

I can't believe it!

It's a dead end?

[gasps] This place is the coolest!

It's a waterfall. Or should be.

You know what this means!

Who's up for rock climbing?

That's cool, right?

Don't leave me hanging.

[laughter]

-Favorite place?

-High school.

Your favorite place in the world

is high school?

Yeah! There's lockers,

dances, passing notes in class,

getting detention

for passing notes in class.

No! School is where you do boring stuff

before comin' back

and doing it all over again.

I may like square pizza in the cafeteria.

Oh, please! Your favorite is orange,

orange, and orange.

[laughing]

Oh, wow! Yeah!

Pizza is orange. So funny, right?

Oh no. It was kinda

something Yaz said before.

Oh. Cool. Yeah, cool.

[sighs]

Hey. What's your favorite thing

about school, Brooklynn?

Wow. How to pick just one?

I mean-- I really love the big

food fights? Big food fights?

Uh-uh. You've never been

in a high school, have you?

No. A hundred percent online tutors.

But I dropped a scone

in front of the queen

while making my "Unboxing

Buckingham Palace" video!

Total food fight, right?

-Um, sorta.

-Sure.

Um

-We should keep moving.

-[thumps]

-I think this is the place.

-[faint humming]

The hum!

-I hear it.

-I told you guys!

It's super cold air.

[Brooklynn] The ground's vibrating?

-[rustles]

-[gasping]

What?

[grunting]

-[Darius] That was so great!

-Yeah.

Who needs actual enjoyment

when you have that?

[gasps]

[Darius] That explains our water problem.

Okay, so, all we have to do

is move that tree,

and we should be good to go.

It's gonna be lit!

You're seriously going to try

to convince me this will be cool?

-Let's just get this over with.

-[distant howling]

[grunting]

[grunts, yelps]

[both gasping]

-Huh. Thought that'd be easier.

-[roaring]

[gasps]

[grunting]

They're fighting for dominance!

Stegos are super territorial.

[both yelp]

[stegosaurus groans]

-I know how to fix our water problem!

-What? No, Darius!

Hey! Over here!

[groans]

[grunting]

-[grunts]

-[whistles]

-[grunts]

-[both yelling]

-Hold.

-[gasps]

[roars]

Hold.

Now!

-We got it!

-[yelps]

-[stegosaurus roars]

-[Darius yells]

Great! Now how do we get rid of it?

[stegosaurus 2 roars]

[panting]

-Cool!

-[stomping]

[growls]

[gasps]

[Brooklynn] I knew we'd find it!

Wait. If there's no electricity

on the island, what's powering this?

This place keeps getting

weirder and weirder.

[gasps] Yaz, Yaz, Yaz!

This is like that episode

where Esther follows that graffiti trail.

Sorry, Yaz and I were talking

about this show we love

Esther Stone: High School P.I.

Episode 23--

she exposed a cryptocurrency ring.

I've seen every episode 80 times!

No way! You watch Esther Stone?

Huh. Famous people are just like us.

A K-pop group turned me onto it.

I was touring with them.

-"Ish." Like us-ish.

-Then what are we waiting for?

It's time to investigate

[all] "A Stone-cold mystery"!

Spread out.

See if you can feel more vibrations.

Hey! I hear something.

[faint humming]

Follow that hum!

-The vibrations are stronger.

-We're on the right track. This way!

Remember when Esther figured out

the superintendent's phone vibrating

was actually Morse code?

And that k*ller chase scene

in the abandoned warehouse?

But still made it to prom

in that amazing dress? So good!

I love that episode when she finds the

genetics lab?

But that was in season two,

We don't talk about season two.

Not that lab.

That lab.

[gasping]

[snorts, growls]

[gasping]

[growls]

[gasps]

[growls]

[panting]

[animals groaning]

A watering hole.

[Darius] Dr. Grant theorized

they could be neutral ground

for predators and prey

under the right conditions.

Now, without any fences or people around,

we might be the first

to see something like this.

Wow!

Wait, where are you going?

Come on!

[moans]

[animals grunting]

[grunting]

[gulps]

[lapping]

Uh, dude, are you sure this is safe?

[groaning, squawking]

-[sniffling]

-Kenji?

It's just so majestic.

Indominus rex, the hum, Mantah Corp?

-Mantah Corp?

-Yeah. It all connects here.

