13x23 - Spatula of the Heavens/Gary's Playhouse

[bunniefuu]

- Are you ready, kids?

kids:
Aye, aye, Captain!

- I can't hear you.

kids:
Aye, aye, Captain!

- ♪ Ohh... ♪

♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪

kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪

kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪

kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪

kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?

all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

- SpongeBob

SquarePants!

[laughing]

[flute plays]

[waves crashing]

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

[crowd grumbling]

- SpongeBob, hurry up in there.

- 4,297 Krabby Patties

coming right up.

Mm!

[upbeat music]

Mm-mm.

♪ ♪

Ahh.

Mm. Mm!

♪ ♪

[humming]

Orders up.

Ahh!

Spatty!

Hang in there, buddy.

I'll save you.

[dramatic music]

[exhales]

Doink.

[gasps]

Eeeh...no!

- Uh...
- Where's my Krabby Patty?

- Yeah. What's taking so long?
- Ohh.

SpongeBob.
Where are my orders? Huh?

- I...I can't
flip patties anymore.

- You what?

You better explain yourself,
boy-o.

- My spatula is broken,
Mr. Krabs.

I can't make Krabby Patties
without Spatty.

- Is that all?

Just grab another one
from the spatula closet.

- Oh, I can't cook with those,
Mr. Krabs.

I need to use my own spatula,
not just any spatula.

You see, Mr. Krabs,

Spatty is very special
and very ancient.

He was forged deep in the
mountains beyond the horizon

in the far-flung land of--

- Listen up, boy-o.

I'm losing money
by the second here.

I don't care what you do,

but you better get back
in a jiffy

or I'll just have to give
your job to SpongeTom here.

- I'm prepared.

- No, anything but that!

Don't worry.
I'll get my spatula reforged.

[crowd grumbling]

- SpongeBob? Where are you--

- Hold down the fort for me,
Squidward. Thanks.

[dramatic music]

[panting]

♪ ♪

[panting]

Ahh. Thank you.

- Huh, I've been using
them wrong all these years.

♪ ♪

- Ahh! Augh!

Ohh!

The Mystical Misty Mountains.

Finally here.

♪ ♪

And now for a short walk
to the top.

And...nyah!

[grunting]

Whew.

[wind howling]

- Eee! Ooh.

Well, at least I didn't carry
this backpack for nothing.

Huh?

Ahh!
- Amazing.

Right on time.

- I am?
- You sure are.

I'll be your guide today.

First up, we will cross this
amazing fish-made bridge.

[wind howling,
bridge creaking]

- [gulps]

- Don't worry.

This is way easier
than it looks.

- Eh, eh, eh.

- On your left is the chasm
of infinite bruising.

- Ohh. Isn't that wonderful?

- And on your right,
we got the freezing pit.

- [whimpering]

- Eh, eh.

I told you it'd be a breeze.

- [whimpering]

- You're doing amazing.

Let's keep moving.

Oh. Well, here we are.

This is where we part company.

Beyond this point
lies only death.

Plus, I clock out at 6:00.
Have fun.

[elevator dinging]

- Danger, huh?

Nothing will stop us
from flipping

delicious Krabby Patties.

[grunting]

[majestic music]

[panting]

♪ ♪

[gasps]

♪ ♪

Oooh.

♪ ♪

Whoa.

Oh.

[bell dinging]

- [snoring]

Oh! Ohh!

Ahh, all better now.

- Oh, uh, sorry to disturb
your sacred snoring ritual,

but I have traveled a long way

from the kitchen of
the Krusty Krab just to get--

- Say no more.

Guru Greasetrap already knows
why SpongeBob is here.

- [gasps]

- We have just what you need,

melon ballers,
spaghetti spoons, egg timers,

and there's also a special
on this giant banana hanger.

What do you say?

- This is all really nice,

but I just need to get
my beloved spatula fixed.

Can you reforge it?

Oh, please tell me we can
save her, Mr. Greasetrap.

- Oh, is that all? Sure.

It'll just take a few minutes.

Just let the old man grab
his ol' hammer and anvil.

- Oh. Let me get it for ya.

- No, wait.

Ahh!
- Don't worry.

I'll get you out of there.

[grunting]

- [groans]

- Greasetrap cannot reforge
your spatula

until my hands have healed up.

But your true spatula
is inside you.

- Uh, hmm...

[gasps]

[sighs]

Mm.

- Ohh, fine.

I can teach you to reforge it.

- [gasps]
- Ahh!

- Thank you, Master.
Oh, thank you.