Dr. Wu was up to something big,

something secret.

-[switch clicks]

-No power.

Who-- who do you think took everything?

Something's gotta be here.

[growling]

[growling]

[tapping]

-Ugh!

-[crunches]

-That birthday guy! Of course!

-Who?

The van-stealing

birthday weirdo, remember?

He mentioned something

about the "other guys."

And no one knew

what was really going on here.

Could he have been working

for Mantah Corp?

Again! Nothing!

[Yaz] Brooklynn.

What did you expect to find?

I don't know.

Something big. Something important.

I came here to unbox Jurass

You know.

-[screeching]

-[both gasp]

[snarling]

[screeching]

[hissing, snapping]

[growls]

-[screeching]

-It's Chaos!

I named the Baryonyxes

"Chaos," "Grim," and "Limbo."

-After the hacker g*ng in episode 68?

-[Chaos gurgles]

[snarls]

[huffs, chatters]

[gurgles, snarls]

[Chaos screeches]

[Chaos screeches]

[snorting]

[Chaos gurgles, snarls]

"E750"?

I know that number.

It was on Wu's computer.

-Shh.

-[Chaos snarls]

[screeching]

[stomping]

[gasps]

[growls]

[sniffing]

[banging, clattering]

[grunts]

-[snarls]

-[Sammy] Go, go, go!

[roars]

-[girls screaming]

-[bangs]

[screeching]

-[Yaz grunts]

-[Chaos roars]

-[bangs]

-[screeching]

-[Yaz] Quick! Outside!

-[Chaos roars]

[all scream]

[screeching]

[animals grunting]

Darius, thanks. This is so

Cool?

Super cool.

I wish Dr. Grant were here.

He'd write the most amazing article

about this.

You don't need that guy.

You got your nerd book.

This? No, I'm just messing around.

If this really is something

no one has ever seen,

I bet you could make

that doctor dork mad jealous

that you saw it and he didn't.

-Wanna stay a little longer?

-Why not? [sighs]

Place even has a sweet resting tree.

[animals grunting]

[all screaming]

[growls]

-Grim!

-[roars]

[distant roaring]

[growls, screeches]

[all panting]

[gasping, wheezing]

-[gasps]

-[laughing]

What's wrong?

It's just [sighs]

I was so close to finding something.

But I dropped the envelope.

You mean this?

-Sammy! You grabbed it?

-Of course!

All right.

A bunch of numbers, and letters

And

this thing.

No answers. Just more questions.

-Maybe we should check--

-[roaring]

-[Brooklynn] Or we should go.

-[Sammy] Let's not push our luck.

Looks like someone solved the water sitch.

You're welcome. All me.

-Yeah! All right!

-H2O, baby!

And we found this!

-Was that something you were looking for?

-Kinda.

-[Darius] Okay, awesome!

-Yeah, that thing.

[Darius] Have fun,

whatever you're using that for.

You know, if Esther Stone

was here, she'd say

"Life is hard,

so any day that goes somewhat right

deserves to be celebrated with a party."

What? It's a great show, okay?

The relationship between Esther

and her dad is really compelling.

Uh, well, in the spirit

of Esther Stone, let's

-[clinking]

-Party!

-And ch-ch-ch-check it out!

-[thumps]

-[clicks]

-[recording] Oh, yeah!

Feel the beat that I made.

Are you ready, ready, ready?

Dave Special!

Music, music, music

Music, music, music

-Nope. I'm out.

-Kenji, what is this?

Dave's demos.

Found it in what was left of his bunk

and was waiting

for the perfect time to show you

Hold up. Here's the best part!

[woman] Dave, Dave, Da-Da-Da-Dave.

Get that thing out of my face.

-What are you even doing?

-[Dave] Makin' music, makin' music

Making music, making art

Order number one, order number two

That's great! Can you make the

Parasaurolophus' crest a little bigger?

Mm-hmm. How's this?

-Perfect!

-[Brooklynn laughs]

Darius! Yaz! Come on!

I'm gonna finish this first.

-[music continues]

-Uh-huh. Dave is actually pretty good.

-Um, mm-hmm.

-Oh-hh!

-Look at that!

-[gasps]

[chuckles]

[Yaz] What is that?

-A fire.

-[gasps] A campfire--!

Guys

we're not alone.

[theme music playing]