- Remember,
every cut is sacred.

Yo!

- Dah!

Eh...

- Do not carry the wood;
let the wood carry you.

- Eh-eh...whoa!

- Ahh! Ohh!

Augh!

Become one with the fire.

- Uh-uh.

Eh-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh,
eh, eh...

whoo!

Uh...

- Ahh!
I'm one with the fire.

Ahh! Oh! Oh!

Ugh!

- Um, Master, is it time yet?

- Ohh, he'll never be ready.

- I'm ready. I'm ready,
- Huh?

- I'm ready.
I'm ready. I'm ready.

- You know what?
- What?

- You convinced me.

Greasetrap
also thinks you're ready.

- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

- [gasps]

Hear that, Spatty?

It is finally time.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

Oh...oh...

Mm...

[grunts]

[gasping]

[grunts]

♪ ♪

Uh-uh.

♪ ♪

Eee-hee!

♪ ♪

Mwah!
You're finally back..

- Finally indeed.

- Thank you from the bottom
of my pants, Master.

[alarm beeping]

[gasps]
Oh, no.

I have to find a way back
to the Krusty Krab

before it's too late.

- Don't worry.

Guru Greasetrap
knows a shortcut.

Close your eyes.

- Oooh, I love surprises.

- Surprise.

- Waaaaah!

- [grunts]
Ahh.

- Ah! Ah!

Whoa-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.

- [scatting]

Huh?
- Ahh!

- Amazing.

- Huh?
- Whoa-oh-oh-oh.

Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa.

Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa,
whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa.

- Hmm.

Time's up.
The job's yours, SpongeTom.

- Oh, boy.

My dreams
are finally coming true.

- Oh!

- SpongeBob.
I knew you'd be back, boy-o.

- And I'm not alone.

- [chuckles]

SpongeBob's back, everybody.

[together]
Yay.

- Ooh. Ow.

- Eh, uhh, eh, ah.

It's our time to shine.

Ahh!

[stammering]

- Remember, your true spatula
is inside you.

- Ohh. Hmm.

Mm-hmm.

[grunts]

Become one with the patties.

Yah!

Every cut is sacred.

Gah-gah-gah-gah-gah-gah-gah.

[grunting]

Let the patties carry you.

[dramatic music]

Mmm.

♪ ♪

- Yay!

- Yay!

all: Yay!

- Ow.

- SpongeBob,
that was amazing.

Thanks, Mr. Krabs.

- One Krabby Patty
and a large--hmm?

What happened to your hands?

- I remembered
what you told me,

and I went deep within
to find my true spatula.

- Ohh.

When I said your true spatula
was inside you,

I meant it was literally
inside you.

- Ohh. It's beautiful.

- You might want
to wash that first.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[gentle music]

♪ ♪

- [snoring]

- Oh, Gary.
- [yelps]

- Come outside.

I've got a surprise for you.

- [grumbles]

[meows]

- You're gonna love this, Gary,
really love it.

You ready?

Ta-da!
It's a playhouse just for you.

Now you're a homeowner
just like me,

minus the mortgage payments.

- [sniffs]

Blah!

- Go on.

Go right in.

- [grumbles]
Meow.

- Don't you love it?

♪ Who lives in a playhouse
under the sea? ♪

- Meow.
- That's right. You.

Well, I'm gonna leave you alone
to play.

Have fun.
- Mwah!

- [meows]

- Gary, time to come in.

Gary?
Gare-bear?

- Meow?

- Come on, buddy. It's late.
Time to go inside.

- [grumbles]
- No?

You wanna spend the night
in your new playhouse?

Aww,
that is so cu--

Hmm.

Where'd he get a door?

Okay.

Well, I'm--I'm really happy
you like my gift.

Okay, well, good night.

[hammer clanging]

[loud pounding]

[saw whirring]

- SpongeBob,
will you knock off that racket?

- It's not me.

- What?

- It's not me.
It's Gary.

- Larry? That lousy lobster.

[touch-tones beeping]

[phone rings]

Larry, you meat head.

Whatever you're doing, stop it.

I need my sleep.

- Uh. Uh-uh-uh.

- Eee!

- Wow.

Gary, did you do this?

Uh, Gary?

Huh.

[bell dings]

What?

Ohhh.
This is so cute.

Gary.
- Meow.

Ohhhh.
- [mumbling]

- This is too cute.

[gasps]
I'm having a cuteness attack.

- [barks, pants]

- Oh, hi, Spot.

- Meow.

- Oh, that is the cutest thing
I've ever seen.

It's so cute.
I can't breathe.

I need water.

It's too cute. It's too cute.

Too cute. Too cute. Too cute.

That garbage can
looks like Squidward's house.

- [grumbling]

- Aw.
That Squidward-looking urchin

must be one of Gary's pals.

Can this day get
any more adorable?

- SpongeBob.

- Oh, it can now.

- Get your trash can
off my--oh!

- Hi, Squidward.

- Huh?

- [yawns]

- What the?

- [belches]

- Ew, it looks just like
that moron.

- [grumbling]

What's that?
Is that supposed to be me?

[horn squawking]

Oh, that's...that's...

the cutest thing
I've ever seen.

♪ ♪

It's too cute.

Ohh!

- Oh-oh, oh, it's cute.
- Oh, it's too cute.

- Cute, cute, cute.
- So adorable.

- Adorable.

- Oh-h*-h*.
- That's just too much.

- Oh, it's so cute.
- Too cute.

- Oh, so cute.

What are we
blubbering about?

Oh, so cute.
Oh, cutie cutie cute.

Ohh!
- So sweet.

- So cute.
- So adorable.

- This is the cutest day ever

in the history
of cutest days ever.

- Adorable.
- Too cute.

Too, too, too, too cute.

Too, too, cute.
- Adorable.

- Precious.
- Adorable.

- La-da-dee, la-de-dum,
la-da-dooo ♪

[upbeat music]

- [grunts]

♪ ♪

[grunts]

- Ahh-ahh!

- [grumbling]

- Oh-h*-h*-h*.

- [grumbling]

- [grunts]

- [grumbling]

- Hey, our kids
are harassing my kid.

- They're just playing a game.

- Yeah, and we're winning.

[air horn blares]
- Ahh!

This is a game?

both: Yay!

- What? What happened?

- Nothing. We're just rooting
for our team.

Yay, team us.

Boo, team you.

[chuckles]

- Maybe you should lay off
the sodas.

You've had enough sugar
for today.

- [belches]

[giggles]
Fine.

- Arrgh.

- One sugar cookie ice cream
on a sugar cone, please,

with extra sugar sprinkles.

Ohh.

[giggles]

- Meow, meow.

- Duuuuh, duuuuh.

- Meow, meow.

- Duuuuh, duuuuh.

- Meow, meow.

- [grumbling]

- Good night, Patrick.

Good night, SpongeBob.

Good night, Patrick.

Good night, SpongeBob.

Good night, Patrick.

- Will you two please shut up?

- Mmm.

- [snoring]

- [crows]

- [crows]

[all snoring]

- Knock it off.

- SpongeBob!

Squidward!

Where were you two yesterday?

I had to manage,
run the register,

and cook all day
all by meself.

[stammering]

Here ya go.

- Ohh!

[together]
Hot, hot, hot, hot.

- Have you ever had
to handle hot change?

[hands sizzling]

- Sorry, Mr. Krabs.

I guess we got carried away

watching our animal
double-gaggers all day.

- That's doppelgangers.

- No, I believe
it's pronounced bubble hangers.

- What are you barnacle brains
blabbering about?

- [grumbling]

- What in Neptune's creation
is that?

Ooh, and why is it so adorable?

Scooch over.

- [grumbling]

- [meows]

- Whoo-hoo. Go, Krabsy.

- Oh,
a tiny little Krusty Krab.

- Yeah.

[together]
Too cute. Too cute.

Too cute. Too cute. Too cute.
Too cute. Too cute. Too cute.

- [grumbling]

- Oh, boy. What's next?

- I gotta know.

- Aw,
an adorable tour group.

[together]
Hungry. Hungry. Hungry.

Hungry. Hungry. Hungry.
Hungry. Hungry.

- Huh? Ahh!

[gasping]

[all shouting]

- [whimpers]

Ahh!

- Ahh!

[grumbling]

- Ooh,
I think I've seen this one.

- I think I lived this one.

- This was where me boy-o
really came through.

- My shining moment.

[all shouting]

- Eee-eee-eee.

- [sighs]

- Huh?
- I don't remember this part.

- Meow.

Meow, meow, meow, meow.

Ahh.

Meow, meow, meow, meow.

- Huh. I guess there's
only room for one me.

- Or me.

- Or me.

both: Or us.

- [snoring]

- Nice to have you
back inside, Gary.

- Meow.

- Oh, it's nice to have you two
here as well.

[both grumbling]

[both giggling]

- Aw. Too cute. Too cute.
Too cute. Too cute!